Coming to Black manor I chuckle seeing the kids take off running in and screaming happily.
Hearing Walburga yelling I shake my head following the sound to the library and lean on the door seeing Myrtle getting up with a manic grin "what happened now?" I ask.
"Your insane friend happened" Walburga hisses.
"She doesn't like my cookies" Myrtle screeches pointing at Walburga.
"They are crude and improper"
"Anaideia likes them"
"Ana is a deviant pervert of course she does"
Rolling my eyes I walk over grabbing the box seeing very detailed cookies of naked men and women each differently built.
Seeing one that can only be based off a Carrow I raise my brow seeing one that looks like me "Myrtle why am I an erotic cookie?" I ask.
"Oh you're very popular same as Walburga and Cygnus" she says proudly then frowns looking at me "I need to know what you look like" she says calmly stalking closer.
"Why?" I ask narrowing my eyes at her keeping my distance.
"To make it more realistic I can't have it being to small or big" she says with a purr to her voice before growling playfully.
"This is what I was dealing with she tried to grab my breasts to get her information" Walburga says huffing.
Laughing slightly I move away from her shaking my head before pushing Walburga to her and running "sorry Walburga but Minnie will hex me to death and revive me just to do it again" I call back hearing her screaming at me.
Hearing someone chasing me I shiver hearing Myrtle cackling "Minnie, get Myrtle" I scream.
Rushing out the back door I smirk seeing Cygnus checking on something.
Grabbing him I spin slamming him into Myrtle before running again, rushing back to the house I run to the bedroom finding Minnie looking over the Black family books.
Running up I wrap my arms around her waist spinning so she's between me and the door ignoring her Scottish ranting.
"Myrtle has erotic cookies of me and wants my measurements" I say quickly before she yells at me for interrupting her studies.
"This has been going on since first year Aquila" she says huffing.
"Don't blame me, it's her she's a pervert and obsessed with Carrow magical gifts" I hiss.
Seeing the door slam open I duck hiding behind Minnie "Aquila you stop acting like a frightened child and deal with her" Minnie orders making Myrtle cackle.
Glaring at Minnie I then smirk pointing to Myrtle "stop or I'm telling my Mommy" I screech pitching my voice to sound younger.
Myrtle stops and stares at me frowning as Minnie turns glaring at me "you'll tell your Mommy?" She asks in disbelief.
Crossing my arms I nod refusing to take my threat back as Myrtle laughs "who Walburga or Irma?" Myrtle asks.
"Yes and Madame Bones"
Seeing Myrtle stop laughing and glare at me I smirk raising my brow at her "you will tell Madame Bones?" She repeats.
Nodding I ignore Minnie looking at me frowning.
"And I'll tell Kreacher to not give you anymore cookies"
"I'm married to a child" Minnie hisses before stalking out.
"Strip Aquila" Myrtle orders smirking "I'll gladly deal with boney bones to make sure my cookies are perfect".
2 days later 10 pm
Sitting between Walburga and Minnie with everyone Myrtle used for her cookies, I cross my arms glaring at Myrtle holding a box smiling proudly.
"The new batch results are in and it's perfect" she says smugly before sitting it on the table.
I watch as she opens it pulling a cookie out "I'll admit I'm a little disappointed with Cygnus, he's not as impressive as some other models".
Frowning I refuse to look at the Cygnus cookie she gives each of us "Myrtle I do not want to see him naked".
"Oh my Kreacher, each cookie comes with modesty ribbons so you won't see anything"
Glancing at it I sigh seeing a ribbon over the cookie covering his privates "now Walburga I think I enjoyed making your's most" Myrtle says smirking at her before handing her cookie out.
Glancing at it I raise my brow at Myrtle "Aquila, you were impressive" she says before getting another.
"Dru you have the second spot of my enjoying making your cookie"
Sighing I rub forehead tilting my head back "Hagrid was very popular and Olympe was as well".
"Minnie your breast are bigger than I thought you would be" Myrtle says pulling another out.
Snapping my head up I glare at Myrtle while she ignores me pulling the final cookie out smirking "Madame Bones has a great body".
Looking at Myrtle I shake my head jumping over the back of the couch "no I'm not seeing Madame Bones like that Myrtle".
"Aquila stop being dramatic" Myrtle screeches pointing at me.
"No, you're making erotic cookies of us and our Master"
"It's fetish cookies" Anaideia says walking past grabbing a Madame Bones cookie.
"The fact you are selling cookies of your own sister naked is disturbing" I hiss.
"I'm the reason why they have modesty ribbons Aquila" she says shrugging.
Glaring at her I narrow my eyes at her "oh our cookies are very popular with Veelas we sold out of Hagrid and you with them".
"The Vampires seem to like Olympe and Walburga blood cookies best" Myrtle adds.