Chapter #0: a new job

Team Fortress 2 Universe

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The crazy mercenaries of from the greatest company called:

Of course the crazy crazy mercenaries happen on a lot of Misadventures and a lot of crazy stuff…

But in the Year 2000…

had been through a lot of stuff ever since Grey Mann tried to take over the company..

Mercenaries were able to be reassembled and we're able to take down Grey Mann and the classic Merc.

But this time however the Mercenaries quit their job.. However, other Mercenaries decided to stay.

Saxton Hale was having mixed feelings about having a few Mercenaries of Red Team and Blu Team. Saxton Hale needs to think of an idea to get new Mercenaries for Red Team and Blu Team.

Saxon Hale was pacing back and forth. He went back and forth completely in a lot of stress by losing a lot of money.

Damn it. Those bloody winkers were actually coming up and leaving my damn business just to leave me alone dry. Saxon Hale said, furious. Where the hell am I going to get myself a lot of bloody idiots for me to fill up the Red Team and Blue Team.

No one would actually be willing to sign up for my company because those damn hippies will actually come in and ruin everything. If only I could find some other idiots in another universe. Saxon Hale stopped before a lightbulb in a comedic way popped on his head.

That's bloody fantastic. Maybe I should. Why should I have thought about this a long time ago? Maybe I should find some other wankers to fight my battles for me. I am such a bloody genius. Saxon Hale said proudly to himself. However, Saxton Hale realized that he couldn't create the machine.

He called in the two engineers from Blue Team and Red Team to come here, Saxton Hale explained to the two engineers from Red and Blue to build a teleporter that can actually find some other candidates from other universes to join their team to become part of the new replacements. The two engineers nodded. The two engineers decided to build the dimensional teleporter. It took some time, even a few seconds.

Meanwhile, in the Red versus Blue universe

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that took place in season 15, but in more of an alternate way, without the Blues and Reds causing troubles, the Reds and Blues, after defeating Malcolm Hargrow and losing their AI companion, also the leader of Blue Team Epsilon, also known as Leonard Church, sacrificed himself. Things weren't the same for the reds and blues. Blues? They were doing their usual thing, but after getting themselves some R and R far away from chorus with new bases, they were completely bored, absolutely fucking bored from not doing anything exciting. Blue Team. Blue Team. Blue Team members. Agent Washington agent Carolina lavernius Tucker Tucker michael J. Caboose franklin doc.

Doc. Red Team, team serge Daxter griff dick Simmons, Lopez, heavy franklin Donut many of the Reds and Blues were bored out of their minds and that there was nothing interesting for them to do at the Blue base. The Blue Team was rather groaning, except for Caboose, who was rather dumbfounded by everything.

God damn it, there's nothing interesting to do ever since we defeated Malcolm Hargrow. Tucker complained. Quit your whining, Tucker. I mean, there could be more things we can do, like exercising, Washington said to Tucker.

Hell no. I remember the last time you did the obstacle course, cohort I literally almost died. Tucker yelled back at Washington.

All right, enough you two, Carolina said to the two of them. I don't know, everything seems neat. Caboose said.

No one Ask you. The Blue teams yelled at Caboose.

I just wish something interesting would happen instead, well, sitting around doing nothing. That's when the moment a portal appeared in front of Blue Team, only for the Blue Team to be completely shocked and aimed at their weapons.

Blue Engineer stepped out, raising his hands. His hands meant he wasn't coming for any hostile intentions. Blue Engineer. Now. Now. I don't think we should not get so hostile. I have some job offerings for you. The Blue Team looked at each other with intrigue.

With job offerings. Go on. What exactly is this job? Carolina said witht intrigue

The same thing also happened at Redbase with the Red Engineer explaining the same thing as well as a job. They'll pay them. Them. Red Team was rather intrigued only for Grif to say this hell no. I'm going to stay here and be lazy for the rest of my life. Of course you will, fat ass. I'll perhaps shoot you right now, starred shed to Grif. Of course you would be. You've always been lazy. Like you haven't done anything interesting for some time. Simmons said to Griff.

only for Griff to say this to Simmons like hell does. You know and kiss ass. You always like to suck up for everything.

Serge pumped a shot, got in shot silencing the two buffoons. Serge looked back at the Red Engineer with intrigue. What exactly is this job offering you've got for us?

The Red Engineer said, well, let's just say I'm willing to give you a job offer to become part of the new Red Team replacement. Seeing our old Red teammates have left, I was willing for any offering he might actually get.

Perhaps maybe we can. After all, we're one hell of a team that can actually do anything. So maybe we could actually find gasoline fighting against some Blues for once. Sarge said with excitement. Of course you would. You never changed.

Ever since that ever since your whole life was nothing more but a lie. Grif said

only for Grif to get headbutted by Sard shotgun, by Fry, by his anger. Only for the Red Engineer to say, So you accept the OB job offer? Sarge turned at the Red Engineer with excitement.

Of course I will show those Blues what it really means to shed Red blood on the battlefield. And by God, I will do it for my ancestors. Sarge said saluting with Lopez carrying the flag.

To Be Continued...