Bro, having a sixth sense with stocks could be funny in the right situation lol.


Hiromi: *Calling Motoko on her agent at 3 AM* "Motoko! I need intel stat!"

Motoko: *Jumps up from bed* "Gah! What's going on Hiromi?!"

Hiromi: "It's my super stock sense! It's acting up like crazy and whenever that happens you usually have something to do with it! Did you do anything gonkish lately?!"

Motoko: "Okay, first of all, rude - you've made a ton of money off my gonkish acts! Second, not really? I've been trying to keep it on the down low after my latest gig with V and Jackie..."

Hiromi: "!"

Motoko: "What was that noise? Did your sense just tell you something?"

Hiromi: "I'm seeing visions in my mind...lots of numbers...your friend Valerie...and Jackie...why am I suddenly seeing images of Konpeki Plaza...and Yorinobu Arasaka?"

Motoko: "Oh...Oh poop."

Hiromi: "...I know my parents will want to kill me for this...but I'm suddenly feeling the very strong urge to sell all my Arasaka stock as soon as possible?"

Motoko: *Reaching for her bedroom lamp shotgun* "Gee golly Hiromi, I know this is sudden but I suddenly remembered that I have to kill a certain fixer. Like right now."

Hiromi: "Ah ha! I knew you were connected! My stock sense is never wrong!"