"Sam, we've gotta hit!" Dean called as he came in the Cabin with Castiel, poking his head in the empty kitchen.
He faintly heard Aziza's sweet laughter coming from upstairs, so he climbed the stairs and knocked on their door. He got no answer, so he knocked a little louder this time and heard something fall on the floor before the door cracked opened and Sam was sticking his head out.
"You, me, Cas, Demon hunting. Let's go!"
"Okay, gimme five minutes." Sam promised and before Dean could argue, the door shut in his face.
He went back downstairs and waited for Sam, reading over the newspapers about an alleged possession of the Priest for the church in a neighboring town; the pictures definitely showing the black eyes of a Demon inhabiting the leader of the mass. The church has been closed for a week since, but there have been reports of members of the clergy exhibiting the aftereffects of being possessed as well as going nuts in their own homes and scaring the daylights out of their families.
15 minutes ticked by and Dean loaded Cas into the Impala and honked the horn twice. Sam finally hurried out of the house and was trying to put his jacket on while Aziza was waving goodbye. Dean gave Sam the newspapers to look over as they drove to the church 3 hours away from their home to Meeker, Colorado and parked a block away from the church. They changed into their Priests' getup before loading their pistols and heading to the entrance of Exalt Haven Church. All the pews were empty, save for one at the front where a man wearing a black suit was sitting. They made their way over to the man and he stood before they could even introduce themselves.
"Crowley?" Sam said in confusion before an idea hit him. "Wait a minute, did you lure us here by possessing people?"
"You make it sound so creepy when you say it like that. But yes, Moose, I did. I need to talk to you two and there's a deal to be made too."
"You don't have anything we want and last I heard from a Demon, you're on the run from Hell because you're an escaped prisoner." Dean began.
"So whatever deals you had, the answer's no." Sam finished.
"I have the De-mon Tab-let that can seal the gates of Hell for-ever." Crowley sang as the boys turned their backs on him and to his pleasure, they both stopped at his little song. "Now, all I want from you two is what you do best: protection. I can't even have a drink without Demons popping up and ruining everything. Most Demons mock or laugh at me now, but some of the more powerful ones seem to have made a game of putting a bounty on my head and making me run around like a scared pig before it's due to be slaughtered."
"You wanna go into Winchester Witness Protection?" Dean questioned.
The Demon frowned. "I refuse to acknowledge that as a name, but if that's what you call it, yes."
"There's no-"
"Deal." Dean cut his brother off with a smile and his extended hand, which Crowley shook to seal their deal. "We've got a nice, remote spot for us to keep a low profile. It'll feel just like home."
"One more thing." Sam stopped the Demon with a hand to his chest and Crowley stepped back. Before he could say anything witty, Sam clocked him in the jaw and sent the Demon flying into the nearest wall. Dean laughed as he went over to cuff the Demon while Sam shrugged at the disapproving look Cas was giving him. "That's for killing my Soulmate."
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"Do you have a plan for how we're gonna get past the built-in security system?" Sam sarcastically asked his brother as he parked a few feet from the cabin's entrance. There were no Rock Guardians in sight, but Sam knew better than to rely solely on his eyes when it came to those rock beings.
"You're the one that's fluent in Enochian now. Tell them to back off and that the situation's handled." Dean jabbed his finger behind him to Crowley, who was now sporting a black eye, in the backseat and the Demon lifted his arms to show the younger brother the marked handcuffs around his wrists.
Before Sam could answer, what he knew would happen began. Looking out the window, he saw Panos curiously inspecting the car in his hands, though flashing Red, but he was suddenly shoved out of the way and the waterfall was the only thing in his path that stopped his flight. Zur was the aggressor, but he was boiling Red and he left no time for any excuses as he began crunching the Impala into a ball, ignoring the screams of Cas, Dean and Sam inside.
Eben was the one to alert Aziza that there was an incoming demonic presence getting closer to their home and she came out the front door equipped with her trusty Super Soaker. She almost screamed her face red as she commanded Zur to stop what he was doing or he was going to kill the boys and as reluctantly as an ox, Zur threw Baby to the ground like a meteorite crashing to Earth. Cas, Dean and Sam immediately scrambled out of the wreck and Dean was absolutely speechless as he inspected the full damage to his precious car. Crowley then made his exit and as soon as Aziza saw him, she ran over and ruthlessly pelted him in the face with squirt after squirt of holy water and she didn't let up even when he was all but a pile of liquid smeared on the side of Baby's passenger door; Sam had to take the watergun away from her to get her to stop.
"What is he doing here!?" She demanded.
"He has the Demon Tablet that can seal the gates of Hell forever, but he won't tell us where it is unless we put him in witness protection." Sam explained as Zur shrunk down to scoop Crowley's liquefied remains into himself and made a small cell out of his torso. "As soon as he tells us where it is, we're gonna banish him back to Hell and close the gates, so that no more Demons can escape to Earth ever again."
"The other monsters roaming the Earth will provide necessary evil to keep cosmic balance…" She thought out loud, being calmed by her mate's presence. "Crowley's not going back to Hell. Once we get our hands on that Demon Tablet, he's going in the Box with the other two. That's exactly where he belongs."
Sam nodded, but couldn't help but giggle a bit when Aziza was serving divine justice because she got so serious and it was really cute to see. He's watched this girl lull an entire nursery of newborns to sleep and he's witnessed her in all her divinity; he loved her either way.
With a shrunken Zur in tow, Sam and Aziza went inside while Dean was still having his meltdown and Sam easily moved the sofa to draw a Devil's Trap on the ground. Zur sat in the middle of it and made an opening big enough for Crowley to stand in, as well as a rock attachment to his cuffs to keep the Demon in place, but it didn't look like the Rock Guardian was going anywhere.
"Where's the Demon Tablet?" Sam questioned, but Crowley was staring at Aziza, notably her obviously pregnant stomach.
She was used to everyone staring at her by now, but she didn't like when Crowley was doing it because she felt like the Demon knew that she was birthing something brand new and powerful into this world. What he didn't know was how protective she was over her babies and it had to be due to her bond with her Soulmate. She was inheriting Sam's courage and it was the bravery she was craving for when she was under that tree in Michael's Heaven. If she had to go into the deepest pits of Hell to ensure her kids were going to have a safe planet to play on, she was going to and whatever got in her way- Hellhound to Demon to whatever sinister creature lurked in the Inferno- had better think twice about trying to stop her.
Aziza cocked her watergun and that got the Demon to look her in the eyes. She wasn't going to repeat Sam's question, so she narrowed her eyes as waited for him to answer. "...it's…I buried it at my grave."
"To Scotland, we go." Sam said with a smirk.
"Canisbay, to be exact." Crowley added and Sam, after giving Aziza a kiss goodbye, joined his brother alongside Castiel so the Angel could zap them there, disappearing a second later. Aziza was scowling something godawful at Crowley, but so long as she didn't use that goddamn water toy on him, he was fine with her trying to murder him with her eyes. "You mentioned something about a Box, dove, a fitting punishment. Care to explain?"
"Lucifer and Michael are trapped in a Box upstairs in my room and when the boys get back, you're gonna go meet them." She told him.
After being served his sentence, Crowley was prepared to sing like a bird to make a deal with the Seraphim, but before he could straighten his tie, Zur made a stone cage around the Demon and chained his hands together, prompting him to shut his trap. He didn't know where he was or what was going on in this enchanted house, but he had to figure out a way to convince the girl to kill him rather than be the plaything to two angry Archangels. If the blonde turned out to be a true dead end, he knew he could work his magic on the Winchesters or even Castiel.
Crowley cleared his throat and prepared to pitch a deal to the blonde when she snapped her fingers and he was transformed into a Chucky doll sitting in a highchair with a wad of chains wrapped around him. That didn't seem like the move of someone who wanted to negotiate.
"Count your days, Crowley." Aziza warned as she crossed the room and made her way downstairs to the library to get the book on Demonology she was thinking of.