Chapter 25
Inuyasha's POV
"What the fuck happened?" I asked Kagome.
"Inuyasha you tried to beat your dad's leg with your dick. You kept saying that 'Tetsusaiga has demolished 100 pussies over the last century and going to own this pussy'. Like seriously you need to work on your fuck and cum face. It was a cross between a surprise and constipation with your eyes bulged out and tongue sticking out," Kagome couldn't stop laughing.
I. Was. Mortified.
"Didn't we... you know?" I asked
"We did but not for long. Your dad said that our arousal could be smelled downstairs and it was irritating some guests and making the others horny. That's why he had to come up here to stop us before their dinner party turned into a full fledged orgy," Kagome choked out her words trying to catch her breath.
"Oh God. So it wasn't that bad," I said and Kagome shook her head and started to giggle again.
"There's more?" I asked and she shook her head. She took deep breaths to calm herself.
"You-you...humped your dad's leg saying that you was claiming the bitch. Then you shot a load all on his Armani suit. Your dad wanted to kill you but your mom was like 'Tai don't kill FB',"Kagome was breathing hard.
I can't believe my mom used, hell even remembered that nickname from elementary.
"I had to ask what FB stood for," Kagome stopped to catch her breath and make her face no be red anymore.
"Oh no," I groaned and laid back on the bed.
"Oh yes, Fart Bomber. I nearly died from laughter," Kagome sat next to me and laid down catching her breath.
"I have nothing to say," I was speechless.
I wanted to punch my family in the face but they actually should be leaving soon. Kagome's breathing calmed down and she was slowly falling asleep. Thank the Lord for small favors.
"Night Kagome," I whispered and kissed her forehead.
"Night Fart Bomber...you are going to so tell me the story," Kagome said and calmed down from her cackling.
Damn you Joel Hannigan for being an asshole and giving me that dumbass nickname!
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Third Person POV
Early the next morning
Ring Ring
RIng Ring
"Hello?" a raspy voice Kikyo answered the phone.
"Did you take care of the problem with the Hammer?" a static distorted voice asked.
"Yes sir, I had gotten another assassin to do it for me. Mukotsu, he specialises in poisons," Kikyo said sitting up.
Her purple floral sheets glided down past her breasts revealing that she was sleeping in the nude.
"Naraku...was you able to track him down?" the distorted voice asked.
"Not yet. I am working on it. He didn't leave any clues plus he is suppose to be dead," Kikyo ran her fingers through her hair.
"Did you get the items from the safety deposit box that Tony had. The guy that we have at working at the bank said that he gave it to you. What did Tony have on on us?" the boss asked.
"I have it. I am still sorting through the information that Tony collected," Kikyo said and making a mental note to track down that bank teller.
"Good because you know what will happen if you are lying. I need the report of everything by Tuesday. Also the cops ran across this sector's drug ring because most of the peons talking. We need to dispose of Detective Beatrice Clay," the voice revealed.
"Yes understood. Anything else?" Kikyo prayed that she didn't so she could go to back to bed.
"No. Just make sure that the loose ends are taken care of," the voice said and hung up the phone.
Kikyo brought the phone close to her face and rolled her eyes. A man sat up and kissed Kikyo's shoulder.
"Who was that?" the man asked.
"Your employer I guess. They knows you are alive or has an inkling of it.. You are never going to be free of them you know that right," Kikyo said and threw her phone back on the nightstand.
"What else is bothering you," Naraku asked bringing Kikyo's naked body towards his equally naked chest.
"Some bank teller lied to the uppers and said that he gave me a contents of the safety deposit box in which he didn't. The boss wants to know what Tony had and wants the information in a couple of days or I might be just like Bubba," Kikyo said sitting on top of Naraku's naked waist.
Naraku grabbed and pinched Kikyo's nipple taking it into his mouth. Kikyo gasped and rubbed her other one. Naraku moved his pelvis to where he was deep inside of Kikyo to resume their stress relieve session.
'I'm going to have to call Kagome and Inuyasha soon,' Naraku thought to himself and flipping Kikyo on to her back.
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Inuyasha's POV
"Dad I said I was sorry! You didn't have to rub it in my face," I said wiping the slightly congealed cum off of my face.
"That's how you train puppies not to shoot their cum or pee in places they aren't suppose to," my dad said angrily.
I took a deep breath and counted to ten, then to thirty, then to one hundred.
"Dad, I need you and mom to leave the house for a couple of days if possible. Go on a vacation to Punta Cana or even to Nassau, Bahamas. You can go and visit grandmother in Canada. I just need you guys to not be here," I tried to play it cool and just be nonchalant about it.
"Why and don't bullshit me?" my dad asked.
"The truth is that some bad guys killed one of my suspects and someone called the house number and said that the vic had my business card. Not the name that he knew me as but as the Special Agent. Just want to keep you guys safe and not have to worry about you guys getting mixed up in this case because you guys are my family," I truthfully told my dad.
"Ok, son. It's not so you can impregnate Kagome and finally bring me grandpups?" my dad asked and laughed at my facial expression. It was a cross between 'wait what' and 'what the fuck'.
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Few Hours Later
"Be careful Pumpkin. Call us if you need anything!" my mom said and hugged me.
"I will Mom," I said and hugged her back. She went and hugged Kagome.
"There is some extra cash and numbers if you need any help in my office. You know the combination," my dad said shook my hand.
"You need to tell her," my dad said in dog language after he let my hand go.
I shook my head in understanding.
He hugged Kagome and helped my mom into their black Rolls Royce convertible car.
Kagome came and stood next to me.
"Ready to get to work F.B?" Kagome asked and began to giggle. I rolled my eyes and lead the way into my father's study where there was privacy and two computers to work on.
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2:43 A.M Inu no Tashio's Office
"This fucking blows," Kagome exclaimed.
I just shook my head and walked over to where she was at the computer looking through tax returns from Bubba's office.
"What do you mean? Is there anything wrong with his taxes?" I asked picking up some of the forms that had words and numbers.
Yeah I don't do my own taxes.
"You don't do your taxes do you?" Kagome asked pulling her glasses down her nose.
"As a matter of fact I do...not. Do my taxes. I get someone else to do them. Anyway what have you found?" I asked placing the forms back because it could have been a menu to Hogan's Hog Pizzeria.
"Well let's just say that if Bubba was getting audited he would have gone to jail. Thank God he's at the hospital you know," Kagome said putting down one of the documents and pulling out some receipts.
"About that," I began to say pausing the surveillance videos.
"Wait Inuyasha. Look here. He has a lot of miscellaneous stuff that he was trying to say was for his business. Installation of a jacuzzi, tile repair, $2,000 worth of repairs to his motor home, business trips to Maui, a ball game. Then Pink Bikini handles a lot of cash so there is no telling how much was taken off the top. Then there are deeds in Pink Bikini's name and not in Bubba's name. It's just too mu-ch," Kagome said slowly and took her glasses off all the way looking at another document.
I walked around to what she was looking at.
"What has you tongue tied?" I asked her.
"This has-," Kagome was about to say but the phone rang.
Ring Ring
Ring Ring
"Hello?" I asked answering the phone and putting the call on speaker.
"Inuyasha it's me. Got the results of the poison used to kill Bubba.
Kagome scrunched up her face and raised an eyebrow.
"Ok Mario, I'll be downtown in thirty minutes," I told him and hung up the phone.
Kagome was already at the door sliding her feet into her red Tom shoes.
"Don't you think that the police should do this by themselves?" I asked making sure I had everything.
"Save that for someone who cares. Bubba is dead? What the hell happened?" Kagome asked putting on her seatbelt.
"Well…"
A/N: See I updated this week! Thank you all for your reviews! I used Warm-Amber 92 suggestion about Inuyasha humping his dad's leg! I died from laughter!
This chapter was a bit serious and hopefully some of the pieces are filling in. The person over Black Widow was introduced. So we know it can't be Kikyo nor Naraku!
Stick around and find out!
Until Next Time:
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