Poppy Playtime vs. Parasite Eve:
This is a parody of certain Youtube videos.
Bubba's working on the portal again. "Bubba, I keep telling you…" Neil begins.
"Don't worry, this has nothing to do with you and Lexie," says Bubba, "I'm looking for KickinChicken! He stepped into the portal!"
"Oh, then we better find him," says Neil, "we already lost too many as it is!" Neil and Bubba then step into the portal…
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"Looks like this dimension takes place in 1997," says Bubba, "and it's Christmas! And we're in New York!"
"Maybe someone in that museum has seen KickinChicken," says Neil.
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Officer Aya Brea and her partner, Daniel Dollis were learning about mitochondria from Dr. Hans Klamp. "It doesn't explain what happened last night," says Aya.
"Excuse me," says Neil, "hi, I'm Neil, this is Bubba and we're looking for our chicken!"
Aya, Daniel, and Dr. Klamp look down at Bubba, who waves.
"Okay then," says Aya, "well, there's a monster that's calling itself Eve."
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Later that day, they hear that Eve is in Central Park, and to make matters worse, an audience has gathered at the park's theater intending to see a performance that Melissa Pearce was to give. Aya, Neil, and Bubba enter Central Park, but Eve causes the theater audience's mitochondria to rebel against their hosts and turns the crowd into a slimy orange mass.
Aya chases after Eve and is knocked unconscious after a fight with her aboard a horse-drawn carriage.
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"My son was at the park, but he left the audience when he began to feel ill," says Daniel, "and his mother began to act strange. Also, all of Manhattan has evacuated!"
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While Manhattan is being evacuated, a Japanese scientist named Kunihiko Maeda manages to sneak into the city, witnessing a police officer combust into flames in the process.
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Maeda reveals the origins of Eve: A scientist tried to culture the cells of his wife after she was involved in a car accident, and the mitochondria in her cells took over her body. Maeda believes that Eve may be trying to give birth to an 'Ultimate Being'.
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Aya, Daniel, Neil, Bubba, and Maeda go to the St. Francis Hospital and find Eve is already there. Eve takes the sperm and leaves. "Should've seen that coming," says Bubba.
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The group goes to Dr. Klamp. "You are too late," says Dr. Klamp, "soon, I will help Eve create the Ultimate Being!" He then spontaneously combusts. They then find Eve, who's in an orange blob.
"What do we do now," asks Neil.
"I'm gonna take her down," says Aya.
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After several failed attempts to attack Eve, the military asks Aya to attack her from a chopper, as she is the only one who can get close without combusting. The plan works, but Aya has to personally finish the fight on a now-wrecked Statue of Liberty, where Eve finally succumbs to necrosis due to her unstable cells.
"The Ultimate Being is born," says Bubba, "Kickin might already be…"
"I was thinking the same thing," says Neil.
Aya does battle with the Ultimate Being, but its mitochondria causes it to evolve at an alarming rate. Aya sets the vessel's boiler pressure dangerously high, so as to destroy it with the Ultimate Being on board.
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"I'm sorry if your friend is lost," says Aya.
"Thanks," says Neil. Neil and Bubba then go through the portal…
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… and find a laughing KickinChicken. "I made those guys think I went through the… oh, hey…" Neil and Bubba then attack him.
The End