Chapter 27

Inuyasha's POV

In walked Hojo and Miroku. Those two have become really chummy lately. But what made Kagome and I turn our heads upwards with a fist towards the heavens asking why!

Beatrice Clay walked in with my two other nags.

When did they get together and become fast friends?

Kagome quickly picked up a menu and hid behind it. I did the same thing and took my phone out.

Me: Abort Abort! A cop that's obsessed with this case is here. She doesn't know that you are not dead...

Sent: 09:25 am 2015/16/06 Read: 06/16/2015

Naraku: Shit...meet at diner...Fatty's on fifth street

Received: 09:26 am 2015/16/06

Me: Ok…

Sent 9:29 am 2015/16/06 Read: 06/16/2015

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"Come on Kagome let's get out of here. Hate to explain where your stomach went," I told Kagome and she nodded her head and began to get up.

I'm not sure how the cosmos or supernatural shit like that work but fuck you!

When she scooted out her chair it seemed as if Hojo was able to hone in where Kagome was. He was there lightning quick with his hands over Kagome's.

Seriously like what the fuck was he staring at her or something?

"My dearest! It seems to be a millennia since I was able to bask in your ever presence my sweet. Come. Your friend,Miroku, and I are about to start our brunch and would love to have you accompany us," Hojo said kissing the back of her hand to her forearm and shouldered me out the way.

"Oh you, you can bring her purse," Hojo commanded of me.

I counted to three, then to ten contemplating if I could get away with murder. I looked around...too many witnesses and I don't think Kagome would approve of me slaughtering innocent people.

Like I said it seemed like What the Fucks are on the menu today.

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Kagome's POV

Is this idiot serious? Where the hell did he come from? I seriously think that he has some type of GPS on me or something because how he just creeps up on me is beyond coincidence. I looked at Inuyasha expecting him to slaughter this man. I'm all for a mercy kill. I looked around, he's probably thinking there is too many witnesses. If they were smart they would look away and develop a case of instant amnesia.

So I was dragged forcible mind you, by my upper arm and Inuyasha had my purse. He had his hands up as if he was going to strangle Hojo from behind but he was stopped by Bad Breath Betty and her support group.

Karma and her bitch ass sister Fate is surely enjoying themselves.

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At Hojo and Miroku's table

"Oh Kagome! What a pleasant surprise. What brings you here?" Miroku asked me as Hojo signaled a waiter for something.

I rubbed my arm to bring back feeling.

"Oh just having brunch with my-my-," I shamefully stuttered a bit to Miroku but Hojo interrupted me.

"Your what darling? I never understood why you are all of a sudden hanging out with that...roughian?" Hojo asked coming back to the conversation.

Darling?! That's it! I have had it up to my nose with his bullshit! He needs to get a damn clue and low and behold Sherlock Holmes Higurashi is the person to give it to him.

Oh boy!

"My husband isn't a roughian. We were meeting a friend and I think they wanted to meet somewhere else," I said huffily.

Hojo turned an unhealthy white and then red. Like he was pissed. Then he started to giggle and then a full blown laugh. Like I just made a funny.

The fuck?

"Oh, oh, Ms. Higurashi. That was very clever indeed. I almost bought it. You married to a half demon. Bah! I have been in the bidding for your love and hand in marriage. I have already talked to your mother about us and got her blessing. You married. Ha! Ahem. What would you like to order? I heard that their Eggs Benedict is to die for," Hojo said and continued on like business as usual.

My right eye began to tick.

"Kagome what's up with your right eye. It's ticking really fast," Miroku said wanting to touch it.

I threw down the linen napkin that was across my lap onto the table and got up. I then walked to where Inuyasha was being hounded by BBB and Twiddle Bimbo and Twiddle Desparate Whore.

I tapped him on the shoulder, pulled him up,and gave him the kiss of the century in front of everyone. Inuyasha was shock but he started to rub up and down my back and squeezed my ass. Lil Inu wanted to join in the fun and games as well. We pulled apart not from lack of oxygen but someone clearing their throat.

It was the maitre'd. We both blushed until BBB put her hand on my forearm. I turned around and shrugged her hand off of me with my nostrils flared in disgust.

"Excuse me dirty tramps, but my husband and I have to get going. Go die in a ditch," I promptly said with a smile on my face and dragged Inuyasha towards the entrance of the restaurant.

"Whoa there cunt! Who the fuck are you calling a bitch?" BBB yelled at me.

I stopped and rotated my shoulders. Her and Hojo have permanently made it to my shit list. I turned around to look at her.

"I called you a bitch. It's nicer than what I usually call you behind your back Bad Breath Betty. Do me and my husband a favor and leave us alone. Go fall in the deepest ditch your nosy, none dressing,desperate whore, unibrow having, can't get a man, can't keep a man, buck teeth,eat elephant shit for meals, virgin ass and die!" I yelled.

Crash

Pfft Pfft Pfft

"Everybody get down!" Inuyasha yelled.

Pfft Pfft Pfft

Gun shots was sprayed throughout the quaint restaurant.

I should have stayed asleep and avoided this shit today! Who the fuck is shooting at us now!

Glass covered my body since we were close to the glass window that was close to the street. Inuyasha was on top of me and asking me was I alright. My ear drums was ringing. I heard a motorcycle zoom away.

I looked around and there was some people that was wounded but no one was dead thankfully. I was helped up from the ground by Inuyasha.

"What the hell is going on?" a male patron asked. He was bleeding from his shoulder.

His wife had her napkin on his wound putting pressure on it and tears spilling from her eyes.

"Kagome are you ok?" Miroku came by and asked me.

I shook my head and saw Inuyasha checking on the other people in the restaurant. I heard the sirens from the police cars and fire department coming towards us from a distance. I looked around for Inuyasha and walked towards him.

"Do you think we should leave?" I asked him.

"I think so. I will tell my chief everything I know. We have been putting off talking to Naraku long enough," Inuyasha said and grabbed my hand.

We exit out of the back of the restaurant and quickly walked to his car and got in. As soon as we were driving away the police was blocking off the scene of the crime.

I wonder who the gunman was aiming for or was it just a scare tactic for some unforeseeable reason.

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Fatty's Diner

We walked in after we dusted each other off and I fixed my hair. We spotted Naraku and the back of a black-haired woman sitting in a booth. I held Inuyasha's clawed hand and he squeezed mine. Naraku saw us and motioned for us to come towards him.

We walked over and the woman moved to sit next to Naraku. She almost looked identical to me but conceited as I am...I look a helluva lot better than the skinny bitch.

"Dominic, Nicole, glad you could come. What happened to your face, Nikki?" Naraku asked me handing me a napkin.

"Oh got cut by the razor from shaving,"I said jokingly. Nobody laughed.

"Kidding. It was a freak accident I will have to tell you later. I am starved," I said looking at the menu after I was done dabbing at the wound on my cheek.

A waitress came and took our orders and brought us drinks. We got down to business.

"Dominic and Nicole, I would like to introduce to you my good friend Kikyo. Kikyo this is Dominic who is replacing me as Dom and his girlfriend Nicole,"Naraku said to Kikyo. We all nodded and shook hands.

"So Naraku has told me that you are new and have a pretty good record of being a leader. Thankfully you got Bubba's blessing and now you can move up in the ranks quickly. It's a possibility that you will be able to take over Bubba's sector and Naraku's since they both gave their blessing and Bubba didn't have a successor. Well he did but he is in jail now," Kikyo said drinking her lemonade.

"I'm honored to have more responsibilities but I just got the position. Is there anything I need to know?" Inuyasha asked.

"Oh there is a lot to learn but most of it is don't fuck over Byakuya's money. Fuck him over then you're fucked. Simple. He is going to want to meet the you to know who's handling his businesses you know," Kikyo said to Inuyasha leaning over. They were acting as if Naraku and I wasn't even there.

"Yeah, who would want to be fucked like that," Inuyasha said and grinned at the bitch. I raised my eyebrow and kicked him in the leg.

"I will go and make a quick phone call. Excuse me Dominic," the black haired skinny bitch smiled at my man.

Whoa there, well he is for the time being.

"Ow! Why did you kick me?" Inuyasha asked when Kinky-cunt was out of earshot.

"Oh sweetheart, you was drooling. Yup right there," I said cheerfully and wiped his chin a little hard.

"You don't have to wipe my face so hard," Inuyasha said and leaned back in the booth.

"Whatever," I said and crossed my arms.

"Jealousy," Naraku coughed and I gave him an evil glare. His coughing got cured with the quickness.

Kinky-cunt came back and slide in the booth with Naraku.

"Byakuya will be wanting to meet you guys this weekend. He is having a soiree at his estate with other families. It will be a very opportune time to meet your boss and his bosses. Black Tie event naturally," the cunt said.

"Naturally," Inuyasha said all fucking la-la and shit.

"If you don't have a date I would be more than happy for you to escort me," the hoe said.

My right eye was ticking again.

"Ka-I mean Nikki, your eye is twitching," Naraku told me.

I put my hand over my right eye and imagined slamming that bitch on the table until blood smeared all over the table, her teeth flying out, and me laughing and shit. I shook my head and excused myself from the group. I needed air.

I left my purse and walked out of the diner.

I began walking down the street assessing my feelings.

First of all is this scar or whatever on my neck. Then this mate business I keep hearing inside of my head. Then Inuyasha going all goo-goo eyes over that tacky heifer. My actions at the restaurant telling Hojo that I actually married the twit even if it was fake and being a bit disappointed that my pregnancy bump disappeared.

I looked at my ring on my left ring finger and wiped a tear away. I took a deep breath and blew it out from my mouth grinning.

I think I am falling, if not in love with that retarded, dickhead, asshole.

Well my retarded, dickhead, asshole.

I started to turn back to go back to the diner and stopped. A white unmarked van was speeding down the road and swerving erratic. I tilted my head in confusion where's the fire. I moved over and then it all happened quickly.

I was moving towards the fence and then I heard the van door open and then hands grabbed me inside.

I was getting fucking kidnapped in broad damn daylight. Fucking A.

"Boss we got her," I heard the driver say on the phone. I was kicking, biting, scratching, and screaming for them to let me go.

"Bring her here. Teach her to play with my emotions. Why isn't she sleeping?" the male voice asked through the speakerphone.

"Shit! Knock her out," the driver said.

I just rammed my heel of my palm in one of the guy's nose and was about to hit the other one with my fist. I wasn't going to go down without a fight. Then one of them grabbed me from behind and had a cloth over my mouth and nose.

Chloroform.

Just great.

"Night night bitch," one of the morons said.

I should have beat the bitch into the table and kept my ass inside of the diner. What the fuck is going on today? What the fucks is definitely on the menu today.

Because this is shit right here is the main entree.

A/N: I know I know! I am alive! If you are following me you would know that I have updated and started two stories! Brotherly Love (thank the Lord) is complete! I uploaded my sequel to the my first story When Love Loves Even if it Bleeds!

Please check those out and leave a review, follow, and/favorite!

School is starting for me next Monday because I teach. Yay

Updates are going to be sporadic but I'll try and keep it consistent.

Since these chapters are shorter than my other stories I may get to update this story more.

Anywho thank you for the support! Love you guys!

The idea of having BBB and her gang (those women from the dinner) come back (cameo) was Warm-Amber 92! Thank you!

Until next time! I'll try to update next Thursday!

M

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