It's certainly been a while. For those who have been reading my other fics, you know that I have been updating newer work. I hope that the new year has been treating you better than me. The last update was back in November 2024.

Lots of stuff has happened since the last time. Things have been crazy now and for the next few weeks, things are going to be normal. At least, I hope so. Knock on the table and hope it stays that way.

It's time to talk about numbers. Something that I always like doing with fics like these.

763 favorites. 49 more since the last time. With the quiet way how things have been, we're getting new of those every once in a while.

690 followers. 40. Follows up nicely along the favorites and who knows? Maybe, I'll get past 700 when it's the fifth anniversary of this fic.

78 reviewers so that means 2 more. It's a good thing that the requester and I have a long plan as this number would really make me freaking pissed. Guys, is it too much to ask for you all to write reviews?

At least, I won't have to threaten to make you all wait for months as it takes me that long between updates. So make of that what you will.

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Skywalker on chapter 19 on the 6th of November, 2024. We'll keep them in consideration. Shuri is a bit tricky as she's dead.

Woman of the fandom.

Garnet. Dragonaut Resonance.

This chapter takes place right after the previous one but as I know that not many of you'll read it, I'll use the same things.

Started on 18/03/2025

Ended on 21/03/2025

Out of the woods came another woman, and Issei recognized that she wasn't there for a chat. Issei thanked the fact that his dick could take it easier as there was another fight first.

The woman in front of him was eye-catching, to say the least. But it wasn't just that. Her presence was enough to create fear in many a man. But Issei wasn't outdone by that presence just yet.

The way she carried herself was a mixture of strength and grace. But that wasn't the first thing on her. No, it was that dark brown skin that made Issei think of her as exotic.

The dark crimson eyes pierced at the two as Issei stood in between her and her prey.

Raven black hair, much like Akeno or Raynare as crimson was mixed in with them, a bit like Rias. It gave the entire color light violet rather than really pink. Sharing with those three, was the long hair that hung over her shoulders. It framed that face with high cheekbones and a pointed chin, which made Issei think of her as some sort of predator.

But that wasn't the only thing that Issei found striking. The armored suit of dark, metallic scales made Issei think of her as some sort of dragon. It was sleek and very form-fitting, showcasing her incredible body, and highlighting those impossible big rack of her.

The arms were coated in long, fingerless gloves, most likely done by the same material as the bodysuit. She was wearing a short cloak over her back, and invisible to Issei, it was donning a crest of Dragon Hunters.

He didn't miss the daggers at her sides, showcasing the beauty of them, which he believed showcased her proficiency as a hunter. But that wasn't the only weapon on her. It appeared that she had taken a katana along as well.

Issei found that she had much less to surmise, largely due to the fact that he wasn't wearing a single piece of clothing.

"I want to avoid troubles. But I believe that you are looking for them. As you know my name, I am wondering. May I know yours?"

The statuesque beauty scoffed as she recognized herself.

"Garnet MacLaine. I believe it's fair that you know the name of the person who is going to kill you."

Issei smirked as he heard the words. Many had threatened him with that demise but none of them have succeeded in killing him. This Garnet would be a tough opponent but not unbeatable. He'd fight her as he had done with all others before.

But his years as a warrior had taught him that he was better prepared for every fight.

Never underestimate your foe, a lesson that he learned through pain and bloodshed.

Which meant that he would fight her with everything he got. Pulling out a Dragon apple from a pocket dimension, he knew that he was better off eating the small fruit. He'd be thanking Azazel for making that invention.

The juices and bites filled his body with energy and vigor. One thing that he'd need. Even as he had Machina done before, there was no denying the fact that he was hungry for more. It also gave him some time to look over his foe a bit more.

Despite all the armor that she was wearing, those tits were defying all the logic of making armor. There was a grin covering his face.

Those mammaries would be bouncing up and down just a good bit. He could thank the freedom of being naked as his cock grew harder from that image alone. A grin, half lecherous, half confidence covered his face as he looked her over.

"Thanks for that snack. I needed that." Garnet just simply scoffed as she looked him over.

"It does not matter. I believe that you should get out of the way. You might have claimed my prey but that doesn't stop her from being my prize."

The Red Dragon looked her over as he knew that she wouldn't give up that easily. Still, he hoped that diplomacy would be one way to calm her down. Which would have worked better if he wasn't naked and aroused. From the looks of it, Garnet clearly didn't appreciate being ogled.

"There is no need for the Dragon Hunters to act out. I have tamed Machina and Navi. They won't be acting out anytime soon. And if you need to ask, Rebecca and Veronica can attest to this as well."

The eyes of Garnet narrowed as they pierced into Issei's. If he had been a younger version, he'd cower but now, he stood ready. She was strong, no point in denying that but he knew that he could handle her.

"Do you think I should believe that? Even if you are the Sekiryuutei, you're still a Devil. What makes you think that you can keep them under control?"

His grin kept on being confident as his gaze remained on Garnet. "I'm a lot stronger than you think. But if you need proof, then fine."

With a flash of light, Issei's Boosted Gear armor materialized around his body, accentuating his lean, muscular physique. His eyes turned glowing gold, dragon-like pupils dilating as he prepared to face off against Garnet.

"Oh, that works just fine. If you want me to stop doing my duty, then show me how strong you really are, Devil." Garnet drew her katana and readied herself for battle.

"A warning should be fine for you. I won't be so easily beaten." Issei laughed as the sound echoed through the woods.

"Let's see what you got. I look forward to that."

Those were the only words spoken as they raced to each other. Their weapons clashed, her katana against the braces of his [Sacred Gear]. The air vibrated with each powerful blow, enough to make small debris fly up.

Issei could thank his [Boosted Gear] as he could keep up with Garnet's movements which were faster than he had expected. She could give Kiba or many experienced [Knights] a run for their money.

Issei couldn't help but admire Garnet's grace and power. Every moment that she made was fluid and precise. Her body was twisted and bent showing off that incredible physique, including the way how her tits bounced around.

Arousal grew in him as his cock strained against his armor.

'Note to self, next time you fight in Balance Breaker, wear at least underwear. This wouldn't be so great if it didn't strain so much.'

He couldn't wait until he had her in his arms, pinning her to the ground and doing whatever his mind could cum up with it.

His foe would never say it but Garnet found herself captivated by the way how Issei fought. His power was raw and his determination was unyielding. A Devil he might but he was just as much Dragon.

With each clash of their weapons, she could feel a thrill in her body. How would those hands be when they explored her body? Would they carry the same intensity that he used in battle? She could only hope for that.

Would losing this fight really be so bad?

The battle reached its climax as Issei managed to land a final blow on Garnet, knocking her katana away. He only needed an instant to close the distance as he pressed his armor against her and floored down.

"It seems that I have won."

A grin that carried resignation but also eagerness covered Garnet's beautiful face.

"Indeed you have. Now, claim your prize."

"Well, you beat me on the battlefield. See if you can make my body submit to you. Do your worst, Sekiryuutei."

The armor went off, exposing his naked body again. And with that, Garnet was now fully introduced to the giant erection that Issei was sporting.

Pinning her to the ground, Issei let his lust take over. He had done the same with Machina in the cave, what would be so wrong of doing it outside with Garnet? Besides, the sight of Garnet's chest straining against her bosom would be a good enough reason to claim her here.

His hands were fast on tearing away the protective plates that covered Garnet's breasts. When the dark metallic scales fell away, it revealed the same smooth, flawless brown skin as her face, and not only that.

Two perfect, heavy mounds that were perfectly designed for milking cocks.

Garnet let out a gasp as Issei cupped her tits, fingers sinking into the soft flesh. But it didn't stay with one simple touch. His fingers began to knead and squeeze those tits. Despite the manhandling of her breasts, her nipples hardened.

"Ahn!" She couldn't help but let out a soft moan as those same hardened nipples were rolled between his thumbs and forefingers.

His grin would be boyish if his eyes weren't so dark with desire. He positioned himself above her.

"You know what I want to do to you, right?" His cock was throbbing with need as it pressed against the valley of her cleavage.

Her eyes began to follow the same arousal as himself. She pushed herself back as her breasts became a tight channel so that Issei could shove his cock in between them. His head slipped between Garnet's warm, pillowy tits.

At first, he started slowly as he savored the feeling of her skin against his cock while he fucked her tits.

Issei had fucked many tits when his career began and he had found categories where he could place women.

Garnet fell in the category "Biggest tits, excellent for tittyfucks". Shizuka, Rangiku, Tsunade, Yuko, Rias, Akeno, and Yasaka.

He was glad that he had this much experience, otherwise, he would have just lost himself between those breasts. Especially the heat that emanated from her body, knowing that she was getting as turned as he.

Garnet moaned as Issei's cock slid between those tits. Despite her massive endowment, Issei's cock was still able to come out of her cleavage and bump against her chin. She could taste the salty essence of his pre-cum on her tongue.

Issei just continued to fuck her tits but she was bumping it up a notch. Stroking the length with her hands, added an extra layer of stimulation. Her fingers danced on the shift. It was like his heart was beating through his cock.

Issei groaned in ecstasy, his hips went faster and harder, getting closer to his release. Pressure was building in his balls as Garnet's hands and breasts were working together in tandem.

"Fuck, your tits are amazing. Gonna."

She giggled, the sound so familiar as he heard it before.

"You're gonna cum? Don't hold back. Just cum. Cover my tits with your semen."

The groan was truly one of a Dragon as Issei let loose, spilling his cum all over the tits. Garnet watched in amazement as the young man coated her tits full with his semen.

She watched as his face contorted like a true warrior as he enjoyed riding out the orgasm, flooding her cleavage. Then she finally let him go.

Despite the amount of seed he pumped over her, he was still rockhard.

"Damn, what sort of guy are you?"

"The type of guy that wants more from you. I am not done." Garnet giggled as she moved into a new position, kneeling in front of him with her ass in the air and her legs were spread wide.

"If you are up for it, then claim your real prize. Come and claim it, if you dare."

His eyes widened as he looked at Garnet's bold offer. The sight of her ass and legs made his cock throb with a newfound desire, to take in the sight of a plump, round ass. He knew that he should be a bit more surprised by her invitation but nothing in him could resist claiming such a forbidden prize.

"Don't mind if I do," the growl really showed the animal that he could be. His greedy hands reached for the hips as he got himself behind her. The heat of her body was just rising up. She was just as eager for this as he was.

But then eyes of Garnet widened as she felt his head pushing on top of her puckered asshole.

"Issei, wait, you're not going to."

Before any more protests could be made, Issei pushed forward. At first, the resistance was intense, her sphincter clenched around his cock. It was as if wanted him to stay out but Issei would stop at nothing to claim his prize.

With a powerful thrust, he filled her ass fully, sinking into the tight heat of Garnet's asshole. She cried out as she felt Issei's thick prying her open.

The scream was a mix of pleasure and pain. Fingers dug into the soft grass as her knuckles turned white. She wasn't a stranger to sex but this in itself was something she had never imagined. The sensation was beyond anything she had ever experienced.

He groaned as her ass enveloped around him. Her walls were tight, gripping but also expanding. When her body stopped shaking, Issei began to move. The first moves were slow and deep thrusts, savoring the tightness of her ass and the way how her body seemed to accept his cock, molding itself around it.

But when Garnet began to push back against him, Issei picked up the pace. Not too hard as he wanted this relationship to last and completely scarring her would not be beneficial to that.

When her hips moved back faster, Issei bumped it up a notch again.

"Fuck, your ass feels so good." Issei moaned as the walls clenched around him.

"You're so big. Fuck, how are you so young and so hung?" Garnet felt herself lifted up as her body began to crack down around his cock.

She had always prided herself on being a strong Dragon Hunter. A woman with no need for anyone. A woman who would bow to no one.

Yet, here she was, on her knees, fucked into the dirt by a boy who was barely a fledging. Ironic how things turn out.

Issei had hoped that he could stave up longer but the visual fight and the fact of how this woman was, made it clear how fast his climax was approaching.

But he wouldn't, couldn't be outdone here. Reaching around, his fingers found Garnet's clit. Rubbing the sensitive nub while inserting a few fingers, made it feel like a double penetration.

There was another gasp.

"That's cheating"

"All is fair in love and war."

Issei simply chuckled as Garnet felt her body breaking. The stimulation of a cock deep in her ass, fingers on her clit, and in her cunt, it was so much as her own orgasm came in closer.

Issei continued to fuck her as she began to moan and groan louder.

"Oh, fuck. Issei, this feels!" She began to babble as she felt her body colliding closer, it was like the Dragon wanted to come out.

"Fuck my ass. Oh, fuck, just like that! Issei, fuck! This! Right! Fuck, yeah!" Issei loved the feeling around him, holding her tight as he was pumping into her.

He held onto her ass as the ass was growing even tighter around his thrusting cock. The sensation was so incredible, so warm. There was no holding it back now and nothing in him wanted to.

"Fuck, cumming!" He shouted as he buried himself deep in her asshole, his cock throbbing around as his hot seed came out for the umpteenth time that day, shooting his cum deep in her bowels. Garnet cried as she felt the heat of it filling her, making an orgasm crash over her in waves.

Their climax subsided as he pulled out, with Garnet flopping on the ground, panting and shaking from the intense release.

"Fuck. That was incredible." Issei managed to hoarse out as he felt so much satisfaction. Garnet chuckled as her voice was tinged with some smugness.

"Already giving up? You might be good at fighting but you can't be good at everything."

Issei pulled out of her ass, standing up despite shaky legs. He was not in the mood to let her talk like that.

"What a mouth on you, let's see how you deal with this."

A mischievous glint in her heterochromatic eyes played as she looked over at his still rock-hard cock.

"It seems that you made quite a mess, Devil. It's time for me to clean up." The smirk covered her face as she crawled closer to Issei's crotch. He could feel the hot breath on his cock.

The groan that came out of his mouth was quite boyish, his hips bucking as the Dragon Hunter's mouth slipped forward, her soft lips wrapping around the head of his cock, her tongue swirling around the tip as she tasted the mixture of their fluids.

"Oh, that feels good," Issei groaned as his fingers went into the long, violet hair as she began to bob her head up and down. The lips were soft, her tongue was doing magic on his length as she took him deeper in her mouth, even breaching her throat.

Garnet hummed, satisfied as she tasted the juices from not just him but also her. Salty but also sweet as their juices had mixed and were now tasted on her teeth. Hollowing her cheeks, she sucked harder while her head bobbed faster, making sure that she cleaned Issei's cock thoroughly.

It also came that Issei's grip on her hair grew tighter as she continued to blow him. His hips rolled in synch with her head bobbing. Despite blowing his load before on her, Issei felt that the hot, wet mouth was doing wonders as he was getting hard inside.

"Oh, fuck. Garnet." That sound he made two times before already as she knew what it meant. He was going to blow again. He was going to fill her mouth with his semen. That idea turned her on, so much that she wanted nothing more than that.

Her efforts redoubled as she went harder and faster at his cock, spit coming out as Issei buried himself in her throat.

His balls were churning with another load building up in them. He was going to blow and there would be no other place than her throat. His hands tightened around her head as he forced his cock deep into her throat.

His voice barely resembled a boy but was closer to the animal that he really was.

"CUMMING!" He shouted as thick ropes of semen came down her throat. Burst after burst was shot in as Garnet could feel the sperm going down in her stomach.

'This guy is unreal,' she thought as Issei let out in her before he pulled his cock back. The one thing that was evident was the fact that it was back clean. Or better put, other juices had taken the place of what was previously clinging to his cock.

"All cleaned up. But you seriously are one hell of a fucknut." She could see how hard he still was. Getting back up, she looked down at his cock, knowing that he wouldn't be outdone just yet.

With a grunt, Issei grabbed her shoulders and pushed her back to the ground. Before she could get up, Issei's hands circled around and grabbed her arms as he pinned her down.

"So you're not done with me, just yet?" She asked as her eyes were shooting hearts in their eyes, knowing well enough what Issei had in mind for her.

The Sekiryuutei grinned at her as his eyes were full of similar mischief and desire.

"Going to claim my real prize," he growled as his hips pressed forward, grinding his hard, throbbing cock against her hot folds.

She knew exactly what he meant, to the victor went the spoils after all.

She gasped as Issei rubbed against her pussy, her body arched up as she searched for more of the wonderful friction. If it would be anything like the way he fucked her ass, she would be more than willing to let him enter.

"Oh, and you think that you can make me?"

Even as she taunted him, her legs spread wider as she wanted nothing more than for Issei to slam his huge cock right into her pussy.

Issei's chuckle was darker than she expected him. His hands were roaming over the body as he squeezed her curves, kneading the soft breasts as he positioned himself on top of Garnet, his cock getting closer to her entrance.

"I have done so before and I'll do so again." His words were barely a whisper, but low and filled with desire.

With that said, Issei thrusted forward, burying his thick cock right into Garnet's tight pussy. Garnet cried out, not in pain but in pleasure as her walls clenched at first before they stretched, accommodating his length. She had never taken a mate and now, she could feel how the first man was ruining her for others.

The man groaned at the sensation of Garnet's pussy gripping him, much like her ass had done. Her slick walls rippled around his shaft. He didn't move at first, letting her grow used to the length as he enjoyed the tightness and warmth of her pussy.

Her hands scrabbled at his back as her nails dug into his skin, holding onto him for dear life. She felt herself pried open by his cock but she could also feel the unyielding pleasure. Then she nodded.

"You can move now."

Issei smiled and didn't waste any time. He started slowly though. He went deep but not too powerfully just yet. He was savoring the feeling of her body as he was claiming her.

Before long, her body started to rock with his own. The sounds of their flesh slapping onto as before filled the air, their moans and groans accompanying the cacophony of pleasure.

When Issei felt that she could take more, he picked up the pace as Garnet wrapped her long legs around his waist, her ankles locked behind his back, pulling him deeper in.

It allowed Issei to hit another spot inside her, causing her to see stars, her mouth dropping open as he pounded into her.

Issei could feel another climax approaching as the pressure grew tighter in him once again. Reaching down, he rubbed the clitoris in her body, his fingers circling around the sensitive nub, bringing Garnet even higher with him.

Her body tensed at Issei's touch, it sent hurtling towards her own release. It caused her walls to clamp down around his cock as a vise.

"Oh, fuck, Issei! Don't stop, please don't stop!"

Issei growled in response, his hips snapped forward, fucking Garnet harder and faster, determined to make her submit to him as she had told him to do. The feeling of her hot, tight, wet pussy around his cock was almost too much to bear. He knew that he was close to his own release.

There was one last powerful thrust in her as buried himself in her womb. His cock throbbed as he filled her with his hot seed. It proved to be the final push as Garnet screamed in pleasure. It appeared that his climax was what she needed to come undone as well.

They rode out the aftershocks of their climax as Issei collapsed on top of Garnet, his weight pressing her down on the earth.

Both were panting and shaking, their bodies were still joined.

He was the first to recover as he looked at her.

Despite the way that she tasted, Issei didn't care as he kissed her senselessly. When their lips parted, a thin line connected the two before it fell down.

"So does that mean you're submitting to me?" His hand smoothed over her belly where he could feel the evidence of his climax.

Garnet laughed softly as her fingers traced patterns on his back as they lay together again.

"Sure do. You rocked my world and I'm never letting you go."

Despite her history, she knew better than to complain about something good that came her way. Issei really had proven himself as a Dragon and that bore weight now.

For now, she was content to snuggle in his arms, her mind already drifting to the ways that this relationship could develop. But that were worries for when she'd wake up.

Scene skip

If there was one thing that Issei would thought he'd never had, it was the fact that he'd inherit a great share of Dragon Land.

It came as a reward for helping the Dragons with the clash of the Hunters. Tannin had been adamant that Issei received proper compensation. Humble as he was, but with the way that he had been thought, Issei gratefully accepted the gifts.

And all the benefits that came with it.

There were many ways that he could celebrate. And celebrate he did. The party that the Gremory threw him, was one that he'd remember fondly for the rest of his life. But what he got now, was just as good.

Kneeling against a tree, overlooking a giant lake, he was seated as Machina and Garnet had claimed him as their own treasure.

The two had undressed as it revealed smooth, soft skin and generous curves. But their hands had joined in to undress him as they touched and kissed all over him. They took the sight in for a moment as they marveled at his excellent physique.

"Let's see what you're made of, Issei." Garnet had stopped calling him Devil and used his real name. He grinned as he reached up and cupped the large breasts of Machina. The feeling of her soft, warm tits spilling in his hands made his cock only grow harder.

Before long, they sank to their knees as their breasts pressed against his legs. The look in their eyes only made him harder as they knew exactly what to do.

Together, they took his rock-hard flesh pipe and sandwiched his cock between their large, heavy, warm, and oh-so-soft tits.

"Oh, yes." His groan was pure joy as the two began to move, their breasts sliding alongside his shaft as they worked together. Garnet reached to stroke his balls, her fingers rolling the heavy set of balls while Machina focused on his head.

Her tongue flickered around on the pre-cum that was coming out already.

Issei wouldn't just sit there and do nothing. What would they take him for? A lazy bastard. He was the furthest thing from that.

With the way their bodies were positioned, it proved little trouble to reach down and both of their faces lit up as they felt his long, strong fingers entering their pussies. A gasp came out as their hips rocked against his touch.

He marveled at the sensation of their breasts, surrounding his throbbing shaft, the soft flesh glided along his length as they moved in perfect synch.

Garnet could feel the orbs more. He knew exactly how much semen was stored in that and she could hardly wait until he emptied herself in him.

They worked together in a frenzy as they all moved faster, chasing after their pleasure. Issei's fingers had gone deeper into their pussies, his touch bringing them closer to their climax.

"Oh, just like that."

The pressure on his cock increased as the soft tits were hammering down harder on him. His cock began to throb harder in need as their mouths crushed on his dick.

Flicking out their tongues, they tasted his imminent release. Together, they worked to bring Issei to his release as their pussies were getting their own blasting.

From below, Issei kept on pumping his hips as they knew exactly what they could expect from him. With one final, powerful thrust, he let loose over all of them, painting their faces and tits white with his semen.

Moaning in pleasure, their tongues darted to lick off the excess from their lips, noses, and tits, how far they could taste him.

They even started licking off each other before it ended with a full make-out scene right in front of him.

He collapsed on the grass, his chest heaving, catching his breath from the fucking. Machina and Garnet crawled up to him their breasts pressing against him.

"That was incredible," Garnet purred, her voice low and seductive as she looked up at Issei with lust-filled eyes. "But we're not done with you yet."

Machina nodded in agreement, her hand already stroking Issei's cock as it began to stir once more. "We've still got plenty of time to play," she said with a wicked grin.

Issei groaned in anticipation as his body responded instantly.

Silently, the two exchanged a glance as they moved back and lay in the soft grass the two were pressed from on top of each other.

Machina laid down while Garnet got on top of her, their legs were spread wide as they wanted to invite him.

Issei didn't waste any time as he got behind them, kneeling between them. His cock throbbed as he wanted to bury himself deep in their hot, wet depths.

Machina was the first one as he got into the hot entrance, groaning already as he filled her up. Her walls clenched around him as they gripped him like a vise.

The bluenette cried out as Issei fucked her, her hands pinned by Garnet who loved the way that she acting. Not that Issei wasn't done with her either as his fingers found her sopping cunt and inserted them.

Before long, Garnet joined in with Machina as Issei screwed against her hand. The foreplay from before had gotten her on edge before and the sight of Machina moaning underneath her was already a sight to behold.

"Oh, fuck, look at you," Her former target grabbed her head as a sinful kiss was pressed on her lips, making her cum closer.

The cries echoed through her mouth as Issei's thrusts became more powerful. Garnet could feel every movement through their bodies and the fingers that had entered her.

Issei switched his focus, pulling out of Machina and positioning his cock higher to enter Garnet. With a swift thrust, the pinkette felt his cock entering her, making her moan in the way that he had done.

Machina whimpered as she was getting closer but his fingers had taken its place. Rubbing her clit, she could feel how he used the same rhythm to fuck Garnet.

They were lost in pleasure, as their moans filled the air. If they weren't eating out of each other's mouths.

Issei had learned to bring women to climax on the same point. Another perk of his job. But it would take time before they learned the simultaneous climax as Akeno and Rias.

Garnet was the first to cum as her pussy clenched around his cock, milking him dry. She would have screamed louder if she hadn't been kissing Machina.

Issei was right behind her as he filled her up but he wasn't going to let her have it all. Even when he was cumming, his cock was aimed right at Machina, filling her to the brim as well.

That hot seed in her pussy was enough for Machina to follow with the other two as they shook with the force of the orgasms. They all collapsed on top of each other, a tangle of limbs and sweat-slicked skin as they struggled to catch their breath.

For a moment, they just lay there, basking in the afterglow of their orgasm as they were happy. Issei felt his cock finally getting somewhat soft.

"That was fun," he said as he rolled out of the mess, looking at the panting women. Neither Garnet nor Machina could speak as their brains were still catching up to their orgasms.

Yeah, he really could get used to a life like this.

As if his life wasn't already filled with a lot of fucking and fun.

I'm surprised that I finished it this fast. Not sure what came over me. A stroke of inspiration and drive. Or the fact that I pulled a muscle and took a few sick days for the first time in over a year.

Well, I hope you all liked this. We'll have much more in June with the anniversary of five years.

I thank you all for your support. See you then.

Saluut.