A/N: What's up angel nation its time to walk another mile down our heroes path. And this mile takes us to the royal rumble so with out any more delay lets get it popping
Disclaimer: I do not own WWE any real super stars or music I use
Royal Rumble: (a montage of past rumbles plays set to Hero by Skillet then is followed by pyro on the stage and rolling shot of the crowd)
Michael Cole: Atlanta GA. is on fire as the WWE starts the road to Wrestlemania. I'm Michael Cole and with me tonight as always is my broadcast partner Jerry "The King" Lawler. King
King: Thanks Cole and tonight is going to be explosive. Because tonight begins the road to Wrestlemania. Tonight titles will change hands and We have the Royal Rumble a match where someone could end up head lining Wrestlemania(Finishes as the lights go dim and Drop The World hits)
Cole: Speaking of titles here we go with a little tag action
Announcer: The following contest is set for one fall and is for WWE Unified Tag Team Championship introducing first the challengers from Newberry County SC weighing in at total combined weight of 335 representing the A.O.L Renegade Katie Peritt and the Undisputed Intercontinental Champion The Arch Angel David Hodges The Renegade Angels (David and Katie make their way to the ring in matching all black versions of their respective ring gear and intense red and black face paint around their eyes David's in a combination of retro sting and road warrior hawk's Katie's a somewhere between Jeff Hardy and Daffney)
King: Well The leader of The A.O.L and his partner set for action. Could become the first intergender world tag champs (finishes as OH Radio hits and Zack Ryder and Jimmy Rave make their way to the ring )
Announcer: And their opponents from Long Island NY weighing in at ( gets cut off by David and Katie going out of the ring and attacking Ryder and Rave)
Cole: Well Renegade Angels showing some shades of the Road Warriors not giving their opponents a chance to get into the ring. Of course we all know the war between Mast Media and the A.O.L and...... Oh what a DDT by The Renegade. And Hodges driving Rave head first into the ring post . And King what do think of the strategy of The Renegade Angels ( Katie Picks Ryder up and throws him in the ring and the ref rings the bell officially starting the match)
King: I love it Cole ! Mast Media Has never had a fair fight why should the A.O.L
Katie hits Ryder with a sidewalk slam making him hit the mat in a seated position. She then hits him with the jailhouse gun (corkscrew shinning wizard) She then tags in David. They both then Irish whip him into the ropes and as he bounces of the ropes David Launches Katie into a moonsault . The ref then tells Katie to get out of the ring as David hits a standing Shooting Star press and goes for a cover only getting a two. David then picks him up and rams him into his Corner and in Katie. and they Irish whip him into the ropes and they hen catch him with a double flap jack Katie and David both do the cut throat motion and Katie goes to the front of Ryder's body and David goes to his legs and they lock in Wicked Prayer (Combination Cross face and Halo breaker)
Cole: Look at this Hodges and Peritt Locking in that submission and now Rave back up getting that chair and....... Curt Hawkins! Curt Hawkins coming from the crowd with that spinning heel kick.
King; Well the A.O.L showing they stick together and look at this Ryder's taping and the ref calling for he bell.
Announcer: Here are your winners and new! WWE UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS THE RENEGADE ANGLES! (David and Katie's music hits and they roll out of the ring and Hawkins hands them the belts)
Cole: Well Hodges and Peritt becoming the first intergender world tag champs and Hodges gaining his fourth title in as many months.
King: Lets Not forget Cole Hodges also have a shot at being the number one contender for the title of his choice when he enters the Royal Rumble But up next its ego Vs. ego with MVP vs. The Miz for the United States title.
Back Stage after the U.S. title match:
Todd Grisham: Ladies and gentlemen please welcome my guest at this time Ceo of Mast Media ENT Vanessa Trinity Mast (Crowd boos as the camera pulls back showing Vanessa in her ring gear consisting of pink leather short shorts with purple trim and purple garters connecting to her pink nee high boots a pink a purple leather bra like top under a pink Candice Michelle like robe with V.T.M monogrammed in rime stones Ivory Kara and Katie Lee are standing behind her) Vanessa I have to ask you how do feel about the loss of the Unfired tag Titles and the fact that you have still not accepted the woman's champion Lydia's offer of a title shot and also what are your feelings about your debut match tonight
Vanessa: First off lets get one thing straight the A.O.L didn't win anything they stole those belts got it! Second as far as that rainbow haired little freak Lydia is concerned she says she's a champion but she's barley deafened the belt. which proves she and the rest of those A.O.L rejects are not in the same league as Mast Media. And not only will I prove it when I beat that walking case of the munchies Shelly but so will my flagship Evan Bourne when he wins the Royal Rumble tonight. But right now I have a match to win come on girls ( camera cuts to the ring as a voice blast through the speakers saying "To live and die in A.O.L" followed by Three 6 Mafia ft Flyleaf getting f'ed up)
Announcer: The following is a diva's match set for one fall introducing first from East Los Angeles being accompanied by Maylor and the WWE woman's Champion Lydia Dumas Shelly Martinez ( the four make their way to the ring Shelly wearing her Ring Gear consisting of a pair jeans a cropped wife beater low top chucks and white bandanna and a sleeveless hoodie with the A.O.L logo on the back while Mandy Taylor and Lydia are wearing A.O.L t shirts and jeans.)
King: Well as we get set to se the puppies I mean divas in action we're being joined by the woman's champion Lydia. Lydia great to have you here
Lydia: Great to be here King, Cole
Cole: Lydia I have to ask about the presents of yourself and fellow A.O.L members out here for this match (finishes as Vanessa's theme Rihannas Wait Your Turn hits and the lights strobe to the opening chords followed by a burst of pyro when the beat drops)
Announcer: And her opponent from Malibu CA. being accompanied by fellow Mast Media Members Ivory, Kara Slice, and Katie Lea. She is the CEO of Mast Media ENT Vanessa Trinity Mast
Lydia: Well here's your reasons you see we're out here to watch Shelly's back and make sure those Hyenas don't interfere. Speaking of hyenas looks like Ivory wants to join us
Ivory: I prefer the term cougar little girl
Lydia: Cougar hyena, they'll both give you rabies (Vanessa and Shelly tie up Vanessa goes for a hammer lock but Shelly counters with a hip toss but Vanessa lands on her feet)
Cole: Great athleticism on display by both women as this match gets underway (Vanessa and Shelly size each other up)
King : you said Cole nothing like puppies in motion. And Ladies I ask who do you think is going to win this match ( Vanessa gives Shelly an arm drag)
Ivory: My beautiful Vanessa of course. She's can take out that little Cheech and Chong wanna be just like the flagship is going to eliminate that little dread locked freak of a boyfriend of yours Lydia
Lydia: Cheech and Chong those movies started in the eighties right you know kind of like your career
Ivory: Real cute Lydia. But the fact is I'm a real wrestler I never had to take off my to o get the fans to cheer like that cheap tattooed tramp of a sister of your or her little blonde bimbo of a girlfriend Trish (Shelly Irish whips Vanessa into the ropes. she then go for a drop kick but hits the mat Vanessa hangs on to the rope. Vanessa then quickly locks in the figure four leg lock)
King: Well Shelly in a world of pain as we see the pain as we see Vanessa with that Figure four locked in
Ivory: That's it baby break it break her damn leg
Vanessa applies more pressure to the hold as Mandy and Taylor cheer on Shelly. The ref ask if she wants to tap as the crowd starts the A.O.L chants. Shelly then slowly turns onto her stomach reversing the pressure of the hold. Kara then hops up on the apron to distract the ref but Mandy chop blocks her knocking her off the apron Katie then tries to go after Mandy whose laying into Kara only to be cut off by Taylor with a reverse bull dog the ref tries to get control of the situation. then Ivory take a swing at Lydia and more chaos ensues as security is called to the ring and the ref calls for the bell prompting shelly to release the hold.
Announcer: because of outside interference by both the A.O.L and Mast media the ref has decide to end this match resulting in a double disqualification. (Shelly looks at Vanessa and yell at the top of her lungs and jumps on her)
Cole: Well this match ending in a non contest and now its an all out brawl
King: That's right we've got ourselves a eight diva cat fight
Cole: We're going to get this under control but right now we're going to take you back stage to Eve Torres and one of tonight's Royal Rumble participants Eve
Eve: Thanks Michael and joining me at this time one of the fastest raising Superstars in the WWE Universe he is the WWE Intercontinental and one half of the newly crowned Unified tag team Champions The Arch Angel David Hodges (camera pulls back to show David wearing different ring gear than earlier this outfit modeled after Kid Muscle's out fit from Ultimate Muscle but sleeveless and the Arch Angel logo is on his chest wear the Kinikuman symbol is and the angel usual crosses) David congarts on winning your first world tag title and all your success in the WWE but tonight you enter the Royal Rumble first time and I have to ask whats going through your mind
David:: Eve the one thing on my mind tonight is history and destiny. Destiny because I've dreamed of an opprotunity like this my whole life. If I win I get a chance to headline Wrestlemania my first year in the company. And history because not only will I be the first person to win the World tag titles as part of an intergender team but I also become the first one to win the royal Rumble and the tag titles in one night. so like I said history and destiny and for me the two go hand in hand ( David walks off)
Later during the rumble ( So far 23 people have entered and some have been eliminated)
King: Well Cena just eliminated Yoshi Tatsu and now we're up to number 24 and whose it going to be (David's solo theme hit and the fans cheer as David runs to the ring full blast) Its Hodges (David slides in the ring and hit the Big Show with a hard clothesline sending him over the ropes)
Cole: Hodges hitting the ring with such force and eliminating the Big Show and I...... Mark Henry! Mark Henry King! Hodges just eliminated the worlds strongest man and the worlds largest athlete in the span of twenty seconds and HBK has just eliminated Triple H ( Jack Swagger's theme hits) And now its the all American Jack Swagger T'ing off on Hodges
Swagger backs David into a corner and hits him with straight right hands. David then blocks one of the punches and head buts him just as Evan Bourne's solo theme hits. hits the ring a and helps David eliminate Swagger David then goes for Cena hitting an improvised Black hole sun sending the untalented wanna be rapper slash actor over the ropes(A/N; sorry I just really hate Cena) While Evan takes out HBK as Kofi Kingston enters the ring goes after David. Kofi pushes David over the top but David hangs on and tries to skin the cat but Kofi grabs his legs and tries to push him out
King: Hodges and Kingston in a battle of wills as we see try to eliminate Hodge as we wait to see who the number 28 person is in the ring (Jericho's theme hits)
Cole: Well Y2J Chris Jericho in the ring making a b line for Hodges and Kingston and ..... Kingston has just been eliminated and Hodges hanging on using that agility to get back into the ring and Evan Bourne lying in wait as Jericho and Hodges go at each other and Hodges connects with the enziguri
King: Well we're down to the wire here as we Hodges Bourne, and Jericho in the ring with only two more people to enter and ( Gets cut off by Edge's music) It's Edge it's Edge!
Cole: Well Hodges's fellow A.O.L member the rated R superstar Edge is number 29 and I spoke with both Hodges and Edge earlier and they said this is just business nothing to do with friendship
David shoves Jericho in the way of a spear from Edge Making him fall back against the ropes Evan then hits him with a clothes line sending him over the Ropes just as Batista's music hits Batista charges the ring and hit Evan with a spine buster then hits David with one. Edge then Catches Batista with a flying forearm sending them both over the top to the floor
King: Edge has just eliminated The animal and himself Cole and now its down to Hodges and Bourne
David crawls to the ropes and pulls himself up. Evan then pushes him over the top but David lands on the apron and pulls Evan up for a snap suplex but loses his balance making them both hit the floor at the same time one ref holds up David's hand and the other Evan's.
Cole: Well King I guess the match is over
King: Yeah Michael but Hodges and Bourne hit the floor at the same time I think but the ref's are spilt( finishes as Vince's music )
Cole: Well king looks like we may get some answers as the chairman Mr. McMahan coming out here.
King: oh boy well the boss maybe able to sort things out.
Vince: Hodges, Bourne we all know that there are no draws in a Royal Rumble match. Therefore I have decided that you two will compete right now in a sudden death match Meaning the first one of you t to hit any one of your finishers any where around the ring wins the rumble so ref ring the bell
Cole: Well king this sudden death match underway and....... Oh good lord!(David runs up behind Evan and uses the announce table to hit the wing and prayer leaving Bourne stunned as the ref calls for the bell and the fans chant angel)
Announcer: Here's your winner The Arch Angel David Hodges( David's music hits and he crawls into the ring and climbs the ropes and points to the Wrestlemania banner as confetti rains down around him)
King: Well Hodges proving that tonight was his destiny and that he is more than just hype
Cole: Well the young Man that everyone is calling the new Phenom is going to Wrestlemania. I'm Michael Cole and for the king and everyone here goodnight everyone
A/N: Well that's it for this chapter every body hoped you enjoyed it I'm telling you the next chapter is going to jump to a few weeks after the rumble I have some cool things planned all I can say is somebody is ready to make a return to the WWE well Maybe two people but whose side will they pick if they even pick the same side only one way to find out you have to come back anyway Peace and Blessings SDR out