Post Afterlife Chat Log
Motoko: *Well chooms, looks like we're officially in the big league now.*
Hiromi: *It's about damn time Rogue recognized how nova we are!*
Malcolm: *I would like to thank the film academy, my mom for always believing in me even if she's a foul car thief, the stray cat that lets me feed her from my fingers which gives me confidence in myself, and my landlord Larry who keeps me in the straight and narrow.*
Ichi: *Congrats on our promotion I guess!*
Ichi: *From nobody street kids to Afterlife initiates in less than a year*
Ichi: *Who would've seen that coming*
Motoko: *Damn right we're badass!*
Hiromi: *I know I'm going to regret asking but how does your landlord keep you in the 'straight and narrow' Mal?*
Malcolm: *Mostly through sage advice. He takes me aside and says things like "never stick your dick in crazy" and "who guards the milfs in milfguard? We all do in our hearts" The ignorant masses of Night City truly aren't ready for such wisdom.*
Motoko: *lol*
Malcolm: *He also faked his death five times for tax reasons and is preparing to "die" again for the sixth. I look up to him as a role model.*
Hiromi: *That's…wonderful Malcolm.*
Ichi: *So are we partying all night again?*
Motoko: *Not sure about that chooms. My brother hasn't stopped hugging me since he found out about Rogue's invite. It's been 2 hours. I'm trapped in the snuggle dimension and it's really hot and uncomfortable. Can one of you come over with a crowbar?*
Hiromi: *Awww!*
Hiromi: *That's adorable!*
Malcolm: *I'll pour one out for our fallen choom*
Ichi: *You'll always be in our hearts Toko just like the milfs of Milfguard*
Motoko: *I'm noticing a distinct lack of crowbar related reassurances which angers me greatly.*