Chapter 26
Kagome POV
"Ok so run this by me again," I said riding shotgun in Inuyasha's '69 Charger.
"Bubba was found dead at the hospital. We are going to find out how and what method was used," Inuyasha told me.
"Strangulation," I said munching on some cheesy chips.
"Nah, poison is what I'm putting my money on," Inuyasha said to me drinking his energy drink.
"How much?" I asked looking at him. An evil smirk crept onto my lips.
"How much do you have?" he asked me.
"I want you to go commando and flash Bad Breath Betty or Detective Clay, the next time you see her. Balls and all baby. Make sure that cock is good and hard too. Seriously, what woman wants to purposely see a flaccid grower?" I asked giggling knowing he wouldn't do it.
"Her? Ok and if I get it right. I want your bra and you have to flash Hojo and jiggle those girls in his face. Give him a good show. Seriously sweetheart what man wants to see a piss poor performance of some boob action," Inuyasha said to me with an even scarier gleam in his eyes.
I personally think that my girls have been out in public enough but hey it's a bet. I have a good feeling about this.
The worst that could happen I could have guessed wrong.
Inuyasha wouldn't make me actually do it right...right?
I should have kept my big mouth shut now.
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"Allison Flavorgem," Inuyasha said randomly and laughed.
I looked at him.
"Random much," I giggled and continued to munch on my late night snack.
"That cat lady. I couldn't remember her name and it just hit me. I knew it would come to me," Inuyasha looked relieved like that was really bothering him.
"150 years on earth would do that to a person," I said.
"Harde har har," Inuyasha said unamused.
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Mercer's Pathology School and General Hospital
"Thank you for coming so late or early this morning or however you see today as. I am Dr. Jinji Fruyo. First thing first this is a heavy guy and he was very unhealthy," Dr. Jinji said.
"Sorry we are short on time. Tell us what we don't know. How was the vic killed? Poison, strangulation?" Inuyasha asked.
"Actually neither," Dr. Jinji said.
"Wait what? So he died from natural causes?" I asked and wished that I didn't make that stupid bet.
I don't want to jiggle my boobies in front of Hojo. He might die from a nosebleed and me from sheer embarrassment. I know Inuyasha is going to be there so he would die from being sexually frustrated and me shooting him.
Ugh...being beautiful is so hard.
"You get that Kags," Inuyasha said.
I wonder how mad he would be if I said...no...I was not paying attention. I need to go to the doctor's and see if I have ADHD because...yea...it's like...squirrel or I'm tired. I am hungry.
"Kagome come on," Inuyasha said to me.
Oh damn! What was said.
"Inuyasha can you repeat what was said because it went above my sleep deprived brain," I said because it did.
"Well Dr. Jinji said that it was a heart attack but he is going to check again because his gut or heartburn is telling him it wasn't natural," Inuyasha said leading the way back to the car.
"His heartburn or the heart attack?" I asked.
"The heart attack smart one," Inuyasha said and began walking to his car and got in.
"Well how long will it take until we know for sure?" I asked pulling the lever to sit back in the chair.
"A few days but he is going to let us know as soon as he finds something. He said all this in the room, was you paying attention?" Inuyasha asked me while he was getting on the freeway.
"Honestly, no. I think I tuned something out and then I started thinking. I need to go to the doctor. When I'm tired I tend to internalize a lot of dialogue to myself and the outside world goes mute," I said and turned to look at Inuyasha staring at me like I grew a third eye or something.
"What?" I asked.
"That made perfect sense or I'm tired," Inuyasha said and turned off the freeway.
It was creeping towards five in the morning and I have yet closed my eyes for more than an hour.
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He finally pulled up in front of his parent's house and shuts the engine off. I pull my lazy and tired ass out of the car and make my way up the staircase of stairs I had admired and now hate.
45 steps later
Inuyasha ended up giving me a piggy back ride because I was just fine camping out on the steps. They were starting to look real comfy.
"Kagome, you seriously need to lay off on the Hostess cakes," he said while squeezing my ass and thighs.
"Then there wouldn't be anything back there for you to squeeze," I said and turned my head so I could look him in the eye.
Yup he went red. I know he like him some Kagome and I am going to tease the crap out of him. He opened the front door and made his way up the stairs after closing and locking the front door.
We make it to the third landing and he kicks open a door. He walks to the bed and drops me on the bed. He kicks off his shoes and takes off his jeans and shirt. He pulls back the covers, gets in, fluff the pillow, pull the covers back and goes to sleep immediately.
"In this entire house there wasn't another bed for you to sleep in?" I asked still haven't moved from my spot.
"Kagome," Inuyasha turned towards me.
"Yes," I said.
"Take your clothes off, get in the bed, shut the fuck up and go to sleep. I don't have the strength to fuck you even if I wanted to," Inuyasha yawned and turned back to sleeping on his side.
I giggled and did as told. I walked to the dresser and took out a shirt from the dresser. Placed it on after I took off everything, to keep some modesty and got in the bed to sleep.
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I couldn't sleep.
Inuyasha was calling the hogs and cows to come home and rest their weary bodies. How could a sexy embodiment of perfection snore so loudly and disgustingly? He sounded like a wounded moose getting attacked by a bear. He was mimicking the circle of life. A one man...half demon...show.
He must be really tired.
I place a pillow over his face to muffle...the sound...or his call to the wild life. He rolled over to face me still with his eyes closed. I just stared at him. He was really a gorgeous person.
Loud, funny, obnoxious, really random, but a really nice guy. I moved some of his silky , so jealous, hair out of his face. I ghostly traced the outline of his face and memorized it. A smile crept up to my face.
'Mate' a voice in my head said to me.
What the hell?
Mate?
Yawn
I-am sleepy now.
Yawn
I wonder what the world has in store for us next. Can't believe Bubba is dead...damn.
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'Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like happiness is the truth
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you know what happiness is to you
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like that's what you wanna do
The song 'Happy' by Pharrell Williams pierced through the morning air at 7:45 in the morning waking up our sleepy hero and heroine.
"Shut that shit off!" I yelled throwing a pillow at the noise more in the direction of Inuyasha's head.
"What pink donkey shirt?" Inuyasha said waking up from his sleep.
"What the hell are you talking about!? Turn off that song!" I moved my hair out of my face and looked around for the source. I was a woman on a mission.
'Happy, bring me down
Can't nothing, bring me down
Love is too happy to bring me down
Can't nothing, bring me down
I said bring me down
Can't nothing, bring me down
Love is too happy to bring me down
Can't nothing, bring me down
I said'
"Phone, it's my damn phone alarm," Inuyasha said waking up groggy.
I got up, walked, and bent down to get his pants where the noise was the loudest. I find it and disarmed the alarm a bit forceful.
"Cute ass. Bend it further down and spread your ass cheeks for daddy," Inuyasha said with sleep in his voice.
I sat up fast and gave him an evil glare. I walked back to the bed and threw him his phone.
"I was just kidding," Inuyasha chuckled and caught his phone in mid air.
"Whatever, I'm going back to bed," and I pull the covers over my head and sighed.
"Can't Sleeping Beauty. Naraku wants to meet up with us. He has something to tell us. We are meeting him for breakfast at The Avenue for breakfast. Up, up, sleepy head," Inuyasha said all bright eyed and bushy tail.
Ok, confession time. I am not a morning person. I may seem like it but I'm not. So this up and at 'em bullcrap he is trying to pitch I want to punch him in the throat.
"Inuyasha, how about you go and just tell me what happened," I said whining to him.
I wrap my legs around his waist and bring him towards me. I felt his little grower growing and I internally grinned. Gotta love morning wood.
He bent down and nuzzled my neck. He lightly purred, nibbled, and licked the outer part of my ear.
"No chance sweetheart. Be ready in fifteen minutes," Inuyasha whispered and removed my legs and got out of the bed.
I must be losing my touch because we should be rolling in the bed trying to establish dominance. I huffed and get out of the bed. I ran to the bathroom beating him because he was picking out clothes to wear.
"Shower first!" I said and locked the door behind me.
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One Hour Later
"Did he say what name was the reservations under," I asked looking around the crowded restaurant. I decided to be a lady and wore my favorite navy sundress and my other pair of nude Mary Jane Heels.
"Let me check my messages again," Inuyasha pulled out his phone and scrolled through the messages.
"Onigumo," he said a few seconds later.
We walked up to the maitre'd and gave him the name. He bowed and led us to the back of the restaurant.
"Here you go madam and sir. Your waiter is Phillip and he will be with you momentarily," the maitre'd said and walked away.
Inuyasha pulled out my chair and pushed me in. I was glad that I dressed up because it was a swanky establishment. I perused the restaurant with my eyes. I couldn't believe that Koga DeVaul was in the building! He had another female companion other than the one I saw a week ago. This one had black hair and she was cute. I saw his blue eyes staring at me. I was embarrassed that he saw me openly staring at him and I turned back to Inuyasha who was on his phone.
Inuyasha POV
"Ok, well we are at the table," I said on the phone.
"I'm walking in right now. I brought a colleague Dominique to discuss the progress. Tell Nikki. Bye," Naraku said.
I ended the call and place my phone back in my suit jacket. It's too damn early in the morning to be wearing a suit to eat breakfast.
"Kagome. There is another person coming with Naraku. You got to use your-," I started to say and I smelt him.
My demon ire was being provoked because the mangy wolf demon was giving off a scent that he was pursuing an unmated woman.
I looked around and he was coming towards my mate. I sat back and smirked because that dumb motherfucker was about to be ever disappointed.
"Excuse, madam. My name is Koga DeVaul ,but what exquisite scent are you wearing?" the dumb bastard asked.
'Me! You dumb fucking retard,' I thought to myself.
My demon wanted me to rip his throat out but I kept calm because that bitch belonged to me. Just waiting for him to see it because I know he can smell me on her.
"I think Lavender Ivory is the bath soap I used," Kagome said.
Then the heavens opened up and a ray of sun beamed through the roof of the building.
Because Bingo Kagome moved her hair from her neck.
I saw the dumb bastard sag in defeat. Yes. I claimed her and Kento or Kingy, or whatever the fucker's name was turned and finally acknowledged me.
"Oh I'm sorry. You have a fine mate. Congrats on the newly-" Kevin began to say but I stopped him by coughing...loudly.
Yea...Kagome doesn't know that she has been claimed...yet.
"Thank you and you may leave," I said cutting him off.
"She doesn't know," Herbert asked me in canine language.
"Not yet," I told him and grabbed Kagome's hand.
This retarded idiot is pissing on the wrong property. He needs to move around.
"So she is still fair game. That mark is just an intended not the full martial one. Slick bastard," Konto said to me in canine.
"It was nice meeting the both of you, until next time," Koji left and Kagome looked at me in confusion.
"I will explain -oh fuck my life," I said and rolled my eyes and threw up my hands. Kagome raised an eyebrow , turned, and exhaled as well.
This day started out pretty good but it's looking like a slippery slope of what the fucks are on the menu today.
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A/N: Next chapter coming to ya soon!
So heart attack is what happened to Bubba or was it?
Dr. Jinji is that half-demon whose Mom was sick in the anime. I think I misspelled it...I'll change it when I get a chance.
Inuyasha mated or is courting Kagome without her knowing or does she?
Lol!
Took a different spin on the dog language thingy and made it the canine demon language! I think its pretty cool that Koga (all of those names that started with K and Herbert was Koga...Inuyasha is horrible with names...me too! I'll give you a nickname with the quickness especially if I don't like you. Inuyasha is just horrible with names lol.)
Who do you think they saw coming into the restaurant? Any guesses?
I'll try and update in a couple of days! Please check out my other stories!
I don't own the song Happy by Pharrel Williams :)
Until Next Time
M
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