Hey everyone this is a bonus episode that I just wanted to do! It's not exactly canon to the series in a way, it is but this won't be brought up in future episodes however it takes place between the events of Season 5. Like you may notice I have the characters say it's been weeks since the events of a certain episode, this is kind of like an imagination of what happened between those weeks.
Reason why I made this is so we could have an episode to air along with Captain Manchild this Friday.
It's Black Friday at Deal or Ship, and the gang want their favourite megastore items cause the plaza is having a massive sale. This is the most chaotic episode yet! Mika and Miles get Lost in the Mall, Bose goes on a wild adventure, Buddy is running off from security, Chapa deals with angry mob while Ray tries to use Captain Man status to cut the lines.
INT. MAN's NEST MAIN ROOM- - DAY
The gang are all sitting on the couch eating pizza and chilling until Buddy comes up the tube screaming and yelling
Buddy
ITS BLACK FRIDAY!!!!
Chapa
No it's not Black Friday is in November…
Buddy
SWELLVIEW IS CELEBRATING EARLY SINCE THAT FRIDAY WILL BE SWELLVIEW PARK HISTORY DAY!
Everyone's screams and gets up cheering
Miles
LETTTTSSSSSSSSSS GOOOOOO
Bose
Wait.. what's Black Friday?
Everyone groans
Mika
Heyyyy be nice. It's basically the best day ever for shoppers
Ray
Everything is so much cheaper than what it is usually.
Buddy
And at Deal or Ship everything's 80% off!!
Everyone
80%?????
Buddy
Yes!
Bose
But that place has cars, pawn shops, boats, yachts, casinos, restaurants they are gonna go bankrupt
Chapa
Nah it's really a mind game.
Bose (confused)
How come?
Ray
Since everyone in town is gonna be using the deals it sounds weird but they make a lot more money then it seems
Bose (meta)
Smart.
Ray
Right?
Ray looks at the camera
Buddy
Anywaysssss we gotta get to the store immediately
Bose
It's only 9am…
Chapa sighs
Chapa grabs his shoulder
Chapa
Buddy… you have so much to learn.
OPENING THEME SONG
Transition Music, exterior shot of Deal or Ship.
The place is super busy and bustling with stores filled to the brim with lines
Mika
What store should we go to first?
Ray
Man I'm not waiting in these stinkin long lines!
Buddy
It's Black Friday what do you expect!
Ray
You know what.. no.
Ray takes his gum out his pocket and walks outside
Chapa
He's not gonna-
Mika (stressed)
Yes he is.
Miles
Sis let's head over to the mall Nextdoor. Pass some time shopping, maxin relaxin there and when the lines die down we'll come back
Mika
Alright sure! See you guys
Mika and Miles walk off
The camera slips
Mika and Miles stand stunned and looking like lost three year olds
Mika
This mall is massive…
Miles
We're never getting out..
The camera flips as Buddy and Chapa wait in the line
Employee (talking on megaphone)
Alrighttttt shoppers this store is closed sorry!
The crowd turns into angry mob as they boo, throw stuff and murmur insults
Employee
I'm sorry okay?! There's still more stores!
Buddy (bumping her shoulder)
Chapa do something!
Chapa
Why me??
Buddy
Because you're a hothead you know how to deal with anger issues if this mob explodes everyone will get punished and the store might close early!
The audience uh ohs
Chapa
You're right… I'll do it!
Chapa runs off
Buddy
Guess it's time to leave.
Buddy walks off but unknowingly steps into the walk thru metal detector
Security
HEY! THAT KID IS STEALING THAT EXPENSIVE CRYSTAL VASE
(The guards murmur "GET HIM!")
Buddy
WAIT I FORGO-
Before Buddy can explain, five security guards begin chasing after him as he speeds off into the store
Buddy and the security guards swarm/speed past Bose who's talking to an old man
Bose
So what's your name?
Old Man
My name is The Mastermind.
Bose
Oh, you from Master Town?
Old Man (insulted)
No, uh I'm from Secret Shores.
The audience uh ohs
Bose
Oh, cool.
Mastermind
You wanna join my crew?
Bose
What is it…
The camera cuts
Mika and Miles walk in the bustling mall galleria
Mika
Okay how do we get out? There's floor after floor, after floor
Miles gets a notification
Miles reads his phone
Miles
MANNNN DANGITTT!!!
Mika (confused)
What?!
Miles
This isn't one of those normal malls this is a large complex megamall where a famous celebrity by the name of MrPeace a rich YouTuber is coming to give away money!'n
Mika
Wait I know him! Yeah he's coming to this exact megamall to give away cash and promote Peacestables
Miles
Those chocolate gummies that give you peace!
The audience uh ohs
Mika
We gotta get out of here before he comes and this place explodes with fans
Mika (worried and realizing?
We'll get squished with all the bustling people!
Mika
RUNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!
Mika and Miles run with instrumental rock playing in the background until they run into Captain Man causing the siblings to fall down
Captain Man (whisper yelling)
Heyyyy watch it!
Mika (whispering)
Ray?
Captain Man grabs them both dragging them into a private abandoned store
Miles
Don't tell me your-
Captain Man
Look these lines are way too long for both stores and I want to meet MrPeace!
Mika
So just meet him!!
Captain Man (interrupting)
No. Ray Manchester is just another loser fan who he'll say hi to, but Captain Man the celebrity can get a full on hangout!
Miles
Timmy Ronaldson doesn't just hang with celebs he wants to be humble!
Captain Man
DUDE HE HAS 300 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS NOW SHUT UP!!!
Mika
Look honestly we don't care anymore.
Miles
But you gotta help us escape here…
Mika
Cause in exactly one hour this place will be filled with people and make it impossible for any sightings of a way out.
Ray groans as the twins beg
Captain Man
Fine.
Mika/Miles
YES!
Captain Man
But your paying for my items if I miss any helping you two losers!
Ray walks off
Miles
But everything's 80% off-gahhhhh nevermind!
INT. SWELLVIEW DEAL OR SHIP - PLAZA - DAY
Buddy is still running from mall cops and security, so blanks under pressure and poses as a mannequin in a fancy and expensive designer clothes store
The security guards stop
Security Guard #1
He must've went this way! Go
The guards continue running not seeing the fake mannequin
Buddy stops posing
Buddy
Ew it smells like Beverly Hills in here..
Buddy walks out
Buddy gets a text
"Hey dude need you back in the main area this mob and I are having an anger management class" PS: I got this idea from the Junior Anger Management class (or JAM) loll!
Buddy stops reading
Buddy
But the cops are on my tail I can't go in public!
Buddy looks conflicted until he glances at a nearby store with idea/curiosity sound effects playing in the background
The camera flips as in a hilarious transformation, Buddy has covered himself with makeup, lip gloss, lipstick, blonde extensions, a dress and red shoes
Buddy
Yeahhhh now I'm Fudgercover…
Buddy (happy word play)
I'm not Buddy Fudgers I'm Bella Smudgers…
Buddy realizes his outfit
Buddy
Yep nevermind…
Buddy goes back in the store transforming again as the camera flips
Buddy is now looking like an absolute G.E.E.K. nerdy boy
Buddy (pushing up nerd glasses)
I'm Study Butters!
Buddy realizes his outfit AGAIN
Buddy
Oh boy.
The camera cuts to Chapa sitting down with the angry mob in the mall's lobby
Chapa is dressed as a mixture of guidance counselor and therapist with glasses and a clipboard
Chapa
Okay… now you all tell me why you're upset.
Customer
Black Friday only comes once a year, and they have the best deals! Yet here at Dealership-
Chapa (correcting)
Deal or Ship.
Customer
Whatever! They closed my favorite store early and now we waited all that time in a line for nothing
Angry Mob (agreeing)
YEAH!
Chapa
I understand your frustrations trust me I'm a rage quitter myself…
They all listen
Chapa
But… you can still shop in many more stores… and if not just put what you wanted on layaway
The angry mob gets calm
Customer #2
Hey thanks for the tips!
Customer #3
Yeah your like… wait what's your name?
Chapa
Chapa…
Customer #3
Chapa's Declassified Anger Survival Guide
Angry Mob (agreeing)
YEAH!
Chapa smiles and blushes like a celebrity as they chant her name over and over
Meanwhile, Bose is in a dark office with Mastermind
Mastermind
Alright look kid I was just joking… I'm just trying to act as the popular supervillain from Secret Shores.
Bose is shocked and angered
Bose
Why?!
The old man sighs deeply
Old Man
Truth is I'm just a boring ole knitter who is very lonely…
Bose feels empathy
Old Man
Ma names Safwat. Safwat Julismith.
Bose listens
Old Man
Yeah uh I'm just an old knitter from Dystopia who wants to do something with my life before I pass away..
Bose feels sad hearing the story
Bose
You know what… even if it's a wild one, I'm gonna go on an adventure to give you the best 7 hours of your life!
Old Man is confused
Safwat
Why 7?
Bose (whispering)
Because that's when the plaza closes
Safwat
Ohhhhh right!
The two handshake and hug
Elsewhere, Nextdoor Ray is dressed a custodian janitor with a mustache, he's non suspiciously pushing a giant cart of cleaning supplies
Ray whistles as classic and cartoony 80s spy music plays in the background
It's revealed that Mika and Miles are hiding in the cleaning products similar to what they did in Unmasked with the Commissioner
Ray (whispering)
You guys good?
Mika
Yeah!
Ray
Alright we're heading outside now.
Mika and Miles high five thinking their plan has worked until suddenly, a manager walks up to Ray
Woman
Excuse me.
Ray
Uhhh yes?
Woman
You're supposed to be cleaning store 7 not going outside..
Ray (talking in terrible French accent)
Uhhhhh yes but I need to clean something out there!
Woman
What would you need to mop outside
Mika (whispering yelling)
DANGIT RAY!
Ray
Uhhhhh the windows!
The Woman laughs
Woman (believing excuse and laughing hysterically)
Ohhhhhhhh! For a second I thought you were some faker pretending to be a janitor so you can sneak something out!
Ray (fake laughing)
Ahhhhhhhh never si si!
Woman
Welp carry on.
The woman holding the clipboard walks off
Ray
Phewww!
Ray continues on and leads the cleaning supplies outside
Ray stops next to the building
Ray
Alright coast is clear!
Mika and Miles hop out the cleaning cart
Miles
Yesss! Now let's get back to Deal or Ship
Ray
And I gotta get back in that mall.
Mika
Alright goodluck dude
Ray
You to.
The friends say farewell before Miles and Mika run off, and Ray pops a gumball
Meanwhile, Buddy is in an interrogation room with plaza security
Cops/Security
So why were you trying to steal that crystal vase?
Buddy
I wasn't! I was trying to leave but I forgot I had items in my hand and walk through the scanner which set off and everyone started chasing me
Cops
Alright…
Bose
But I have a proposition.
The cops are about to let Buddy go until they hear his offer as the audience uh ohs
Bose
Take me to the pawn shop. If I can get a good deal on the vase I keep it if not yall can ban me from the plaza FOR LIFE.
They all gasp
Cop
For life??
Buddy
Yep. Simple bet
They all look at each other
Cop
Alright then, if you get a bad deal you will never get a Deal Or Ship again!!!
Cop #2 (high fiving)
Nice word play Jerry!
INT. SWELLVIEW DEAL OR SHIP - PAWN SHOP - DAY
Buddy is escorted into the small shop by the security guards
Pawnstar
Hey!
Buddy (friendly
Helloooo
Cop
Look we want to see how much would you would paid for it?
The pawnstar/worker thinks toughly as Buddy prays it's a good deal so he isn't banned from the best place in town currently
Pawnstar
I'll say….
The cops await the answer
Pawnstar
8500.
Buddy
YES!
The cops look mad
Buddy grabs the crystal vase and raises it up high celebrating loudly making a scene
Buddy
I DID IT!!!
Buddy
IN YO FACE SUCKASSSSS!!!!!!
Buddy yells in the cops face trolling them before running off
INT. SWELLVIEW DEAL OR SHIP - PLAZA - DAY
With it being 4:30, the plaza is about to close and everyone starts regrouping
Buddy runs into the plaza with the crystal vase as he's still going crazy over winning it and beating security, Mika and Miles walk in after being lost in the mall, Chapa still dressed as a therapist walks in looking weirdly calm, Buddy walks in laughing and chatting with Safwat as they eat cotton candy together, and Captain Man walks in as well.
Mika
Welp so how was everyone's Black Friday?
Buddy
Awesome I got this crystal vase for 100% off!
Mika and Miles look confused
Miles
But it's-nevermind!
Mika
Ray what about you?
Captain Man
Was able to meet MrPeace and were gonna do a Peace Games show on Zapathon Prime!
Chapa
I now have 30 people for scheduled JAM Session next week
Buddy
Me and Safwat are going to a video game convention together!
Safwat
He's my new best buddy!
Woman on PA
Alright shoppers Deal or Ship is beginning to close thank you all for a successful shopping spree! See you all Monday for back to basics
Miles
What a Friday…