UA Multiverse Peek

Chapter 39

Glad you folks like the idea that I'm doing a film no one else has. No one is really willing to use classics like this. It's all about the MCU these days. So I thought I'd have some fun with a film I remember coming out a little before I was born.

Oh, and on an unrelated side note: I WAS RIGHT! This mostly pertains to quirks, but we do find out my theories that they aren't really that natural turned out to be true in the last chapter! Not to mention they are much older than most thought and they didn't really start where most believed they did. Oh, and AFO should have been nuked out of existence as a baby. Seriously, that thing is a spawn of Satan. Anyway on with the show.

(No POV)

"What was up with that intro in the last video?" Shoji asked while sipping on a drink with one of his tentacle mouths. Bakugo laughed before saying, "I'm pretty sure it's an damn accurate version of our resident midget." Mineta pouted before reiterating that the bottom of his costume wasn't a diaper. "It's supposed to be like a bowl that holds grapes! And I'm the grapes!" (It really is if you actually look deeper than the surface)

His classmates kept laughing at his expense while All Might was reclining a bit. He wouldn't really admit this, but he had a fondness for old style cartoons like what had been shown. 'It's almost like going back to the theater with mom and dad when I was little. Or the classic anime that he shared when he was alive. This could be fun!' the old hero thought as the screen lit up like the opening for an old western cartoon again.

After the title screen of "Something's Cookin'" fades out, the image cuts to Baby Mineta babbling. And the legs of his mother stepping up to say she was go to a salon. After patting her son on the head, the woman turns and addresses the other figure. "I'm leaving you with your favorite friend Roger. He's going to take very, very good care of you."

Roger was lying down on the floor and most that could be seen were his feet. But he spread them to the side so he could be seen. With his long red suspender pants, his blue and yellow bowtie, and his shock of red and yellow hair atop his white rabbit frame.

Mic smiles at the thought that he was the main character in this scenario. "Well, you and Mineta. I think? Hard to tell since he's a baby and all." Kaminari noted while kind of wishing he was the main character again.

The rabbit smiles slightly before being aggressively told to watch over the baby. "Because if he doesn't, he's going BACK to the science lab!" the mother says while poking his nose into Roger's face. "P-p-p-please! Don't worry. Whatever you say. Yes ma'am! Aye, aye sir. Okey dokey. Why, I'll take care of him like he was my own brother. Or my own sister, OW!"

As he had been saying that the mother left, and he kept speaking. Smacking his face into the door to continue his assurances. And speaking. And speaking. Not noticing that Baby Mineta had managed to escape his play pen. All in pursuit of a cookie.

"Now I see why you two are counterparts. He doesn't know when to shut up either." Aizawa said with a bit of annoyance and some good natured teasing. Mic face faults a bit but takes the ribbing with no issue. All Might and the others though are having a chuckle at what is happening on screen with the other character in the cartoon. "Hey, whatever works I guess." Mineta says with a resigned shrug.

The baby squeezed his way out of the bars and bounced into the kitchen while Roger kept talking. Once he had stopped blathering on about all of his sisters, brothers, and cousins, Roger finally noticed that Mineta had wandered into the kitchen. And started opening drawers and accidentally turning on appliances to get to the cookies.

Roger screamed as Mineta crawled across the stove and started the burners right behind his diaper. "I'll save you Baby!" Roger shouted while trying to get running. The carpet under his feet flipping up and over behind him before finally taking off. Leaving his bowtie behind in the frame.

Laughs grew upon seeing the freak out and actions of the cartoon rabbit on screen. Though Momo, Ida, and Todoroki were initially more critical. "He shouldn't have gotten out of there that easily. How did that running action work? Why do all of this for a cookie?" they commented or asked. Some of the audience groaned before Sato said, "yeah don't question it. Just go with it."

Mineta keeps babbling about a cookie and pushes a rolling pin off the counter. "Don't burn yourself Baby Mineta! Wha! Whoa! Wait! Yaaaa!" Roger shouts before stepping on the rolling pin and starts sliding around the kitchen. Panicking while trying to regain control and catch Mineta. On his second pass, he rolls right into a kettle that Mineta had happened to kick off the counter at that time. And got his head stuck within.

Mic was upset that his counterpart seemed to just be the butt of the jokes in this scenario. But at the same time, he couldn't help but laugh at all the slapstick his rabbit self was enduring. "Don't question it!" Mina said between a few laughs as Momo and Ida looked like they wanted to question how some things were happening.

"Who turned out the light? Boy it's dark in here." Roger says while still rolling on the pin. And then Mineta knocks open the oven with Roger rolling right into the appliance. Right as the infant's leg is going back up, he sets the oven to "volcano heat".

Todoroki let out a spit take before saying, "how can an oven reach a temperature me nor my father can reach?!" Izuku laughs before saying, "uh because it's supposed to be funny. And probably for a gag in a bit." The bi colored teen's thoughts stopped for a moment before waiting to see the pay off.

As the oven starts smoking with Roger in it, Baby Mineta crawls onto some dishes in the sink. Still eying his prize of the cookies on top of the fridge. Then getting slightly inspired by the swinging of the pendulum of the cuckoo clock. He gets a face full of water before righting himself. Though not without starting the faucet to make the sink run over and the soap fall.

"Kind of expected the purple perv to set up a "drop the soap" thing. Just not this way." Kamakiri said with a sideways look to the teen. Mineta grumbled but was enjoying the fact that his infant counterpart seemed talented at dodging trouble. 'Maybe I could learn similar,' he thought before remembering that it was mostly contrivances that were working in the Toon's favor.

Roger screams as he is finally released from the oven. His backside on as he runs out with the kettle still stuck on his head. The rabbit keeps running around and around the kitchen in a panic. Even running on the walls before slipping on the fallen bar of soap. A bar that bounces off of a hidden ironing board in the wall, and right into the bottom of Baby Mineta. Launching him up enough to grab the pendulum of the clock.

As the gag is paid off, more laughs are had at Roger's misery with even Todoroki letting out a few chuckles and then a guffaw of laughter as the rabbit was sent flying by the soap. "Okay, I see your point. Especially the idea of not questioning it too much," he said with a loot at Izuku. Who gave him a thumbs up between laughs as well.

The rabbit then slips on the bar of soap again and is launched at the wall hands first. Hands that go right into the electric sockets on the wall and start shocking him. And with the shocks he starts bashing the kettle and his head on the wall until the dry wall comes off. Which cracks and causes a shelf with all of the pots and pans to drop on his head as well. One after another.

With each successive impact of the kettle to wall and then pots and pans, the audience winces more and more. "Is it just another thing we don't question when we consider his likely injuries?" Ida asked while peeking towards the Toon. All Might cleared his throat before saying, "sort of. Cartoons, especially the older types, were known for some extreme forms of violence that should have been fatal more often than not. But it was always used for gags and jokes and the characters were never hurt for more than a second. I think some called their power Toon Force or something like that."

It finishes with a bottle of extra super spicy chili sauce falling. Right into the spout of the kettle. And then spilling into Roger's mouth. Turning the kettle red as panics in pain from the spicy sauce. Causing the toon to rocket out finally. And right into the recently fallen ironing board mouth first as he was screaming. The laundry item fills out his entire body before he is trapped behind it.

Laughs continued to be raucous as Roger was blasted around the kitchen. "I don't fully understand why this is funny. But I still find it hilarious!" Todoroki said with an uncharacteristically large smile on his face. "Other people's pain is often funny. Whether most want to admit it." Bakugo noted between bouts of laughter.

Back with Baby Mineta, he is still swinging. Only this time he is swinging from a shelf above all of the knives and other sharp utensils. And then the shelf breaks so the baby swings to impact a plunger that was next to the fridge. But not before dropping a jar of pickles that impact the cutting board underneath the knives. Launching them away from the infant.

"That is incredibly unsafe! You should never have your utensils out in the open! For just that reason!" It wasn't the resident sticklers for rules shouting this. It was the 1-A chef Sato who was freaking out about the knives being out in a dangerous fashion. Everyone looked at him funny before the hairiest member of the classes spoke. Jurota noted that, "its something of different time periods and issues like that I think. I mean, stuff we know is dangerous now they didn't know then."

The plunger that Mineta had fallen on flipped him up and on top of some bread before flipping around and getting stuck in the toaster. "I'm here ba-AAAAHH" Roger says then screams as the knives were coming right at him. His eyes became bigger than his body as they gleamed and flew. The rabbit backed to the wall as the utensils impacted around him. With the cleaver just barely missing his crotch by millimeters.

"OKAY, felt the wind on that one!" Mic said while covering his groin. "You aren't even there." Aizawa said bluntly. His old classmate shook his head before saying, "doesn't matter! I was still sure I could feel it!"

The toaster with the plunger drops and then fires it at Roger. Trapping his face while Mineta keeps trying to get to the cookies. The rabbit keeps pulling at the plunger before it flips him as well. Launching him off the ironing board and towards a vacuum. Which starts to inflate him like a balloon. Before he is launched from the machine and knocks even more items off of shelves. Ending with him getting his head stuck under the refrigerator.

"Is that another Toon Force thing All Might?" Ochaco questioned while laughing at the unfortunate rabbit on screen. The old former hero laughed as well before acknowledging that aspect of the powers. "It seems like the old rubber hose style of cartoons. The old inflation and deflation. Not to mention stretching and contracting."

Once there, he tries to get himself unstuck and bounces around with it atop his head. Though he's also bouncing Baby Mineta too, who now had his cookie. Toppling off the fridge and onto Roger's stomach. The rabbit creakily tries to push the appliance off his head, barely holding it up.

He then reaches up and pick Mineta up in his hands, happy he was unharmed. Only to not realize he was no longer holding the refrigerator. As a new panicked look comes across his face, the appliance drops on his head. The camera then cuts around and the fridge opens. And inside Roger has birds tweeting around his head.

The laughs continue before a minor facepalm at how the baby landed and caused the rabbit Yamada even more pain. "Okay, ha, okay. I really hope that is the end to my humiliation here. Funny as it all was." Present Mic says while trying to catch his breath. Aizawa lets out a little snort before saying, "probably not the end."

"Cut! Cut! CUT!" a man shouts a few times before throwing the script down before the pair. The man in question not looking like a toon but a normal person. "What the Hell was wrong with that take!?" Baby Mineta shouts in a voice that does not match his appearance. All the while Roger is coming up from inside the refrigerator and looking around in worry.

Spit takes were fired out upon hearing Baby Mineta's voice. "What the hell? He sounds like an old man." Juzo says while coughing. Most of the audience agreed before questioning what was going on. "It's almost like…. The cartoon characters are actors. Instead of just being drawn on a page." Tsuyu surmised while looking at the screen in confusion.

The director kneels before trying to placate Baby Mineta. "Nothing Baby Mineta. You were great. You were perfect. You were better than perfect! It's Roger! He keeps blowing his lines!" The man then picks up the script before addressing the rabbit in question. "Roger. What's this?" the man asks while grabbing the tail feathers of a bird.

"Are you shitting me? He's kissing the midget's ass and reaming out the guy who's been getting the snot beat out of him?" Bakugo asked in annoyance. Izuku and a few others went wide eyed before glaring at him. "Are you really in any position to talk?" many of them said or thought as the scene plays out.

"Tweeting birds?" Roger says innocently. The director repeats that before angrily tossing the bird to the ground. "Roger read the script. Look what it says. It says, "rabbit gets clunked. Rabbit sees stars". Not birds, STARS! Can we lose the playback please!?" the man says while Baby Mineta seems to be having a conniption.

Mic is angry about what his counterpart is having to endure and questions how he was supposed to control what happened when he was getting the tar beat out of him. "Uh I think it's actually another cartoon thing. They can somewhat control what they summon, or the effects are. At least that was what it used to be like." All Might reasoned.

Both the director and Baby Mineta yell at the rabbit. The latter noting that they had done the same scene multiple times already. "I'll be in my trailer. Taking a nap! Scuse me toots." Mineta says before going under a woman and flipping her skirt.

Momo is flat faced before saying, "okay, now I see why he's really that baby cartoon's counterpart." Mineta winced and slightly apologized. Mic and Aizawa though took more notice that they had done the same scene apparently a number of times already. "What's going on with Roger?" Mic asked in some worry.

After the director has a drink, he calls out to get the set cleaned and for everyone to clear out for lunch. Roger then runs out of the fridge to say he could do the scene right. Asking that they drop the refrigerator on his head again. "Roger I've dropped the refrigerator on you 23 times already!"

"23 times?!" Mic shouted in astonishment. The others were shocked and questioned how the Toon was still functioning. "Can't hurt a Toon. At least not really. You can hurt them in a moment, but they just bounce back remember?" All Might reminded everyone. Izuku nodded and considered the idea of if someone had a quirk that made them like a Toon. (Something for another story)

"I can take it though!" the rabbit claims. And that is when the director notes that it wasn't Roger he was worried about, it was the refrigerator. Roger then tries to say he could get the stars and starts bashing himself over the head to get the effect needed. Only for different effects to happen and no stars.

Off to the side a man is looking on in annoyance. He's a bit heavyset, has slightly long black hair, and is wearing a suit and fedora. He lets out a breath before saying, "toons" and taking a swig of Wild Turkey whiskey. After corking it, he puts the bottle in a shoulder holster he was wearing under his jacket.

Everyone looks on in some worry as Roger desperately tries to show he could do the "line" right. "If they can really control those manifestations…. Then something must really be wrong with Rabbit-san." Toru said with concern. The teachers agreed and noted that they had seen similar instances during their work as heroes. "Sometimes a hero's quirk won't be as strong because of mental issues or similar. That might be the case here." Nezu says while scratching his chin.

The new human character on screen though surprises most of them and with his introduction they can tell many things about him. "Something really bad must have happened to him. Something involving Toons." All Might says while remembering his own actions doing similar after his first time defeating AFO.

The scene then cuts to the office of the owner of the studio, Rikiya RK Maroon. The secretary introduces the earlier man as a Mr. Valiant. Before the man has to wait for the owner and another man to finish working. A card underneath reveals that the year is 1947 in Hollywood.

After giving some orders to his man, Maroon addresses Mr. Valiant. "How much do you know about show business?" he asks with an annoyed look. All the other man has to say is that there is no business like it.

"Ugh. Probably one of the more annoying businesses. Only on par with mass media." Aizawa said with a disgusted look. All Might for one agreed with him. Noting all the ridiculous films, and similar he dealt with that were trying to document who he was. Midnight chuckles and teases the pair on the fact they were agreeing on something. Making Aizawa blanche in disgust.

"There's no business more expensive! I'm 25 grand over budget on the latest Baby Mineta cartoon. You saw the rabbit blowing his lines, he can't keep his mind on his work you know why?" Valiant makes a crack about all the refrigerators dropped on his head, but Maroon waves it off. "He's a toon. You can drop anything you want on him. He'll shake it off. But break his heart, he goes to pieces just like you or me."

Mic's eyebrows shot up at this and he questioned what that could mean. "Maybe you've got a girlfriend or something that is messing with your head?" Mineta was the first to say. A number of other perverts in the audience agree. And others were surprised by how rationally the short teen put it.

This is when man brings up what he wants the man to do. Showing him a headline about Nemuri Rabbit enjoying time with a "sugar daddy". While noting that she was the wife of Roger Rabbit. "What's this gotta do with me?" Valient asks with a roll of his eyes.

Midnight is the one who coughs out a spit take this time before questioning why she was married to Mic. "I'm not really that happy I was right. But…. I gotta wonder how hot the literal bunny girl version of Midnight-sensei is." Mineta said while imagining the implications. And sadly, he wasn't alone. Though most figured it would just be her looking more akin to Roger Rabbit.

Maroon wants the detective to follow Roger's wife and get some pictures to "wise the rabbit" with. "Forget it. I don't work Toon Town." Valiant says before Maroon stops him. He finagles a different idea for where the PI could go. "The rabbit's wife sings at a joint called the Ink and Paint club. Toon revue. Strictly humans only, okay? So, what do you think?"

Aizawa narrowed his eyes before saying, "something definitely happened in that Toon Town place. But I'm more concerned about him wanting to get some….. possibly dirty pictures of this woman and whoever she might be having an affair with." Midnight though was indignant and said she wouldn't be cheating. But the looks from everyone around told her that none of them believed what she was saying.

Valiant looks around a bit before eying the nice bottles of booze that Maroon has behind his desk. He goes over for a drink before saying it would be $100 plus expenses. Maroon agrees before addressing the man as Shouta or Shorty as joke. Though the PI only gets 50 at first. The rest was a "carrot" to finish the job. "You been hanging around rabbits too long." Shouta comments before walking off.

"Wait me?!" Aizawa said before Kirishima commented that it made sense. "I mean, this guy seems pretty brooding, and critical of things. Though I'm not sure how much of a fighter he could be." Izuku and the rest of class 1-A agreed. The green teen admitting that Aizawa might be decent as a detective as much as a hero. The man in question blushed before focusing on the movie.

The scene then cuts around to Valiant passing by more toons before trying to bum a ride on the Red Car public electric trolley. Before sneaking on the back with a couple of kids and helping another to get aboard. After riding for a while, Valiant reached his office which was right across from the main Red Car station.

"Hm. Doesn't seem like he's in the best financial situation." Ibarra noted. Itsuka agreed and had a chuckle at him riding with a couple of kids on the back of the trolley. Juzo then noted that there were two Valiant names on the plate for his office. "If he's one Valiant, who is the other?" he questioned as the scene played out.

He tossed out a few bills before going over to the bar next to the station. Putting the hat on a trolley operator who was passed out on his table. He asked what was wrong with the man, and some of his drinking buddies noted that he'd been laid off. "A new outfit bought the Red Car. Some big company called Clover Leaf. Put the guy on two weeks' notice. Cutbacks they said," a one-armed veteran said before walking down the bar further.

At hearing what happened to the man, a few looked to him in sadness. "That's actually a common thing that pushes plenty of people into criminal actions." All Might said while thinking about his past. How scores of people back in the day were often desperate just to make ends meet and would resort to villainy to provide for them.

Shouta sighed before picking up a shot and saying, "here's to the pencil pushers. May they all get lead poisoning." But before he could take a drink, the woman at the bar stops him. She has green hair and an orange bandana around her neck. "Tomorrow's Friday Shouta. Do you know what happens around here on Friday?"

The man made a joke about a lunch special, but the woman told him that she needed the money back that she had lent him. "Don't bust a button Emi, you've only got one left." Shouta quips before showing the check he got from Maroon. When she asks about the rest, Valiant notes that it was just a quick job away. And he needed to borrow her camera.

Upon hearing and then seeing who his counterpart was talking to, Aizawa's eye started twitching at a speed no one could follow. While Mina and Toru were snickering at their teacher's expense while also wondering if there really was something more between the two heroes. "Please pop a button, please pop a button!" Mineta whispered while looking at the woman's shirt. And he gets a Heartbeat Fuzz in the ear for his thoughts.

After noting who he'd been hired by, an idiot patron named Angelo started pestering and mocking Shouta's usual clients. Noting a number of famous toons while laughing at the detective. Until he's finally had enough and kicks Angelo's barstool out from under him.

Dropping the man's chin to the bar before Valiant gripped his throat from behind. "Get this straight meatball: I! DON'T! WORK! FOR TOONS!" Shouta basically shouts before grabbing the egg the man had been cracking and shoving it in his mouth to choke on.

"Whoa. That was intense and a little scary. The man was incredibly rude, but I agree that was going a bit far. What happened to Valiant to make him respond that way? It doesn't seem like many respect Toons. So, maybe they seem him as a joke by extension? Nah that's not quite right."

While the teens were discussing this amongst themselves, Aizawa was looking at his counterpart with some suspicion and understanding. 'I think I have an idea on what happened. And it all goes back to the other half of my office name,' he thought sadly while waiting for the scene to continue.

As Valiant storms off, Angelo asked what his problem was. Emi sighed before saying, "toon killed his brother. Dropped a piano on him." This shocked most of the patrons as they didn't believe that a toon could or would do that.

Eyes were wide hearing that and Aizawa hung his head in sadness. "Yeah I thought that might be the case. I hate that I was right." Aizawa said and had a suspicion on who his probable brother was. 'I'm going to need a drink myself if this continues.' Aizawa thought while looking at the soda in his hand.

Later in the evening, Shouta made his way to the entrance to the Ink and Paint club. Giving a password to the gorilla bouncer he was let in to see people laughing at the performance of Daffy Duck and Donald Duck on the stage.

All Might's eyes light up at seeing the Toons on stage and has a few laughs as the slapstick ensues. While not quite as excited as him, the other teens and some of the teachers have a few good laughs as the ducks try to play dueling pianos. And just end up beating each other senseless.

After walking in a bit, Valiant gets squirted with ink on his shirt. And the little man who did it was having a good laugh at the matter. "You think that's funny?!" Shouta demands and the man just said it was "a panic". The detective pulls the man up to threaten him by shoving the pen up his nose.

"Now calm down son. Look the stain's gone. It's disappearing ink," the man said before gesturing to Valiant's shirt. And sure enough, the stain wasn't there anymore. Before he could introduce himself, Shouta noted he was Nezu Acme. "The guy who owns Toon Town. The gag king." Acme smiled before shaking Shouta's hand. Only for him to get shocked thanks to the #1 item: the joy buzzer.

Aizawa's eye twitches and he looks ready to give the short man a lecture or a smack himself. "Huh. That's kind of cool. Wonder how it works?" Shoda notes upon seeing the stain disappear. The more rational teens also try to guess how the ink works, but the reveal of who the man is stops their thoughts.

"Wait what?! The principal is a joke, or something shop owner?" Momo queries with a tilt of her head. And like that, Aizawa's wish to punch or lecture the little man vanishes. The man's counterpart though has a few laughs and admits he would like to see more of the gags his counterpart has a hand in.

Valiant sits down to order a drink on the rocks. And it comes with just that later. The detective expresses his annoyance with Toons again. But his thoughts are interrupted by the arrival of an old friend. "Shouta Valiant?" the woman who was colored in black and white says.

"Betty? Betty Boop?" Shouta says with some surprise. He asked why she was working at the club. "Works been kinda slow since cartoons went to color. But I still got it Shorty! (I'm not doing her jingle but you who know it, know how it goes)" she says with a wink to the man.

The eye twitch returns with the reveal that Valiant really did get a "scotch on the rocks". "Don't say it. I get it, that's part of their whole series of gags, right?" Aizawa says to All Might. Who raises his hands defensively before acknowledging the matter. But that drops upon seeing the very classic cartoon cutie on the screen. Though none of the perverts had anything to say about her.

The lights dim and most of the men start cheering. Even a few of the women seem interested. Nezu himself was spraying cologne and looking up at the stage in excitement. "What's with him?" Shouta asked in confusion. Betty noted, "Mr. Acme never misses a night when Nemuri performs." The detective had a laugh at that and said he had a thing for rabbits.

Nezu 'urks' at that mention and suddenly feels a bit dirty. 'Oh no. Don't tell me,' he thinks before wishing he had something strong to drink as well. Especially considering he was a human and the woman in question was likely an animal or similar in this situation.

Shouta looks up to the stage thinking it wouldn't be anything too strange. Only for his jaw to drop hard upon hearing and first seeing Nemuri Rabbit. Starting with a mild crooning of "you had plenty money 1922" and the reveal of a cartoon human leg. A very shapely human leg before the curtains parted and revealed the woman in question.

She had a sultry sleepy look upon her face while looking down at the crowd and singing. Her voluminous waves of dark red black to auburn hair (felt like a good one for mixing the two) cascading down her back. A very, VERY, shapely back and backside. Her waist was impossibly tight and thin with an absolutely massive rack that seemed to bounce with even the slightest move. And the sway of her hips was almost hypnotic as she struts down the stage. Her body covered by a sparkling, tight, pink dress that leaves absolutely nothing to the imagination.

Even though the teens and teachers had expected Midnight's counterpart to be attractive or alluring, they still were not ready. All of the boys were suddenly very uncomfortable, and their noses were practically pouring out blood. Even Todoroki and Bakugo weren't immune, and it scared both of them somewhat as they held their noses and crotches. Mineta and the other male perverts had passed out face first on the ground. Both from the painful erections and the straight up blood loss.

Most of the girls in the audience had their jaws on the ground and a fair number also had nosebleeds and uncomfortable groins. Setsuna's jaw was literally detached as her eyes followed the sway of the Toon woman's hips while blood trickled down her lips. Yui and Mina were in much the same place before the latter commented that she might need new panties after this. "Might need? I definitely need them." Yui said with a shiver.

The adults were not much better upon seeing the counterpart of their colleague. Mic's jaw was also on the ground while questioning how his counterpart had managed to score "that". Aizawa meanwhile was uncomfortable because his counterpart was there, and he remembered all of the costumes she used to wear when they were attending UA. 'Oh no. Please tell me he's not going to… No!' Aizawa thought while covering his crotch.

All Might's eyes were twitching but he kept himself under control for the most part. Though he did have a small trickle of blood coming out of his nose. Nezu meanwhile had passed out in his chair in shock at who his counterpart was possibly smitten with.

Midnight herself though…. Well for the first time in a long time, she felt intimidated and truly outshone in looks. "Wow. Didn't think I'd feel quite like this. Little bit of a new and scary feeling to want to bow down to another." Nemuri said with a shiver.

As the woman continued to sing, Valiant was more and more confused. As the curtains rose to show the band, Nemuri backed to the wall of the stage and seductively slid down. Giving a gaze to her audience that sent some over. "She's married to Roger Rabbit?!" Shouta quietly asked while Nemuri teasingly kicked a man away from the stage. Betty smiled before saying, "yeah. What a lucky girl." And then closed Valiant's mouth before going back to her work.

"Oh, SHE'S the lucky girl? Not freaking me?! Or Roger whatever!" Mic says while shaking his head in shock/disbelief. And all of the still conscious audience members agreed while shaking their heads. While also ignoring their uncomfortable states.

Nemuri Rabbit struts (there is no way to describe it but that) down the center of the stage while singing. Ignoring the hoots and cheers of the men around. Pushing one who was standing back into his seat. She reaches Nezu and Shouta's seats and gestures for a hand down.

Which Acme is happy to give, before she teasingly moves her hands around the Gag King's chest and shoulders. Then using his pocket handkerchief to shine his head. She walks off, giving a seductive smirk towards the camera.

Nezu's eye twitches enough and he feels the need to remove himself from the audience for a moment. Consistently saying in his mind, 'no! No! No! NO!' Jiro sees that smirk Nemuri Rabbit gives the camera and is knocked back and out by her nosebleed. And many of the guys are right behind her again.

Nemuri sits on Shouta's lap while still singing and pulls off his hat. Pressing her breasts up against his chest before shoving the man's hat back in his face. The Toon walks around him before sitting upon the stage and crosses her legs to show off her exposed leg. Before gently turning back up onto the stage before Shouta. "Why don't you do right? Like some other men… Do~." Nemuri finishes her song by kneeling before Valiant. And then grabbing his tie to pull him up close to her face as she closes out the song and Shouta falls back into his seat. And the screen cuts to black.

Silence pervaded the room as the scene cut out and a quick shot of a timer comes up. "I don't know about anyone else…. But I need to use the bathroom for a bit." Mineta admits while still holding his bleeding nose. And virtually all of the audience agreed.

But before they could think about that more, the screen lit up for a moment with a new scene. In a cavern deep in the mountains and far underground, a voice cried out in pain and panic. Crashing into a wall of the cave was a warrior clad in lighter armor and wearing large punching gauntlets. "Ah. Damn. That hurt. Not a lot, especially compared to other pains I've endured. But still. How the heck am I supposed to fight this thing?"

The warrior stood and sized up his opponent. Coming from a different tunnel was a massive beast and the target of the quest he was undergoing. Namely a huge dragon that was breathing lightning and wind. The warrior took a drink from a potion and tried to stand. Only to be blasted by a new foe. Another dragon that he'd accidentally wandered into the territory of.

"Seriously? How bad can my luck be today? I was just looking to do a fun little class change quest! I don't even know how the Hell I got here!" the warrior said with a grunt while taking stock of the foes before him.

The warrior is of a taller solid build, with impressive gear, and behind his green eyes is a fairly cunning mind. At least when he has all the facts running around in the head that is topped with fluffy black, green hair. This warrior is Mido Might, a level 90 Monk in the MMORPG Elder Tales. But he is also Midoriya Izuku, a hero student and player of the game.

Dropped jaws were common again and many were confused by the context of what the next video would be. And before they could question it, everyone ran off to the bathroom or their rooms to deal with their….. issues down south.

I skipped certain parts to get to the really good meat for the reaction. Because let's be honest, you all wanted to either see or imagine the reactions of everyone to Jessica or Nemuri Rabbit here. Don't lie.

Next chapter though, is one I've actually finished and have been thinking about releasing for another short run. I've been a bit behind with all the problems on this site and releasing some modified or copies of my stories on AO3. Not all of them though. Just a few. Please review!