Chapter 9: Experimentation

Eventually, the group reached the foggy clearing. The fog was there again. It was still pink. Which meant it was an aphrodisiac right now. Of course it was. Since I was already planning to get fucked, I might as well take advantage of what's there. Looking ahead, I could see Link and Zelda already working on leaping a path over the fog. I might as well follow through the fog. Taking a deep breath, I started treading into the fog. Midna watched me with a close eye, hovering just over the fog.

I eventually had to breathe though, and started sputtering and coughing from breathing in the mist. God, this shit burned my lungs. But worse was the immediate burning between my legs. My body twitched, and I could feel myself struggling for control. I had to actively stop myself from stopping and licking my own pussy just to try and quell the burning need. It wasn't easy. I managed to stumble past a pair of trees before I heard a skittering noise. A skulltula? Mmh… maybe it'll fill me with eggs…

Fantasies filled my head unbidden as I allowed my body to act on its own, lifting my tail and exposing my pussy towards the skittering noise. I heard Midna chuckle as she watched. Pretty soon, I felt multiple legs wrap around me, pinning my paws to my belly. I was lifted off the ground, and then there was a tense moment where I think it was unsure what it wanted to do. And then, I felt it jam something long, thick, and mind blowingly satisfying into my pussy. I moaned shamelessly, as the spider started thrusting in and out of me, with uneven rhythm like it didn't know what it was doing, but god it felt good! I writhed in pleasure as far as my tightly gripped body would allow, just gasping in lust as the spider fucked me hard. Each thrust felt like it was magnified by the aphrodisiac mist I was breathing. I tugged my paws free in my wriggling, but instead of shoving the spider away, I firmly grasped its legs to hold myself steady while it pounded into me. I braced as it soon found a rhythm, aided by my own hip thrusts.

My paw glowed as it progressively got more rough, the glow pushing away the aphrodisiac fog. I was a bit disappointed since I was so close to cumming, but I supposed I would need to calm down when this is over. Speaking of which… the spider's thrusting suddenly slowed to a crawl and I felt it tensing up inside me. I felt it press extra deep, before a wave of eggs started pressing against my entrance. The pressure built… until the first one popped in, squishing right through me and into my core. The eggs felt gooey… So deliciously gooey~ I spread my legs a bit, bringing my tail around to help more eggs in, but I had a certain lack of dexterity there. Most I did was just rub that spider dick a little bit. Still, each egg that squeezed inside me pushed me just that little bit closer to the orgasm I was seeking. I just needed one last…

I counted a 10th egg before suddenly, there was a snapping sound and I felt the spider letting me go. I still felt the spider's dick inside me though. A quick look revealed the spider had left its dick inside me, already growing a new one before my eyes. As I clenched on the severed dick inside me, it pressed inside just out of sight, and I shuddered. An orgasm rocked through me… I get to keep the dick~! But I needed more eggs… I wanted to feel fuller. I wanted more! I turned and lunged at the skulltula, but a bolt of twilit magic pierced through the monster before I could get my hands on it. NO! Damnit… MORE! I needed-! I… what the hell. I held my head as a wave of nausea hit me. Reality hit me as well. I was… acting like an addict. This is exactly what Midna warned me about. I looked up to see her giving me a firm, yet concerned look. She was cutting me off.

"...Thanks. I didn't realize I was losing it." I called up to her. She nods back.

"Like I said. I got your back. Now how about we get to work? Got a lot of bugs to clean up." Midna replied. I nodded in reply, and summoned up a flame to push back the mist myself. Then, I got to work.

"So the Master Sword is just over that way?" Link asked, staring over the vast gap between here and the Lost Woods. The final bug we'd spared was just ahead as well, over on the platform just in front of the Forest Temple. And my pussy still had a spider dick lodged in it, though not for lack of trying to remove it. It's firmly wedged in there.

"Yep. In the Lost Woods. We're gonna have to deal with Skull Kid playing a deadly game before he'll let us have the sword. Unless… one of you happens to know a way around that?" I asked, turning to Zelda and Midna. Midna shrugged while Zelda stared ahead thoughtfully.

"Skull Children typically don't like adults. If one of us was a child, doubtless we would have a different experience here, but… as it stands, we're going to have to put up with the games. At the very least we won't have to worry about your Lust Curse affecting things here at all."

"Right, because Child." I confirmed. "Still, it sucks that we gotta deal with that brat… But let's hurry up. I don't like leaving Faron like this, but it's either this, or the very "fun" task of handling a Cuckoo." I urged.

"Oh, fuck that." Link immediately cringed. "Midna, mind lending me a hand?" Midna nodded before raising a hand. Glowing orange diamonds flew forward with Midna, and Link started pouncing towards those diamonds. Clever… I started preparing for my own leaps and bounds… but then I looked down. Wait… that was water down there. I jumped down right then, going for the water. I splashed into it, submerging right away… then I focused. As soon as my senses shifted, I felt dry again. I started moving, and it felt like moving through sand. I climbed out of the water to then stand on top of it. It felt… oddly liberating to do that. I won't have to swim! I allowed myself a giddy smile as I trotted across the water surface towards the Lost Woods.

"Well shit." I looked upon the high up cliffs and ledges leading to the lost woods. Since I'd dropped all the way to the bottom and stood on the water, I accidentally separated myself from the others unwittingly. Link was already headed into the Lost Woods with Zelda and Midna. But I was stuck down here. Damnit, I should have taken the leap gauntlet. I sighed as I looked around for another way in.

Thankfully, I spotted a cavern near some rocks that hid the entrance from sight of those above. It was pretty dark, so I summoned a spirit flame to light the way. Right away though, I noticed embers from the flame behaving strangely. There was no wind, but the embers were blown into the cave anyway. Curious, I started trotting into the cave. Fog started to obscure anything further than the walls. My flame was the only thing illuminating the environment here, but the water started turning black and murky. The reflective surface ensured the only thing I saw when I looked down was the cave roof.

With the everlasting darkness of the twilight veil, it was already hard to see more than 30 feet with my senses focused and body shifted into the spirit realm. I could see better if I shifted back and stopped concentrating, but I'm terrified I would drown. Like Midna observed back at the castle, I am a terrible swimmer. The best I can do is float like shit, and paddle. Even worse, I have an extreme aversion to getting my eyes wet, so I instinctively refuse to open them while my head is soaked, so… yeah, losing concentration on this spirit realm shift is going to cause such a massive time loss.

Eventually, I noticed brazier stands. They were unlit until I introduced my spirit flame to it. Once I lit them up, the embers on the torches started blowing another direction, towards a wall… that started to fade. Well, I see what kind of game we're playing here. Reminds me of Bottom of the Well from Ocarina of Time. I followed the new path, stepping into shallower waters and the stone floor where I finally gave in and released focus. Looking around, I couldn't see any further in the physical realm than I could in the spirit realm. A deep fog obscured my sight. Hot damn, it was like a swamp down here, with all this fog, dirty water, and soggy, muddy grass.

I kept following my flame's embers until eventually, I came to 3 open paths. My flame refused to point the way forward from here, so I started to make random guesses. To start with, I took the first path. Absolutely nothing told me I should, other than something I remember one streamer saying when he rationalized how he skipped a puzzle. "Twenty Three is Number One." A common solution to many zelda puzzles, including in hacks. 2, 3, 1. The middle path led me to an identical grove, one with 3 paths to take. This time I took the right-most path. Once again, it led to an identical area. This time, I took the leftmost path. As I passed through it, I found myself entering the ruins of the temple of time. A white wolf stood there, staring at me. I regarded it respectfully.

"...Clever. How did you know the path?" The white wolf asked. I kept a straight face, as much as I wanted to act smug, this man was a fully trained Link. A true warrior who could absolutely kick my teeth in if he wanted to.

"It's an ancient deku password. You might remember it yourself, actually. Twenty three is number one." I answered. "In short, 2 3 1. It tends to be a common solution in regards to many hyrulean puzzles involving 3s."

"...I see. So you have extended foreknowledge. In that case, I wonder how deep your knowledge goes." The wolf looked towards the hidden grove where the master sword rested. "You brought him here with your foreknowledge. I'm not sure whether to applaud you for being proactive with your knowledge or condemn you for being too hasty." He turns to stare at me and inspect me closer. He's silent for a minute. "Very well. I suppose my successor cannot be the only one receiving something of substance here. You are alien; yet something even stranger rests in this grove. If you can claim it, it's yours. But be warned, you are not the first to try. And you will not be the last to fail should you succumb."

I raised my eyebrow at that. Something more alien then me? That's far-fetched. Still, it's worth a look. I followed his gaze to a spot outside of the area I recognised. A triforce mark stood as a barrier, seeming to seal something dark in a crumbling building. Whatever it was, I could smell the demonic darkness from here. Only… it didn't feel malevolent. No malice… no gloom… not even a hint of hatred. So this left me rather interested to find out what was there. I approached the triforce and opened up to sing the song that would grant me passage through the barrier: Zelda's Lullaby. It didn't take long before the barrier powered down and admitted me passage.

Once I stepped in, I found… a strange box? It looked kind of like a suitcase. There was glowing yellow wiring on it, alongside some blood-like veins. The centerpiece was a circular depression with a three eyed skull decorating its center. I could have sworn I'd seen this somewhere before. I reached for it, biting onto the handle. The instant I touched the handle, I felt a sudden surge of raw desire. All of the Sins, all at once, rushing through my body like multiple possessions. My curse flared, lighting up so hard it burned in both good and awful ways. I screamed from the unexpected sensations, trying to get a grip but I couldn't let go. A dark circle formed under me, demonic magic pouring into me. It was overwhelming, sparks flying off the briefcase, darkness closing in on me, wrath, lust, envy, pride, greed, sloth, it felt like my soul was getting turbofucked to the nth dimension and simultaneously taking a dip in a cosmic storm of infinite pain.

And yet I stood strong against it. One thing began rising against the tide of unholy power. "It's not over… till it's over!" Determination. Defiance against a fate I refused to bow to. I would not die here. Not to some fucking box! The darkness surrounded me and snapped shut. For a moment, I couldn't see anything, not even my own foxy snout in front of me. And then torches began to light themselves. I was no longer at the center of a dark circle in an abandoned Temple of Time. I was standing at the edge of a dark arena. And who else do I see at the other end of it… than me. She was just like me in every way… except for the eyes. The eyes were a soulless, corrupted violet. We stood, both in human form, at opposite ends of the arena. She grinned at me.

"Power… Courage… and Wisdom… The three virtues of a hero. But there's something missing." Dark Gilda draws a gun. A motherfucking gun. A desert eagle… my heart leaps out of my throat. "Show it to me. Show me what's missing. Prove your worth or die."