A Maelstrom's Venture

Chapter 17

Guess Who's Coming to State Dinner

White House

Right now everyone was in front of the White House celebrating the survival and heroism of Buzz Manstrong, due to the space station, Gargantua-1, crashing towards earth, but was maneuvered towards somewhere in the desert, in a rural area, which is why there are a lot of paparazzi and news reporters around, with the president awarding Buzz a medal for his bravery.

Though not everyone was happy about such a thing, since at this moment, Rusty was moaning in jealousy about the man getting such accolades, with Brock and Naruto rolling their eyes at the man's obvious jealousness and envyness of someone else getting more attention.

During this, Hank was getting harrassed by one the the security guards, which Brock quickly stepped in by tossing the man onto one of the bushes, where Hank tries to play off as a "big man" for having Brock protect him, "OW!" Only to have Naruto slap the back of Hank's head, "Don't try and put a man down just cos me and Brock would bail you out Hank, because sometimes we won't always be there to protect you, either by being late, or letting you take the beating as punishment for your ego." Naruto answered the unasked question of why he slapped the back of Hank's head.

While Naruto had explained this, Brock and the guard were glaring at each other, having known one another due to their history in the army, though the man quickly noticed what Naruto was carrying, "Hey! You cannot carry any unauthorized weapons around the White House, I'm gonna have to confiscate."

Hearing this, Naruto looks at his axe and shrugs his shoulders, "Alright, here you go." While stabbing it into the ground, "YOU CAN'T STAB YOUR WEAPON INTO AMERICAN SOIL LIKE THAT! Give it here-! What the hell!?" The man had yelled at Naruto, where he then went to pick the axe up, only it didn't budge and inch.

This sight just made both Naruto and Brock smile, since Naruto had just played and trolled one of the president's secret service guards, since Naruto figured the guy was a complete douche, "Ye~ah, unfortunately, no-one can pick up my axe but me, the same can be said for my dad's knife." Naruto states, "Also..." e then flashes his high level Agent I.D. card at the man, "I have the same clearance as my dad, so I'm actually allowed to have that weapon on my person, so..." Naruto holds his hand out towards his axe.

Causing the weapon to fly from the ground and out of the struggling security guard's hand and into his own, where he then casually places the axe back where it belongs, on his back, with Naruto doing this demonstration to show that even if he didn't have his weapon he wasn't defenceless since he can just call it into his hands.

This display caused the guard to grumble and walk away, due to Naruto's clearance and everything he couldn't touch Naruto.

Seeing this Brock clapped Naruto on the shoulder, showing how proud he was of making the man look foolish, with Rusty wondering who the guy was, with Brock explaining their past, "On first impressions, the guy's a douche." Naruto simply states, causing Brock to laugh out loud at such a simple and easy statement that he can wholeheartedly agree with.

Dinner Party

It wasn't long until everyone was sitting at the presidential dinner table, having their dinner, with Naruto sitting on the right side of Rusty while Brock sat on the left, Naruto's axe leaning against the table next to him, where they could hear Buzz monologuing about his experience during the crash, though Rusty complains about letting the man have his moment, stating that he'll be the star when he shows the president his invention, causing both Brock and Naruto to groan at such a thing.

While sitting Next to Naruto was a caramel-skinned woman, having a regal and calm look to her, with Naruto sipping his drink in a dignified and well mannered behaviour, "(Huff!) These things are always such a bore, why must we waste our time on a man who survived a crash." The woman stated quietly while taking a small sip of wine, thinking that no-one had heard her.

Naruto calmly replies, "I know what you mean, the man seems to be blowing more hot wind than a blimp, but what can you do, everyone seems to think he is important, so let him ave is 15 minutes of fame." While taking his own sip, catching the woman's attention, being amazed that the young man had heard her.

It wasn't long before the two began conversing on friendly terms, both with dignity and poise, though they both talked about how they hate these sort of "show-ponies" where everything was just a "display" on their higher status, though their conversation then switched from "politics" to about each other, along with introducing themselves to each other, with the woman being Queen Yasmin from Durhani, where she explains that she'd wish her son was with her for this visit, but the young man wasn't up for the trip.

Hearing this, as well as how old her son was, Naruto was shocked, "My goodness your majesty, you cannot be a mother at your age, you are much too young." Naruto simply stated, surprised that someone young looking could be a queen, let alone have a young man as a son.

Yasmin was embarrassed at the praise, her cheeks a blushing pink at the young man saying such things about her, though they were interrupted by the president offering a toast to Buzz, only for the man's mother to interrupt him, where Naruto whispers to Queen Yasmin, "She must have "balls of steel" to talk like that to the president, in his own home no less." He states in a joking manner, causing the queen to snort, though quickly covers it as a cough, feeling somewhat embarrassed that Naruto would say such a thing to her and that she would snort like that, but she felt somewhat at ease with him around for whatever reason.

Though Naruto then noticed Buzz's mother had "goosed" his dad, Brock, from under the table, making both Naruto and Brock look at the woman in both puzzlement and fear, where Brock leans over towards Naruto, behind Rusty's chair, "Switch seats with me." Brock quickly asked, wanting to be far away from the woman as possible.

Naruto looks towards his father, "Ye~ah, no, sorry dad,but, ur, I'm comfortable where I am, you'll have to deal with the "goosing granny" yourself, since I don't hit old ladies and I may end up doing something that I'll regret, especially with my weapon." Naruto points out towards his axe.

Hearing this, Brock couldn't help but grumble at such a response, but understands where Naruto was coming from, "You won't be able to use that excuse for other dinner parties like this." Brock states, while both returned to their proper seated position.

The queen wondering what that was about, but Naruto simply stated that his father needed him for something, "But why should I do anything for him at the moment when I'm enjoying your company." Naruto answers, while lifting his glass to Yasmin, making the woman clear her throat in embarrassment with how many compliments Naruto was giving her.

Though while the queen was dealing with some "personal" issues aimed towards the young man next to her, it wasn't long before Brock had enough with the drunk old lady, causing him to do a spit-take with his wine and grabbed the woman's hand off of himself, "SERIOUSLY LADY! Knock it off! I'm not into it." Brock stated, though this caused the security guards to aim their guns at Brock.

Which caused him to calmly let the woman go and sit back down, with Rusty teasing him about being smooth about the whole thing, Naruto just shakes his head at all of this nonsense, taking a calming sip of his own drink, until he felt a "foreign" hand on his own lap, though unlike Brock, who had an old lady feeling him up, Naruto had Queen Yasmin's hand on his own lap, feeling him up, until he grabs her hand and quietly places it on a certain "appendage" causing the woman to gasp in shock at the size of him, where the two then locked eyes, with Naruto having a challenging smirk on his face as if to say, 'You try to tease me, then get ready to be teased back.' Which made the woman close her legs in excitement, trying to calm herself down from such thoughts.

During this the president then states that it was time to call it a night, causing Yasmin to quickly pull her hand away, where she quickly, but calmly walks out of the room to her bedroom, Naruto then finishes his meal and drink, while grabbing his axe and placing it on it's hold.

Naruto's Room

It's been a few hours since the dinner party, and right now Naruto had stripped down, wearing nothing at all since that's how he prefered it, having placed his axe next to the door, where he was just about to settle in for the night, only to hear a slight knock on it, looking towards the door, he simply gets up and moves towards it, opening it slightly, though who he saw surprised him slightly, "Queen Yasmin, such a surprise to see you at my door." He states, fully opening the door, pretty much exposing himself to the woman before him, making her eyes widen at the sight.

Though luckily, Naruto was still in his room so no-one could see him from the corridors, as for Yasmin, she was in such a state of shock that she didn't know what to do, but when Naruto had invited her in, she entered without even realising it, with Naruto shutting and locking the door behind her.

Next Day

Yasmin soon exited the room, her hair a slight mess and her dress, while presented, showed that she did something that she didn't regret, not to mention that there was a slight "glow" about her, along with a smile that showed she was completely "satisfied" with her "talk" that she had with Naruto last night, where in her hand were her shoes as she makes her way to her room, though there was a noticeable limp to her walk, she wasn't really bothered by it since she "enjoyed" it, though tries to hide it from any of the guards around the place.

As for Naruto, he had a smile on his face as he cleaned himself up, "Huh! I just screwed a queen, INSIDE the White House, I guess I can mark both of those off my bucket list(!)" He states in a joking manner.

He then finished brushing his teeth and put on a change of clothes, while pocketing a certain pair of underwear that Queen Yasmin had forgotten in the "afterglow" of what she and Naruto had done.

Where Naruto then regrouped with the others, meeting up with J.J. who was trying to help but had no clue that club soda would work, where he and the others then explained what had happened, along with the maid literally "cleaning" the forcefield with club soda, which didn't make much sense to anyone, but if it works in getting the group out of the oval office, then they weren't gonna question it, along with hearing about Rusty's own "exploits" in the Lincoln bedroom.

Though J.J. soon noticed a smell coming from Naruto, "Were you eating squid or something Naruto?" He asked quietly, since he felt that the others shouldn't hear what they were saying.

With the question causing Naruto to sniff at himself, "Oh, um, I had a little "fun" with Queen Yasmin from Durhani, so I can cross off 'sleeping with a queen' off my bucket list, don't tell the others or my dad since they'll probably get jealous, since you know what they're like." Naruto answered, since he wasn't embarrassed about his "time" with Yasmin.

Hearing this, J.J. was surprised that Naruto had slept with a queen, which also earned the man's respect as well, where he gives Naruto a nod of agreement, "Listen, I'm gonna go and try and scrub off the remaining scent, since I don't want the others questioning me about my smell, so I'll see you later." Naruto whispers to the man, with J.J. agreeing and waving him off.

Though what no-one had noticed was Yasmin was looking towards the pair from around the corner down the hall, though quickly hid herself when Naruto was heading in her direction, where Naruto went down the left hall, having missed Yasmin, who then began following Naruto back to his room, since it seems she didn't have "enough" of Naruto from the night before, guess being a Queen and ruling a country was a stressful job, so who knew she'd find an "outlet" with Naruto.

The End.

Hope everyone enjoyed this chapter, while there wasn't much for Naruto to "do" in this chapter, please keep in mind that I can't do Lemons, only fanservices, which is why this chapter is kinda short.

Also I figured that Naruto wouldn't be involved with the whole "closet masterbater" scene, so he'd have his own "adventure" instead.

I also used Queen Yasmin from the Archer series, figuring that since she's in the White House, she won't be as "slap-happy" like she was during the Archer episode, along with leaving her son behind as well, I also figured, who better to "de-stress" her than Naruto, since it was pretty obvious in the Archer episode that she was stressed about a lot of stuff, just not sure what she was stressed out about, but like I said, Naruto would've "knocked" the stress out of her. lol

I forgot to mention that Queen Yasmin is only a cameo, like what I did with Vanessa, in case a few people were wondering.

I Do Not Own Naruto Or The Venture Bros. (Or Archer. lol)