Lover and beloved - which is which?

Lost, afraid, in the dark, but together. Is that enough? This is not a happy, fluffy story. There is drama and heartache and wrenched emotions.

The house that the Deetzes recently move into is actually Beetlejuice's but was considered abandoned by the outside world. Beetlejuice try to scare the family away at first, and eventually found himself liking and befriending Lydia.

Beetlejuice has a chance encounter, then thinks about becoming a father.

Possessions or emotions – either can be moved.

Free advice is worth exactly what you pay for it.

Beetlejuice is offended on Lydia's behalf; Lydia is amused.

One of the obligations of friendship.

When Lydia is threatened, Beetlejuice gets angry. After all, you stand up for those you . . . um . . .

The Maitlands have crossed over early due to their quite expected good behavior, but where does this leave Lydia? Why, she's living the high life with a model boyfriend, a swanky apartment, and a prestigious spot working under Delia Deetz herself, New York's recent breakout artist! Problem is, Lydia's miserable. Maybe her life would've turned out better if she'd just said yes...

Lydia's 70th birthday and their 50th anniversary. This is a wrap-up of the history of the Beetlejuice and Deetz families and is Story #200.

When Beetlejuice gets pranked, a furious Lydia gets revenge.

An accident leads to communal guilt.

First there was Beetlejuice; then there was another Beetlejuice; then yet a third Beetlejuice - all similar, but all very different.

A discussion of what to name their possible children and why.

What's fair, what's not? What's right, what's wrong? Sometimes it takes an expert to tell.

A few thoughts and emotions inspired by a bowl of popcorn.

The most evocative sense is often the most under-rated. Or, have you ever wondered what these two smell like to each other?

To save her, Beetlejuice agrees to never see Lydia again. Lydia ain't having it.

Married in the Neitherworld, still believed to be merely engaged in the human world. How do they cope?

There are other meanings to just about everything you say.

Lydia's pregnancy starts to become more difficult.

Actions and reactions.

Parents never think they're doing their best with their children. But oftentimes, they're wrong about that.

Truth and consequences at a slumber party.