The New Fusion

Kale is watching Caulifla fuck the shit out of Cabba.

"You have been going for like the past few days. I think Cabba is dead at this point," Kale says, pretty concerned.

"He nutted like 10 minutes ago so he's probably fine. I need to get stronger but this weak little shit isn't gonna cut it," Caulifla answers. She suddenly perks up as Cabba cums again, a surprisingly large load for how long he has been pumping. Caulifla moans a little bit but Cabba sucks at everything he does and is incredibly lame so she is pretty unsatisfied.

"Wow you're actually a fucking loser," Caulifla reprimands him, "legitimately the worst mf in the god damn universe."

"Jesus christ Caulifla, you don't have to go that hard. Like yeah he sucks, but he's trying pretty hard," Kale tries to reason with Caulifla, who is quite pissed off. Cabba is exhausted.

"No way I can nut anymore. I've cummed 201 times. Cum deprivation is real, Caulifla. You should watch Roe Jogan, he talks all about it," Cabba says, out of breath. His balls are completely empty. Caulifla gets off his cock.

"God damn it… how will I get more power? Cabba is the strongest male in this universe besides Hit, and he doesn't have a penis," Caulifla says, trying to think of a solution.

"What do you mean 'he doesn't have a penis'? It's not where a human or Saiyans' penis is, but it's there," Kale says.

"Surely you're not talking about his head. Just because it looks like a penis doesn't mean it is one,"

"No. His head is his penis. He's an alien, you know," Kale clarifies. Caulifla vomits 20 times upon hearing this.

"Well, I'm not fucking that. I don't want to look like those weirdos who are actually into shit like that," Caulifla says, gripping her stomach.

"That's understandable," Kale says. Everyone falls silent. Suddenly, a bright white glow emanates from behind Caulifla. Vegeta inserts his 102 inch schlong into Caulifla, instantly causing her to have an orgasm so powerful that she flies off of his dick and lands 15 kilometers away.

"This will not do," Vegeta says, "I need to clap cheeks to further increase my strength." Kale, just registering what happened, becomes shocked.

"V… Vegeta?!" She stutters, "What's happened to you?!"

"I underwent the banned African penis ritual to increase my penis length by 35%. I have achieved maximumer power by doing it on both testes simultaneously!" Vegeta answers, flexing his cock.

"H… His cock… It's too large…!" Kale thinks, freaking out. Caulifla flies back at incredible speeds, now using Super Saiyan 3.1. She throws a flurry of blows at Vegeta, fists slamming into the iron wall of his monstrous pecs, but they cannot budge him.

"Then…" Caulifla looks down at his cockpenis, "I will make you nut!" Vegeta smiles.

"I'd like to see you try," He says. Caulifla begins jerking him off at 3 times light speed, but it is doing nothing. She powers up to Super Saiyan 5 Kaioken x 100 and ramps it up to 4 times FTL.

"I'm going to become soft at this rate. You weakling," Vegeta scolds Caulifla, "I never should have took it upon myself to mentor any of you. You are all the same, failures and disgraces to the glorious Saiyans!"

"Caulifla!" Kale yells. She powers up to Legendary Super Saiyan 4, and moves in on Vegeta. She gets behind him and sticks her fist into his ass. Vegeta winces.

"Huh?/?… I'M… NOT… GAY!" He screams, firing off a Spitus Factus that blows the two Saiyans away. Cabba watches, knowing that he must do something.

"He's… He's insecure!" Kale yells as she is launched away, "That's it! That must be his weakness!"

"Master! What are you doing?!" Cabba asks frantically. Vegeta turns.

"I have no reason to speak to a weakling such as yourself. I have achieved a god-like state… I have no pupils anymore," Vegeta responds. Cabba is taken aback by this.

"V...Vegeta… How could you…" He thinks. Cabba knows he must fight.

"Wait… if he claims is not gay, then a gay enough action may be able to bring him back to his senses. Alright!" Cabba gets into a fighting stance. He lunges at Vegeta and transforms into Super Saiyan 3.2. He gets in front of Vegeta and kisses him on the lips. Vegeta's eyes go wide – he blushes.

"I SAID…" Vegeta begins yelling, "I'M NOT GAY!" He hits Cabba with a Spitus Factus, but Cabba manages to endure it, since it is insincere.

"If that isn't enough, then…" Cabba prepares his exhausted schlong and moves behind Vegeta. Mustering all the power possible, he penetrates Vegeta's ass. Vegeta winces and tries to squeeze Cabba out, but Cabba holds on tight. After a few seconds Cabba cums, overwhelmed by the god-like pressure. The nut fills Vegeta's ass, distracting him. Cabba moans and cums again after a few seconds.

"I can't do this much longer!" He yells. Kale and Caulifla stand up.

"He's so strong, but so very insecure. We have to figure out a way to exploit that, Caulifla," Kale says.

"But we can't even get close without being blown away, and I don't think playground insults are going to stop that… What can we do?!" Caulifla asks, terrified of what is to come. Kale remembers something.

"We don't have the potara, but there is another way to fuse!" Caulifla looks over.

"Another way? How do we do it?" She asks.

"We have to do a really fucking stupid dance! It's gonna suck ass, but we'll die if we don't!" Kale explains. Caulifla looks down, a frustrated look on her face. She doesn't want to come off as a big fucking moron, but she knows that the circumstances are dire.

"Alright. At least we'll never be as insecure as Vegeta!"

At the same time in Universe 11, Goku approaches Jiren's mansion. It's massive and looks quite fancy, and Goku begins to become jealous as he admires the marvelous architecture. Inside, Jiren is in his classic meditation pose, undergoing mass amounts of cock enhancement surgery. His penis is approaching incredible lengths thanks to it, and his power is growing as well. Hundreds of monitors surround him, each showing different types of pornography. As Goku enters the room he immediately becomes completely erect. He approaches Jiren, admiring his gigantor penor, which is covered in different contraptions in order to maximize length. Dozens of IVs are hooked up to his body, pouring god knows what into his veins.

"Jiren," Goku says, "I need your help." Jiren opens his eyes, and a wave of chad energy emanates from him at supersonic speeds. It hits Goku hard, making him stumble slightly. Jiren speaks.

"What is it, Goku?" He asks. Goku looks closer at Jiren, noticing his chad chin has grown since he last saw him.

"Vegeta has gone on a rampage. He has undergone the banned African penis ritual to increase penis size by 35%, and has achieved a god-like perfect state. His dickus is at 101 inches," Goku informs Jiren. Jiren the Gray closes his eyes and stands up, flexing his muscles. As he does this, the IVs all pop out of him. He then flexes his cock, and the penis enlargement devices all fly off. After daintily pulling up his tights, he stands in the chaddest pose possible.

Jiren speaks, "I felt a disturbance in the multiverse a few minutes ago. So, that was Vegeta?" Jiren begins walking towards Goku. His dong throbbing gentily as he strides. "I can't just sit here while a monster brings destruction to the multiverse. I will help you defeat this tyrant," Jiren answers. Goku smiles. "The Penile Rules are in place for a reason. The African Penis Ritual was banned by the Multiverse Penis Coalition after the Elusivity Incident in Age 211," Jiren explains as he walks past Goku.

"This isn't like you Jiren. I thought you would tell me to stay back while you fought Vegeta yourself," Goku gays.

"I've fully realized what Master Gicchin wanted me to learn," Jiren says, turning to face Goku, "I can't face everything alone. I need your help."

"But… there is one problem," Goku says, his face becoming serious once more, "I wasn't able to even touch Vegeta. His power is truly divine, I don't know if even the both of us fighting together could be a match for him."

"Then, what do you suggest we do?"

"We will have to fuse. If we fuse, our penis lengths and girths will combine and we will become much stronger," Goku explains, but Jiren already knows all about it.

"Really… So he is that dangerous now? Very well. It would be best to fuse with potara. I have a stash of earrings in my condom drawer," Jiren says. Of course Jiren would have a condom drawer, in fact, he has a condom warehouse. He fucks for days. Unfortunately, he hasn't had sex in months due to the penis enlargement surgery. But soon.

"Once we fuse, I will be able to locate Vegeta's power and teleport us there," Goku says. He cannot feel the energy of Vegeta from this far away, but with Jiren's incredible meditation abilities amplified by Goku's instant transmission detection experience, the fusion of Goku and Jiren can find any power in any universe.

Back at planet Sadala, Vegeta sees a bright light in the distance, exactly where Caulifla and Kale landed moments ago. Cabba becomes slightly relieved.

"T… they must have fused!" He thinks, "I'll keep distracting Vegeta with my loving actions, but… it seems he has become resistant to such wiles…" Vegeta clenches his ass in preparation, as he recognizes what is about to happen. This causes Cabba to moan again, and he nearly cums. However, he is able to hold back.

"Vegeta!" The Saiyan monster hears a voice cry out to his right. He turns, and sees a metamoran-style fused Caulifla and Kale flying at him. She strikes him hard in the chest, and Vegeta is pushed backwards, though he stays on his feet. Vegeta looks up, and his dick throbs upon seeing this new fusion.

"My name is… shit, what is my name? It isn't Kefla, that bitch is a weak ass broccoli sprout. But Kefla is the only actually good name combination. Fuck it, I guess I'm Caulile." Caulile introduces herself, her tits flapping in the wind because the Metamorans are horny fucks. Vegeta smiles.

"Finally… a strong woman. I now may be able to clap cheeks without challenging my insecurities and being a gay ass scallion." Vegeta says.

"I'll beat your homophobic rump," Caulile says, pointing at Vegeta. She powers up to Super Saiyan God Boosted Legendary Super Saiyan 3. The aura pushes her tits upward like a twitch streamer being tricked into touching her bellybutton with her elbows (note from the Grand Priest: What's twitch?). Cabba cums twice upon seeing this, somehow still generating jizz despite the fact he has nutted 205 times. The cum starts to leak out of Vegeta's asshole. While it may not be affecting him much, the feeling of nut in his ass is very off-putting.

Caulile throws a large energy ball at Vegeta. He steps back, narrowly dodging the ball as it explodes at his feet, jettisoning rocks and debris far and wide. Caulile flies to Vegeta's left, using the smoke for cover. As she moves in, Vegeta flexes his cock, causing his aura to maximize. It blows away the smoke and clearly reveals Caulile's location.

Vegeta throws a jab with his left arm and Caulile barely dodges, the air pressure of the attack vaporizing the terrain behind Caulile into a flat plain. She loses balance and falls, but quickly rolls behind the god-like Saiyan and recovers. She sees Cabba on Vegeta's back and grabs him, yanking him off and forcefully pulling his dick out of Vegeta's ass. This brings Cabba almost over the edge, but he manages to not cum. Another nut might kill him.

"The fuck are you doing? Why was your cock in Vegeta's ass?!" Caulile asks, holding Cabba by his hair.

"I was trying to distract him… since his sexuality is so fragile, I thought I could bring him back to his senses by doing gay things…" Cabba explains, wincing as Caulile pulls on his hair.

"You've cummed over 200 times, you're gonna die if you keep nutting, dumbass. I can't pay for hospital bills. I can't even go to a hospital, this planet is still primitive for some reason." Caulile says before throwing Cabba to the ground behind her. Vegeta turns around. "Stay behind me, Cabba!" Caulile yells, some genuine concern coming through her harsh tone.

"Finally, that little slut is out of my ass. He's so damn cute, though," Vegeta quickly flexes his ass muscles, causing all the jizz to shoot out at high speeds. His penis grows by 3 inches.

"Now…" Vegeta moves at 1,000,000,000x light speed and inserts his member into Caulile. Caulile screams as the entire 105 inches enter her. Vegeta begins thrusting.

"In order to defeat him… I gotta endure it until he nuts!" Caulile realizes, "But I'm gonna cum right away! Will I be able to endure?" Caulile transforms into Super Saiyan 11. However, not even this form can stop her from cumming. Vegeta notices, and uses his ultra divine power to stifle her imminent orgasm. She yelps in pleasure, wincing out several stressed moans. Her cheeks blush red and saliva drips from her chin.

"Don't cum yet, you stupid worthless Saiyan stupid fucking bitch," Vegeta says. Caulile is now basically edging constantly.

"What the fuck is this god-like power? It's god-like! I can't believe how god-like it is! The god-likeness of his god-like power is absolutely god-like! I simply cannot understand how god-like this power has become!"

Behind them, Cabba gets up, his head down. He understands the genuine concern Caulile showed for him, and realizes that he may actually have someone who cares for him. Not Caulifla or Kale alone, but the two together. An aura begins to grow around him, and his horny energy transforms him into the Super Saiyan 4 Super Saiyan God form, giving him insurmountable power. With all of his might, he launches the hardest Spitus Factus that he can.

Cabba yells, "I WANT TO FUCK KEFLA SO BAD I WANT TO SLURP UP HER LEGS LIKE BIG NOODLES I WANT TO EAT EVERY MEAL OF MY LIFE ON HER FAT ASS I WANT TO DUMP MY CUM IN HER RUMP EVERY SINGLE NIGHT I WANT TO FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK KEFLA SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD PLEASE GOD FUCK I WANT TO BLAST ENDLESS BUSTS INTO HER TOMBOY PUSSY I WANT TO GLAZE HER LIKE A DONUT WITH MY CUM FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I WANNA PUMP PUMP FUCK FUCK HER TOMBOY BUTT I WANT TO TASTE EVERY INCH OF HER BODY OOH MMMMYYY FUCKIIINNGGG GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD PLEASE I WANT TO FUCK KEFLA I WANT TO FUCK KEFLA PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE IF I HAD A CHANGE TO FUCK KEFLA I WOULD NEVER CUM ANYWHERE ELSE BUT HER TOMBOY PUSSYYYYYYY PLEASE PLEASE OMMGGG IM SO HORNY WHEN I SEE KEFLA I CANT STAND IT I HAVE TO FUCK KEFLA I WONT CUM TO ANYTHING BUT KEFLA HELP ME FUCK KEFLA SO HORNY FOR TOMBOY ASS OMG PLEASE FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK OH MY FUCKING GOD IMAGINE FEELING HER FAT BUTT AND THIGHS BOUNCING AGAINST YOU I WOULD BE STRINGING CUMS SHOOTING FAT ROPES EVERY TIME I FELT HER AGAINST ME FUCK FUCK FUCK I WANT TO FUCK KEFLA I WANT TO FUCK KEFLA."

Vegeta is blown away literally and figuratively by the sheer degeneracy of what was just said. He flies 50 kilometers away and crashes into a mountain, causing it to explode.

"My name is Caulile," Caulile says, "Not Kefla. You fucking idiot". Suddenly, Cabba starts clapping Caulile's cheeks. He sticks his incredibly large schlong into her pussy and claps at great speed. Caulile moans as she is brought incredibly close to orgasm but cannot because of Vegeta's divine power. It still remained in her after he was blown away, causing her to edge constantly. Cabba keeps clapping until he feels a 206th nut building. His cock begins to throb as he feels the orgasm approach, but he did not know that it would be the last nut in his life.

Cabba nuts, releasing gallons of jizz into Caulile. It sprays out like a pressure washer due to the sheer speed. 2 seconds later, Cabba fucking dies. In order to generate sufficient cum for this last nut, his body converted his own lifespan into sperm cells. Truly tragic. Sad anime music plays as the scene goes into sepia tones.

"What's with the sad music? I don't give a shit about this lil bitch Cabba," Caulile says, "He raped me. Man is an idiot for nutting even after I told him he would die." The sad music and sepia tones go away.

"So the little slut shota boy is dead. Serves him right," Vegeta says, fully recovered from the spitus factus. Caulile looks over, terrified as she remembers what Vegeta is here to do.

"I thought you cared about him. I thought he was your pupil," Caulile says through shaky resolve, "What happened to you? Was it Freeza?"

"Don't you say her name, you wench!" Vegeta yells. At 1,000,000,001x light speed, Vegeta starts clapping Caulile's cheeks again. His divine power causes him to thrust at speeds that exceed any comprehension. Caulile passes out from the pleasure as Vegeta continues to clap. The power causes Caulile to enter a god-like state similar to Vegeta, and the light emanating from the two is brighter than the sun. Vegeta feels the climax approaching.

"Finally, I will be able to increase my power even further. Once I release this nut, I will generate even more sperm power," Vegeta notes. As he gets closer, he speeds up the clapping. He is now reaching VS battles level speeds.

Vegeta opens the floodgates, releasing metric tons of jizz into the world. Caulile flies off his dick and is washed away in the flood of sperms. Vegeta's schlong throbs for 2 minutes straight, shooting out fat ropes. Stringing cums. His cock enlarges to 110 inches.

"My power…" Vegeta says, among the cum, "Is maximumest. This must be Mastered Ultra Instinct 3."