Kek. Honestly Night City is crazy enough, I wouldn't put it past them to vote for the literal Dai-Oni whose campaign promise is. "I'll go kill all the Scavs with my bare hands... Oh and I'll stream it too!"

"Welcome to N54 News. I'm Gillean Jordan, and we begin now with your latest local news. The promotional campaign for Motoko 'Susanoo' Kusanagi's mayoral bid has been struck by yet another controversy. Allegations have surfaced that her recent purging of so-called 'Scav' dens has actually been part of a scheme to rig the results of the daily Body Lotto. Our investigative analysts have put together conclusive proof that the proceeds of the last seven lotteries have ended up in the Kusanagi campaign's coffers. Such analysis was made possible by the energizing effects of Biotechnica's EnduroDrink! A blast of endurance in every bag!

"Moving on to entertainment news, the next Scav Hunt™ broadcast is scheduled for tonight at 7:30 PM! The broadcast will be available on all major networks, as we have yet to figure out how the mysterious hacker known only as 'Ghost' is hijacking our networks, and have instead decided to sell advertising slots before and after the event. Don't miss out on your chance to broadcast to the most highly watched event in Night City! Don't forget to check the address at the bottom of your screen for entries into the raffle, where we'll be offering special prizes for N54 viewers based on exciting categories like 'largest bloodsplatter' and 'biggest multi-kill.'"