So I spent a while in Lair Berg doing a couple of jobs for Hammerlock, from getting rid of a few bullymong around Lair Berg, getting a better shield by taking down a couple of bandits from old raiders' hideout, and last, killing a crazy midget riding on a bullymong. Yeah, this planet was so weird. But now it was time to get off the glacier and meet the raiders, so I found Claptrap trying to run over a small piece of snow.
"Alright, Claptrap, time to get off this glacier," I said
"Great, I was so tired of waiting around. Just open the back gate and let's get going," said Claptrap
I did what Claptrap said; I opened the gate out of Lair Berg, said my goodbye to Hammerlock, and headed toward Captain Flint's base camp. Just has to go through his bandits. Luckily, I got this cool Jakobs sniper rifle from one of Hammerlock's jobs, and it was easy pickings when Claptrap and I arrived at the entrance of the bandit camp.
"Oh my god minion what have you done you just kill these guys with dreams and lives," said Claptrap
"Umm?"
"Ah screw them they were just killers and jerks."
"Then why did you say that stuff?"
"I don't know, sometimes I say ridiculous things."
I can see why most people don't like Claptrap. Anyway, I changed to my Tediore SMG and faced more bandits coming out of buildings then after Handsome Jack came on to my Echo.
"I'm trying to rack my head around this diamond pony I bought, what should I call it. I was going piss my brain in honor of you, but that seems in poor taste," said Handsome Jack
"This is just getting annoying," I said
"Don't worry; once you drop dead, you don't have to hear me anymore as I get to the vault. Know what should call that pony," and he hangs up the call.
What an asshole. Then I came toward a bridge, and Claptrap lowered the bridge when it lowered down; on the other side were three suicide psychos with grenades in their hands, and they were easy to kill when they ran straight at me. I just shot the grenade in one of the psychos' hands, and all three of them exploded. I grabbed some ammo then Handsome Jack came back to my Echo.
"To clarify about earlier about the pony isn't a statue it's actually a living, breathing diamond pony actually let me get her," said Handsome Jack
I don't know if he was trying to flex on me or whatever he was doing. Then he came back with the pony.
*pony noise* "Buttstalon say hello, and yes that's its name." he finally dropped the call
Alright, back to business Claptrap and I dropped down. It was like a ship attached to the ice. Claptrap recognizes two of Flint's top men.
"Hey, it's Boom Bewm. AAAAWWWW!" said Claptrap
One of the guys had spiked armor climb on top of a large cannon, and the other was small and was flying around in a jet pack.
The spiked guy, I guess Boom, yelled, "light the fuse bitches, and I'm ready to blow!"
I think it's best I get Deathtrap out to help with these two. I undigitized Deathtrap, and he goes after Bewm while I deal with Boom. I shot at his cannon, and he shot back with the gun that, of course, shot explosives I hid behind a small part of the ship. Meanwhile, Deathtrap managed to grab Bewm before he could drop a grenade and used its blade to cut Jetpack, making it useless, and he threw Bewm down to the ground. I changed to my sniper rifle and took many shots at the Boom guns until it didn't work.
Bewm tries to run at me with a shotgun. I shot him with the SMG, and he died, dropping a few grenades. I use one of the grenades and throw it at Boom, who jumped down from his gun and exploded into a bloody mess. After that, Deathtrap digitized, and I walked to the big gun with Claptrap following me. We saw large metal gates that were blocking our way to Captain Flynt, and then Claptrap came up with a bright idea.
"Damn gate, it's locked. I got it; minion used the cannon and blasted the gate at this spot I'm standing near," he said, standing in the middle behind the gate.
I get on the cannon, and I'm ready for the Claptrap move so that I can fire the cannon at the gate. But he doesn't.
"Minion, when I move, you fire the cannon at this spot. Just wait until I get it. Now one last time, I-" I cut him off when I shot the cannon at him and the gate I couldn't resist.
But I'm sure he's fine than a bunch of Flynt men come storming at me. Luckily the cannon still worked and started to blast them away or into bits until none them weren't running out of the gate. Now I have just to find Claptrap to where I blew him somewhere at Flynt camp.