"This is Gillian Jordan..." The anchor trailed off as a she noticed a large borg walked into her shot and hack her camera with a glance.

"Hello Meat of Night City. I am Adam Smasher you may have heard of me." The borg paused and continued after a few moments of looking confused at having to resort to rhetoric. "It has recently been brought to my attention that the only rocker in Night City worth the name in this *&^-hole of a city is too busy killing scavs to record a new album." The borg paused to glare the anchorwoman who was asking questions off-mic before wisely falling silent. "Therefore I am officially announcing my campaign for Mayor under the ticket of KILLING SCAVS and GETTING MOTOKO-CHAN back in the studio. That is all."

...and thus began the second bloodiest election cycle in Night City history.