A/N: What up Angel Nation it's me SDR and welcome to mile 101 so lets get started
RAW: (Show does its normal intro)
Michael: Live from New Orleans we welcome you to MONDAY NIGHT RAW! (the lights go out and David's music hits and the Arch Angel symbol pops up on the screens in the arena and David walks out in street clothes with the WWE title around his waist and carrying the IWGP and TNA belts on his shoulder. And carrying his cane as he and Kim walk arm and arm.) And there he is
JBL: Thats right the WWE , IWGP, and TNA world champion The Arch Angel David Hodges and his dark queen Kim Blackthorn
Byron: They have been called the most powerful couple in wrestling the modern day Macho Man and Liz, on their way to the ring. (David holds the ropes open for Kim,)
Michael: but what's he doing here
David: In two weeks at Fast Lane Roman Reigns and Triple H face off the winner will face me at wrestlemania. And before that happens I want them both to think of their wives and daughters. And how I have injured crippled people. Ended careers all for these titles. Triple H you especially. How will your four little girls feel knowing daddy can't play with them cause he's been crippled by the Arch Angel (Stephanie's music hits)
JBL: Ohh boy hear comes the VP of talent relations
Michael: Well the Billion Dollar princess doesn't look too happy.
Stephanie: Who the hell do you think you are! (Fans boo and cheer) If you ever think of mentioning my kids again I'll make your life a living unimaginable hell
David: Stephanie (starts circling her like a lion ) Stephanie Stephanie. You hate me don't you (fans cheer) I see it in your eyes but I see something else. I see a look you used to give Hunter. A look you gave me when I walked out of this company. A look that says you want me (fans cheer)
Michael: What
David: And its ok cause I've always had a thing for you ever since I was a kid when I used to watch you strut to the ring in those short little mini skirts that wild hair and I couldn't control myself at times like now (David grabs Stephanie and kisses her before Stephanie pushes him away and slaps him and leaves the ring as David's music hits)
Byron: Guys I don't know what to make of this
JBL: Me neither but Hodges is protegee of the Undertaker. And the deadman is master of mind games
Later That Night: (Camera has a close up of Renee Young)
Renee: Please welcome my guest at this time Kim Blackthorn and her husband the WWE world champion The Arch Angel David Hodges (Fans cheer as David and Kim walk into frame ) Now Kim earlier tonight we saw David not only make a pass at but kiss Stephanie MacMhon how do you feel about that
Kim: Renee David and I have an understanding when it comes to Stephanie as well as other women we consider ravishing like Stephanie. We have an understanding and that is sharing is caring. In fact seeing my dark Angelic warrior kiss Stephanie with such passion such fire got me so hot. And the thought of when Stephanie gives in and seeing her underneith my beloved their bodies soaked in sweat turns me on so muc I (Grabs David and frenches him while the fans cheer) sorry Renee you were saying.
Rennee: Uhhh moving on what about Roman Regins
David: Who oh the Rock's little cousin. Yeah he's what I call a nonfactor. He should just stick to something he'd be good at like being a stand in for the nomad guy from Game Of Thrones. I'm only worried about Triple H. Not only beating him but cuckolding him when I take his wife. Now we have a plane to catch (David and Kim walk off camera)
Renee: Back to you guys
Impact: (show goes through its normal intro)
Josh: Welcome to Impact Josh Matthews the Pope and the Renegade at ringside and what night we have here in the Impact zone.
Pope: That's right Daddy huge main event. For the first time since 2010 Jay Lethal competes in a TNA ring as he defends the Ring Of Honor World Title against the current TNA WWE and IWGP World Heavyweight champion The Arch Angel David Hodges.
Katie: Also tonight we say goodbye to one of the most talented women in the business Lydia Dumas makes her retierment speech (Finishes as Travler by Chris Stapleton hits) Well its time for our opening match
Announcer: The following contest is set for one fall introducing first from Augsta GA weighing in at 219lbs Theo Wagner! (Theo walks out in short red trunks with three black flamming stars on the back with Wagner going over top like the top rocker of a motorcycle club jacket matching knee pads and boot covers matching mechanics shirt with no sleeves and matching trucker cap)
Josh: Well the former Tristan Devlin making his way to the ring as sort of a redebut
Katie: Yeah changing his name to Theo Wagner now that he's been disowned by his rich daddy and took back the name his mom gave him but I want to see how he does (Finishes as DJ Z's music hits)
Announcer: And his opponent from washington DC DJ Z!
Pope: Well guys DJ Z a former X-division champion is no slouch and lets see how this one goes for the newly christend Theo Wagner
Theo hits DJ Z with a standing missile dropkick. Followed by a fishermens buster then goes for the cover
Katie: Cover 1,2,3!
Announcer: Here's your winner Theo Wagner!
Josh: Well Theo picking up a quick win but we still have more Impact to come (Show cuts to break)
Later That Night: ( show comes back with the ring set up like a cross between a night club and Geisha house with five chairs in the ring. Rio Geisha is wearing a short sexy kimono fishnets and heels)
Rio: My name is Rio Geisha and welcome to the first offical episode of the Geisha House the sexiest show talk show in pro wrestling (fans cheer) Now please welcome your host Sophie Darling Geisha! (Sophie walks out in lingerie stockings and heels being escorted by Alex Velez)
Josh: Well folks its time for the Geisha House as we see Sophie Darling geisha being escorted to the ring by Alex Velez
Pope: Sophie Promised this to be the sexiest talk show in wrestling and judging by the way both she and her "sister" Rio are dressed I'm inclined to agree
Katie: Well lets watch and see
Sophie: Welcome to my house (fans cheer) Now my first guest made a big splash and caused some controversy when they debuted by attacking Maylor last week so please welcome from Cape Town South Africa The Blood Diamonds (Mayhem by Halestorm hits and the three women who attacked Maylor walk out wearing the same clothes they wore when they attacked each wearing one of Taylor's dreads on their belts)
Josh: Well Katie those are in fact three women who attacked Mandy and Taylor. Katie you were there to make the save but as we see they did take some if not all of Taylor's hair as trophies
Katie: I see it Josh I see it
Sophie: Welcome ladies before we start the questions why don't you intoduce yourselves starting with you red
The half asian: My name is Margot Delecruxe
The brown haired one: I'm Zoe Rochelle
The black one: Staci Matonda and we are the blood diamonds the greatest thing to come out of South Africa! (Fans boo)
Sophie: Ok girls now to the big question are you tops or bottoms (Fans cheer) I mean the people want to know
Zoe: Sophie no disrespect to you but we came here for a serious interview not to be made light of
Sophie: Ok then why TNA why Maylor
Margot: Simple on both counts we're here to hunt them down take them out and prove we're the elite and that Mandy and Taylor are only were they are becase of there connections
Zoe: That's right while Mandy and Tay were biding their time in school and the Air Force my girl Staci and I were fight clubing our way out of the slums of Cape Town. Into the MMA cages
Staci: Yeah and Margot here is a trained mercenary and game hunter which is why we took these lovely little pelts from Taylor. (Crowd cheers as Mandy and Taylor run out jump the Diamonds both are in street clothes Taylor wearing a skull cap)
Katie: Well bout damn time (Mandy almost get an upper hand but get stopped by the numbers game)
Josh: Well the numbers game getting the best of Maylor (crowd cheers as someone hops the barricade)
Pope: Ramu! Taylor's little sister Ramu! (Ramu runs off the diamonds and stands with Mandy and Taylor)
Katie: And now the diamonds have lost the number's advantage (show cuts to break)
(Show comes back with Taylor Mandy and Ramu back stage)
Taylor: Hey Blood Diamonds you thought you'd get away with back jumping us away with doing this! (Yanks off her hat reaveling her hair cut short like the girl in the Divergent movies) Oh no!
Mandy: Yeah no way in hell do you South African bitches get away with that. You wanted a fight you got it and as for your little numbers game we got our little sister Ramu kid talk to 'em
Ramu: (Rants in Japanese) Blood Diamond death is coming! (does the cut throat motion and all three walk off and the camera cuts to the arena as Lydia's music hits)
Josh: Well as Maylor and Ramu answer the challenge of the Blood Diamonds we see Lydia Dumas take one last walk to the ring
Katie: I'll be the first to say that Lydia and Mandy put on an intense match going over an hour before she pulled out an amazing victory. I'll also be the first to say she'll be missed.
Pope: Definatly now lets hear what Lydia has to say
Lydia: (fans chant thank you Lydia) No thank you! Thank you for letting me be myself my career is over but I hope I will not be forgotten. In fact I know I won't be because each and everyone of you have made me a star and I think you and (gets cut off by Kim's music)
Josh: Well this could be interresting
Katie: Yeah misses Angel on her way to the ring
Kim: You and I have beatin each other bloody time and time again. But instead of waiting for me to have my baby. You have your last match with Mandy. That pisses me off and I have one thing to say. (Kim sighs) Thank you for being the best opponent I ever had and good luck (Kim holds out her hand and the fans cheer )
Lydia: Kim thank you too (They shake hands and hug as the fans cheer and Lydia's music hits)
Josh: A great way to end a career ( Kim holds Lydia's hands up and Lydia bows as the show cuts to break)
Later that night: (Show comes back with a close up of the Announce team)
Josh: Welcome back to Impact as we get set for our main event
Katie: That's right my boy the Angel man claims the ROH worldheavyweight title for his own
Pope: I'm not so sure about that Jay Lethal when he was here was a multi time X-division champion. Not to mention he has Truth Martini in his corner
Katie: Pope you said the same thing about Okada but David proved he's the new sixty minute man and the new phenom not to mention he has the minister of propaganda and his beloved dark queen in his corner
Josh: Well lets take up to SoCal Val for the announcements (Camera gets a close up of Val)
Val: The following contest is your main event and is set for one fall and is for the Ring Of Honor Worldheavyweight Championship (David's music hits and the camera pans to the ramp) introducing first from Newberry County SC representing The Venom Ministry weighing in a 226lbs the current TNA WWE and IWGP WORLDHEAVYWEIGHT Champion ! Being accompanied by Kim Blackthorn and Vanessa Trinty Mast The Arch Angel David Hodges! (David walks to the ring carrying the IWGP and WWE belts on his arms and wearing the TNA Belt he's also wearing the all white gear he wore at royal rumble)
Katie: Well here he comes the only true world champion in wrestling my brother The Arch Angel David Hodges
Josh: Hodges has been extremely successful when it comes to gaining his titles but a factor in this match is going to be the exhaustion factor. He had to fly to Japan where he wrestled for sixty minutes and then fly back to the states then fly to new orleans then back here. He has to be feeling jet lag (Finishes as Jay Lethal's ROH theme hits)
Announcer: And his opponent being accompanied by Truth Martini from Newark NJ weighing in at 220 lbs he is the current ROH WORLDHEAVYWEIGHT Champion Jay Lethal! (Jay walks out in his normal gear)
Pope: Well we'll see if exhaustion is a factor if as we see Jay Lethal step foot in a TNA ring since 2010 to defend his title (Jay gets in the ring with taking off his robe and belt and catches David off guard and knocking him to the mat and punching him)
Katie: Look at this Lethal having to catch my boy of guard Pope you and me we call that stilling in the streets
Pope: Yeah we do but its all fair in wrestling
Jay climbs to the top rope
Josh: Looks like Lethal's going Hail To The King! (Lethal goes for the elbow drop and misses as David rolls away) Hodges barely getting away!
Katie: That's my boy
David gets up to his knees and then hits Jay with the Angel press as he gets to his feet
Pope: Angel press vintage Hodges and this could be a quick one
Katie: I know its cleche but the champ isn't getting paid by the hour
David sits Lethal up and locks in the broken wing with a body sicssors.
Josh: BROKEN WING BROKEN WING!
Jay tries to fight out of the hold but David pulls tighter and Truth Martini bangs on the apron.
Pope: Well that submission that won him the IWGP title could be the way he wins
Truth hops on the apron and tries distract David and the ref but David keeps the hold locked in and Vanessa hits Truth with a low blow. Then yanks him off the apron and super kicks him
Katie: And the minister of propaganda paying major dividends
The ref goes over to Jay and David and calls for the bell and David breaks the hold showing Jay passed out
Announcer: Her is your winner and New Ring Of Honor WORLDHEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION The Arch Angel David Hodges ( Vanessa and Kim come in and hand David the ROH title and he holds it up)
Katie: Well folks just as I predicted my boy adds another ten pounds of gold to his trophy case. (David holds up six fingers)
Josh: Well the champ signaling he only needs six more belts to tie with his hero Ultimo Dragon
A/N: Well folks that's that hope you enjoyed it peace love SDR OUT