Motoko: "It's a combat zone Ichi! The district will be crawling with psychotic hostiles! We have to be ready for anything!"
Ichi: "Holy crap, it's not an active warzone Toko! it's just Dogtown!"
Motoko: Wait a minute... It is Dog Town. The best way to make sure this 'business trip' stays safe and combat free is to make sure that in Dog Town...
I AM THE TOP DOG!
-1 District war later-
Hiromi: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO! I-I SAW IT ALL ON THE NEWS! FUCK! WHY?!
Motoko: Because the only way to make out trip safe was to keep it combat free! With extreme violence! The XP is also nice.
Hiromi: The XP? The f- forget that! Just... why can't you just be normal?!
Motoko: -SCREAMS only for it to slowly turn into laughter-
Hiromi: Again! Why?!
Motoko: Because I can on all fronts. Besides, don't you like the Boss discounts? What about your dad?
Hiromi: Please don't mention my -rents. I'm almost certain they're trying to tie you to our family somehow. Not that it's a bad thing...
Motoko: Like sisters?! Awesome!
Hiromi: -stares and then slumps down-
Motoko: What?! I can be a great sister! We can do each other's hair or try out matching camo and accessories. Maybe even camp out of night city. Gaze in to the stars away from the neon lights, while sniping more Raffens.
Hiromi: -Buries her face into her hands and weeps.-
Motoko: What what what?! Did I do something wrong?! Hello?! Hello?!