Play Phineas and Ferb Theme Song
The wind blows multiple calendar pages into the air, starting on June 3.
There's 104 days of Summer Vacation
Then School comes along just to end it
Phineas and Ferb sit under a tree in their backyard.
So the annual problem for our generation
Is finding a good way to spend it
Cue montage of the boys doing multiple activities.
Like maybe
First, the boys land on the moon. They jump out of the rocket and float forwards.
Second, Phineas climbs on top of Ferb. They try to fight a mummy.
Third, they climb up a certain French tower.
Building a rocket or fighting a mummy
Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Fourth, Ferb removed a tarp to show a weird unicorn-turtle hybrid. Phineas takes a picture of it.
Fifth, the boys force a monkey into the shower. Neither of them enjoy this one.
Discovering something that doesn't exist
Or giving a monkey a shower
Sixth, they surf on a large wave.
Seventh, they create tiny robots.
Eighth, they find Frankenstein's monster. The brain is missing from the head. It doesn't take them that long to find.
Ninth, they find a bird.
Tenth, they fly on a helicopter with a large paintbrush over the city. They covered the city in orange paint.
Eleventh, the boys work on a painting. The painting depicts a red-headed girl with a mustache.
Surfing tidal waves, creating nanobots, or locating Frankenstein's brain
Finding a dodo bird, painting a continent, or driving your sister insane
Turns out, this girl isn't actually a painting, but the boys' sister, Candace. She turns to Phineas angrily.
"Phineas!" she shouts.
The boys do multiple things, all the while their sister watches angrily.
Film a movie.
Build a giant robot dog.
Tamper with a car.
Ride a rollercoaster.
As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do before School starts this fall
Candace talks to a friend on the phone. She doesn't notice the boys carrying a live elephant into the backyard until she hears Phineas call out, "Come on, Perry!" That gets her attention.
Later, she's seen playing "Whack-a-Pest". The pests that pop out are her brothers and their pet platypus.
So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all
Afterwards, the boys dance around and play guitar as images of the infinite possibilities flash by.
So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all
When the boys are done, they pose. Their sister comes in.
"Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!" she shouts.
The boys stare at her for a second. They then brush it off and resume their poses.
End Intro
104 Days of Summer Vacation
Day 3
Candace Loses her Head
Phineas woke up more excited than ever. He checked the calendar. It was the day he anticipated for a while now.
He turned to Ferb and threw a pillow at him.
"Hey Ferb, it's Candace's birthday!" he said. "We gotta do better than last year." He thought back to when he trained a gorilla to leap out of the cake and surprise Candace. "That was not our best work. This time, it's gotta be huge."
Candace woke up to the sounds of a chatter. When she looked in front of her, Perry was on her bed. She frustratedly picked him up and carried him out of the room.
She gave Perry to the boys, who were sitting at the dining table.
"This is yours, I believe?" she asked rhetorically.
"Happy birthday, Candace," Linda greeted as she handed her a pancake stack with whipped cream and a candle on top. "I made you a special breakfast, and after that, we have a surprise."
"What is it?" Candace asked excitedly.
"We have to drive to it," said her dad, Lawrence.
Once they finished their breakfast, the family got in the car and were on their way.
"Is it the mall?" Candace asked.
"No," Linda replied, a bit frustratedly. "For the last time, it's not the mall."
Candace looked out the window. She realized they were going to Mount Rushmore.
"Why Mount Rushmore?" she whined.
"Isn't it exciting?" Lawrence asked. "Four presidents carved onto the side of the mountain. It was Phineas and Ferb's idea."
Candace glared at the boys.
"You're welcome," Phineas smiled.
Lawrence dropped the rest off at the front. He then left to find a parking spot.
"Ferb and I are gonna explore the monument," said Phineas. "Come on Perry."
The boys and their platypus left.
"We'll catch up," said Linda.
Linda led Candace to the gift shop.
"Okay Candace, it's your birthday," she said. "You can pick anything you want. What about these Mount Rushmore bobbleheads?"
Candace wasn't paying attention. Of all things, she had to be here. She'd rather be jumpscared by a gorilla again.
Candace turned towards the nearby 'Mr. Slushy Burger' stand. Working there was none other than Jeremy Johnson.
"Jeremy?" she gasped in excitement. She ran over to him and sat on one of the stools. "Hi, Jeremy."
"Hey, Candace," Jeremy replied.
"Whatcha doin?"
Elsewhere, Isabella felt a small disturbance. She didn't think much of it and got back to doing what she was doing.
"I'm just here on the 'Mr. Slushy Burger worker exchange program'," Jeremy explained.
Candace turned around to see the boys carrying some large tools. She tried not to think much of it and focus on Jeremy.
"Well, it's my birthday today, and I…" she said before hearing a crash. She turned back to see the boys doing another diabolical scheme. "I'll be right back."
Candace ran outside to find the boys.
As she went out, Isabella and her troop came in. They found Linda over at the cash register.
"Hi Mrs. Flynn-Fletcher," she greeted.
"Hey Isabella," Linda replied. "What brings you here?"
"Fireside Girl field trip. Say, is Phineas here?"
"Yeah. He and Ferb are up at the monument."
Up at the monument, Phineas and Ferb got to work. Phineas turned to see if Perry was still there. He wasn't.
"Hey, where's Perry?" he wondered.
When no one was watching Perry put on his hat. He opened a secret door where a nearby trash can was.
Perry entered the chute. He slid down a long, fast tube, only stopping to let a fellow agent pass by. After a while, he reached his lair.
There, Monogram had a message. "Good morning, Agent P. Doctor Doofenshmirtz is up to no good again. We just discovered his new hideout is inside Lincoln's head at Mount Rushmore." He noticed Perry's frustrated face. "I know. You were just there. Poor planning on our part, actually. Sorry."
Perry jumped back into the chute.
Perry
Once he reached the other side, the first thing he noticed was Candace calling for her brothers. He quickly had to step away before he could be seen.
Candace continued her search for her brothers. She overheard someone say, "Hey, what are them kids doing up on the monument?"
Candace turned to the man. "What are you talking about?"
"See for yourself." The man gave Candace the telescope.
She looked through the telescope. That man wasn't seeing things. There were kids on the monument alright, but not just any kids. They were none other than Phineas and Ferb.
She then turned around to find Linda. Thankfully, she wasn't far away.
"Mom!" Candace yelled as she grabbed Linda. "Mom, you gotta see this now!"
Linda looked through the telescope.
"Looks like time ran out," she said.
Candace dug through her pockets for change. She managed to find a quarter. She inserted it into the slot. She checked to see if the boys were still there. They were.
"Look now," she ordered.
Linda looked through the telescope once more.
"Oh, Old Reliable Geyser," she smiled. "How exciting. I'm gonna head back to the gift shop."
Linda walked away. Candace had to keep herself from blurting a curse word.
Perry made it to the top of Lincoln's head. He used a drill machine to drill through it.
He found himself in Doof's new lair. Doofenshmirtz was right there in front of him.
"Ah, Perry the Platypus," Doof greeted. "Your timing is impeccable, and by that I mean COMPLETELY PECCABLE!" Doof pushed a button, causing a large glass door to separate himself and Perry. "You're just in time to witness my latest scheme. Behold, my Drill-Inator! I will bore a tunnel to China, build a toll highway, and make millions! So, as they say in China, arrivederci!"
Doof entered his Drill-Inator and drilled deeper into the mountain.
Perry wasn't gonna stop, though. He used his own drill machine to go after Doof.
Perry caught up with Doof's Inator. He then drilled into it. Before Doof could process, Perry tackled him.
Outside, Phineas and Ferb were still working on their project.
"Hey, Phineas," came the voice of Isabella. "Whatcha doin?"
Phineas lowered his rope so he could see Isabella.
"It's a surprise," he replied.
"Can I help?"
"We could use a lookout."
"You got it."
Isabella climbed onto a nearby tree.
Phineas sighed in relief. He didn't think that would work.
That's when he heard a vehicle pull up. He turned to see a park ranger come out of the vehicle and hold up a megaphone.
"Excuse me!" he said. "Aren't you boys a little young to be restoring a national monument?"
Ferb gave Phineas his own megaphone.
"Yes, yes we are," Phineas replied.
"Well, it's good to see young people taking interest in our national heritage."
Perry continued to beat up Doof. He didn't give him a chance to fight back.
Perry stopped when he heard the computer repeating, 'Hull overheating'. He realized they were getting too close to the Earth's core. He took over the steering to redirect it.
"The Earth's molten core slipped my mind," Doof remarked.
Perry managed to turn around. Sadly, the lava was following them. Perry tried sending his drill machine to create another path to redivert the lava. Unfortunately, the drill moved on its own, and moved in front of the vehicle, causing the lava to come towards it.
Perry was faster. He took a sharp turn. The lava continued to follow them.
The boys used their multiple drills, hammers, and pickaxes to make something huge.
"She's almost here!" came Isabella's voice.
"We're behind schedule," Phineas realized. "Switch to Plan B."
Isabella's troop placed a large image of Mount Rushmore in front of the actual mountain.
Candace finally brought Linda to the balcony. They both looked at how fake the mountain appeared to be.
"I guess some things look better in photos," Linda remarked. That's when her phone rang. "Oh, it's Dad."
Linda walked away to answer the call.
That's when a bird unknowingly flew into the portrait, knocking it down. Candace noticed a large tarp covering a side of the mountain.
The tarp came down to reveal a fifth face on the mountain. That face was none other than Candace's.
Candace was at first bewildered. She then felt a sense of joy.
"It's beautiful! Mom!" she cried. She found Linda at the bottom of the stairway. "Mom, you gotta come see this!"
"Candace, are you still trying to get the boys in trouble?" Linda asked.
"No! This time's a great thing! The nicest thing anyone has ever done for me!"
Perry managed to drive the drill out of the mountain. He aimed it towards the geyser. He then opened his parachute, allowing the wind to carry him away.
"Wait, where are you going?" Doof asked before hitting the geyser. The drill spun a bit, sending him flying away. "Fie upon you, Perry the Platypus!"
Agent P
"Hurry, Mom," said Candace. "You won't believe it!"
Candace turned around. She noticed something was up.
Molten lava emerged from the mountain, right where Candace's carved head was. The lava melted the head off, before streaming down.
The geyser's water directed towards the lava, turning it solid.
By the time Linda showed up, Mount Rushmore was completely normal.
"You're right," Linda smiled. "It is beautiful. Now let's go find your father."
Linda walked away. Candace just stood there and sulked. The boys approached her.
"Did you like your present?" asked Phineas.
Candace could only barely nod before she walked away, sobbing.
"Well, it was definitely better than the gorilla in the cake," Ferb remarked.
Candace was about to meet up with her parents when she ran into Jeremy.
"Hey, Candace," he greeted. "I had a break and I thought I'd give you this for your birthday." He handed Candace a box. "I saw you looking at it in the gift shop."
He blushed in embarrassment at that last part. He didn't know why.
Candace opened the box to reveal some Mount Rushmore bobbleheads. Jeremy noticed the not-so-happy look on Candace's face.
"You don't like it, don't you?" he asked nervously. "This was a bad idea. I'll take it back…"
"I LOVE IT!" Candace interrupted as she hugged Jeremy, tears in her eyes.
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