Play Phineas and Ferb Theme Song
The wind blows multiple calendar pages into the air, starting on June 3.
There's 104 days of Summer Vacation
Then School comes along just to end it
Phineas and Ferb sit under a tree in their backyard.
So the annual problem for our generation
Is finding a good way to spend it
Cue montage of the boys doing multiple activities.
Like maybe
First, the boys land on the moon. They jump out of the rocket and float forwards.
Second, Phineas climbs on top of Ferb. They try to fight a mummy.
Third, they climb up a certain French tower.
Building a rocket or fighting a mummy
Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Fourth, Ferb removed a tarp to show a weird unicorn-turtle hybrid. Phineas takes a picture of it.
Fifth, the boys force a monkey into the shower. Neither of them enjoy this one.
Discovering something that doesn't exist
Or giving a monkey a shower
Sixth, they surf on a large wave.
Seventh, they create tiny robots.
Eighth, they find Frankenstein's monster. The brain is missing from the head. It doesn't take them that long to find.
Ninth, they find a bird.
Tenth, they fly on a helicopter with a large paintbrush over the city. They covered the city in orange paint.
Eleventh, the boys work on a painting. The painting depicts a red-headed girl with a mustache.
Surfing tidal waves, creating nanobots, or locating Frankenstein's brain
Finding a dodo bird, painting a continent, or driving your sister insane
Turns out, this girl isn't actually a painting, but the boys' sister, Candace. She turns to Phineas angrily.
"Phineas!" she shouts.
The boys do multiple things, all the while their sister watches angrily.
Film a movie.
Build a giant robot dog.
Tamper with a car.
Ride a rollercoaster.
As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do before School starts this fall
Candace talks to a friend on the phone. She doesn't notice the boys carrying a live elephant into the backyard until she hears Phineas call out, "Come on, Perry!" That gets her attention.
Later, she's seen playing "Whack-a-Pest". The pests that pop out are her brothers and their pet platypus.
So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all
Afterwards, the boys dance around and play guitar as images of the infinite possibilities flash by.
So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all
When the boys are done, they pose. Their sister comes in.
"Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!" she shouts.
The boys stare at her for a second. They then brush it off and resume their poses.
End Intro
104 Days of Summer Vacation
Day 69
Sleepwalk Surprise
How has it come to this? Candace asked herself as she saw Phineas and Ferb just sitting under the tree. Standing here in the backyard, staring at your brothers, waiting? They're gonna do something bustable, I know it.
Her thoughts were cut off when she heard her phone ring. She checked and saw it was Jeremy calling.
It's Jeremy, she thought to herself.
"I know who it is," she berated her inner voice out loud. She then answered the phone. "Hey Jeremy. Yeah, I'm just checking out the situation around here." She covered her phone and turned to Phineas. "Phineas, you got any plans today?"
"Nope," Phineas replied.
"No jetpacks, no volleyball, no 'Where's Perry'?"
"No, nothing yet."
Candace got back to her call with Jeremy. "Yep, I think I'm free. I'll be right over."
She hung up the call and prepared to head for Jeremy's house.
"Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today," Phineas said, making Candace falter. "Let's build jetpacks and play volleyball."
Candace called Jeremy again. "Jeremy, how about you come over here?"
"Hey, Candace, have you seen Perry?" Phineas asked Candace.
Candace felt as if she was punched in the gut.
Perry sat on the lazyboy and pulled the lever. The cushion below him flipped over, sending him down into his lair. Some change that fell under the seat came down with him, so he made note to return that money to his owners after his mission.
On screen, Monogram seemed to be barely awake. His mustache was a mess, and it seemed he was growing a tiny beard.
"Agent P, I wanna apologize for my appearance," he apologized. "You see, I was up all night monitoring Doofenshmirtz…"
He then fell asleep.
"Sir," said Carl.
Monogram bolted awake. "Building inators. See what he's…"
Then he fell asleep again.
"Uh, I think you can go, Agent P," said Carl.
Perry pushed the eject button. He was launched out of his seat and out of the lair.
Agent P
Candace watched as Phineas, Ferb, Isabella, Buford, Baljeet, and the Fireside Girls put on their jetpacks and took off.
Ah yes, that's bustable behavior, she thought to herself. You should tell Mom.
"Stop telling me what to do," she ordered her inner voice.
"So, Jetpack Volleyball, huh?" said a voice.
Candace turned around to see that Jeremy had already arrived.
"Looks fun," he said. "You sure you wanna bust your brothers for that?"
Candace's inner voice returned. Mom can't see this if Jeremy is gonna join them. We'll get him in trouble. Let's just not tell her this time.
"Sure," Candace agreed, sweating and laughing nervously.
Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated
"You really think I need aluminum siding?" Doof asked someone on the phone.
Then Perry burst in through the roof.
"Sorry, I have a guest," Doof said before hanging up and turning to Perry. "Well, Perry the Platypus, nice landing. That would kill my knees."
He pushed a button, trapping causing the floorboards to fold and trap Perry.
"Let's talk about what you've been up to, Perry the Platypus," Doof monologued. "You've been sneaking into my lair and building inators in the middle of the night."
Perry was genuinely taken aback by that accusation.
But Doof wasn't buying it. "Don't act all innocent. When I woke up this morning, there was not one, not two, but three inators."
He gestured to the three inators in question.
"If it wasn't you, then who was it?" Doof wondered. "I mean, you and I are the only ones here, which is sad in and of itself, but I didn't build them unless…" He stopped himself as an idea came to mind. "I built them in my sleep. That's fabulous!"
He looked at all the inators to see what they could do.
The first one turned a table into confetti.
"How is confetti evil?" Doof asked himself. "It makes a mess, sure, but it isn't evil."
The second inator turned a chair into a giant cupcake.
"Maybe it's an evil cupcake?" Doof assumed as he licked the frosting. "Yes, chocolate, the most evil flavor in the…" He stopped himself, knowing he couldn't fake it. "Who am I kidding? It's delicious."
Doof was losing hope, but he decided to try the third inator anyway.
"Oh, Norm?" he called.
"Does someone need their spelling checked?" asked Norm.
"No, I just wanted to do this!"
He struck Norm with the inator.
"Who wants a hug?" said Norm.
"Wait, a Huginator?" Doof realized.
"Can't resist impulse."
"No! No!"
Norm wrapped Doof in a tight hug, unintentionally breaking the wall to the bathroom in the process.
Play "Jetpack Volleyball"
The kids took to the skies and prepared the volleyball net.
Just strap on a jetpack, and string up the net, Jack
Gonna serve it to you, so get ready to set back
Candace served the ball, and the game began. The two teams took turns sending the ball back to each other.
Whack, smack, thunder crack
Try to hit the ball back
Dig it, bump it, set it, smack it
That's the way I like it
During break time, Buford decided to use the exhaust of Baljeet's jetpack to roast a marshmallow. Baljeet just crossed his arms and narrowed his eyes at Buford.
So, you ain't gonna fall
We're playing Jet, Jetpack Volleyball
The game continued for another round. Jeremy served the ball, but he hit his head against it a little too hard, temporarily making him dizzy.
We're playing Jetpack Volleyball
Jetpack, Jetpack Volleyball
We're playing Jetpack Volleyball
At one point, Buford grabbed Baljeet and used him to hit the ball. This infuriated Baljeet.
The ball flew high into the air.
Candace and Jeremy took hands and flew after the ball. They danced a little and hit the ball hard.
Don't need to be a giant over six feet tall
We're playing Jet, Jetpack Volleyball
The ball plummeted down at a fast speed. None of the kids were ready. When the ball hit the ground, it brought everyone down with it.
End "Jetpack Volleyball"
Doof tried and failed to free himself from Norm's grasp.
"What does this mean?" he wondered. "When I'm awake, I build evil inators that fail, and when I'm asleep, I build nice inators that work? What is my subconscious telling me? It's just so exhausting. I feel like I've been up all night. I guess I have, building nice inators. I'm just… I'm getting sleepy. Dream imminent."
With that, he drifted to sleep.
In his dream, Doof found himself in a weird environment. It was red, and lawn gnomes were scattered everywhere.
Even weirder was the fact that he wore a brown fedora and a tail just like Perry the Platypus'.
"This had better be a dream, 'cause I don't like where this is going," he said to himself.
Linda sat in the living room and read a good novel.
She tried to enjoy it, but she just couldn't.
There was just something itching in the back of her head: the fact Candace hadn't told her an outlandish story about Phineas and Ferb.
That made her suspicious. She shut the book, not caring to mark where she stopped, and headed for the backyard.
"Everything here in Dreamland is so distorted and ugly," Doof remarked before seeing a tiny green gargoyle that looked exactly like him. "Hey, you look familiar."
"I should," said the gargoyle. "I'm the inner you."
"Inner me? Were you the one that made all those good inators?"
"I was trying to help you, you nincompoop! Late at night, I was instructing you how to make the ultimate inator!"
The inner Doof created a vision of the three inators being fused into one.
The inator fired, trapping everyone in Danville park in a giant cake.
The inator fired a second time, and the cake hugged the citizens, trapping them even more.
"Hey, it's just cake," one person pointed out. "We can eat our way out."
But the inator fired for the third and final time, covering the cake in confetti.
"Forget about eating it now," said the citizen. "It's covered in paper."
"Wait, is this a fantasy inside of a dream?" asked Doof.
"Let's put it this way," Inner Doof said before slapping the real Doof hard.
Doof bolted awake.
"Norm, let go of me!" he demanded.
"You're the boss," Norm replied as he released Doof.
"You know, I'm gonna make a plug for you so I can unplug you." Doof turned to Perry. "Perry the Platypus, I just had the freakiest dream. You know those dreams that seem logical while you're having them, but then you wake up and it's like, 'what the heck just happened'? I think I was some kind of 1940s business beaver, and…" He grabbed the three inators and pushed them onto the balcony. "I might as well get these out of my lab and…"
The moment he got them all onto the balcony, he realized this was exactly what his dream showed him.
Before he could act on that, though, Perry finally freed himself and kicked Doof in the face.
With the game over, everyone returned to the ground.
"Wow, this was amazing," said Jeremy. "Is this why you asked me to come over, Candace?"
Candace looked away, blushing and sweating. "Yeah, that's exactly why I invited you."
"I dare you to try that again!" Doof shouted.
And Perry did it again. He kicked Doof and made him hit the machine.
"Well, I did dare him," Doof admitted.
Then a third of the inator fell off the edge.
Candace picked up the volleyball, planning to put it away,
It turned into a cake.
"Okay…" Candace said, feeling a little uneasy.
"Norm, a little help please!" Doof requested.
Norm got onto the balcony. "Who needs a hug?"
Perry jumped off of Doof, tripped Norm, and made him hit the inator. The second part of the inator fell off.
The volleyball net wrapped itself around all the jetpacks, and they flew away.
"What did you do, you big garbage disposal?" Doof asked Norm. "Now two of them are ruined! Might as well just throw the third one off!"
"If you insist," Norm said, not catching Doof's sarcasm.
Norm tossed the last part of the inator away.
"No!" Doof cried.
The jetpacks and volleyball net exploded into confetti.
"This has been a weird afternoon," Candace remarked.
"Candace, what's all this?" Jeremy asked, admiring the scene.
"Uh, it's our…" Candace counted the days it's been since she and Jeremy became official. "Two-week, five-day anniversary."
"Uh, great." Jeremy turned to Phineas and Ferb. "Was I supposed to get her a present?"
The boys were ready for a moment like this. They gave Jeremy some flowers to give to Candace.
That's when Linda came out and saw what was going on.
"So this is what you've been doing?" she asked. "No wonder you didn't call me. You are going to clean this up, though, right?"
Nice going, genius, Candace's inner voice berated. You just busted yourself.
Doof watched as Perry flew away.
"So much for that inator," he thought.
"Tell me about it," said a voice.
Doof turned to see that his inner self was right next to him.
"Hey, what are you doing here?" he asked. "This isn't a dream!"
"Oh, isn't it?" the inner self questioned.
Doof almost questioned himself, but he pinched himself and it hurt. "No, no it isn't."
"Oh, sh…"
The inner self disappeared before it could finish.
What is this life I'm living? Doof asked himself.
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