A/N: What's up Angel Nation faithful I'm back with another update. Now the last two chapters focused on the divas but this chapter will bring our hero back to the forefront so lets get started
Smack Down: (Show goes through its normal intro)
Todd: Oklahoma City Ok on their feet in this sold out arena this is Friday Night Smack Down Hello everybody I'm Todd Grisham with Matt Striker and what a night its gonna be
Striker: Right you are Todd and in the main event for the second time in history its Mickie James vs. Lita if Lita wins Mickie is gone finished with the WWE (gets interrupted by the Mast Media theme hits)
Todd: Well Matt that may have to wait as we see Mast Media make their way to the ring (All the members of Mast Media walk to the ring in street clothes. Alicia is wearing an immobilizer on her right leg and is on crutches. Lydia is wearing a nose guard over her broken nose and Evan is carrying the world title)
Striker: If you notice the CEO of the company is minus her women's title Mandy of the A.O.L cashing in her MITB contract and winning the belt. I'd Also like to point out Alicia fox suffering a broken knee and Lydia suffering a broken nose at the hands of Kim Blackthorn
Todd: Well if you ask me Mast Media got a well deserved taste dose of their own medicine
Striker: Well we'll see what they have to say about that as we see the world champion Evan Bourne with the mic in his hand.
Evan: Hodges(Gets cut off by fans going into Angel chants) Hodges you can send all the hit squads you want. Call me out as much as you want I'm still champ and you can't do a damn thing about it.(fans boo) See Hodges you called me out but you see it doesn't matter cause I'm smarter than you I'm more talented than you and not only did I take your belt and your girl I have the Media on my side. And no one beats the Media (Fans boo as he hands the mic to Vanessa)
Vanessa: Diva's night was a travesty of justice! (fans boo) Not only the referee not disqualify those two Mexicunts Melina and Shelly for breaking my girl A-Foxx's knee (Fans boo) Not only did they not disqualify those two Disney channel rejects and that tattooed pin cushion for attacking us before the match even started! But that Air Force wash out Mandy stole my title (Fans start the Maylor chants) Now I demand my rematch and I want it now! (Finishes Teddy Long's music hits)
Todd: Well the GM Teddy long making his way out here
Striker: Well Mast may get what she wants
Teddy: Vanessa I herd you demand your rematch for you're women's title. (Vanessa mouths yes) Now under normal circumstances you'd automatically be granted your return match Normally but since you and the members of Mast Media rallied for something to be done which resulted in a ban on all Mast Media A.O.L matches and because of the twenty four hour lift of the rule ended the moment Divas night went off the air the automatic rematch clause in your contract is nullified (Vanessa jumps up and down like she's having a tantrum) What that means is you can disband your company or you wait until Savior Series and challenge Mandy then if she's still champion
Vanessa: NO WAY! I'M NOT DISBANDING MY COMPANY! GIVE ME MY REMATCH!
Teddy: Hey I'd love to but my hands tied and what's done is done playa holla (Teddy's music hits and he walks backstage)
Todd: Well it looks like Vanessa won't get what she wants (Show fades to break)
Show fades back in(Jack Swagger standing in the middle of the ring)
Striker: Welcome back to Smack Down where the all American Jack Swagger in the ring
Todd: Well Swagger not scheduled for action but out her dressed for a match
Swagger: Since I've come to Smack Down in the draft I have been over shadowed by three letters A.O.L (Fans start the A.O.L chants) The A.O.L that group of freaks who are nothing more than grown up version of the nerds I used to pound on high school led by some dreadlocked loser who thinks he's a black Curt Cobaine. (Fans boo) I am an all American, American, American and I have the accolades to prove that I'm better than Hodges and his entire group that why right here tonight in my home state of Oklahoma I'm challenging Hodges for the Intercontinental Championship! At Summer Slam(fans cheer ) Hodges I know you're back stage with that sideshow you call a girlfriend so If you're any kind of a man come out and face me
Striker: Well Swagger calling out The Arch Angel(Interrupted by Alberto Del Rio's music)
Todd: Yeah but that's not Hodges that's Alberto Del Rio
Striker: Well EL Horonesto making his way to the ring. Todd look at the regal white scarf the sign of purity among Spanish royalty
Del Rio: Are you challenging Hodges (Swagger nods) No my friend I think time you realize that I'm the only one capable of ridding the WWE of that rat The Arch Angel just like I did that peasant Rey Mysterio and I don't care if I have to go through you. So save yourself some embarrassment (Interrupted by the lights going out and David's theme Skillet's Falling Inside The Black hitting)
Todd: Well here comes the Intercontinental Champion (David and Kim walk out in street clothes David is wearing an "Angel Nation t-shirt and jeans and has a black cast on his left arm with a cross on it and is carrying his IC belt Kim is wearing very short cut offs with her butt hanging out a little and an cut up A.O.L t-shirt showing off her stomach and almost all her upper body tattoos )
Striker: The Arch Angel and his Dark queen Kim at his side
David: You two want to be my next victims. Are you forgetting what I did to CM PUNK and The SES. I WIPED THEM FROM EXSITANCE!
Todd: Hodges back at Lawless Massacre in that brutal Angel's Wrath match destroying Punk to regain his IC title
Striker: And taking out the SES before hand.
David: I left Punk with a broken leg 96 stitches a shattered nose a ruptured kidney 5 compress vertebrae a broken jaw a shattered eye socket fractured skull and missing a pint of blood and three teeth. CM punk will lucky to be able to walk let alone wrestle again and you two want to be next? (Chuckles with a sadistic smile) Fine (Fans cheer)
Todd: Well Hodges agreeing to put up his title
Striker: But who
David: But it will be in a no holds barred street fight!(fans cheer) Now I can't possibly face both of you seeing as I have a broken arm. So here's what's going to happen (Kim reaches into here bra and pulls out a coin and hands it to David) I'm going to flip this coin heads I face Mexican JBL at summer slam tails I face biff from Back to the future (David flips the coin and catches it looks at and smiles) The winner is Swagger ( fans cheer and Del Rio freaks) Hey Alberto don't be mad cause next week you get your shot. Next Week It'll be you and me for the title (David's Music hits and he and Kim walk to the back)
Striker: Well Its going to be Hodges vs. Swagger for the IC title at Summer Slam
Todd: That's if he gets past Alberto Del Rio and I think Del Rio could be finished (Show fades to break)
(Show fades back in with Mandy in work out clothes consisting of an air force blue spandex sports bra and matching short work out shorts the Camera pans out to show she's sitting on Taylor's back who is doing push ups in purple version of Mandy's outfit)
Mandy: 89, 90, 91, ( knock on the door) Come in (Mandy gets off Taylor's back and both girls get to their feet as Cass walks in her work out gear consisting of a red sports bra and black yoga pants and a pair of shades)
Cass: Hey guys got a sec
Taylor: (Runs her hands through Cass's hair)Oh trust me we always have time for anything you want Cass
Mandy: And we mean anything
Cass: That's just it you to keep flirting with me and its driving me nuts! And making me hot ! (Cass walks up to them backing them to the wall)
Taylor: Wait what are you saying (Cass pushes Taylor against the wall and pins her arms by her head and flashes her fangs)
Cass: I'm saying this wolf's in heat ( Cass bites Taylor's neck making an orgasmic look come on her face)
Mandy: Hey what about-(Gets cut off by Cass pulling her into a three way kiss with her and Taylor Cass then rips off their sports bras and pushes them to the ground)
Cass: OOOOWWLL (rips off her sports bra and pounces on them as the camera shows the wall as moans come from all three)
Taylor: OH CASS BITE ME HARDER (Show fades to break)
Later that night: (Camera shows Trish rubbing Lita's shoulders loosening her up for her mach Lita is wearing her black pants she wore in her last match and a white sports bra while Trish is wearing skin tight acid wash distressed jeans and a tank top)
Trish: Right their babe
Lita: Yeah but to other muscles need to be loosened up (Trish smiles and sits on Lita's lap an kisses her just as there's a knock at the door) Come in (David Kim Katie Mandy Taylor and Cass walk in David is carrying a red and black box)
Trish: Dave guys what's up
David: Well you guys have been huge influences on us and we wanted to offer you and would be honored if you excepted membership in the A.O.L (Kim opens the box pulls out a sleeveless A.O.L midrift shirt for Lita and a A.O.L motorcycle vest for Trish. Trish grabs the vest and puts it on and makes the A symbol with her fingers and they all hug)
Lita: I got three things to say A,O,L ! (Lita puts her shirt on and the show fades to break)
(Show fades back in as Mickie James music hits)
Striker: Welcome back to Smack Down as we get set for our main event action
Announcer: The following is your main event Divas match set for one fall introducing first from Richmond VA Mickie James!
Todd: Mickie making her way to the ring for what maybe the last time.
Striker: That's right if Lita wins Mickie has to leave the WWE (Finishes as Lita's music hits)
Announcer: And her opponent from Atlanta GA by way of Sanford NC being Accompanied Trish Stratus Lita!
Todd: Lita and Trish making their way to ring for this contest of pride these two.
Striker: If you look at the history with these three women Mickie with this obsession with Trish at one point dressing like her Mickie of course winning two of her women's championships from Trish and her wife Lita
Todd: Well this match is underway and lets look at Lita vs. Mickie round two
Mickie and Lita circle the ring sizing each other up before going into a collar elbow hold which Lita turns into a hip toss but Mickie lands on her feet and hits Lita with clothes line and goes followed by a double knee drop to the stomach and a blatant choke with her hand while screaming she belongs with me until the ref breaks them up. Mickie then picks Lita up by the hair and flings her into the corner. She then hops up and hits her with closed punches while the ref counts to five until she hops down she hits her with a knee to the ribs
Striker: Well Mickie James dominating this match can she keep it up we'll find out when we return (Show fades to break)
(Show fades back in with Mickie covering Lita only getting a two before rolling her over and locking in a rear chin lock)
Todd: Welcome back to Smack Down main event Divas action Mickie James vs. Lita. And during the break it Lita was on the offensive (split screen shows Lita hitting Mickie with right hands)
Striker: Then watch this Mickie coming off the ropes with a spinning heel kick connecting with the throat of Lita and here we are with Mickie with that beautiful chin lock. (Camera shows Trish pounding the apron trying to get the crowd behind Lita)
Todd: There you see Lita's wife trying to get the crowd on Lita's side (The fans start the Lita chant and Lita gets to the ropes and Mickie breaks the hold after the ref gets to four)
Mickie slams Lita's face in the mat then goes up to the top rope and goes for a cross body but at the last moment Lita gets her knees up then hops up in rock like fashion and hits Mickie with the Lita-conrana as she gets up. She then picks her up and hits the Twist of fate in the middle of the ring. She hops up top rope making the fans go nuts then gives a what the hell look and takes off her shirt before hitting the Lita sault and going for the cover.
Striker: Lita with the moon sault cover 1,2,3 its over ( Lita's music hits and the show fades to black)
Raw: (sometime towards the middle of the show. Camera shows David Kim Mandy Taylor Victoria Cass, Chyna Katie and Curt walking thought the backstage area before being stopped at a metal detector by an attractive female security guard)
Security: I'm sorry I'm going to have to go through the metal detector guys could you put you belts on the table (Every one with a belt puts it on the table and David walks up first)
David: Lets get this over with (The David's metal belt buckle jean chain and cell phone sets off the detector he shows the woman and walks through Kim goes through and sets the device)
Security: Ma'am please empty your pockets
Kim: Ugh fine (Kim reaches into her the pocket of her leather pants and pulls out her cell phone. Then walks through again setting of the device again)
Security: Maybe its your belt ( Kim takes off her handcuff belt and walks through again setting off the device again) Ma'am I'm going ask that you remove your boots
Kim: C'mon you gotta be kidding me (Kim drops to her knee and takes of her boots and places them on the table and walks through setting of the device)
Security: Ma'am I'm going to ask you to remove your pants and shirt
Kim: What!
Katie: Kim come on we got business to handle
Security: Ma'am please
Kim: Ok (Kim pulls off her shirt and pants revealing her black lace bra and matching boy shorts and all her tattoos then walks through again setting off the device again)
Security: Ma'am I'm going to have to wand you
Kim: ok but this bull
Security: Hold your arms out and stand with your feet apart(Kim rolls her eyes and does what the guard ask. The guard waves the wand over Kim's bra and the front of her panties setting the wand off) Ma'am do you
Kim: Yes I have nipple and clit rings want a closer look
Security: Go through all of you are fine( everyone walks through and Mandy and Taylor stop)
Mandy: you know you're cut and if you want to you can give me and Taylor a private search
Taylor: Yeah anytime we have some "magic wands" of our own we know you'd love to play with (Show fades to break)
(Show fade in with The A.O.L theme Tech N9ne's Riot Maker )
King: Well welcome back to Raw as we see Michael Cole's favorite group
Cole: The A.O.L The most over rated group in history lead by that Jeff Hardy wanna be The Arch Angel David Hodges
King: Overrated do you not see the belts Hodge is a two time IC champion he beat the Undertaker for the world title he won the unified tag titles and the Royal rumble in the same night his tag partner is the current cruiser weight champion, His friend Mandy is the Women's Champion and Victoria and Cass are the Divas Tag Team Champions
Cole: Hodges and his group are a menace and you know it are you forgetting they attacked me a few months ago let alone that Mandy and Taylor are couple of tramps
David: Cut the music
King: Well Hodges has something to say
David: Now I know some of you are wondering where's Christian. Well Christian called me up and said Dave um my kids are scared of me and I don't want to let you down but I think I need to leave the crew. Now I was upset but I said Christian brother I know how important family is so do what you have to do
Cole: Well at least Christian wised up
David: But now too one of the reasons We're here The Uso's (fans cheer) Uso's a few weeks ago I offered you membership and my offer still stands but sooner or later you'll have to make a choice.
King: Well Hodges saying the offer for the Usos to join him still stands
David: Now for another reason we're here about a month ago a little lost lamb came to us looking to join us. I saw the weakness in her and decided to give her to Mandy and Taylor because she needed to be molded and shaped pushed until she was broken then pushed further and a few weeks ago she became what I wanted her to be and what she could be. So without further introduction please welcome the artist formally known as Kelly, Kelly
King: Artist formally known as Kelly, Kelly? (Motley Cru's Just Another Psycho hits)
Cole: Oh my god they've brain washed her (Kelly makes her way to the ring carrying a trash can and a box. Her hair is now jet black and pulled into a fohawk with pink and blonde streaks in it she is wearing a cut up A.O.L shirt that shows her stomach and double pierced belly button a pair tight low raise tattered skinny jeans and black boots a studded belt with chains fingerless fishnet gloves. Her new look is rounded out by her heavy black and pink eyeliner black nail polish black lipstick and two silver Snake Bite piercings on each side of her bottom lip)
King: Cole shut up the artist formally known as Kelly, Kelly has something to say
Kelly: Take it off show your tits. All things that each and every you fans shouted while Vince McMahon exploited me I was nineteen years old and he had me taking my clothes off like a whore! And what so bad about it is I let it go on I let go on because I didn't love myself and I needed to play that part. I had to drown myself in alcohol and pills just to function my parents turned their backs on me. Then I saw the light around The A.O.L and The Arch Angel. Through the guidance of him and Maylor I finally love who I am and have become the sick and twisted psycho I was meant to be (Fans cheer)
Cole: I can't believe this Hodges and his cult brainwashed Kelly
King: Brainwashed the way Kelly says it she was saved by Hodges (Kelly pours the box containing her Gear into the trash can)
Cole: Saved? Hodges let Maylor beat her until she went nuts and became a freak like the rest of them( Kelly pours lighter fluid into the trash can)
Kelly: From this point on the Barbie doll Known as Kelly ,Kelly is dead(drops a lit match into the can) From now on Kelly Zion lives (Kelly does a Raven like pose as her music hit and the others pat her back and hug her)
King: Well Kelly, Kelly or should I say Kelly Zion is the new member of the A.O.L
Cole: I hope she realizes her career is over( Show fades to break)
Superstars:( Show comes back from break with the ring set up like a bondage club slash lounge)
Striker: Welcome to Smack Down as we get set for the Debut of Gunner's Dungeon( Gunner's music hits)
Todd: And her comes the self proclaimed king of controversy (Gunner crawls to the ring dressed in a white fishnet shirt and black leather and lace pants and leather boots his outfit rounded out by his normal collar and his cotton candy blue hair)
Gunner: Good evening play toys and welcome to the dungeon. Where your daddy is here to ask those hard hitting questions that will bring you nothing but painful pleasure. And even you don't right now I will make you love it
Striker: Well Gunner with that ever present dominate streak
Gunner: Now for my first guest aside from being a drunken fire crotch excuse for a woman she is a member of the Ever controversial A.O.L and the WWE Cruiser weight Champion The Renegade Katie Perritt ( Katie's theme Rob Zombie's Living Dead Girl hits)
Todd: Well the firsts guest in the dungeon The Renegade Katie Perritt (Katie walks to ring in her normal gear slash street clothes consisting of stone washed ripped jeans combat boots and a spaghetti strap tank top and her A.O.L motorcycle vest)
Gunner: Katie have a seat welcome to the dungeon
Katie: Thanks you don't mine if I drink do you(Katie pulls her flask from her waistband and takes a drink)
Gunner: Go ahead we all know how good you are at swallowing alcohol
Katie: Well not as good as you are at swallowing other liquid substances Gunner (fans laugh)
Gunner: Funny you know you and I have a lot in common we're both what you call equal opportunity lusters. We both have talents outside the ringside yours being tattoos and mine being dominance which more than qualifies me to be cruiser weight champion
Katie: So that's what this is about you think you deserve a shot at my title
Gunner: Think I know at Extreme Rulez I smacked you a round like my little red headed bitch!( Katie hits him with her flask then stars punching him)
Striker: Well The Renegade obviously taking some offense to what Gunner Shaw had to say and Todd I think its safe to say that this episode of the dungeon has fallen apart
Todd: Gee you think
Katie: I knew you'd try this crap that's why I already made the match you and me for the cruiser weight title at summer slam( Katie Drops the mic as her music hits and walks back up the ramp)
Smack Down:(after the first match show opens with Chyna's music)
Striker: Welcome back to Smack Down where we see the ninth wonder of the world Chyna (Chyna walks to ring in street clothes consisting jeans and her A.O.L tank top)
Todd;(Fans break into the Chyna chants) The fans cheering Chyna who made her return some months ago
Chyna: Thank you. For the past few months you fans have given me the joy I have always sought in my career and in my life. Which is why after my rematch with Beth Phoenix at Summer Slam win lose or draw I will officially retire (Fans gasp)
Todd: Well the fans taking this hard
Striker: Well certainly this a shock (Camera cuts to backstage to Kim holding CM Punk's tattered mask and smiling as David comes up behind him and bites her ear tugging at it making her smile)
David: Do you like your trophy my love
Kim: Umm yes he was so easy to destroy I loved watching you spill his blood (chuckles as David kisses her neck)
David: Glad to hear it because tonight I shall bring you another trophy for your collection when I rid the world of Alberto Del Rio
Kim: One more trophy one more body one more step away from the Judis Evan Bourne and your world title (Kim and David kiss and the show fades to break)
(Show fades back in with a close up of ring announcer Justin Roberts)
Justin: The following contest is set for one fall and is for the Intercontinental Championship (fans cheer) please welcome at this time Alberto Del Rio's personal announcer (Del Rio's music hits and he goes into his usual intro as Del Rio drives out in black Aston Martin and gets out in his white scarf and gold nut hugger trunks)
Striker: Their he his the picture of regal ness Alberto Del Rio
Todd: Del Rio has proven to be nothing more than a jerk
Striker: He has the right to be this man comes from Spanish royalty he's land owner in Mexico (interrupted by the Lights going dim and David's solo theme hitting making the crowd go nuts)
Todd: Well her comes the IC champion (Camera shows David Standing in his "Kid Muscle" gear in a Raven like pose with Kim kneeling beside him before he hands her the belt)
Announcer: And his opponent from Newberry County-(Cut off by David rushing the ring and hitting Del Rio with the angel press (Lou Thez press) and punching him with the cast)
Striker: Well Hodges with the Angel press going to work with that cast on that fractured arm(David picks Del Rio up and throws him into the corner then hits the Blvd Of Broken Dreams (Running front flip into a dropkick to the mid section))
Todd: Hodges Connecting with the Blvd of Broken Dreams and Del Rio's nose and bleeding and look at the look on Kim's face (camera shows Kim smiling like a five year old in a chocolate factory)
David turns Del Rio around bashes his head into the turnbuckle then hops over him hooks his arms and climbs to the top rope
Striker: Hodges going for the S.A.T ….No TOMBSTONE TOMBSTONEOFF THE TOP ROPE!
Todd: The Arch Angel with that sick tombstone piledriver off the top rope and Del Rio has to be done (Camera gets a shot of the Undertaker like look in his eyes and the evil smile on his face)
Striker: Wait Hodges isn't done (David picks Del Rio up on his shoulders then hits the Black Wing Cutter)
Todd: Black Wing cutter and if Hodge has any compassion for Del Rio he'll end this right now
Striker: That's the thing I don't think he does
David picks Del Rio up and tucks his head between his legs and points to the sky and hits the Michael Sword (front flip piledriver) Then locks in Del Rio's Arm bar Twisting it until in audible snap is heard making the ref stop the match
Announcer: Here's your winner and still Intercontinental Champion The Arch Angel David Hodges ( David's Music hits And he tells Del Rio's Announcer to give Him the mic and Del Rio's scarf. He then takes the scarf and wipes Del Rio's blood with it and gives it to Kim as she crawls in the ring and wraps herself around his leg)
David: Cut the music! Swagger I hope you were watching because nine nights this is your future (Show fades to black)
A/N: Well Angel Nation hope you loved it hit me up cause I'm a review whore and need the love and tell me what you think of the new Kelly, Kelly excuse me Kelly Zion. Anyway may the Angels watch over you peace and blessings SDR OUT