Jack, who'd had no success with women in his youth and who'd been robbed of the limelight by scum in flip-flops and soccer shirts who spit on the ground, and with a qi of 25, had started frequenting escort girls , porn sites and phone sex lines, until one day he decided to contact the Club Di Giulietta or Juliet Club, a club based in Verona, Italy, which was the setting for William Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet. Juliet, in which a group of women nicknamed Juliet's Secretaries answered thousands of love letters in all languages, signing their letters "Juliet" in reference to Juliet Capulet, and which was a partner club of Verona's highly prestigious Nicolis Museum dedicated to vintage cars. Jack recounted his heartbreak with Lolita, which had brought him low to the ground, and how he had ended up submissive at Lolita's feet to Juliette's secretaries, who replied with a kind message signed "Juliette". So from that moment on, Jack's heartbreak with Lolita had joined the Shakespearean adventure of Romeo and Juliet, and their story had been set in stone forever. Jack and Lolita had their place forever in Shakespeare's work, while the scum in flip-flops and soccer shirts who spit on the ground had theirs.
