Behind the Chapter: Some of the events that happened in this chapter are true! It happened to my sister and I way back last summer. She told me as we were walking to my apartment that this would be a great idea! So I dedicate this to my sis and our adventure to getting home from Taco Bell. The others was exaggerated for comic relief:)

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Chapter 31

Last Time

"What the hell happened to you," he asked.

"If I told you. You wouldn't believe me," I said and hobbled my way to the bathroom to take a bubble bath.

I'm starting to think the worst things can possibly happen to me at the weirdest times. I sunk deeper in my hot bubble water to relax.

"So you going to tell me," Inuyasha asked as he took some twigs and leaves out of my hair.

"Well it all started," I began.

Few Hours Before

"It started out fine. We were singing to our favorite 90s girl and boy bands because let's face it today's music sucks. We were about to turn Destiny's Child Jumpin Jumpin up but the club that Sango swore was the best in town we pulled up to it.

The valet took my keys and handed me a ticket. The music was blaring and we skipped the line of waiting patrons and walked in like we owned the place. We get to the bar and ordered four tequila shots. Big mistake.

We mixed brown liquor and clear liquor together.

Just know the burn felt so good. We did a lot of dancing. Then there was some," I hesitated in my story about the some to Inuyasha.

It was some dudes that were flirting with us and we more than likely made out but that part I have a blurry recollection on that part. Inuyasha didn't need to know that...right.

Right.

"Some what?" Inuyasha asked as he handed me a shirt to put on.

"Oh...people. We danced with them and they ordered some rounds of beer for us. I think I need to get my liver cleaned out from all that alcohol I drunk tonight," I said and flung out my hair from the opening of my t-shirt.

"So you made out with some guys,"Inuyasha said nonchalantly and took his shirt off.

I was brushing my hair and caused myself whiplash because serious. How did he know that?

I think my facial expression asked the question out loud because he tapped his nose.

Damn demons.

I took a deep breath shook my head and continued my story.

"So yes we made out but they are not in comparison to you mind you. So moving forward. We leave the club a bit drunk then what I was planning on getting. They had offered to pay for some food. I was like what the hell let's get some free food. Sango I think she was drunker than me. She just came along. I drove Bubbles and followed them. Thankfully we were close to your apartment but still it was bit far out. So we eat, talk, and found out they had stolen a bottle of Bacardi from the bar. The guy added it to our drinks. It was more Bacardi than anything else. More talking and yeah we are here," I ended it quickly as moments from a couple of hours ago started to pour back to memory.

I pulled the comforter over my head and hoped that he wouldn't ask anymore questions.

"Wait, that's it? Why were you so wet and your shoe was broken and your car was not outside?" the ever observant Inuyasha asked.

Damn demon.

Damn Cop.

Damn nosy boyfriend that's a demon and a cop.

Fuck my life.

I pulled the covers from on top of my head and moved my drying hair out of my face.

I up looked at him and sighed.

"Do you really want to know?" I asked in an almost pout.

"I wouldn't ask if I didn't want to know," Inuyasha said.

I licked my lips and sat up.

Man where do I start.

"Don't laugh," I said with a raised eyebrow because it was pretty embarrassing.

"I promise," Inuyasha said.

He laid down on his side and looked at me waiting to complete my night in full detail I suppose.

"Well. When we left the taco joint Sango was getting a bit friendly with one of the guys. If I had let it go on much longer she might have played hide the sausage on the side of the building. But I wasn't going to let my best friend end her night like that with lots of regrets in the morning. So I halfway dragged and pulled her back to the car. We get in Bubbles and he was acting like a bitch. He wouldn't turn over again and that kind of worried me. Sango was still hanging out of the car and she was trying to take her dress off to show her boobs because the guys were chanting "show me the boobs, show me the boobs." I did some jiggling of the keys and bam the car started. She yelled out of the car bye and we turn the opposite way from them and get on the freeway. Now on the freeway the car kept shaking and did some jerking but I kept it in motion. I guess all those sudden movements was causing Sango to get sick. So I pulled over at some gas station so she could use the bathroom and throw up. She ran out and threw up on the side of the building. She got back in and I tried to put the car in reverse but it wouldn't move. I cut it off and cut the engine back on and nothing. Nothing came back on. So we got a boost, we prayed, we did the rain dance. Nothing made Bubbles come back to life. There was no bus stop or anything and I didn't have cash on me anyway. I recognized where I was and knew that you was a couple of miles down the road and that a bus stop was close by. So we got our purses and began our trek to your apartment and her to the bus stop," I said and started to shake my head.

"Well,"Inuyasha said and yawned.

"Well we were walking and there is this big field that if you cut across you can save time from walking all the way around right? Well wrong. We cross the field and just know that heels and grass don't mix because there is the possibility of holes in the ground. I didn't lose my heel in that terrain. Sango lost hers and almost twisted her ankle. We couldn't, well, wouldn't turn back because we were so close to the sidewalk that if we turned around we would be going back from where we were and having to do more than what was necessary. So we continued on. I think the air was making Sango sober up but did my best girl friend want that. Hell no! She took a flask out of her purse and started to down it. I was in total awe. She was stumbling but she made it to the sidewalk with only one shoe. So we contiue down the sidewalk and I thought I missed this crack in the sidewalk. Nope. My heel went in and never came back out. I was totally done! So we are both hobbling and looking real special. Then this one guy pulled up beside us and wanted to know how much we charged for a night. Sango giggled and I was pissed. So I punched him in the face and we kept walking. The dude got out of his car and started to chase us. That's how I got twigs in my hair from hiding in the trees. He gives up because there was a cop that was flashing lights since we were at the park after dark. Thankfully the cop gave us a ride. He took Sango home as well then me here," I said and laid down.

Inuyasha looked at me and gathered me in his arms. I was sure that he would have laughed because if it happened to anyone else I know I would have.

"You're not going to laugh?" I asked him looking up at him.

"I'm just glad that you are safe. But in the morning I can't promise anything," Inuyasha said and I twisted his nipple.

I shifted in the covers and closed my eyes. Much needed sleep. Tomorrow we are back on the case.

A/N: I'm NOT Dead! Yay!

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