Rampaging Monster, Gojirenpenis vs. Vegeta
"What is this power I feel?" Vegeta wonders, "From another universe… there is this grand strength that rivals mine. Is there a stronger being, still?" Vegeta feels his penis flexing. "My refractory period is over… good," Vegeta says, a maniacal smile forming on his face. He looks in the direction of the amazing power. In an instant, he begins flying towards it.
"Ah yes, I feel this power," Gojirenpenis says, "Vegeta has grown even stronger. Unfortunately for him, I am insurmountable." Gojirenpenis stands proud, the fusion of Goku and Jiren, on the tip of the central tower of Jiren's mansion. His massive penis makes a clear outline in his baggy pants. His chad chin is prominent, visible from miles away. His bulging pecs throb as blood flows through his gigantic arteries. His hair flows beautifully in the wind.
He sits down and crosses his legs. Entering a meditative state, Gojirenpenis focuses on the power. The location becomes clear in his mind, and he puts two fingers to his forehead. However, he doesn't teleport. Instead, he gets into a fighting position, poised to defend, and transforms into MUI. A massive explosion destroys half of Jiren's mansion, and several energy blasts chase after Gojirenpenis. The fusion jumps off of the tower and flies away to dodge the blasts. He deflects all of them successfully, and they explode in the distance.
Gojirenpenis looks around, trying to pin down Vegeta's precise location. Vegeta flew so fast that he managed to traverse 4 universes in 1 minute, landing directly at Jiren's mansion. Gojirenpenis locates the threat, and fires a Kamehameha. It lands with a massive explosion, but it is a miss. Vegeta dodges. Gojirenpenis, far in the sky, watches as Vegeta darts around the ground below. He zig zags his way towards the fusion, trying to get underneath him. Now that he is close, Gojirenpenis sees the bright white light of his heavenly aura.
Gojirenpenis fires another Kamehameha directly below himself. Before it lands, he fires 10 more in a circular pattern around the first one. Vegeta finds himself unable to dodge and is hit with the full force of all 11. He winces.
"Gah! This is the first real pain I have felt since achieving this divine form. This must be my match!" Vegeta says. He flies out of the smoke and gains his footing on the roof of Jiren's mansion, which burns with tall flames, framing their standoff with yellow and orange walls of fire.
"Vegeta!" Gojirenpenis yells, "How could you do this? How greedy are you for power?" Vegeta frowns.
"You say that as if you understand me. Do you still think I just want to be stronger than you? I gave up that goal long ago," Vegeta answers, "I don't care if I don't become stronger than you. I will become stronger than everyone else, too."
"Vegeta, that's fucking stupid. Your character arc was always pointing towards you accepting that being the strongest isn't the only reason to live. But then in Dragon Ball Super you go back to having a rivalry with Goku, which completely undermines all the development your character had at that point. This hurts Vegeta as a character, completely reverting all he had been through to milk more money from this dead cow of a series. In an attempt to get more fans to watch the series they destroyed any character development whatsoever and returned your character to how it was in the Android saga. The manga has you even worse, as your one role seems to be 'I want to be stronger than Goku'. You show up for a chapter before being folded, and Toyotaro has to stuff you into the climax somehow in order to appease fans. Vegeta only exists at this point because the fans want him to, and this goes to prove how hollow of a series Dragon Ball has become. It really shows what milking a series completely dry does to it. Fans just want to see Vegeta do epic things and get a W for once, but turning him into a one note character like that is saddening. As much as people don't want to admit, Toriyama is a very solid writer. He does a fantastic job at slowly growing characters as the story progresses. Vegeta is a fantastic example of this, and fans seem to forget this. Many of them only like the characters for the cool things they did and not how they grew. It's truly troublesome, I wish more people would see how poorly Super handles the characters we know and love," Gojirenpenis says.
"What the fuck are you talking about? Dragon Ball fans can't read," Vegeta replies. Gojirenpenis punches him in the face. Vegeta responds by kicking the fusion in the chest. The two stumble and back up. Gojirenpenis moves in and throws a left jab, and Vegeta skillfully moves it out of the way before throwing a jab of his own. It strikes Gojirenpenis, but he managed to avoid the brunt of the attack by moving backwards.
Gojirenpenis zooms in and throws a volley of hundreds of fast puches. They hit Vegeta hard and he flies backwards, breaching the walls of fire and regaining his balance some dozens of meters away within the inferno. He zooms up into the sky and Gojirenpenis follows. Gojirenpenis fires several energy blasts at Vegeta, which are easily dodged. The Saiyan fires back with a Galick Penis.
"Shit… It's aimed directly at the ground! It'll blow up the planet if I don't deflect it!" Gojirenpenis realizes, preparing himself to stop the blast. He reels his right arm back and swipes the blast away as it approaches him. It flies off into the distance, hitting a different planet nearby and completely vaporizing it. Gojirenpenis' hand stings from the effort.
Vegeta continues to fly up, firing numerous Galick Penises, which Gojirenpenis deflects.
"I'm in a bad position. I'll end up severely injured at this rate!" Gojirenpenis notices. He is at a handicap, since he is trying to defend his own planet while fighting Vegeta. He uses instant transmission to get behind Vegeta, and hits him hard in the back of the neck. He then grabs Vegeta's hair and flings him really fucking hard. So hard, in fact, that he breaks into the 4th dimension momentarily and travels to another universe, in much the same way a wormhole would transport someone. Gojirenpenis teleports to Vegeta. The two are now back in Universe 6.
"You're pretty strong, Gojirenpenis. In fact, you are the strongest warrior I have fought thus far," Vegeta says, complimenting the fusion.
"You don't deserve any praise. You've killed my family, and that I cannot forgive," Gojirenpenis responds.
"Not the entire family. You're still alive, and Goten…"
"I won't let you touch him!" Gojirenpenis yells, flying in for another attack. The two clash, and a supernova is formed from how much energy they are dishing out. Gojirenpenis punches with his right, the blow grazing Vegeta's hair. Vegeta strikes Gojirenpenis' stomach before delivering an uppercut, knocking Gojirenpenis away. He quickly recovers and slams Vegeta in the jaw with a left. The determined fusion doesn't let up, delivering blow after blow. Vegeta is able to find an opening in one of the attacks and counters. He successfully gets away.
The two begin flying parallel to one another, firing various energy blasts as they travel at many times lightspeed through deep space. Planets and stars blow up in their wake, causing vast celestial damage. Billions are killed. The two clash again, beginning a barrage of high-speed attacks with no clear winner. They continue flying while they battle, crashing into planets and starts, causing supernova after supernova.
Suddenly, Vados teleports in front of them.
"What are you dumbshits doing?" She asks.
Vegeta looks at Vados and says, "Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *pulls out comically oversized mallet and beats own head with it 15 times* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO FUCK *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd *jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely."
Vados and Gojirenpenis look at him with incredible contempt.
"So is this guy actually autistic?" Vados asks.
"Yeah," Gojirenpenis answers.
"I AM NOT AUTISTIC!" Vegeta screams, flexing his cock. His aura expands and his power begins tearing the universe apart at the seams.
"Listen, Vegeta, there's nothing wrong with being autistic. Yknow, if you need help, I'm sure there's people willing to help you," Gojirenpenis says.
"Yeah, you shouldn't be so self conscious about being autistic. If you need someone to talk to, I'm sure plenty of the other angels would be willing," Vados says.
"Who are you to say that? You're the one calling me autistic in a somewhat derogatory way!" Vegeta yells. Vegeta was diagnosed with ASD when he was very young.
"Vados – you should really be more considerate," Gojirenpenis says.
"Damn, that's a pretty nice cock though," Vados says. She teleports onto his schlong and starts fucking the shit out of him. Vegeta groans as he feels the tightness of Vados' pussy.
"Damn, I should have thought about the angels earlier… This is just what I need! Hnngg… But don't think I'll take this as an apology!" Vegeta tells Vados.
"Hmm… this may be a perfect opportunity to gain further power. I cannot fall behind Vegeta!" Gojirenpenis says. He zooms in behind Vados and sticks his penis into her asshole. They both start clapping at high speeds. Suddenly, Krillin and Roshi arrive in a space ship. They start live streaming the scene to Godtube and a notification pops up on every GoD's and angels' phones. They start watching and most are disgusted, though some start cranking it. Champa is devastated upon realizing that he is being cucked.
"Oh shit… I'm gonna nut!" Vegeta cooms in Vados and it quickly starts pouring out. Vados moans as she feels the cum filling her. Gojirenpenis laughs.
"Your endurance is pathetic, Vegeta. I'm not even close to cooming!" Gojirenpenis says, taunting Vegeta. Vegeta scoffs.
"But how many times can you nut?" He asks, smirking. Vados frowns.
"You gay mfs, stop worrying about that shit," She says. Gojirenpenis and Vegeta start beating the shit out of each other while they fuck Vados. Krillin and Roshi are masturbating in the space ship. Vados bounces on their schlongs in ecstasy.
Vegeta and Gojirenpenis start clapping super duper hard. Vegeta struggles to keep up, and groans as he cums again. Shortly after, Gojirenpenis nuts as well, filling Vados so much that the scene turns into some inflation fetish deviantart post. Upon seeing this, Roshi becomes incredibly flaccid. Krillin secretly likes it and nuts.
"You know, Vados… There's nothing gay about bros competing to see who's the best," Gojirenpenis says.
"Well… Why do you act like there's anything bad about being gay? You're sort of implying it," Vados says, struggling to speak between her moans.
"I'm sorry if it sounded like that, I'm just very insecure about my sexuality,"
Vegeta and Gojirenpenis continue to fuck Vados. Vegeta groans as he cums again, his semen spilling out of her with every thrust.
"The clapping from these two divine beings… It's too much!" Vados says, as she gets close to orgasm. Vegeta and Gojirenpenis smirk and begin to accelerate their clapping even further, reaching speeds upwards of 1,000,000,000,000,000x FTL. If that's not faster than Cell's thrusts back in chapter 5, I don't fucking care. They simultaneously feel the cum building as their thrusts speed up.
"Let's go, Vegeta!" Gojirenpenis says. Vegeta chuckles. Moments later, the two ejaculate their jizz into both of Vados' holes. She moans coarsely as vast pleasure flows through her body. It's pretty graphic. Anyway, the absolute force of the liquid shooting out of their cum rods sends Vados flying into deep space using the cum as a thruster.
Vegeta and Gojirenpenis weaken, floating apart from each other. Vegeta loses consciousness, his MUI3 going with it. His hair returns to black, and his cock shrinks. Gojirenpenis manages to stay conscious, but he splits as his fusion runs out. Goku and Jiren regain their bearings.
"It looks like we've actually done it… defeated Vegeta." Jiren remarks. After some silence, Jiren looks at Goku. He sees tears floating off his face (AN: because they are in 0g, obviously, stupid idiot. Sorry. I didn't mean to call you an idiot. I'm very sorry) as Goku cries.
"My family… they're all gone…" Goku whimpers, "Defeating Vegeta did nothing to give me closure…" Goku continues, "What can I do? The Dragon Shafts were probably destroyed in the explosion at Capsule Corp… and the Namekian Dragon Shafts were destroyed in the planet's explosion..." Goku puts his hands over his face and keels over, sobbing, "...it's always explosions!" Jiren's face is collected.
"We can use the Super Dragon Shafts," Jiren says. Goku looks up.
"You're right…" Goku realizes.
"They will not be available for a few months yet. I used them 9 months ago to wish for a longer penis, but it was beyond the Dragon of the Gods' power."
"Wait, you don't have to fuck the super dragon shafts?"
"Fuck them? They're the size of planets! Of course you don't have to fuck them. What are you talking about?" Jiren reacts, completely blindsided by the bizarre question, "Though you do have to, uh…" Jiren begins saying, his voice dampening until it is inaudible.
"You have to what?"
"You have to do him a favor," Jiren admits. Goku puts on a puzzled face.
"You have to fuck the dragon?" He asks, raising his voice. Jiren is caught off guard.
"The fuck is wrong with you? No! You have to buy him dinner within a year,"
"Well, if you just have to buy him dinner, why are you so worried about it?"
"Try buying enough food to feed a dragon the size of a thousand galaxies. It's not very easy."
"We could just ask Chi…" Goku goes into a depressive state as he remembers his family again.
"Either way, we'll have to wait a few months. I'm sure nothing too bad will happen if I can't get enough food in 3 months," Jiren says, trying to reassure Goku, "I'm sorry you'll have to suffer through this for so long. But you will get your family back."
Goku collects himself, wiping away the tears. He nods.
"Hey, you motherfuckers," A weak voice can be heard, "I'm flipping dying."
"It's Vegeta!" Goku says. Vegeta is floating slowly away from them, unable to move his limbs. He is currently dying from hypoxia.
"How the hell are you guys not dying too?" Vegeta asks.
"How are you able to talk in deep space?" Goku asks in return. Vegeta becomes mindblown and has an aneurysm.
"Oh shit, we've got to take him back down to a planet quickly," Jiren notices. They grab Vegeta and head for the nearest planet, which by sheer chance happens to be Sadala. As they approach the surface, they see the massive ocean of Vegeta's cum that covers it. Goku looks behind to see Roshi and Krillin following in their ship. They arrive directly above the sea of jizz, and the spaceship lands atop it, converting into a boat. Goku and Jiren land on top. They set Vegeta down on his back and he begins gasping for air.
"All this cum… it must have been Vegeta," Jiren figures, "What disaster he has caused…" Suddenly, an explosion vaporizes some of the nut. From it, two figures fly out, looking around for a few moments before seeing the ship. They fly and land atop it.
"If it isn't Caulifla and Kale," Goku says.
"Oh good, you took care of Vegeta. He was way too damn horny. He cummed a 40 meter deep sea across this whole planet after fucking us," Caulifla says, relieved.
"That's pretty hot," Goku says, and he gets punched in the balls. He just about fucking dies before passing out. After this, Roshi and Krillin open the hatch to the top of the space ship. They climb up, and right as Roshi sees Caulifla and Kale with battle-damaged clothes, he pops a bone.
"You absolute bitch," Caulifla yells, "I'll get you back for making us send those nudes." She kicks him in the crotch, breaking his cock in half. Roshi screams.
"Holy shit that's brutal," Krillin says.
"Hardcore cock and ball torture is just what he deserves," Caulifla says in response. Roshi falls to the ground, bleeding profusely from his cock. Jiren's face stays stoic.
"Vegeta has done much more than coat your planet with an ocean of cum. He has killed billions. We will need to use the Super Dragon Shafts to fix all this damage," Jiren tells the Universe 6 Saiyans.
"Damn, what a nuisance," Caulifla says, "This horny bitch ass cabbage patch really did some work."
"And he must pay for it. Justice will be served," Jiren says, postulating a plan, "I will put him in the Galactic Prison. He should not be able to escape from that institution. I will make sure he stays there for a long time. Once the trials begin, he's up for literally billions of counts of manslaughter and a couple murder charges, not to mention the damages. It's honestly kind of mindblowing just how much hot water Vegeta is in at this moment. He has caused trillions-no, quadrillions-no, quintillions of space dollars of damage. Once this news gets around the universes, which will be faster than his trial can take place, it will be absolutely impossible to gather an unbiased jury. Vegeta is honestly completely fucked. I feel slightly sorry for the guy, his horniness took over due to a lack of proper training. His addiction to porn and sex brought him to horrible extremes in order to satisfy his cravings. He was too obsessed with power and did awful acts to gain it, losing everything in the process. I think we can all learn something from that. This marginal, temporary increase in power is not worth the lives and ambitions lost in order to get it. Vegeta will never see the outside of that prison again, I fear. He will be well known as the greatest convict in all of history."
"Didn't you two also accidentally kill billions?" Vegeta asks, groaning through the pain, "And fuck you."
"It's for justice," Jiren responds.
With that, the curtain closes on this day. The next ones are to be filled with hardships and tolls unlike anything Goku and the others have experienced.
"Wait, the Galactic Prison or the Galaxy Prison?" Kale asks.
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
The End of Season 1