"Mike couldn't become the best basketball player in the world, so he wanted to become the Simps World Champion. He first succeeded in getting his girlfriend MARINA the title of Grand Goddess of Freemasonry from a Freemason, but while he was thinking about the next step in his career he was interrupted by Bugs Bunny who told him that an extra-terrestrial who had stolen Simp's talent from the great simp champion Jeff, who was a very big simp who had paid his wife several billion dollars after his divorce, wanted to take on Bugs Bunny and the Looney Tuns in a best simp tournament. Bugs Bunny said to Mike, "That alien stole Jeff's Simp talent, and we need your help, Mike, or we're going to lose! Mike agreed to represent the Looney Tuns in the match, but the alien who had stolen Jeff's Simp talent opened hostilities by offering his girlfriend $1 billion, so Mike retaliated by founding a Micronation, which he managed to have officially recognized by 14 powerful and prestigious institutions. officially recognized by 14 powerful and prestigious institutions and gave his girlfriends very important titles within his Micronation and sent recharge pcs with hearts drawn on them to his girlfriend Lolie and when he went for drinks in the bar where Lolie worked , The first time, she wore sneakers because she had no idea Mike was going to drop by, but the following times, as Lolie knew her feet were giving Mike back and she suspected he was going to drop by, she wore heeled sandals with pink polish to make him understand who the boss was, and when Mike came up to Lolie to pay for his beer, she looked at him with a smirk, saying 'ah! which motivated Mike to send Lolie more pcs refills, but the head of the tournament jury between the extra-terrestrial and the looney tunes always pointed to the extra-terrestrial as having the advantage, so Mike asked his girlfriends Marine and Elodie if he could send them pcs refills too. Marine just accepted the conversation without answering and collected the money, and Elodie didn't accept the conversation. At this point, the jury foreman assured them that the extra-terrestrial still had the upper hand, and the looney tunes began to worry, until Mike learned that Marine, Lolie, Elodie and Julie, to whom Michael had also sent money, had taken Mike to court, dissociating themselves from the man who had paid them money and given them important titles within his Micronation, on the grounds that this was harassment. Mike was sentenced to a hefty fine, but attempted a final masterstroke that would tip the tournament in favor of the looney tunes, for when he told the court that if his daughters were really his victims, then it wasn't the state that he should pay the fine to, but all those girls who should get the money, as soon as the judge agreed to his request, the tournament jury declared Mike and the looney tunes the winners of the simps tournament. Then all the looney tunes fought to get Mike's autograph, and when they got one, they flaunted it like a trophy, shouting "Mike! Mike! Mike!". And that's how Mike became the greatest Simp of all time.