A Portuguese aristocrat, Lady Tatiana Cunha Teixeira, visits Team Possible's campus to deliver fortunes. When Kim's fortune got her poisoned, the team confront the aristocrat, not expecting her to become half a scorpion.
(Scene opens on campus, where Megan was meditating in the center of a square before it reveals Kim and Ron hiding behind trees and splitting off before Hannah appeared from behind bushes and jumps out, with Kim and Ron following afterwards after Megan. Megan then heard their footsteps and opened her eyes, breaking out of her meditation state and defending herself from the punches and kicks her friends were about to deliver, parrying and backsliding all while Megan defended herself, applying self-defense tactics and even shoving them away, demonstrated with Hannah and Ron before parrying Kim's punch and flipping behind her to shove her away, before the three pose for another round and Megan poses for self-defense when Aiden popped out)
Aiden: And, time! Well, Meg, you certainly have some self-defense skills!
Megan: Yeah, but Kim? I don't understand why we have to do this.
Kim: Because they're now after me personally.
Ron: For clearance, it's the Latin Frenzy guys.
Everyone else: We know!
Ron: Okay, because I thought you guys were going to refer to someone else.
Aiden: To clarify, Naco Man, we're facing a multitude of threats besides the Latin Frenzy. We've got the Revolution Brotherhood, the Khufu's Eye, the Dr. Drakken and Shego wannabe cyborgs, the Atlantean, and Kim's shadow… just to name a few.
Ron: Brrrrr… I just wish they were like our old foes, KP.
Kim: Ron, they're NOT like our old foes. And Meg's right, I suppose life is getting harder, but so do our foes too. We've got to learn how to adapt to these.
(A woman with grey hair, glasses, and wearing formal attire, passing by stops nearby)
Dean: You're quite right, Ms. Possible.
(The team turn to see the woman)
Kim: Dean Hardy? What are you doing out here?
Dean Hardy: Out for a walk. Isn't everyone out here, anyway? As for YOU guys, I'm Makenna Sara Hardy, Dean of the College of Arts and Sciences.
Ron: Are any of us in trouble, Dean?
Megan: Ron, this is college. We did not plagiarize or commit crimes, or something like that.
Dean Hardy: You must be Ron Stoppable that Kim told me about. She also told me you guys are dating.
Ron: KP, how did you get along with a DEAN of all people?!
Kim: We met at a donuts with the dean thing. Because I was majoring in arts and sciences, I invited myself to it.
Dean Hardy: I'm glad you did, Ms. Possible. Which reminds me. (Reaches for her pocket) I've got a list of more events that the College of Arts and Sciences is hosting.
(The dean hands Kim a list of events, which the donuts with the dean was already passed, but one event that caught her eye is "Fortune Telling with Lady Tatiana!")
Kim: Huh. I wonder who Lady Tatiana is.
(Scene then shifts to the Team Possible sitting at the campus Bueno Nacho, having food)
Megan: How could you two NOT know who Lady Tatiana is?
Kim: Are we supposed to know?
Ron: Yeah, I mean we saved the world many times we never had time to catch on.
Megan (to Aiden): Techie, share our knowledge with them.
Aiden: Lady Tatiana Cunha Teixeira. She's an aristocrat influencing politics in Lisbon, Portugal. While she isn't doing that, she heads to Rio de Janeiro or Sao Paulo in Brazil, creating community service projects to help the poor.
Kim: Why is she called an aristocrat, then?
Aiden: I don't know, but it's perhaps down to the House of Teixeira she resides in with her family. People still call them aristocrats.
Ron: And why?
Aiden: I said I don't know, okay?
Hannah: They say, in her spare time, she helps people deliver fortunes, kind of like regular fortune tellers. Some of my Green Beret friends stationed in Lisbon received fortunes from her.
Kim: Sounds like we got a lot on this Lady Tatiana.
Ron: Well, I am more than happy to meet her. Isn't that right buddy?
Rufus: Uh-huh!
Kim: Okay, but it seems we can meet her tomorrow night. I better get back to class.
Megan: Oh, I'm coming with! We've got comparative government together!
Kim: Right. And after this, we're training again.
Megan: Sounds good.
(Kim and Megan then leave the restaurant)
Aiden: Ron, we never got to hear your thoughts on Meg's and my new outfits. What'd you think?
Ron: I like it! You're looking totally ready for field hacking! By the way, do you keep food in that vest?
Aiden: What? No. I keep gadgets and whatever else I need to tackle your tech problems.
Ron: Aw, come on, man!
Aiden: Hey, if you're planning to bring snacks, do it yourself!
Hannah: Sorry, Ron, but I'm with Aiden on this one.
Ron: Aww… Rufus, can you back me up here?
(Rufus pops out and chitters, to Aiden and Hannah's confusion)
Ron: See? He's up for snacks even when I am up on a mission!
Aiden: Ah, whatever.
(Scene cuts to Kim and Megan entering the room that resembles a dojo, where Megan's Kung Fu club was meeting, complete with students kung fu fighting on the floor)
Kim: So, this is what your Kung Fu club does?
Megan: Yup. When we aren't doing that, though, we're training for tournaments against other Kung Fu clubs.
Kim: I see. (Positioning herself) Well, shall we begin?
Megan (posing): Oh, I can't wait! Let's do it.
(Kim and Megan then go at it, with Megan going on the offense as some people stopped to see them. While Megan deployed rapid movements, Kim dodges and parries twice before knocking Megan on the ground, back first. Megan then quickly flipped herself back up and posed for another round)
Kim: Where'd you pull that off?
Megan: I've been training for a LONG time, Kim.
(Kim and Megan get back at it, but this time Megan's entire club was watching as Megan was still deploying her usual moves, and Kim demonstrates self-defense to Megan's offensive moves as other people watched nearby. Megan then had an opportunity opened after parrying Kim, and she took it, knocking Kim to the ground, earning the applause of her fellow club members)
Megan (extending a hand, teasing): Come on, does the great Kim Possible give in this easily?
Kim: Nope. Which is why I now give YOU a point. Best two out of three?
Megan (pulling Kim up): You got it.
(Megan and Kim get ready once more, and people cheered them on. This time, Kim was on the offense as Megan applied self-defense tactics as she avoided Kim's strikes and blocked punches and kicks. Megan then manages to disrupt her balance unnaturally fast, making Kim stumble before knocking her to the ground, and Megan's other club members cheered her on. Kim sat up with her mouth hanging open, as she never saw Megan move that fast)
Kim: Meg, how'd you pull that one off?
Megan: Uh, I might have been training too hard on that one. Sorry.
Kim: No, this might be something else. I've never seen someone make me tumble this quickly. How did you do it?
Megan (hesitant): I… I guess I'm too agile, okay? I think discipline may need to be applied there.
Kim: Hmm… I guess so. Now, come on. I think the fortune telling is tomorrow.
(Kim and Megan then walk out of the room)
Megan: Are you coming with?
Kim: Yeah. It isn't the first time I tried something like this. Like the time I tried Animology, and I am a Blue Fox.
Megan: Oh, no way! I'm a Lavender Cheetah!
Kim: The most agile and fastest of all, yeah?
Megan: Yeah, and I don't think I can stop to think on that. (Realizing something) Hang on, did you say yours was a Blue Fox?
Kim: I can't resist a challenge, and I'm a natural leader. Why?
Megan: Well, I kind of have a feeling that Platinum Wolf-
Kim (interrupting): He believes he's an apex predator trying to get one over on me. He's strong, sure, but he NEVER accounted for how I got around him.
Megan: Oh… Got ya!
(Scene then shifts to sunset, where Kim and her team were on concrete paths heading to the Davids International Student Center for Fortune Telling with Lady Tatiana)
Ron: Do we have to head down south of campus to see this aristocrat?
Aiden: Because she came from Lisbon today.
Ron: Right. Remind me, is it Portugal or Spain where it's at?
Aiden (deadpan): Portugal.
Megan (whispering to Kim): Is he always like this?
Kim: Let's just say he doesn't pay attention sometimes, but he's capable of anything.
Ron: What?
(The team then reach the DISC, where they found students already at the event, trying out different methods of it, ranging from pendulum reading to spirit board reading)
Kim: Sorry, but none of those apply to me.
Hannah: What? Why not?
Kim: People don't know what their futures are, and this is what they turn to?
Megan: Kim, it's just a fun gag. Nothing too serious about that.
(Just then, among students, they notice a woman with almond eyes and brown curly hair donning a green and yellow detailed one-shoulder gown, black arm sleeves, and glass slippers passed by with a man in a suit and bowtie, which in turn catches the team's attention)
Lady Tatiana: Saudades Possible, sim? Welcome to Fortune Telling with Lady Tatiana. That's me. This is my butler and valet, Vicente.
Kim (introducing her friends): This is my team. This is Ron, Megan, Aiden, and Hannah.
Megan: Hi!
Hannah: Nice to meet you.
Vicente (referring to Aiden): Her friend seems to be interested in your brooch, my lady.
Lady Tatiana: Oh, this, my dear? My family is fascinated with scorpions. There's also this diadem on top to represent the patriarch or matriarch. That's me, too.
Aiden: I see. Well, I am making a robotic scorpion as part of my Robo-Critters collection.
Lady Tatiana: Scorpions are indeed a part of "critters" as you dears call it. Though, I call them arachnids.
Ron (changing subject): So, what are we supposed to do here?
Lady Tatiana: Well, you can try out any of the fortune telling tables set out.
Kim: I'll pass on those. Do you have anything?
Lady Tatiana: Ah, well, there is a raffle where you will receive your fortune from me.
Megan: Ooh, ooh! Can I have one? Where can I enter?
Lady Tatiana (softly): Calm down, dear. There are tables where all you do is write your name and student ID down.
Megan (dashing by): Later, gators!
Hannah (walking): I'm going with her.
Aiden (joining Hannah): Me too.
(Lady Tatiana then turns back to Kim and Ron)
Lady Tatiana: You're not going to join the raffle, Mister e Miss?
Kim: (sigh) My new teammates are always putting me in these. So, yes.
(As Kim left, she pulls Ron alongside as the scene then cuts to an audience gathering in a multipurpose room with set up chairs as Team Possible took their seats in front)
Kim: I want to know who'll be winning the raffle.
Hannah: My friends have told me about her, so I am dying to get a fortune from her.
(Just then the crowd went quiet when the speaker came on stage)
Speaker: We have our winners of the raffle to see Lady Tatiana personally!
(The speaker opened his envelope and read off the names)
Speaker: We have Kim Possible, Aiden Clarke, Megan, and Josh Quinn.
(People cheer after their names were announced)
Speaker: Now, if the winners can come up, Lady Tatiana will see you soon.
Kim (to Aiden and Megan, standing up): Well, guys, let's go.
(The scene shifts to the four around a table, where Lady Tatiana had entered, sitting in another seat across from them, holding a crystal ball)
Lady Tatiana: My dears, this is a crystal ball. It shall reveal to you your fortune.
Megan: Alright, I can't wait to see it!
Lady Tatiana: Ah, that's why you're up first, Megan.
(Lady Tatiana has her hand on the crystal ball, which emanates a fog before it shows Megan next to Kim fighting off henchmen from the Revolution Brotherhood, Khufu's Eye, and El Frenesí Latino)
Lady Tatiana: Oh. Oh! You are the mentee of Kim. I sense potential in you. Though your training is yet to be complete, you will be at Kim's level with time.
(Kim looked with intrigue and confusion as Lady Tatiana read her fortune, and then the crystal ball emanates a symbol of the philosopher's stone, a circle surrounding a triangle with a square inside that has a circle inside the square)
Lady Tatiana: There's also… a symbol of the philosopher's stone. Do you… have a talent for alchemy, I wonder?
Megan (confused): No? I guess I have a thing for chemistry.
Lady Tatiana: Then, I hope your fortune means much to you, my dear.
(Lady Tatiana expresses a gentle demeanor before moving on to Kim)
Lady Tatiana: Now, for you, Miss Possible.
(Lady Tatiana has her hand on the crystal ball, and another fog appears, until it shows the mask of Supremus Dux, which was a custom made red with a face invoking fear, with proof of it stitched together and has wrinkles, and has eyeholes and a mouth hole)
Lady Tatiana: Oh dear, I sense the greatest disturbance.
Kim (visibly shocked and shaking): Is that mask...?
Lady Tatiana: Your greatest archnemesis, Supremus Dux, is out there. Are you willing to face such a great task?
(Kim has her hands on her head, stressed about what she's hearing. She then has various flashbacks: a village in the South American rainforest, a desert town in ruins, and Antarctica with operatives around before it shifts back to the present and she groans, grabbing the concern of everyone else, including Lady Tatiana)
Lady Tatiana (concerned): Miss Possible, are you alright, my dear?
Kim: No… I keep thinking… what you told me. Supremus Dux?
Lady Tatiana: This is what the crystal ball shows. Has he caused you pain and fear?
Kim: Yes!
(Just then, the crystal ball then displays Central Asia)
Lady Tatiana: Central Asia… Was it a time of despair, or a time of joy?
Kim (stressed): I… I don't know…
Megan (stepping for Kim): I'm sorry, but if you don't mind, I would like to take her outside if you don't mind.
Lady Tatiana: I would highly recommend this, my dear. Saudades Possible doesn't appear to be well.
(Scene cuts to the middle of the night outside of the DISC, where Megan was helping Kim get back to her dorm with Ron and Hannah near them)
Megan: Are you feeling okay? Ever since Lady Tatiana told you your fortune, you've been a little… off.
Kim: I just don't have the words since she mentioned Supremus Dux again. What if I'm not ready for him? What if he strikes and I'm too late?
Ron: KP, don't think like that! You've always tackled a challenge no bueno.
Megan: Ron's right. You've defeated Drakken. You've defeated aliens. You've even defeated your own shadow! Is there anything that can stop you?
Kim: (groan) Meg, I… feel funny…
Hannah: Oh no! Kim, are you alright?
Kim (disoriented): Uh, why… am I… dizzy?
Ron: I think she's about to…
(Kim then suddenly collapsed to the ground and after Hannah caught her, Kim vomited before passing out)
Hannah (shocked): Oh Jeez! (To Ron and Megan) We've got to get her to the medical center!
Ron: No duh! She just… puked!
(Kim's unconscious self then began shaking)
Hannah (pulling out her cell phone): Okay, we've got to get her there.
(As Hannah dialed, Megan and Ron stay by Kim)
Ron: Oh, KP, what happened?!
(Scene then shifts to Gutierrez Bay Community Hospital, where Kim was on a hospital bed waking up, to her team's relief, including Aiden)
Megan: Oh, thank God you're alright!
Kim (groaning): Guys… what happened?
Aiden: The doctor told us you have been poisoned.
(Kim expressed shocked concern at his sentence)
Aiden (continuing): Not to mention there's a chance you might be numb and have high blood pressure.
Kim: What?! Are you sure you're reading that right?
(Aiden looks at his Aidunicator, which listed the symptoms of Kim's poison as the rest looked over, and then Aiden lowers his Aidunicator)
Aiden: I am… And this is NOT just poison, it's venom. Specifically, scorpion venom.
(Kim didn't have words as her heart monitor started reading irregular readings briefly)
Hannah: Uh… did that heart monitor read irregular beatings?
Kim: (groan) What? I don't know, but (feels a sharp pain in her chest) Augh! Why does it feel like I've been shot?!
Ron (reassuring, leading the others out): Alright, I think you may need some good rest. Just close your eyes, we'll be back.
(Scene cuts to the outside of Kim's hospital room)
Ron: Kim's been poisoned by a scorpion?!
Aiden: Yes!
Ron: When… no, HOW did that happen?!
Aiden: Well, the strangest thing I've seen was… there's NO scorpion sting anywhere!
Hannah (confused): How is that even possible?
Aiden: I don't know. Though, I may have a couple theories in mind…
(Scene cuts to the outside of a Portuguese stately home, which is home to the House of Teixeira, and Lady Tatiana was walking to her large library, setting her crystal ball aside when her valet Vicente came in)
Lady Tatiana: What is it, Vicente?
Vicente: Pardon me, my lady, but it's about Kim.
Lady Tatiana: Let me guess, you wanted to know WHY I decided to poison her?
Vicente: Sim. Is it because of scorpions and other arachnids?
Lady Tatiana: Allow me to tell you. A long time ago, during the War of Spanish Succession, Portugal and Great Britain went against Bourbon Spain. However, there were some… unfortunate circumstances. My ancestor, Captain Heriberto Alex Teixeira, had encountered Dr. James Possible's ancestor from England, Liam Possible, after he mistaken my ancestor for the enemy, the Spanish Tericos. Captain Teixeira was badly wounded, but they forgave each other, becoming good friends. Though, generations flying by later, and our family deemed the Possibles enemies.
Vicente: My lady, I don't believe it is healthy to hold grudges, but-
Lady Tatiana (interrupting): Some things can be forgiven and forgotten, but to me, the last word is out of place. There is no grudge. Memories are like books in a bookshelf. At first, you remember where they are perfectly, but others you keep out of mind. (Coldly) Now, bring me scorpion venom. I may not be able to speak anymore if I take this concoction.
(Scene cuts back to the rest of Team Possible, still outside Kim's room)
Megan: Wait, don't tell me that Lady Tatiana has something to do with this.
Aiden: Well, she DOES have a fascination with arachnoids. Scorpions are one of them.
Ron: I've seen enough spiders to know they freak me out!
Aiden (serious): Ron, if you don't like it, you can stay put.
Hannah: Actually, Aiden, that might be for the best.
Ron: What?
Hannah: I think Kim would appreciate you being with her the whole time. After all, you guys are dating.
Ron (down): Yeah, I guess it's for the best.
Megan: Hey, we got everything covered, okay? This will be just like last time.
Ron: You mean it's just you newbies going to save the day?
Hannah: Indeed. And don't worry. We'll be back before you can say Bueno Nacho.
(The newbies then leave down the hall with Ron watching nearby. The scene then shifts to the outside, where Aiden contacts Wade)
Aiden: Wade, we need any information you have on Kim's poison!
Wade (typing): You've already uncovered the symptoms, and I… Uh, uh oh.
Aiden: What do you mean, "uh oh?"
Wade: I've traced the scorpion venom to a rare scorpion known as the Two-Tail Devil, known for its two tails, red skin, and large size. But one person who possibly has those is Lady Tatiana.
Aiden: Called it!
Megan: So, how do we even get to Lisb… wait, where is she?
Wade (typing): Looks like she's in her estate, in Lisbon.
Megan: Called it!
Hannah: You knew?
Megan: Lucky guess. I mean, where else would she go?
Hannah: Come to think of it, she's got nothing much to do.
Aiden (stepping in): So, in conclusion, we see her now.
(Scene shifts to a plane flying, and the newbies were in it with Britina)
Hannah: Thanks for letting us ride to Lisbon, Britina.
Britina: No worries, guys. Kim told me a LOT about you. It's the least I could do since she saved me from mercenaries in Brighton.
Megan: Well, as Kim would say, (imitating Kim) it's no big.
Britina (giggling): That's not bad, Meg.
Aiden: She is under Kim's mentorship, so I wouldn't be surprised if she wants to be like her.
(Megan looks at Aiden with her brow raised)
Aiden: What? You practically look like her with your mission clothes. (To himself) Minus the gloves.
Megan: Hey, I'm eager. Besides, don't you think you can learn a bit from Wade?
Aiden: Wade? Oh my, noooo. I teach myself.
Hannah (teasingly): Oh yeah? How?
Aiden (sarcastically): Well, I have some resources to keep everything covered.
Britina: Oh, is that right?
Aiden: No, I conduct many trials and errors to ensure that the things on my blueprint come to life efficiently.
Megan: Well, that's something that we like. Something that Kim likes.
Hannah: Persistence. Something a Green Beret like me has.
(The scene then cuts to the newbies outside the front door of the manor)
Hannah: Well, who's going to go first?
Megan: Ooh, ooh! I want to ring the doorbell!
Aiden: (scoff) Of course.
(Megan then rings the doorbell, activating an old-fashioned doorbell and the door opens, revealing Vicente)
Vicente: Oh, may I help you?
Hannah: We're friends of Kim Possible. We have some concerns to share with Lady Tatiana.
Vicente: And she has been expecting her presence, whether her or you guys.
(The newbies then enter the manor, entering the grand hall lit up by lightbulbs and a chandelier)
Aiden: Huh. To think this place would fit the modern era despite its age.
Vicente: Ah, these. Lady Tatiana wanted the changes to the place.
(It then cuts to the library, and Vicente lets the newbies in, where they found Lady Tatiana still at her desk, lit by candles and chandeliers)
Vicente: My lady, we have guests!
(But Lady Tatiana doesn't respond)
Hannah: Lady Tatiana, Kim is poisoned, we have reason to believe one of your Two-Tail scorpions did this.
(Lady Tatiana's head moves up as she acknowledges what Hannah said to her)
Megan: Lady Tatiana?
(Lady Tatiana slowly stood up from her chair and rips off her dress to reveal unfurling spider legs as she slowly turns, revealing she had a crystal ball on a stick, making it a staff and three scorpion tails pop out, having the lower body of an arachnid monster who lost the ability to speak)
Megan (afraid): Oh my goodness! Thank God Ron isn't here to see this!
(Just as Lady Tatiana was rearing like a horse and screamed like an animal, she aimed her staff at Vicente, which made him go into a stance)
Vicente (possessed): I've lost my voice, so I am speaking through Vicente.
Megan: Eek! At least make him sound natural!
Vicente (possessed): This is as "natural" as I can get him. (Coldly) The Possibles have been a menace to the Teixeiras for FAR too long. Since you're friends with my enemy, I suggest you get ready to take your knowledge of my new form six feet under.
(Just as Lady Tatiana lept toward them, the scene cuts back to the hospital, where Ron notices Kim moving around while still asleep)
Ron: KP, are you okay?
Kim (whispering): Please… don't hurt them!
Ron: Uh oh! Rufus, are you hearing this?
(Rufus pops from Ron's pocket and nods to him with concern)
Ron: Do we wake her up? Do we wake her up?!
(Rufus looks at Kim and back at Ron before shrugging and shaking his head)
Ron: Oh no… What's going on in there, KP?
(It then cuts to Kim's dream, where she is driving her car from pursuing black jeeps before it suddenly crashes and she flies out, shifting the dream to a fire surrounding her, and her friends are near her, injured and badly hurt)
Kim (scared): Guys?!
(As Ron was struggling to reach for Kim, Thalassa dove in and impales his back, causing Kim to run and see Megan being held by High Professor Jasmine Griffith who was chuckling before Griffith beheads Megan and Kim blinks, seeing Colonel Menezes shooting his revolver at Hannah and then Aiden)
Kim: No… This isn't real! None of this is real!
Supremus Dux (chuckling, coldly): Of course you would say that.
(When Kim opened her eyes again, she saw the fire parted, seeing a man in a suit, combat vest, and boots, and wearing the same mask she saw in Lady Tatiana's crystal ball approaching her menacingly)
Kim: You?!
Supremus Dux: Yes, me. Have you grown tired? Tired of being a hero when everyone else stands down in my presence? I can see it in your eyes: the answer.
Kim: You don't know ANYTHING about me!
Supremus Dux (smirking): Hmm… do I?
(Supremus Dux then shoves his hand into Kim's chest, pulling out her heart and bringing out his knife)
Supremus Dux (almost to himself): Strange. Your heart still beats. I assume you still care about those close to you, because they're the ones keeping you going.
Kim: As long as they're by my side, I will stop you!
Supremus Dux: Well then, let's see what happens if I stop that with a flick of my wrist.
(Supremus Dux slowly plunges his knife into Kim's heart, causing her to scream as she heard Ron's voice call her name, and she jolts awake, making Ron flinch)
Ron: Are you okay, KP? You've had a nightmare!
(Kim then suddenly broke in tears after breathing heavily, and Ron looked concerned)
Ron: KP?
(When Ron leaned over to Kim, she looked and hugged him and Ron hugs back)
Kim (crying): I was so, so scared! I thought I lost you guys!
(Ron didn't have words at first, but after looking at Rufus, who was also worried, Ron did)
Ron: Kim, I'll be by your side. Always. The same goes for the newbies, too.
Kim (sniffling): Well, where have they gone, right now?
(The scene cuts back to the library, where the newbies were running from Lady Tatiana and her particles beaming from her staff. Megan was running on elevated platforms, Aiden was on top of a bookshelf, using his grappling hook to restrain one of the tails and Hannah is shooting her pistol at Lady Tatiana's exoskeleton, to no effect)
Hannah: Her body is too strong!
(Lady Tatiana screeches before jumping onto the ceiling, making the above chandelier collapse, falling onto the floor, crushing the desk, but setting a fire)
Hannah: Oh, nuts!
Megan: Uh oh!
(Lady Tatiana then dashed across the ceiling, pulling Aiden along as the former pursues Megan. She then turns and sees Aiden still on one of her tails. Lady Tatiana then wags that tail, flaying Aiden around as he then slips from his grip and slams onto a bookshelf, and dozens of books drop onto him, and he pokes out, seeing the fire was spreading fast)
Aiden: Hey ladies! I know this isn't a good time, but we should get out of here!
Megan: You're right! We better get out of here!
(Hannah goes after Aiden and gets him out of the pile, the newbies then dash for the doors, which were blocked by a fast-approaching Lady Tatiana, who had her staff on Vicente)
Vicente (possessed): Hold it there! That won't be necessary.
(Lady Tatiana then aims her staff at the fire, and fire came out like a power washer, effectively extinguishing the fire as the three watch in amazement)
Hannah: I've got to admit. You're pretty good at good stuff like they say.
Vicente (possessed): Thank you. (Coldly) Now, where were we?
(The newbies began to realize as they split off again with Lady Tatiana jumping down, aiming her staff to spew green particles at them and they hid. Lady Tatiana jumps back on the ceiling and crawls on it, aiming her staff where she suspects they are)
Hannah: Guys, get out the door! I got this!
(Hannah jumps out of her hiding spot and begins shooting at Lady Tatiana, who screams like a creature before shooting green particles. Megan and Aiden then pop out of their hiding spots and then rushes out the door)
Vicente: My lady, they're getting away!
(Lady Tatiana looks up and growls, using one of her tails to pierce Hannah, but Lady Tatiana missed before charging out her library door. She bursts through the door, looking at Aiden going down one hall, and then Megan going down another hall, ultimately charging after Megan, causing Aiden to stop and turn)
Aiden: Oh, shoot! Oh shoot! SHOOT!
(The scene cuts back to Kim and Ron in the hospital, where Ron was on his Ronunicator as Kim was back asleep, but he spoke softly as to not wake her up)
Ron (softly): Wade, how long have the newbies been gone? Kim's still affected by the poison.
Wade: It seems they've only been gone for several minutes, but I'll contact Aiden.
(Wade then activates a split screen, where Wade is on the left side of the Ronunicator's screen, and Aiden is on the right side of the screen. Aiden was running while holding his Aidunicator)
Wade: Aiden? What's going on?
Aiden: You guys won't believe this, but Lady Tatiana is now this grotesque arachnid creature, and she's after Meg!
Ron: May I see what she looks like?
Aiden: Ron, you're not going to like it, trust me!
Ron: Oh, come on! You never let me see anything cool! You're less exciting than Wade!
Aiden: (sigh) Alright, you've been warned.
(Aiden turns his screen to see the back of Lady Tatiana's monstrous form chasing Megan, up until they reached the large dining room with a fireplace. Ron held in the urge to scream until Rufus found and threw a pillow at Ron and he caught it, screaming into it, but Kim rolls over still asleep)
Aiden: I told you!
Ron: Well, moving on! How's Meg doing?
(Aiden looks up and sees Megan struggling against Lady Tatiana before he turns his screen back to himself)
Aiden: I've got to go! I have to help her in any way I can!
(Aiden then stops contact)
Ron: We've seen some stranger things than this, right?
Wade: Actually, this is the STRANGEST we've seen yet!
(The scene cuts back to Megan dodging Lady Tatiana's staff projectiles, getting close until Lady Tatiana uses her legs to try and crush Megan, but she avoids them as she went to the wall and flipped, going across Lady Tatiana's body and Megan narrowly avoids her lunging tails as she lands on the table, and she jumps off it to avoid the green beam coming from her staff)
Megan: You can't keep doing this forever!
Aiden (shouting): She can't speak anymore! If she wants to speak, she would be possessing Vicente!
(Vicente then dashes into the room, holding a large bat)
Vicente (to Aiden): You! Get over here!
Aiden: So the valet decides to fight. Who knew?
(Vicente attacks Aiden, and the latter merely avoids the strikes, Megan saw what was happening, but it gave Lady Tatiana an opportunity to strike, firing a green ball of plasma that knocked her towards the overhead window overlooking the table. Just as Lady Tatiana was slowly approaching Megan, the latter hears Kim's voice)
Kim (voice): He's strong, sure, but he NEVER accounted for how I got around him.
(A lightbulb lit up above Megan's head, and she contacts Wade on her Megunicator)
Megan: Wade, what's the weather in Lisbon right now?
Wade (typing): It looks like it is five degrees Celsius, or forty one degrees Fahrenheit. It's also pretty windy outside. Why?
Megan: Let's see if Lady Tatiana's new body can sustain that.
(Lady Tatiana tilts with an eyebrow raised as Megan pulls out her grappling hook and shoots at the ceiling, pulling herself toward the overhead chandelier. Lady Tatiana leaps to the ceiling, but it doesn't deter Megan as she swings her grappling hook around her. Lady Tatiana tries to attack with her staff, but Megan avoids the beam as it goes for the window, shattering it and a gust of wind blew in. Lady Tatiana screeches as the wind reaches her body, and Aiden takes notice)
Aiden: Oh, that's brilliant! Which actually reminds me.
(Aiden pulls out his taser gun from his vest and tases Vicente, making him fall on the floor, groaning. Aiden then pulls Vicente up as Megan now fought a tumbling Lady Tatiana)
Aiden (aiming his taser at Vicente): Where's the antidote to the venom?
Vicente (panicking): The fireplace there is not really a fireplace! It's a secret vault!
Aiden: Really? If that's the case, how do I open it?
Vicente: The paintings! Rearrange the paintings by their outline on the wall!
(Aiden looks and sees the paintings, but there are outlines behind them, an oval, a vertical rectangle, a square, and a circle, and they're all in the wrong places)
Aiden: Right then. Megan, how are you…
(When Aiden looked up, Megan had knocked Lady Tatiana's staff off, but it didn't shatter after it fell, and Megan does a back kick on a lunging tail and a roundhouse to one of Lady Tatiana's legs, making her partially hang off before Megan hung onto Lady Tatiana's torso. Aiden then sees the middle tail about to lunge onto Megan if she didn't know what's coming)
Aiden: Hey, Meg! LOOK OUT!
(Megan turns and just when Lady Tatiana would lunge her middle tail, Megan lets go and the middle tail strikes her torso. She screams as she then falls, breaking the table and crushing Megan)
Aiden: (gasp) No!
(Aiden dashes toward Lady Tatiana, and he barely lifts her body, revealing a Megan struggling to stand. He then pulls her out)
Aiden: You really had me worried for a moment, there.
Megan: Oh, it's no big. I can't believe I was crushed by what looks like an arachnid queen.
Aiden: Kim would be impressed. Speaking of which, Vicente broke on where the antidote is. It's in the fireplace.
Megan: Really?
(Hannah, who was tumbling, had found them in the dining room, rearranging the paintings)
Hannah (jokingly): Guys, is it really a good time to flip this manor?
Aiden (holding a painting): No, we found the antidote to Kim's poison!
Hannah: Really? Where?
(As Megan put the last painting back in its original position, the fireplace moves downward, revealing a vault)
Hannah: A vault without something to secure it? Looks convenient.
Megan: I don't think so, Green Beret.
(As Aiden opens the vault, there lies a vial with a purple liquid inside, and the vial is labelled "Antidote")
Hannah: Another convenient thing.
Aiden: Wait, we don't know if it is an antidote. It could be poison!
(Aiden pulls out his Aidunicator and scans the vial. When it was complete, the vial reveals it is an antidote to Two-Tail Devil venom, with broken down chemicals and compounds)
Aiden: Ah ha. Here it is.
(The scene cuts back to the newbies rushing down the hospital hallway and then Hannah bursts into the room, holding the antidote)
Hannah: Kim! Doctor! We got the antidote, right here!
Doctor: Ah, perfect. I was about to get the antidote myself, but since you're already here, I'll take things from here.
Aiden: Hang on. You've had the antidote the whole time?
Doctor: Yes, but I didn't think any of them in the pharmacy would help. I'll take it.
(Hannah then hands the doctor the antidote and he pulls out a syringe and extracts it, tapping it before going to Kim)
Doctor: You're going to feel a slight pinch, Ms. Possible.
Kim: Okay? I'll do anything to get better.
(The doctor then cleans one area of Kim's arm before injecting it, to Kim's discomfort. The doctor then applied a band-aid)
Kim: Huh. I guess that was simple. But… why do I feel… strange?
(Kim then collapses with her eyes closed)
Ron: KP? Doctor, what happened?!
Doctor: I… I don't know. Normally, antidotes don't do this.
(Aiden pulls out his Aidunicator, and looks at the broken down chemicals and compounds of the antidote and taps one of them, adenosine)
Aiden: Uh, huh. Adenosine. It's a part of the antidote, putting the recipient to sleep to boost the healing.
Ron: Is she going to be okay, then? Please tell me she'll be okay!
Aiden: Yes, Ron, she'll be fine. We should let her sleep. We'll visit her tomorrow morning.
Ron: Oh, alright.
(The scene then cuts to the next morning, where Team Possible saw Kim waking up)
Ron: KP, you're awake!
Megan: How are you feeling, Kim?
Kim: I'm feeling… good? I think I might have gotten a good night's sleep.
Megan: Well, Aiden had a look at your vitals, and guess what? You're cured of the venom!
Kim: Whoa, so everything's back to normal?
(The team sans Kim look at each other)
Aiden: She probably doesn't know it was Lady Tatiana. How do we break it to her?
Megan: Like we always do after a mission?
(They then turn back to Kim, and Megan approaches)
Megan: Um… Kim? Lady Tatiana was the one who poisoned you.
Kim: I know. Ron…
Ron: Wh- What?
Kim: I could hear you and the tech experts talk about her. What else is new about her?
(Scene cuts to the outside of the hospital)
Ron: Okay, well basically we found she became this fusion of a camel spider and a scorpion…
[END EPISODE]
