I was out in the cold following the blind Claptrap, who kept bumping into things in order to get his eye back from the bullymong named Knuckle Dragger.
"Even though Knuckle Dragger blindsided me, I know my way around this glacier. I bet ya we'll find my eye in Frostbite Crevasse," said Claptrap
I responded, "Then how come you're still here?"
"That's because a bandit leader named Captain Flynt took my boat, that's why."
"Oh."
Claptrap and I come across tons of ammo boxes next to a metal frame. I grabbed some ammo until the woman from before came into my head again.
"Stick close to the robot he will help you get off this glacier and into the city of Sanctuary. That is the only place you will be safe from, Handsome Jack."
I asked her, "How safe is it?"
"Well, Jack hasn't wiped it off the map and completely took over Pandora."
"Understood"
Then, the women disappeared again. I really need to know her name instead of calling the woman in my head.
Claptrap screamed, "Ahh! I hear bullymongs! Sic 'em, minion!"
I looked up to see two bullymongs jump down from the higher ground. I wish I could summon Deathtrap, but something was wrong with my cybernetic arm, and I couldn't summon him. So I guess I have to put my gun skills to the test. The echo tells me these smaller bullymongs were called mongles. They were easy to kill with the pistol. Even when three of them broke a wall of ice, I had no problem with them.
I looked to see Claptrap hide himself in his body in fear.
I tapped on the top of his head. "The bullymongs are dead Claptrap."
He got out of his body, Then let's go. If we don't get my eye back, we'll never get to Sanctuary,"
We made our way through the glacier until the ground started to shake. I almost fall onto my ass.
"Ugh, again?" Jack's tearing Pandora apart to find the Vault. They say Jack's drilling operations are causing those earthquakes. That or your mom just got outta bed. ZING!" said Claptrap
I was about to say something about that mom joke, but the woman stopped me from doing so.
"You'll need that funny little robot's help to reach Sanctuary, the last bastion of the resistance against Jack that's why you need to get to Sanctuary," said the women
"Ah that's make more sense then," I said
She disappeared, and I forgot to ask her name again. I wonder if Claptrap was listening to the conversation. I would ask, but he rolled off the edge and landed in the snow. I climbed down and tried to get Claptrap out of the snow, but more bullymong came out of their holes and came at me. I shot the monglet, but then came the brat bullymong, who jumped in near me. I moved back before it could land on me. It took many bullets to kill this bullymong Note to self get a better gun.
After I finished the brat bullymong, I heard Claptrap say, "Minion, I hope you're not dead because this would be a terrible fate for me." I dug Claptrap out of the snow. "Many thanks now onward."
"No problem."
As we were going up a metal crate, someone new came to my echo, and it was Handsome Jack himself.
"Hey, kiddo. Jack here. President of Hyperion? Let me explain how things work here. Vault Hunter looks for the new vault. Vault Hunter gets killed by me. Y'see you seen' the problem here? You're still alive. So if you could just do me a favor and off yourself, that'd be great. Thanks, pumpkin." he got off of my net.
What a dick. Seriously, who the hell makes calls like this to someone they are trying to kill, and he's actually called himself handsome? Talk about a narcissist.
Claptrap ran into the opened crate, and we seemed to be in a large nest for the bullymong.
"Oh! My eye just switched back on. I see a tough-looking minion and an incredibly handsome robot, which means whoever has my eye is very close." said Claptrap
On cue on the top of the glacier was Knuckledragger, who made Claptrap's eye as a necklace. He throws some sort of vehicle to the ground; it explodes, and he jumps down and beats his chest. He throws a large snowball at me. I shoot them down before I land some shots on the bullymong. Knuckle Dragger ran at me, punched me into some ice stone, and cut my non-robot arm, and strangely, the ice had ammo and a Dahl SMG. The Bullymong was running at me, so I quickly grabbed the SMG and shot him in the face, causing him to jump back up on top of some frozen berg and roar in the air.
I heard Claptrap cry out, "Oh my god! They're coming out of that wall-sphincter."
I got up and saw the brat bullymongs and monglets coming out of the walls. I used my new gun to shoot at the bullymongs, killing them, and I guess Knuckle Dragger thought he could use his fellow bullymongs as a distraction to rip my head off. He was dead wrong. Even though I might not have had the best accuracy, I landed a headshot, killing the bullymong.
Claptrap stopped running around when there were no more bullymongs, "Sorry if I say "wall-sphincter." I say a lot of things when I get frightened. It would be so kind as to pick up my eye." I picked up his eye and took off from the necklace on Knuckle Dragger, Claptrap got excited. "Great, now we gotta find someone to put my eye back in. Now I know you would love to slam my eye back into my skull."
"Please, I made repairs to several robots back at home if I had tools I could do it," I said
"Sorry, but no my good friend Hammerlock in Liar's Berg can fix me up."
"Whateve have it your wayr."
We walked up to the berg, and Claptrap wheeled head first into the barge.
"Liar's Berg's on the other side of this Hyperion barge. What say we cut through it, chum?" said Claptrap.
"Fine, but how do we get in?" I said
"Like this." he stand before the scanner, "and OPEN!"
It scans Claptrap, and the scanner said, "Intruder detected locking door." and the barge locks itself.
"Whelp, that's it, we're hosed. I heard getting eaten by bullymongs isn't the worst way to go out."
"Really, you're giving up that easy?"
"There is nothing I can do?"
"You could try hacking it?"
"That's in my system."
Lousy, annoying yellow robot. The woman came back to my head and said.
"I'll help with that door. Executing phase shift." Then the door opened up. "You're welcome! Perks of being an artificial intelligence. I'm networked into almost everything on this planet."
"Woah, that is so cool. So you're like a powerful AI?"
The woman laughs a little. "I guess you could say that. Now it's a long way. Please take whatever is needed for the journey."
I looked around and saw a red chest coming out of the floor. I opened it to see Jakob's shotgun. Hey, you who say you can't have too many guns?
And before the woman or AI disappeared, I finally asked her, "So what's your name?"
"Why do you need to know my name?"
"Since we're going to help each other, it would be nice to know each other's name, don't you think?"
The AI paused and said her name, "My name is Angel."
Angel that's a pretty name. "Angel, my name is Gaige. I look forward to this partnership."
She smiled, "Me too, Gaige." and she disappeared.
That was probably the friendliest chat I ever had in high school, but Claptrap ruined the moment.
"Who the hell names their kid Gaige?" for that, I hit the upside of his head
