God-like State
"So Vegeta is on a rampage, you say…" Goku says, looking out the window of Kame house, on the second floor. "His desire for penis length…" Goku's face twists into a hateful expression, "It consumed him. Where is he? I will put a stop to him once and for all."
"I came from your house, Goku… that's where I last saw him," Videl informs. "Ugh… I never should have put him in charge of my OnlyFans…" Videl falls to the floor, her head down.
"You have an OnlyFans? How much is it?" Goku perks up, but quickly becomes serious once more, "Alright. You all stay here. Videl… don't stress it. This was all Vegeta's plan. He was a manipulator, and you are not to blame," Goku's eyes scan the room, seeing Lunch, Roshi, Krillin… people who need his protection. He turns once again to the window, "I'll deal with this." Goku, faster than anyone can see, flies out through the window towards his old home. His penis begins to throb in preparation. His erection lengthens and girthens as he nears the site of his home, clouds black as the night coating the sky like a bad omen.
"Vegeta… I knew I should have finished you off back on Namek," Goku says to himself, "Gohan… Chichi… please be safe…" Goku doesn't hold out much hope; he can't feel his wife or his son's energy anywhere.
Goku looks down on the ruined lands that were once his home. Smoke rises from dozens of craters; mountains are flattened. Rain pours, and thunder can be heard far and wide. Goku approaches the ruins of his home. As he steps foot in what used to be the yard, he gasps. Vegeta stands over Chichi, who lies motionless in the sparse grass. Jizz coats what remains of the walls and seeps down into the dirt. The Saiyan stands facing away from Goku, slouched and his head down. Rage begins to fill Goku- he becomes Super Saiyan.
"Vegeta," He snarls, "You…" Vegeta's head turns. Goku stares into red glowing eyes, the eyes of a mass murderer with a massive cock. A monsterized Vegeta yells like an animal and lunges towards Goku.
"YOU…" Goku yells at the top of his lungs, and a well trained Spitus Factus hits Vegeta hard. Vegeta flies off away from Goku from the force of the impact, smashing through a charred tree and rolling through rubble. He lays in the rocks and opens his eyes, feeling the pain from Goku's attack. He sees Goku standing above him.
"Where is Gohan?" Goku asks menacingly, "What did you do to my son?!" His voice rises, but he gets no answer. Vegeta screams like a wild beast, his cock instantly becoming 90 inches long. He lunges up from the dirt and aims a wild flurry of punches at Goku. Goku dodges every punch and hits Vegeta so hard that he dies. However, the author of this fanfiction still has a large amount of plot left to write, so Vegeta gets some plot armor and is revived. However still, Goku follows up with a penis slap, knocking Vegeta off course. He lands on all fours some few meters away from Goku.
"What have you become?" Goku asks sternly, "Look at what you've done to my family!" A few tears fall from Goku's eyes, which are twisted in rage. "I thought you were better than this!"
Vegeta has begun to mimic a wild beast, losing any intellect he once had (though that isn't saying much). Vegeta jumps at Goku, preparing to strike. Goku grabs Vegeta's schlong and flings him 12 miles away. Goku's hair turns from yellow to white as he enables Ultra Instinct, the ground around him shaking from the might. He then stacks Super Saiyan on top of it. His penis enlarges to 30 inches flaccid. While Goku's penis may be smaller than Vegeta's while flaccid, he is very skilled in using it. As Grandpa Gohan once said: It's not about size, it's about how you use it.
Vegeta gets to his feet, recovering from Goku's fling. He powers up to Super Saiyan Blue 4.
"Your penile strength was well trained, Vegeta…" Goku remarks, "But now you have become a penis monster. Your rage has magnified your penile strength ad infinitum, but all your skill has left you. You're showing your full erection from the get-go. I'll show you true penile power!" Vegeta flies across the 12 miles he was thrown in 0.01 picoseconds, making him over 6,000,000x FTL. Goku fires a Cumehameha, blue cum spurting out of his cock. Vegeta moves out of the way, and the cum hits the mountains behind him with incredible force, creating a 500 megaton explosion that lights up the sky and the entire area for over 100 kilometers. Vegeta and Goku meet head on, and the two engage in a flurry of blows. Vegeta goes for a cheap shot at Goku's cock, and Goku cries out in pain.
"God damn it Vegeta, stop touching my schlong! I'M NOT GAY!" Goku screams as he kicks Vegeta's balls. Vegeta squeals in terrible pain as he receives the largest amount of cock and ball torture in the universe. His rage and pain transforms him into Super Saiyan Blue Kaiokenx92. Goku powers up to Super Saiyan 2 Ultra Instinct Combination. The two punch and their fists collide, vibrating the entire magnetosphere. The intense and pleasurable vibrations shake Vegeta's rock-hard cock and cause him to nut, and the force of his cum spray causes him to fly off like a rocket. Goku isn't affected, though, since his flaccid penis absorbs and diffuses all of the vibrations. Goku fires another Cumehameha at Vegeta, hitting him hard and pushing him into space.
Goku jumps up after him. He reaches space in 0.01 picoseconds, crossing even more distance than Vegeta, making him something like 200,000,000x FTL. Damn these numbers are fucking stupid.
Anyway, Vegeta regains his coordination and locks eyes on the fast approaching Goku. Goku's penis is flopping as he flies, and the friction from leaving the atmosphere has made it red hot. Vegeta is overwhelmed by the sight, and loses focus for a second. Goku hits him hard with a burst of punches, devastating the distracted Saiyan. His well trained Super Saiyan 2 Ultra Instinct Combination is simply too much for Vegeta to handle. In an expert display of penile control Goku flexes subtly, causing his dick to become fully erect within an instant. It reaches 56 inches, and in the same instant that it grows to its full steel-hard girth, Goku thrusts it into Vegeta's gut, delivering a brutal blow. Goku's cock then immediately returns to its gentle soft form. Vegeta, gagging and spitting blood, begins falling back to earth, Goku close behind. As he falls, a small bit of consciousness returns to him.
"I still cannot… beat Kakacock… after all I've done…" Vegeta thinks to himself. He regains focus, remembering the banned African penis ritual and how much power that was able to give him against Gohan. The effects had mostly worn off by now, the newly generated semen becoming old and dry and his cock returning to normal lengths. In a well choreographed series of motions, he grabs both balls perfectly with his hands, squeezing them at just the right pressure and at just the right point to induce the perfect reaction in both of his pee- i mean cum storage containers.
Instantly, an ecstasy unlike anything Vegeta had felt before overtakes him. His cock and muscles and cock muscles light up in a heavenly glow, blinding Goku temporarily. Then, a powerful shockwave emanates from Vegeta. Goku is knocked off course.
"Wha- What was that? A Spitus Factus? No… That was much more brutal," Goku thinks, covering his eyes to regain vision. He zips back down to the ground, Vegeta doing the same. Goku then instant transmissions back to Kame House to steal Roshi's sunglasses. He puts them on, and his chadness levels increase to 1,000,000%. He returns to the battlefield, and is able to look at Vegeta safely. What he sees instantly ignites his gay side. All of Goku's friends theorize that Goku is actually bi and he is in the closet.
Vegeta is bathed in a beautiful divine light, a swirling white aura surrounding him. Goku notices something – his aura is the same color as cum.
"No way… he has become one with his jizz, and has achieved a heavenly state… what is this level of technique?!" Goku wonders, bewildered. He becomes fully erect as he basks in the glory of Vegeta. Suddenly, Vegeta speaks.
"My male hormones have been fully unlocked… my manliness is at 110%. I have become a god-like perfect being." His cock has reached the elusive number… 100 inches long, and incredibly erect. A continuous stream of jizz is exiting it and morphing into his aura. His aura is slowly turning into an accretion disk around the black hole that is Vegeta.
"Mastered Ultra Instinct… 2" Vegeta says. As he utters the word '2', a reality bending Spitus Factus exits his mouth. Goku is hit by it and nearly fucking dies. He gets tossed hundreds of meters away, landing in a pile of rubble. The shockwave from the Spitus Factus continues, shaking the entire earth and stretching to the ends of the universe. Even Beerus feels a little tingle as the vast shockwave runs through his planet at the edge of the universe.
"Mastered Ultra Instinct 2?!" Goku says, completely stunned, "That's impossible… I thought Mastered Ultra Instinct 1 was the limit! Only god-like beings could achieve 2- he must be… a truly god-like being." Goku gets up. "I will have to use my full power to beat this." Goku powers up into his ultimate form, Ultra Instinct Super Saiyan God Combination (UISSJGC). His aura melts the rocks surrounding him, and his penis enlarges to 79 inches.
"I'll make up for the length discrepancy with my penile skill!" Goku kicks off the ground, flying at Vegeta.
"Your life…" Vegeta says, "Is over." He shoots a beam of pure holy water out of his cock, nearly impaling Goku. He gets out of the way at the last second, and the beam goes off and completely breaks reality by destroying the moon, which was already destroyed but his penis is just so powerful that it did it anyway.
"Im… Impossible… he has broken reality…" Goku says in pure terror, "UISSJGC… will not be enough!" Vegeta teleports in front of Goku, delivering a mind breaking punch that completely stuns him. He blacks out for a split second, losing UISSJGC and his balance. He falls flat on his ass, his cock returning to normal size. Now, completely powerless, Goku cums buckets as he looks at Vegeta.
"You… will not suffice. I need a true warrior to battle. I sense that there is still one being in the universes whose penis is larger than mine," Vegeta says.
"No… no way… your penis has hit the elusive number!" Goku utters between orgasms. Vegeta scoffs.
"You're stupid to think that the elusive number is the limit. There is no limit to penis length!" As he says this, Vegeta powers up even further. His dickus extends to 101 inches. Goku becomes completely shocked, and shoots out the fattest rope in his life. Not even Chichi got this big a cumshot out of him.
"You're pathetic, Kakacunt. I'll show you true penile power!" Vegeta slaps Goku in the face with his dick. Goku spits out blood. Next, Vegeta delivers the most brutal cock and ball torture possible.
"Gahh… My power is being drained!" Goku says to himself, "There's no way… no way I can beat him… He's too hot!" Goku feels his life power being drained out of him as he nuts over and over again. Cock and ball torture should be inducing incredible pain, but due to the sheer heavenly god-like power of Vegeta, it is causing intense pleasure.
But then, Vegeta realizes something,
"Wait a minute, I'm not gay," he exclaims, "I have been acting hella gay this whole time… what did the dragon shafts do to me?! Kakacock is… so sexy now!" Goku uses this opportunity to blindside the distracted Vegeta with a large energy attack. He dashes away.
"Ghh… My cock… now that the cock and ball torture is over, I am feeling intense pain…" Goku says through his grunts of pain. He quickly uses instant transmission to get away.
Goku teleports directly into Karin's bedroom while he and Yajirobe are having intense gay sex.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE GOKU," Karin says in his traditional Karin voice.
Goku, out of breath, quickly apologizes. "Sorry, but I'm getting beat the fuck up by Vegeta and need a breather. You got any beans?" Goku asks.
"Go find them yourself you stupid miserable useless worthless bastard with no future," Karin answers. Goku leaves to search for them and Karin and Yajirobe resume the intense gay sex, and it's really hot. Goku quickly finds the beans in Yajirobe's porn stash, which has grown to fill up 85% of the rooms in the tower. Unfortunately, they are covered in Yajirobe's cum so they aren't exactly pleasant to eat. As he recovers, he notices the cum seems to have given him extra power.
"This is incredible power, but… it still will not be enough. I need further strength! I know what I must do…" Goku looks to the sky, "I must find Jiren."
On the battlefield, Vegeta is very confused. "How the fuck did this bitch Kakarot get away? I suppose my power still needs further increasing… I may be in a heavenly god-like state but I cannot yet beat teleportation. That stupid fucking cunt Kakarot. I must traverse all the universes… to find a worthy opponent," Even though he is talking about a man, misogyny emanates from Vegeta's aura. He has turned into a bigot. Vegeta flies off into deep space. He begins flying at maximum speed to every corner of the universe to find an opponent of sufficient cock size, but there is no one to be found.
"Must I travel out of the universe?! It appears I may be the strongest being in Universe 7," Vegeta thinks, "I should search Universe 6. Kefla was able to defeat Galaxy Shaggy… he was certainly a formidable warrior, maybe as strong as Golden Cell. There is a chance she may be the perfect opponent." His cock penis begins to rise.