Your Business is My Business by Josh Kavorkin - Biotechnica Scandal
"Good Morning Night City! I'm your host Josh Kavorkin and as always, Your Business is Myyy Business!"
"Last night, Channel 54 released a sudden scandal spectacular for Biotechnica's medical department!"
"Biotechnica's premiere painkiller Securicine has been a hot commodity since the 2040s, relieving pain to all its consumers, and had a shocking side effect! Biotechnica purposefully left out that the medication can cause bio degeneration as long as they indulged in lining their pockets for quick profits!"
"Channel 54 has yet to divulge on the as-yet-unknown person who blew the whistle on Biotechnica's violation of Human Medical Rights but whoever they are, we are thankful for this act of human decency!"
"As we can see here, Biotechnica's stocks are in freefall and sharply plummeting as more protests come in! As we can surmise, the company will face a precedent in court in the coming weeks!"
"But don't you worry about finding where to buy painkillers again! Arasaka Industries has perfected Bioware to dull the pain in the human body! One installation, and you have painkillers for a lifetime available for all loyal consumers everywhere!"
"Are you still on the Arasaka plane? Buy, Buy, Buy, Buy, Buy! And for you still on the plummeting Biotechnica Blimp? Sell, Sell, Sell, Sell, and Sell until you're off and buying your ticket on the ascending wings of Arasaka!"
"This is Josh Kavorkin signing off! Spend smart Night City."
So yeah, I thought it'd be a good idea to have Josh Kavorkin harp about Biotechnica as a THANK YOU for keeping Sasha alive.
Did the best I could in emulating what could happen on Josh's show.
Please comment and reply if you enjoyed Medical Malpractice roasting with a side of Arasaka propaganda.
P.S. I don't have extensive knowledge of Arasaka developing Painkiller Bioware but it could happen so why not.