*incoming call from Motoko*
Motoko: "Hey, Hiromi. You still like the Tyger Claws, right? How would you like the Tyger Claws?"
Hiromi: "Motoko, what are you talking about?"
Motoko: "Long story short, come to this address and bring Section 9 and the Minotaur."
Hiromi: "What did you do?"
Motoko: "Why does everyone assume this is my fault! Some idiot member of the Claws decided to be stupid and imitate the Maelstroms by attempting to kidnap me. It didn't really end well for his flunkies."
Hiromi: "Motoko..."
Motoko: "I promised I'd flatline him. I mean, he could always offer an apology, but he seems too stupid and arrogant for that. He did let me have this cool katana samurai battle with one of his underlings, even if it was interrupted; so I decided to give him gifts."
Hiromi: "Gifts?"
Motoko: "HMG ammunition, delivered very, very quickly by way of Minotaur. He's still going on about his stupid gonk grandson, so you have some time, but come on over and you can take over the honorable mister future hamburger's part in the Tyger Claws or something. That's how it works, right?"
Hiromi: "I.. you know what? That would get me so much extra credit at school. I'm in!"
Motoko: "Yaay!"
*some time later*
Motoko: "Sigh. Still no apologies, even after I asked nicely."
*Sudden knocking on the door.*
Moritaka: "Who is it?"
"Section 9 delivery. We have an order for a large hostile takeover pie with extra power of friendship!"
Moritaka: "What?"