Chapter 18

I'm at Inuyasha's house after I got my phone, some files I needed to correct from my office, my car and went home to get some clothes.

Inuyasha left to go to his father's office because he read that text message. I know he knows I read some of them but he is not freaking out. Good.

I changed into my favorite green shorts and a black t-shirt (Inuyasha's t-shirt) and I am checking my email. I found Inuyasha's credit check and scroll down some more.

Everything that Miroku said sounded legit. His family is very,very, very, very well off. So how does my mother know them? I look for my phone to call her up to see how does she know the Takahashi's because if memory serves me correct we aren't even near in the same tax bracket as these people.

"Higurashi residence Midoriko speaking, how may I help you?" my mom answered.

"Hey Momma, its me," I told her looking through my purse with the stuff from the bank.

"Hey me! Can't believe I get two calls in the same day, me" my mother said.

Yup I definitely got her sense of humor.

"It's me, Kagome. Geesh, I would think you were bored or something?" I teased her.

"I was just teasing. What do I owe the great pleasure of hearing my oldest daughter's voice more than once in a week and also I get a call from her without said person being threatened to call their mother," my mother said.

"You missed your calling Mom. Hollywood missed a true star for your dramatic performance. I applaud you."

"Thanks honey, at least we both know I should have been on the big screen," my mom said.

"Well yeah. Now stopping the ever so inflated ego I have a question for you," I told her getting comfortable in my chair.

"Sure sweetheart, shoot," my mom said.

I heard her pushing out or in a chair because of the scraping sound from the linoleum flooring in the kitchen.

"The Takahashi's. How in the world do you know them? I mean I did a background check on Inuyasha and his family come from a long line of wealthy people. How are they considered family friends?" I asked.

"Well, dear I wouldn't necessarily call them family friends more like associates you know," my mother began.

"No, enlighten me,"I told her sitting up some on the couch.

"I think you should ask Toga or Inuyasha. They would be more versed in this conversation because I am still a little confused on it as well," my mother told me.

"What do you mean?" I asked now sitting up fully and my legs are in indian style.

"All I am allowed to say is that Inuyasha needed some help and you are the only one that can provide it for him," my mother again choosing her words carefully.

This must be big because she is where Chatty Cathy originated from. For her to pick and chose her words carefully it must be a really juicy and big secret.

"They also said that I have to go to some banquet as his loving and doting wife,"I said hoping she would take the bait.

"Nope,ahem, no i-idea," she said.

She is tough.

"Mr. Takahashi's wife is going to give me a drought to make me smell and look pregnant. Do you know why?" I asked hoping she would take the bait.

"Oh my god are you serious? They are-Kagome, your brother is home. I gotta go, love you baby girl. Stay safe and listen to what they say ok," my mother said and hung up before I could say bye.

I exhaled and laid back on the couch.

"So your mother wouldn't budge, she is a good woman," a voice behind me spoke.

I jumped up from the couch, turned and threw the phone at the voice's head. I looked and it was Inuyasha. I fixed my glasses and he had a big red circle on his forehead. I climbed down and went to inspect my handiwork.

"What is with you and my head? I would think you did that on purpose?!" Inuyasha shouted and rubbed his forehead.

"I'm sorry, seriously! Just don't scare me like that ok!," I said and made sure my retainer was secure in my mouth.

I turned around to walk to the couch and pick up the stuff that fell to the ground. He came and looked at me.

"May I help you?" I asked looking up from my squat position.

"Who are you?" Inuyasha asked.

I hit him on the thigh and finished picking up my belongings. He bent down and helped me pick it up. He started to look at the black and white pictures.

"So this is the stuff that came out of the security box," he said and saw the bags of coke, jewelry I put in a ziplock bag, a flash drive, and a black address book.

The money and deeds were still in my purse.

He stood up and went to his room and came back with a laptop.

He sat next to me after I removed the Real Estate documents from the mix up and placed them back in my satchel.

He came back in the room and looked at me. I rolled my eyes.

"Yes, you have permission to sit next to me. I won't hit you in the head either, good grief," I said and put my feet underneath me.

He sat down and cut on his laptop.

**"I found someone that is willing to teach you how to striptease. He swears that he can teach a monkey how to make a man cream in their pants and he accepts the challenge. He helped me on a case some time ago. He is a miracle worker. He will get your costume, hair, makeup, routine , and song together for you. You are going to go to his studio in the morning. I will give you the address while I get with the tech guys to get us some documents to make us seem legit," Inuyasha said while his slow ass laptop booted up.

"Ok, what's his name?"

"Jakotsu Tatsumi," Inuyasha said and I could have sworn he shuddered a bit.

Me! I screamed!

"You got to be kidding me! I love him! He is one of my best friends! God! We get to spend the entire day together! Yay! But I thought he was out of town with his 'girls'," I asked.

"He made an exception. They are touring but he is flying back tonight to get ready for us by the weekend. You have two days with him, then we meet Bubba and then my parents' banquet . Get this he is a monkey demon. So your dancing moves should attract him," Inuyasha said laughing and me getting a couch pillow and beating him on the shoulder.

"Hey, hey! I thought you said you wasn't going to hit me anymore!," Inuyasha said covering himself and still laughing.

"That was before you was a rude jackass! I will prove to you doubter that I can drip sexiness from my pores,ass!"I hit him one more time for gp.

"Mmmhmm, is that before or after you use Noxzema for your pimples?" Inuyasha said laughing some more.

"Every one wants to be a comedian huh,"I told him.

"I do try," Inuyasha said wiping a tear from his eyes.

"You the one to talk. How can you have sex with someone that looks like Chewbacca off of Star Wars and it's not once but twice. Yes once was a drunken mistake but twice nope that was intentional," I said and crossed my arms then mentally slapping myself.

Oops! Let the cat out of the bag.

Damn it!

"So you did go through my phone,"Inuyasha said looking at me.

"Oh look your dinosaur has finally awoken let's look at what's on the USB drives," I said trying to change the subject.

"I will in a minute. You young lady will explain why did you go through my phone?" Inuyasha asked using that authoritative voice again.

"First off, I am not that much younger than you. Secondly, I need to go to the bathroom," I said and got up to be brought down on the couch and my back was on the couch and he was over me.

"Nope, I just replaced the toilet tank top. I don't want to get hit in the head again because you are avoiding my question. Why did you go through my phone? Trying to see what other women I am talking too or something?" he said and raised my arms over my head.

"Do I need my lawyer present to answer these questions because they are sounding like trap questions," I fired back at him.

His fang popped out the bottom of his lip and he looked deep in my eyes.

He took my glasses off and he went from crystal clear to fuzzy. I can't see without my glasses or contacts.

He leaned in and was about to kiss me. I pushed him off and jumped up and ran for the other side of the room.

"What the hell are you trying to do?" I asked him.

He took off his shirt and started to walk towards me. He grabbed me by my waist and pulled me closer pelvis to pelvis. His belt buckle was rubbed up against my stomach and the jean material between my legs was making me feel some type of way.

He started to kiss my neck and shoulder. He then started to unbutton my shorts and they fell to the floor. Again I am thankful for wearing underwear. He moved the bottom part that was covering my private area away and slipped his clawed finger between my lower lips. I looked down and my shirt was on the floor. Clothes seemed to disappear nowadays.

Inuyasha went for my nipples and suck on both of them from left to the right one. No wonder Bad Breath Betty was dick whipped and I haven't had the 'd' from him.

Then he released my breast with a pop.

He leaned in to my ear to whisper something while he was still playing with my clit.

"This would suck if this was dream,wouldn't it" Inuyasha whispered and nipped my ear.

"Huh," I intelligently said.

"Kagome wake up, its time for your dance lessons, its morning," Inuyasha said with red eyes.

I looked back and he wasn't there anymore.

I blinked my eyes again and sat up...clothed and with a crick in my neck. I fell asleep on his couch with my paperwork surrounding me and the phone in my hand. I wonder if I even called my momma.

That dream though was...wow... something else.

I stretched and my muscles and bones cried out in protest but popped anyway. I looked around to find my glasses and they were on the coffee table.

"Morning sleepy head. I am about to leave in 30 minutes. I found a guy that will help you with everything. I left the address by your purse. He is expecting you at his studio at 9:30 and that is in an hour. Please be on time,"Inuyasha said all chippery and shit.

Its too damn early in the morning for all this talking and plans and talking.

I grunted and made my way to the shower hopefully. I wasn't even looking, I don't even know if my eyes are open. I open them and I was in his bed asleep again. I looked at the clock 8:54. I groaned because this is how it started last week. I got up again and showered and dressed in a navy blue sundress that had came to my thigh, some black heeled sandals, and put my hair in a high ponytail. I quickly did the oral care and was out of the door in minutes.

I punched in the GPS the location and was off.

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Virgin Legs was what the dance studio was called. I killed the engine and gathered my stuff. I took a deep breath, said a little prayer and hoped for the best.

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A/N: Lol who was disappointed lol! Nobody has sympathized with Bad Breath Betty lol...I didn't either lol.

**There is a story on fanfic called Undercover Drag Queen! Its hilarious! I used her idea of Inuyasha and Jakotsu knowing each other from that story. It's not correlated or a companion just giving credit where credit is due! But seriously check out her story! If you are reading Kissing Strangers (if not you should) no it's not the same world or people. I'm lazy and it's an easy to remember last name. That Jake and this Jake are two totally different people.

I know it was short, it felt short to me.

Next Chapter Kaggy performs! I'll post that by Friday:)

Thank you everyone that has reviewed, followed and favorited my story! I'm tired! Just crank out a 12k chapter for another story so I'm pooped lol...Virgin Desires and I'm Having a Married Man's Baby...this is my third update!

Until Next Time (Friday)

M

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