Chapter 13: Carry on my wayward son

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(((Jaune)))

[2nd February 6017]

Finally, the weapon supplies that Soren orders has arrived to the junkyard where the Rust Bucket is docked. Soren had sent me to receive them on his behalf, as he is busy with a town meeting to sort out arrangements for the territories now that Tessa is leaving and Uncle Ben is moving over to West Gate to look after the orphanage full-time. This means Soren no longer has any reason to hold into Central anymore.

From what I heard from the Malachite twins tho, it's likely that Soren will give it over to Xiong Hei to watch over. He's the only gang leader that Soren had remotely liked, and Soren had never killed a Red Axe member as far as I recalled.

A large airship with the Winchester Guns Company logo emblazoned to both sides of its hull landed just above the junkyard. The cargo doors by its side opens, and some smaller aircrafts, two Hoverbikes fly down to me who was standing near Rust Bucket.

"Hey there! I'm Cardin Winchester, though you can call me Dean for shorts. This is my little brother, Sam!"

The 'little' brother gives me a tip of his cowboy hat. So much for little. Guy was built like a moose!

"Yea, I'm Jaune Arc. Soren send me over to oversea the weapons get installed."

"Right.", Dean nodded. "How's the kiddo these days?"

"Well, I guess he got a girlfriend now, I supposed. Or another girlfriend. I'm not really sure."

Dean whistles. "Heh, just like his pops! Well, I wished we could hang out longer to share some new hunting stories, but that'll have to wait, since we got a Wendigo case to chase after once we're done with the delivery. Tell Soren to stop by the Winchesters by the summer, Jaune."

"Okay, will do."

Sam then took out a list. He began to recite each of the item listed to make sure they got everything.

"3 set of Gatling guns, one magic cannon, 10 crates of ammunitions and 5 crates of Dust Crystals, Zeppelin-grade. Do I got everything right?"

I checked the list that Soren given me and nodded. "yep, that's everything. Come here, Neptune! Sun! Help the workers set the cargo down!"

"Alright, alright!", Neptune got out from adjusting the engine. "Sun, get the crane ready! We gonna finish up installing the weapons today!"

Sun gives a salute and ran over to the crane car. Sam and Dean looked over the cargos being hauled down and then open up the crates for final inspection.

"Looks good, the Winchesters always makes the best guns", Neptune compliments them. I know nothing about engineering, so I can't exactly offer my own insights.

"heh, don't let the Colts hear that.", Dean grinned. "Anyway, now that it's settled, we'll be moving on folks! Good to do business with y'all .", he and Sam then tipped their cowboy hats to us.

Heh, West Sanusians. They have some quirky cultures, alright.

I wave at them as they leave and the WGC airship takes off and leave toward west. I heard Wendigos are some of the most fearsome monsters in West Sanus. I hope they'll do fine in their hunt.

For now, I will be busy helping Neptune installing the weapons. Now where's the wrench?

(((Soren)))

"LET ME CUT THE DICK OFF THAT SLUMDOG!!!"

"I didn't even sleep with her, man! Just calm down already!"

"YOU SURE AS HELL TRIED THOUGH!"

I sigh as I preside over the…. Whatever community court is going on right now.

Mrs Zane is what you may call as a cliché hentai housewife. You know, the one that has unrealistically asexual husband and so ended up cheating on him left and right behind his back? Yep, that's Mrs Zane.

I hooked up with her once but eh, I wasn't that into MILF, I guess. I sincerely don't see what's the big deal really. The again, I am the type that's more into kouhai tags, so there's that.

Neptune was this playboy character back in RWBY, right? It always strikes me as OOC as hell that Weiss got a crush over NepNep. I was pretty sure her character setting is the kind that despise flirty guys like Neptune. Somehow NepNep call her Snow Angel once and she melt right on the spot.

And she berated canon Jaune so much over that lameass pickup line. What a hypocrite.

Anyway, as if by somesort of divine punishment, this AU NepNep has zero rizz. He flirts just like in canon, but apparently without his KPOP fashion showing off how rich he was (probably ) it doesn't go so well. The grease and oil smell doesn't help.

Our of pity, I decide to just throw him to the town whore just to let him lose his virginity. Its Mrs Zane, she spread her legs for even for Homeless Jack.

Turns out, not even Mrs Zane can beat NepNep's Zero Rizz Curse. She immediately calls her husband and Mr Zane dragged Neptune's ass to me kicking and screaming.

"Look, Zane.", I try to pacify him "He's just a stupid kid. He goes to your wife and try to flirt but he picked up the wrong lady. How about we settle this with just you punching him in the face and be done with it?"

"He call my wife to Town's Bicycle and he wants to take her for a ride! I won't let this insult slide, Coldforge!"

Maybe if you're not a beta piece of shit and actually fuck her, she wouldn't let the whole town take her for a ride. I can't believe just how dense this guy is. It's gotta be somekind of a curse.

Also, for fucks sake, go fuck your wife! We got hundreds of performance potions for this for fucks sake! Small penis? We get a potion for it. Quickshot? We get a potion for it. Stamina? Potion!

"Okay, you can go beat him up. Hell, hang him by the tree if you want. But that's my ship engineer. Are you sure you want to get rid of my man?"

Whatever haze of anger that clouding his judgement fades away, and replaced by dread. "N-no, Sir Coldforge! I wouldn't dare to inconvenient you!"

"Then, fuck off. And actually go fuck your wife for once! Or get divorced, whatever! Your wife is actually is a Town's Bicycle. I should know, I ride her too!"

Mr Zane eyes went wide and went through a cycle of emotions before settling, nope, he ain't dying just to punch me for fucking his wife. Whatever, I'm doing him a favor by finally ripping off the band-aid over his wife infidelity.

"Thanks for bailing me out, Soren." Neptune get up from the ground and brush off the dirt off his pants.

"Whatever man. Seriously, how did you fail to land her too? Mrs Zane is so loose!"

"I don't know man. I just go, hey, I heard you're a loose woman, let's hook up! She then slapped me and called her husband."

I facepalmed. This fucking idiot, I swear. Whatever, I don't even like Neptune back in canon. I only bothered taking him in just to engineer my zeppelin really. I'm gonna ditch his ass as soon as I can find a replacement.

"Just go back and check up Rust Bucket or whatever.", I wave him off.

"Aye aye, captain."

Ok, now what?

Oh yea, I need a medic.

Looking over to north, where I can see tall skyscrapers of Lake Lullaby City, man that is a pain in the ass to type I better figure out a better name later. Anyway, I look over the direction of that megacity. The faux-fifth Blue Zone.

The corrupt city hiding under the glamour of Hunters.

Ding ding ding, dear readers, guess who's gonna be the medic I will found in Lull City. Yep that's it, that's what we're calling the damn place now.

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(((A/N)))

- No one likes Cardin Winchester, so I replace him with Sam and Dean Winchester from Supernatural. Because this is a fanfic, expect other characters from many sort of tv shows, animes, movies and so on to get stolen and adapted here. I'm too lazy to make up too many OCs and the canon RWBY rosters doesn't give me much to work with. Besides, we all know how much everyone dislike OCs anyway.

Just to be clear, this won't be a mega X-Over. The stolen… I mean inspired characters will be adapted to the Drifting Legacy canon. This just means those rip-off characters such as Goblin Slayer, John Wick, Emiya Shero (this is just examples, not confirmed) and so on are not isekaid into the DLverse but rather Alternates that is born into the DL's Remnant.