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Topic: It's Christmas, Let's Make Fried Chicken!
In: Boards ► Fortune Lover ► Sorcier ► Maria's Estate ► Katarina's Brain
ChairwomanKatarina (Original Poster) (Verified Braincell) (Verified Katarina) (Verified Mod)
Posted On Dec 22nd 2021:
All right! It's Christmas time, and Katarina wants her fried chicken with eleven secret herbs and spices! We made ice-cream, fried chicken can't be any more difficult, right?
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►StudiousKatarina (Verified Braincell) (Verified Katarina)
Replied On Dec 22nd 2021:
So many things... Chairwoman, it's the middle of the year, not Christmas.
►AdventurousKatarina (Verified Braincell) (Verified Katarina)
Replied On Dec 22nd 2021:
Oh, how wrong you are, Studious! See the date on my post? It clearly says 'December'! That means Christmas is just around the corner!
►StubbornKatarina (Verified Braincell) (Verified Katarina)
Replied On Dec 22nd 2021:
Makes sense. After all, we're a humorous semi-canon side story, so we're probably the best place to make a seasonal joke like this.
►StudiousKatarina (Verified Braincell) (Verified Katarina)
Replied On Dec 22nd 2021:
Huh. I stand corrected them. Then I suppose Merry Christmas, everyone.
►KnightKatarina (Verified Braincell) (Verified Katarina) (Verified Saber)
Replied On Dec 22nd 2021:
Who is Christmas and why do we have to marry her? Did she scar us on the face? did we scar her in the face?
►TimidKatarina (Verified Braincell) (Verified Katarina)
Replied On Dec 22nd 2021:
This is a written medium, she clearly wrote 'merry' and not 'marry'. Why are you even making that joke?
►KnightKatarina (Verified Braincell) (Verified Katarina) (Verified Saber)
Replied On Dec 22nd 2021:
Ah, sorry, I misread! But that doesn't answer my question, who is Christmas, and what is merry about them?
►HappyKatarina (Verified Braincell) (Verified Katarina)
Replied On Dec 22nd 2021:
Christmas is the biggest dating event of the year! On Christmas, couples go on dates that end in love hotels, where they do lots and lots of lewd things, and ten months later, maybe, a child is born that keeps Japan from just barely having a negative birth rate!
►ChairwomanKatarina (Original Poster) (Verified Braincell) (Verified Katarina) (Verified Mod)
Replied On Dec 22nd 2021:
No, no, stop this derail! We're not here to talk about Christmas sex! as specified in the topic, we're here to talk about Christmas fried chicken, just like Taisa Sanders makes! All hail Taisa Sanders!
►AdventurousKatarina (Verified Braincell) (Verified Katarina)
Replied On Dec 22nd 2021:
All hail!
►TimidKatarina (Verified Braincell) (Verified Katarina)
Replied On Dec 22nd 2021:
All hail!
►HappyKatarina (Verified Braincell) (Verified Katarina)
Replied On Dec 22nd 2021:
All hail!
►StudiousKatarina (Verified Braincell) (Verified Katarina)
Replied On Dec 22nd 2021:
All hail!
►StubbornKatarina (Verified Braincell) (Verified Katarina)
Replied On Dec 22nd 2021:
All hail!
►KnightKatarina (Verified Braincell) (Verified Katarina) (Verified Saber)
Replied On Dec 22nd 2021:
All hail!
►Yamada Tae (Verified Katarina) (Verified Legendary) (Verified Zombie) (Verified Idol) (Number Zero) (Verified Franchouchou)
Replied On Dec 22nd 2021:
Ha!h
►ChairwomanKatarina (Original Poster) (Verified Braincell) (Verified Katarina) (Verified Mod)
Replied On Dec 22nd 2021:
Tae, I'll assume you said the same thing as the rest of us. So, on to business! How do we make Taisa Sanders' fried chicken in time for Christmas?
►TimidKatarina (Verified Braincell) (Verified Katarina)
Replied On Dec 22nd 2021:
Well, we don't know the eleven magical herbs and spices, so that's an instant fail.
►StubbornKatarina (Verified Braincell) (Verified Katarina)
Replied On Dec 22nd 2021:
The spices don't matter! We just need to fry it! So we just need a big pan and a lot of oil!
►StudiousKatarina (Verified Braincell) (Verified Katarina)
Replied On Dec 22nd 2021:
Actually, we need a pressure vessel. KFC fried chicken is deep fried in a sealed pressure cooker.
►AdventurousKatarina (Verified Braincell) (Verified Katarina)
Replied On Dec 22nd 2021:
Wait, it is?
►TimidKatarina (Verified Braincell) (Verified Katarina)
Replied On Dec 22nd 2021:
How do you know that? I don't know that, and I'm you!
►StudiousKatarina (Verified Braincell) (Verified Katarina)
Replied On Dec 22nd 2021:
I remember it from that time we played one of those weird American otome games. The one the disturbingly buff Taisa Sanders.
►HappyKatarina (Verified Braincell) (Verified Katarina)
Replied On Dec 22nd 2021:
Oh, right. I think blocked that out.
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►Yamada Tae (Verified Katarina) (Verified Legendary) (Verified Zombie) (Verified Idol) (Number Zero) (Verified Franchouchou)
Replied On Dec 22nd 2021:
Abzag!
►ChairwomanKatarina (Original Poster) (Verified Braincell) (Verified Katarina) (Verified Mod)
Replied On Dec 22nd 2021:
Hex it! So, how do we get a pressure cooker?
►TimidKatarina (Verified Braincell) (Verified Katarina)
Replied On Dec 22nd 2021:
We can ask Aunt Leona 'Totally-Leonardo-Da-Vinci'.
►StubbornKatarina (Verified Braincell) (Verified Katarina)
Replied On Dec 22nd 2021:
Ooh, that's a great idea! let's write to her!
►StudiousKatarina (Verified Braincell) (Verified Katarina)
Replied On Dec 22nd 2021:
Wait, I just realized a horrible drawback to this idea.
►ChairwomanKatarina (Original Poster) (Verified Braincell) (Verified Katarina) (Verified Mod)
Replied On Dec 22nd 2021:
What drawback?
►HappyKatarina (Verified Braincell) (Verified Katarina)
Replied On Dec 22nd 2021:
Besides not know the eleven secret herbs and spices.
►StudiousKatarina (Verified Braincell) (Verified Katarina)
Replied On Dec 22nd 2021:
Aunt Leona lives in another duchy. By the time she gets our letter, Christmas will be over.
►TimidKatarina (Verified Braincell) (Verified Katarina)
Replied On Dec 22nd 2021:
Aw, that sucks
►AdventurousKatarina (Verified Braincell) (Verified Katarina)
Replied On Dec 22nd 2021:
So, this means... FRIED CHICKEN FOR NEW YEARS!
►ChairwomanKatarina (Original Poster) (Verified Braincell) (Verified Katarina) (Verified Mod)
Replied On Dec 22nd 2021:
It's just not the same...
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