"Alright, kids, tell the kids why they should vote for you!"
Nichole stands in front of everybody and speaks as confidently as she can. "Vote me for president and I'll make sure that Mr Garrison won't blabber about his personal life anymore!"
Heidi looks a little freaked out at this, but she calms down when she sees how tuned-out Mr Garrison is. "Vote for Nichole so Cartman won't be president."
The two girls sit down, trying not to notice the daggers Cartman was glaring at them.
"Vote for me and I'll make sure that inferior races won't make it to our presidency!"
Everybody stared at Cartman silently, baffled.
"What is it, why aren't you FUCKING APPLAUDING!!?"
Butters tries to get in front of Cartman, but sadly delivers his 'hook' from behind him.
"Vote Eric for president and all of the boys in here will get a girlfriend."
The boys seemed to immediately forget their previous shock at Cartman's plan, instead ooing and aahing at the prospect of getting girlfriends. Clyde and Tolkien seemed particularly excited at this idea.
After a few awkward seconds of silence, Mr Garrison noticed that the kids had finished speaking. "Alright, kids, the vote will be counted one weeks from today, so choose your candidate carefully! Or don't, I don't give a shit."
Wendy instantly stood up, wrote her name on a slip of paper, and put it in a box that she then labeled 'Nichole'.
"You're gonna be such a good vice president, Di-di", Wendy blissfully cooed before kissing Heidi on the cheek. This left Heidi a blushing, barely-speaking mess. Heidi was broken out of her trance by the sound of a phone flash, though she didn't see any phones out when she checked. Strange.
Before anybody else could vote or speak, the bell rang.
"I wonder why he did this at the end of class and not the beginning", Nichole pointed out. Heidi only shrugged in response.