Tournament of Power 2, Gathering Fighters

One day later

6 days until the Tournament of Power 2

"Damn it, Roshi. You're way too stupid for your own good," Krillin says, stitching up Roshi's sliced testicles. They were back at Kame House now, after stealing a plane at the edge of East City once BK Gohan left Android 18's ruined home. A big blood pool stained the floor, since several arteries were severed by Android 18 when she mutilated Roshi's penis.

Roshi coughs. "It was worth it, okay?" he says.

"That immortality potion you drank has to be reaching its limit," Krillin says. Goku opens the front door and walks in.

"Hey, what are you two doing?" Goku asks. All he can see is Roshi with his legs spread, and Krillin crouched down between them, his beautiful bald head reflecting the early morning sun. Goku begins assuming a lot of things: is there some weird master-pupil relationship between Roshi and Krillin that he doesn't know about? Does Krillin just really enjoy sucking dicks that much, so much that he would resort to sucking an old shriveled up one like Roshi's? Krillin turns around, revealing the stitches in hand and Roshi's maimed peen.

"That's rough," Goku says. He assumed very wrong.

"Hey, Goku. I'm a bit busy with this, can you make it quick?" Krillin says.

"So there's another Tournament of Power. I-"

"No thanks," Krillin cuts him off, "The first one was bad enough as is."

"Please, Krillin, I only have 6 days to find fighters. If we win, we can revive Gohan and Chichi."

"Listen, Goku, I get it. I miss Gohan, too, and Chichi is very dear to all of us. But I can't put myself through that again," Krillin says somberly. He hands Goku a card. "Go find this person. They'll help." Goku is disappointed, but understands.

"Thanks, Krillin."

"Best of luck, Goku!" Krillin gets back to work patching Roshi up.

"You too," Goku says, leaving Kame House. He looks at the card – It's someone he doesn't know.

"Chico? That's Spanish, right? Does Spain even exist in this world?" Goku asks. There's also an address on the card, though. It's in Satan City. Goku takes flight as he begins traveling to this Chico's location.

After searching around thousands of homes for the right address, Goku comes to realize that he can just use Google Maps to find out where it is. When he punches in the address, it leads to somewhere dozens of miles west of Satan City within the North Valley of Mount Paozu, in the middle of the wilderness at the very edge of the city limits. The area is so remote that the closest city is Satan City; there are no other incorporated towns nearby. He flies west and sees the wilderness close in around him. There are less and less roads and buildings as he continues, and quickly the forested mountains take over. After traveling for a couple minutes he sees smoke rising in the distance. Approaching, Goku sees a small capsule home in a clearing. This must be the place.

A well built man with red hair chops firewood outside. Several stacks are laid out around the clearing. Goku greets him.

"Hey, it's me, Goku!" He says. The red-haired man turns to face him. The man immediately panics and throws his axe at Goku. Goku grabs it out of the air just before it might have driven into his face.

"Woah, calm down there. Are you Chico?" Goku asks. The red-haired man wears a shocked expression.

"I'm… Rom. Goku? Like, Son?"

Goku is caught off guard. "You know me? I'm popular?" Rom shakes his head back and forth wildly, as if Goku misunderstood.

"Wait, wait, wait, that's not important. You're Son Gohan's dad, right?" Rom asks.

"Uh, yeah, you know him?"

"That kid gave us a hell of a bad time. I mean, he was nice, but a lot of trouble. But that's far in the past. So you're looking for Chico?" Goku is a bit stunned that Gohan knew this guy. He figures Krillin had something to do with it. "Come inside," Rom says. He leads Goku into the little capsule home, which is well lit and comfortable. They both enter the main living space, one of four rooms in the small building. A deep-red-haired woman lays on a couch in front of a smoldering fireplace.

"Chico, you have a visitor. It's Goku," Rom says.

"Like, Son?" The woman asks. She gets up off of the couch.

"Yeah, it's me. I'm still not sure how exactly you know me," Goku confesses. The woman walks towards the two. Her hair is done up in two huge buns, and her clothes look like something Tenshinhan would wear.

"I'm Chico," she introduces herself.

"Krillin told me about you. Uh, do you fight? Also, who, like, are you guys?" Goku glances between Rom and Chico awkwardly.

"I do. I won the 24th Tenkaichi Budokai," Chico answers, "I was homeless for a while – the tournament gave me enough money to buy some capsules."

"That's all I need to know," Goku says, and he decides to cut to the chase, "So… and, I know this is kind of big, so bear with me… I'm inviting you to the Second Tournament of Power. It's a tournament between several universes."

"What now?" Rom pipes up.

"Sounds like it would be fun, is there a prize?" Chico asks.

"Yes, it's big. We need your help to win it," Goku answers.

"Oh, so it's like a team thing? Sure, count me in."

"It's in six days. You should probably come back with me, since I'll be bringing everyone up to the Lookout the day of," Goku explains.

"We don't know where that is…" Rom says, concerned. Chico smiles.

"Chico, you're just doing this? This, 'universal tournament of power'? This is all you need? I know this is Son Goku, but you are a little out of your mind," Rom pleads.

"I trust Goku. After all, he's saved the world a couple times. Remember Boo? That was just… a few years ago, I think," Chico says. She begins hovering off the ground.

"Oh, thank heavens, you can fly," Goku says, relieved.

"Whatever, do what you want. I'll go beat up some bears, or some foxes," Rom says, storming off into the woods.

"Weird guy," Goku notes.

"He's always like that, don't worry about him. Always out there beating up bears. They're actually endangered in this area because of him. I keep trying to tell him to stop but I think he's addicted. Our youths were very traumatic, but that doesn't really excuse it. I-"

"Okay, okay, I get it." Goku says. Chico nods.

Chico and Goku fly off, heading towards Kame House. They chat a little while they fly.

"How do you know me?" Goku asks. Chico chuckles.

"Your son washed up on a beach while we were on the run from law enforcement. We were all really young. I think you were dead," she says.

"Oh, that was when he was getting abused by Dickolo. And after I got penetrated hard and fast by him," Goku says.

"Excuse me?"

"Nothing, just… reminiscing," A smile finds its way across Goku's face as he is lost in nostalgic wonder. Then, he remembers Raditz was there, and the memory initiates a painful nerve-shock in his penis. Goku fucking despises Raditz.

"Are you okay?" Chico asks.

"Let's stop talking about… those days," Goku shudders as he speaks the last couple words.

"What's Gohan up to now?"

"He's…" Goku's face becomes solemn, "Well, right now, he's dead. That's why I'm entering the Tournament of Power 2. The prize is a wish from the Super Dragon Shafts."

"Oh shit, I'm sorry…" Chico says, "So, you'll wish him back to life? That's pretty noble. I won't get any of the prize then, but… Gohan was a cool kid. I understand."

"There's also some bigger stuff going on," Goku continues, "Just yesterday, a variant of Gohan from another universe teleported into ours. Apparently, there's a universe just stock full of Gohans somewhere out there, and they're all being genocided by Gohan Blanco,"

"Is he hot?"

"What?" Goku looks confused, like he misheard something.

"Nothing."

As Kame House crests the horizon and gets closer and closer, Goku spots a beautiful green man standing on the shore.

"Dickolo!" he yells. Dickolo looks up. His silky robe flutters in the ocean breeze. Goku and Chico land on the beach.

"Son Goku. Krillin called me," Dickolo says, "This situation is serious. I've come to aid."

"Dickolo, thank you so much!" Goku says, "But aren't you really weak? When Katrairchana revived you guys at Namek, she separated you and Kami for some reason. I think she may be stupid."

"I don't need that side bitch Kami anymore. I've come into my own. Nail is all that I need," Dickolo says proudly, "I'm stronger than ever, Goku. You can trust me." Dickolo puts out his hand and Goku shakes it. Chico feels a little uncomfortable.

"You're Chico, right?" Dickolo asks, turning to face her, "I was supervising Gohan when he landed on that beach. He got lost at sea in a storm that day, and he very well may have died. I was about to give in and aid him when you kids found him, thank you." Dickolo gives her a warm smile. Chico feels a pang of sadness as she remembers the couple of days spent with Gohan. The last time she saw him was when he left with Pigero, someone she also has not seen in almost two decades. Her life changed dramatically after that.

"Oh yeah, how was therapy, Dickolo?" Goku asks.

"It was very helpful, actually. That's how I discovered I didn't need to rely on Kami's good nature to keep me in check," Dickolo answers, "It was also very fun to laugh at Erasa. Great way to vent."

"Oh, uh. Yeah, that's good."

"Goku – I'm going to find Android 17 and 18. We could use their strength, too." Dickolo leaves, flying into the horizon.

"What a hot sexy guy," Goku says, smiling ear to ear as he admires Dickolo's glorious flying form.

"So did you have a surrogate?" Chico asks, jumping to stand in front of Goku in order to gain his attention.

"What's that?"

"Um... Okay, let me just be blunt here. Are you gay?"

After a moment of silence, Goku's face becomes incredibly dramatic and serious.

"Yeah. King Kai told me once," Goku says, a deep growl in his voice.

"Who's that?"

"He told me I have an affliction. One of the mind. My backed up balls were just a symptom," Goku clenches his fist and lowers his head, staring at his shaking fingers as he squeezes. "I have demons. Demons within. And they won't stop tearing my mind apart until I overcome them with the power of fucking my wife, Chichi! I need to have sex with her, I need to feel her love and love her back again!"

Chico chuckles awkwardly. "You're..." she says, and is cut off by Goku.

"Yeah, I'm bisexual. So what?"

"Nothin. Happy you understand yourself a little better." Goku's face lights up a bit as Chico speaks. "But you should chill with the 'demons' talk. I don't know who this King Kai is, I mean is he a Catholic? A preacher?"

"A god."

"Oh, damn. Well, you don't have to listen to what people tell you, if it's making you hurt so strongly inside." Chico gives Goku a warm smile, and Goku smiles back as his eyes droop a bit.

"Heh. Thanks, Chico. Glad you're saving the universe with us."

Chico jogs up and punches Goku playfully in the chest. "Yeah, that's the spirit! I'm excited, Goku!"