Chapter 14

I spoke too soon.

Well not really.

I stayed the night at the brothers' house. They were very attentive to me. Nope still haven't got that kitty kat itched but life moves on even though my sex life seems dead or at a stand still.

Moving on.

That morning, Jakotsu had leant me a small male black button down dress shirt that stopped at the top of my underwear. So when I stretched, my mid-drift was on display. I put on a super tight black pencil skirt that I have to walk like a model on the catwalk. Some red heels that was one size too small but I got my foot in there.

All in all an upscale hot mess.

You would think he would have a bigger size but I don't question things anymore. I stopped that since last week because if I started questioning things I would have to commit myself into a mental hospital.

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I thanked them and I took a taxi to head to work since I was going to be there halfway on time. I wanted to put that weekend behind me because hell, it was something else.

I exit the taxi cab with my purse and satchel and dropped my phone on the ground. It didn't shatter or break. Yay! I bent to pick it up and heard a tear in the back of my skirt and then the taxi car door slammed and then a complete tear and whoosh.

It happened so fast!

No skirt.

Some crazy way my skirt got caught in the door, I stood up because of the tear, simultaneously and freakishly, the driver had another passenger and closed the door on my skirt tail and it tore off.

So I was in the middle of downtown looking at my skirt waving goodbye at me. I almost waved back at the sad piece of fabric. Thankfully I decided to wear underwear today and those being lacey boyshorts that covered everything but the lower parts of your cheeks. (Think Hooter girl's shorts.)

Yup.

That just happened.

I took three deep breaths and stood at the corner waiting to cross the street with several other men that was eyeing my ass. Yup it looks great but I just wanted a select few to have firsthand knowledge of the sight. I was invertly increasing my exhibitionism.

Then I felt one wet glop on my shoulder and then another on the other shoulder.

You know when shit has been happening to you when something like this happens and you don't over react. Its like thats just how the proverbial cookie just crumbles. I looked up and the fuckers flew away. I wished death by car or some irate homeless man with no teeth nom on their flesh. I was in my dark place.

I took some deep breaths and tried to make the shirt tail a little longer but make the outfit seem like it was on purpose. Like I like two pigeons shitting on my shoulders and I was making a fashion statement about walking in ass cheek panties to work.

Yeah this happens aaallll the time people, no need to take pictures.

I wanted to cry. I guess since I didn't do anything yesterday, Karma and her bitch ass cousin called Fate thought it was make up day.

Fucking bitches!

I unlocked my phone and called Miroku because I was about to cry.

"House Hunter Real Estate, if you haven't found it we will seek it, Miroku Shinport speaking."

I heard his voice and I began to sniffle. I don't think I was going to make it through the conversation of needing help.

"Miroku?" I began softly, my voice trembling.

"Kags? Are you ok? Why didn't you call me? Are you coming in today? If you don't I understand."

"I am across the street. I-I need your help," I told him a sob escaped my lips.

I heard him pick up his office phone and his clothes rustling signaling that he was walking to his window that overlooked the front of the building and the street I am on.

I saw him waving at me.

"I see you love. I thought we had a company policy on shorts. They look good on you, love. Trying to get more male clients. I like your style."

"Nope, a taxi took my skirt with him, I'm in my underwear. And then two birds shitted on my shoulders so my black blouse is ruined," I began crying.

He was laughing on the other side.

"Kagome I am sorry to laugh at you honey. Come on up and I will let you borrow one of my suits I keep here. I'll call Sango to bring you some clothes to change into. But leave the shirt outside," Miroku suggested.

"I will be only in my bra and underwear then. You know what who cares. Thanks, bye," I said about to end the call.

"No, I will watch and make sure you make it. Oh, we got a newbie starting today. I wish you told me you hired someone."

I haven't had the time to look at applications or do an interview. Miroku must have smoked some of the stash.

One crisis at a time.

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I was walking across the street and apparently I didn't see this small crack in the road because you know,needed my eyes to look and make sure I won't get hit by a car. I walked and I heard a snap and I stumbled a bit. I was literally six steps from the curb. My right heel snapped off from the bottom and the sides began to tear where my toes are at.

I hobbled back and bent down to get the broke off heel. It was in there good. Mind you I'm in the middle of a busy road during morning traffic and the crossing time is almost over. I almost got hit by this taxicab who was turning from my side to turn to the street on the right. He almost hit me and then he started honking at me!

I stood up and gave him the bird and hit my ass.

I left the heel there and proceeded to my building. I would throw the shirt away as soon as I get on the elevator. I would have some type of privacy inside.

"Kagome are you ok? Almost fell on your knees,"Miroku said through the phone.

"My heel snapped off. I'm hanging up now," I told him and did so.

Then I saw two elderly men walking past me wearing one in a red jogging suit while the other had a blue one on. I was on my way walking up the stairs and I heard them.

"Such a shame. I hope that john gave her some good money for those two loads on her shirt. She must be really good with her hands and mouth," the old man with the blue jogging suit said.

"Shouldn't she be at home sleeping and getting ready to work tonight. If I was back in my prime I would have worn her out. She wouldn't know that there was a day time," the old man with the red jogging suit said. The men laughed.

I turned my head and glared at them and they scurried away.

I opened the door and the security guard (another new one) came to me.

"You need to leave ma'am. We have a no entrance without clothes on policy," he told me.

I looked at my clothes. I still had the shirt on and my underwear looked like short shorts like the ones from Hooters but mine was black. I took out my i. show the ass. I slide it through the gate reader to show that beyond popular belief I worked a legit job.

The gates...didn't open.

I tried again.

Still the same thing.

"Why isn't my card working," I tried to ask in a calm voice.

"I got you ma'am," a male voice said to me behind me.

I turned to thank him and I paled.

What the hell is going on today?!

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The man just smirked and slid his working card through. I went to the security desk and requested another one because it didn't work. The guy that did it the other day had put a temporary access on it but female security guard changed it to permanent.

I walked (wobbled) out and ignored the guy that was waiting for me on the wall.

We get on the elevator and I push 15. He didn't push a button.

Oh for heaven's sakes seriously.

Why is he following me?

"I thought I had a restraining order out on you?" I turned and asked Inuyasha when we passed level 07.

"We are still processing your request, ma'am. It takes time since they are behind on some desk duties at the precinct," he smirked.

He pushed up his glasses on his cute face. Thick black rimmed glasses worked for his face but he will never know that I think he looked sexy while I looked like I came to my real job straight from my second job at the Red Light District*.

Still, I wasn't sure if they were spy gear or real glasses or fake ones to give him a "disguise". He changed his hair color from silver to black I wonder why he did that. I could still see his cute ears.

He also had his hair in a slightly messy male up bun. He was wearing a tight white button up with the sleeves rolled up to his elbow and black docker pants that showed how strong his legs are. He had on some black Sperrys and a black thin tie. His outfit scream sexy.

Bastard!

"You like what you see Kaggie? I find it odd that you was all on me the last time we were alone together but now you seem to be afraid of me? Is that your conscious trying to tell me something?" he said walking towards me and trapping me in the corner of the elevator.

He had both of his hands on the silver bar and leaned into my neck sniffing me.

"How can a harden criminal smell so nice minus the bird shit on your shoulders? But be black to the core inside," he said.

He turned my head to kiss me on the lips all possessive. Like this wasn't the first time we kissed like this before.

Well that could possible be true, still not totally clear what happened after club Indigo.

I pushed him off of me. It was a really good one but him sprouting off bullshit. He was making me uncomfortable and it was unattractive.

He smirked but stopped I guess because he saw my tears. No witty comebacks, no flicking him off, but a broken and tired soul who has had enough shit thrown at them today alone.

"Isn't there suppose to be a saying called innocent before proven guilty and not the other way? If you come near me anymore I will call the cops and have a restraining order put on you. I am done playing your mind games. I am innocent, I have no idea who killed those people nor why they were killed. Furthermore your disguise sucks and your kissing is too overconfident. It's like you not putting in effort into it like I'm suppose to like it but I don't . Leave me the hell alone or security will be called and you will be escorted out of here," I said.

I took off my black button down because the bird poop was starting to make my shoulders uncomfortable as well. I threw that at him and my shoes too. He didn't flinch or swat the damaged garments away.

Ding

Thank God! My floor. Miroku is there with his suit jacket to cover me up and looked inside to see a defeated or sad or what the hell ever asshole going downstairs and away from me.

Good riddance because it was barely 9:30 in the freaking morning!

A/N: Love it, hate it, is it funny?...Leave a review!

Thank you Warm Amber-92 for the suggestion way back in chapter 8 or 9. She didn't get totally hit by a car, almost though:)

I'm having internet troubles because of lightning striking my house (I live in Houston, Texas) and literally (well not really) fucking me in the ass. I have to basically get the entire apartment rewired so the internet can get the connect from my internet provider. Yay fun times...-_-... so updates maybe slower than what you are use to(at least for this story. The others...yeah lol...

Next update will be either Kissing Strangers or Brotherly Love...sneak peak of my brand new story will be in one of those stories. Idk I type both of them up almost at the same time. Got to check my profile:)

Have a great work, school, chill week! Summer starts soon!

Until Next Time

M