Chapter 12

A dead, wet, stiff body fell on top of me. I backed up from him screaming. Then the intruder bust through my door and knocked over my very heavy dresser. I was screaming at the guy who was strong enough to push it down.

It was Inuyasha.

I ran to him, jumped in his arms, and cried in his shoulder. I was beyond scared. What the hell is going on? Why is there a dead body in my closet?

Inuyasha kept telling me to calm down but I couldn't that body was the straw that broke the camel's back.

I was frustrated, scared, hungry, pissed because I had to replace the door. He sat me down on the bed and inspected the guy.

The body was wet because I had some droplets of water not blood, thank you God for small favors.

"Shit," Inuyasha said.

"What do you mean shit? What the hell is going on?"

"The stiff is a guy by the name of Naraku Onigumo. He has a tattoo of the Black Widow spider on his neck ,see here. I got to call this in. You, don't move and don't touch a damn thing," Inuyasha told me.

I had to control my breathing because if I didn't I knew a panic attack was bound to happen. I walk closer to the stiff as Inuyasha said. I look around for something I could use to not transfer my fingerprints on his body. I grabbed my phone to take pictures because I distinctly remember his tattoo somewhere else.

I walk over him to the open closet and grabbed some dark colored jeans and slipped them on. I know he said don't move but I have shown my ass to enough strangers to be considered an exhibitionsit.

I tried to avoid looking at the dead body but it was mildly fascinating after the initial shock of someone dead in your closet. I use the end of my shirt and remove the hair from his face. Upon first glance it looked like Naraku but I was sure that it wasn't him. This was a decoy or look alike or botched plastic surgery to make him seem like Naraku.

The distinct difference was where the tattoo was placed. Wrong place and the closed nose piercing and small lip hole. Hair just looked wrong to. Naraku's hair was shorter and since Naraku was left handed why would a left hand person buckle their belt like a right handed person.

"Yea, I have the suspect in her room. I think she is still shocked but I need a team here to come and process the house," Inuyasha said right outside of my bedroom. I quickly took some pictures and ran back to my bed posing as a shell shock person.

Believe me it wasn't hard to be like that. I quickly sent Miroku a text message telling him to call my lawyer and come and get my car from the alleyway before they tow it.

Inuyasha came back in and noticed I put pants on.

"I thought I told you not to move."

"I want my lawyer and I am going to remain silent."

"If you have nothing to hide you can talk to me. I will go easy on you," he said to me.

I was going to respond but my crimes shows, Bill of Rights and my Miranda Rights screamed for me to shut the hell up.

"Am I free to go?" I said keeping my hands where he could see them.

"Do you have something to hide? Need to confess something to me? Why did you kill him? He wasn't good enough in the sack? That innocent cute girl act was a good one. Who thought the act up. You or stiffy there?" Inuyasha asked when he bent down over the victim.

I just stared daggers at him.

"Well you did a number on him. I'm not surprised. You have a really good backhand swing."

I just smile. He was trying to get me to talk. This mule will not speak. I have taken a vow of silence until my lawyer gets there.

20 minutes later

I was on my way to the back of a police car, after my rights were read. I was handcuffed and a jacket was placed over my head. Before he did that I saw Miroku in the small crowd in my yard. He looked at me when the jacket came over my head. He was worried but he ran to the back of my neighbor's house. I heard my baby crank and was glad that I left the other real evidence in the trunk. I needed to know who in the hell set me up with a fake body, probably drugs out of the ass that is also fake in my house.

I just should have stayed at the hotel and didn't come out!I could have listened to Richard no, Darnell fuck the tramp and hear his wife tear him a new one. Nothing seems good to happen to me when I go into the real world! Coke knowing miroku, Naraku crazy girlfriend having, Hojo not knowing how to keep it in his pants...smh now I got a FBI agent InuYasha grinding my ass.

Another fantastic day in the life of Kagome Higurashi. Sarcastic all the way.

A/N: Thank you everyone that has reviewed, followed, favorite my story! I really appreciate it and read them all and respond back! Thank you thank you thank you!

Special thanks to ophiliakhaos she wrote a review back for chapter 10 and I used some of her review in the story! It was too funny to pass up! Thank you!

The legal jargon is for American citizens since I'm an American and didn't want to embarrass myself with other legal ins and outs from other countries.

Just So You Know: Know your rights! It does not show that you are guilty if you refuse to talk to an officer whatever branch they are from. Remember whatever you say can and will be used against you! You can trust a cop as far as you can throw them. They will always ask for your permission to talk to them. Its up to you to give it to them. What I had Kagome say is true and within your right!.

Look up your 4th and 5th amendment (U.S. Citizens) it's there to protect you. If you talk you are 'voluntarily' complying to them to give up information. Don't Talk until your Lawyer tells you otherwise! I'm learning so much!

See you chapter 13!

M