Do you like work? Well, Kasumi certainly doesn't, but he has to work anyways... Poor guy... Maybe he can convince Asuha to help him? Probably not. Includes fantastic forehead from the Doudemo li Sekai Nante light novel (among other characters).

You will lose brain cells reading this, please stop. A collection of extremely shitty jokes.

"Why does Kanagawa have a navy, and why are all its sailors armed with spears? It doesn't seem that useful when the Unknown are all airborne." — "You are clearly not a very creative individual." — One-shot. Based on the useless background Kanagawa spearmen in the anime.