Play Phineas and Ferb Theme Song
The wind blows multiple calendar pages into the air, starting on June 3.
There's 104 days of Summer Vacation
Then School comes along just to end it
Phineas and Ferb sit under a tree in their backyard.
So the annual problem for our generation
Is finding a good way to spend it
Cue montage of the boys doing multiple activities.
Like maybe
First, the boys land on the moon. They jump out of the rocket and float forwards.
Second, Phineas climbs on top of Ferb. They try to fight a mummy.
Third, they climb up a certain French tower.
Building a rocket or fighting a mummy
Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Fourth, Ferb removed a tarp to show a weird unicorn-turtle hybrid. Phineas takes a picture of it.
Fifth, the boys force a monkey into the shower. Neither of them enjoy this one.
Discovering something that doesn't exist
Or giving a monkey a shower
Sixth, they surf on a large wave.
Seventh, they create tiny robots.
Eighth, they find Frankenstein's monster. The brain is missing from the head. It doesn't take them that long to find.
Ninth, they find a bird.
Tenth, they fly on a helicopter with a large paintbrush over the city. They covered the city in orange paint.
Eleventh, the boys work on a painting. The painting depicts a red-headed girl with a mustache.
Surfing tidal waves, creating nanobots, or locating Frankenstein's brain
Finding a dodo bird, painting a continent, or driving your sister insane
Turns out, this girl isn't actually a painting, but the boys' sister, Candace. She turns to Phineas angrily.
"Phineas!" she shouts.
The boys do multiple things, all the while their sister watches angrily.
Film a movie.
Build a giant robot dog.
Tamper with a car.
Ride a rollercoaster.
As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do before School starts this fall
Candace talks to a friend on the phone. She doesn't notice the boys carrying a live elephant into the backyard until she hears Phineas call out, "Come on, Perry!" That gets her attention.
Later, she's seen playing "Whack-a-Pest". The pests that pop out are her brothers and their pet platypus.
So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all
Afterwards, the boys dance around and play guitar as images of the infinite possibilities flash by.
So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all
When the boys are done, they pose. Their sister comes in.
"Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!" she shouts.
The boys stare at her for a second. They then brush it off and resume their poses.
End Intro
104 Days of Summer Vacation
Day 7
It's About Time
The Flynn-Fletchers were visiting the Danville Historical Museum. They were in the fossil exhibit.
"Look, kids," said Lawrence. "These fossils were of creatures that lived here in Danville millions of years ago."
"Luckily these things aren't still here today," Linda remarked.
"No, it would be lucky if we weren't here today," Candace retorted.
Lawrence pointed at multiple different fossils. "This was dug up not even thirty yards from here, and this was dug up in our very neighborhood."
Phineas noticed the collar of a dog-looking dinosaur. It had the name 'Bucky' on it.
"Didn't we have a dog named Bucky who got sick and was moved to that nice old man, Simmons', farm?" he asked.
"Oh, let's move on, shall we," Lawrence led the boys towards a human-looking fossil. "This next man is kindly old man Simmons. Hey, who's up for milkshakes?"
Ferb noticed another exhibit. He got Phineas' attention and showed him the exhibit. Phineas was amazed.
"Gadgets through the ages?" he said. "This exhibit was made for us, Ferb." He noticed a small group of people looking at something. "Hey, what are they looking at?"
A small elderly man was showing a group of kids something in the exhibit. "And this is one of our most curious pieces, a time machine made by a nineteenth-century scientist named Xavier Onassis, but of course we know he never finished it, or else we'd see him here today. Right, anyone?" None of the kids were enjoying this. "Alright, moving on."
The group walked away. Phineas and Ferb stayed put.
"A time machine, huh?" said Phineas. "Ferb, I know what we're going to do today. Hey, where's Perry?"
Perry went to the nearby photo booth. Once no one was around, he put on his hat and jumped into the booth.
This booth was a shortcut to his secret base. Perry sat down and waited for Monogram to give him instructions.
Monogram just stood there in a thinking pose. He didn't say a word.
A late-teen with freckles on his face, red hair, and purple glasses appeared on screen.
"Agent P, it's Carl the Intern," he said. "We have a situation. Major Monogram has been frozen like this pretty much all day. Solid as a rock."
He knocked on Monogram, and he sounded like a metal statue. Monogram fell over. Carl quickly helped him up.
"If he were able, I'm sure he'd say, well, 'ouch' first of all, am I right?" He chuckled. "But seriously, I'm sure he'd say, Doofenshmirtz is up to something and you need to get to the bottom of it. Right sir?" Monogram made some indiscernible noises. "I'm gonna take that as a yes. Good luck, Agent P."
Perry
Candace was bored out of her mind. Her parents were showing her fossils and trying to make it exciting. She walked away to find something more interesting.
Before Candace could finish that thought, she saw the boys working on their next contraption.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"Fixing a time machine," Phineas replied.
Candace noticed a purple light bulb on the floor. She picked it up. "You broke the exhibit? I'm telling Mom!"
Candace ran to show Linda the lightbulb.
A second later, Candace and the lightbulb were back.
"What are you doing?" she asked before noticing the bulb. Gasp. "You broke the exhibit? I'm telling Mom!"
Right as Candace left, Isabella and her troop showed up.
"Hey guys," she said. "Whatcha doin?"
"Fixing a time machine," Phineas replied, a bit frustated.
"Isn't that sorta impossible?"
"It's a possibility."
"Well, good luck. My troop and I are going to the local fossils exhibit. Catch up with you later."
"Bye."
Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated
Perry made it to the roof and looked through the window. He noticed Doof firing a blaster at something.
Perry burst the door open and walked inside.
"Perry the Platypus," Doof said, shocked. "There's no one else here. I mean, what are you doing here?" A sound came from the closet. "I have mice?"
Perry didn't believe that. He opened the closet door. Inside was a panda wearing a fedora similar to his.
"Perry the Platypus, I swear I never saw this panda before," Doof lied. Perry pointed at the panda paw print on Doof's cheek. Doof realized this and quickly wiped it off. "It's not what it looks like. We're not enemies. We're just bad friends."
Candace called for Linda as loudly as she could. She couldn't find her anywhere.
That's when she ran into a security guard.
"Hey, no yelling in the museum!" he scolded.
"Oh yeah, it's a museum!" Candace yelled. "It's not like I'll wake anyone up!"
Before Candace knew it, she was thrown out. She sat and sulked as she waited for her family.
"You got tossed out too, huh?" asked a voice.
Candace turned to her left and saw a goth girl sitting next to her.
"Yeah, for yelling," Candace admitted. "I'm Candace, by the way."
"Vanessa," the girl introduced herself. "And you yelled in the museum? That's hardcore."
"What about you?"
"I vandalized a pterodactyl with some friends. It's not like I yelled."
An idea popped into Candace's head. "You gotta help me sneak back in! Please, please, please!"
"Okay, I have a plan so genius, it involves military-like stealth, precision, and timing."
When the time was right, Vanessa snuck into the museum and screamed at the top of her lungs.
With the security guards distracted, Candace made it back into the museum.
Candace went to find Linda, but she got distracted. She saw Jeremy working at a Slushy Dawg stand.
She decided her mom could wait. She approached Jeremy.
"Hi, Jeremy," she greeted.
"Hey Candace," Jeremy said.
"They have a Slushy Dawg here?"
"Yeah, it's new. It's boring around here. Feels like by the time my shift is over, I'll be part of the fossil exhibit."
Candace laughed. "Part of the fossil exhibit? That's a good one." That's when she noticed a security guard coming her way. "I gotta go."
She made a run for it.
The time machine was almost ready.
"Okay Ferb," said Phineas. "We're ready to test the circuit quanta stabilizers."
Ferb gave Phineas a tool so he could test the stabilizers.
Candace finally found her mother.
"Mom!" she called.
Before Linda could even turn around, the bulb Candace was holding activated, and they both disappeared.
Jeremy was minding his own business when he heard a familiar laugh behind him.
"Part of the fossil exhibit! That's a good one!"
Jeremy turned around to see Candace right there. He laughed, a bit embarrassed.
"Where'd you run off to?" he asked.
"What do you mean?" asked Candace. "I didn't go anywhere."
"Right. So, can I get you something?"
"Ha ha ha! Part of the fossil exhibit! That's a good one!"
"Candace, you're really freaking me out."
A security guard noticed Phineas and Ferb working on the time machine.
"Hey, aren't you a little young to be working at a museum?" he asked.
"Yes, yes I am," Phineas replied.
"Well, it's nice to see young people take interest in history. Anything you boys need?"
"Actually, there seems to be a part missing." Ferb showed a blueprint of a certain purple bulb as Phineas explained the situation. "It looks like this. Have you seen it?"
The guard took a good look. "Looks familiar. I'll keep my eye out."
"Sorry, Perry the Platypus," said Doof. "I didn't want you to find out this way, but here it is. Peter the Panda is my new nemesis. We met at an evil genius expo in Seattle, and, well, me and Peter, we just instantly disliked each other, and he foiled a little scheme of mine. Peter the Panda, be a dear and get us a soda."
Peter walked away while Doof kept talking to Perry.
"It's not that I don't hate you anymore," Doof continued. "I do, I just think it's time for us to take a break and start fighting other people. So, where was I? Yes, so Peter the Panda, you think you have outwitted me."
Doof noticed the sad look on Perry's face.
"Don't make this harder than it needs to be, Perry the Platypus," he said. "It's over now." Perry noticed the ray right next to the door. "Oh, that's a Freezeanator ray. I would explain it, but I already gave the whole spiel to Peter. Don't worry, he's stopping me. He's got it well in hand." Doof shut the door. "Goodbye."
The security guard was busy looking for the missing piece.
That's when Candace appeared right in front of him. They both screamed for a second.
"Hey, I thought I tossed you out," the guard said, recognizing Candace. He then took the bulb. "And what's this? Stealing is very serious, like, yelling levels of seriousness."
Before the guard could do any more, he disappeared.
Candace brushed it off and ran to find Linda.
Phineas and Ferb were still working on the time machine.
That's when the security guard from earlier appeared out of nowhere.
"Can I get you boys anything?" he asked.
"Yeah, like I said before we seem to be missing this piece," Phineas replied, feeling a sense of unease given they just had this conversation earlier.
"Well, I'll keep my eye out," the guard said before noticing the piece in his hand. "Oh, there it is."
Ferb quickly took the bulb.
Play "When We Didn't Get Along"
Perry walked away from Doof's building. He couldn't help but feel sad knowing what had happened.
Without your schemes my life it seems is empty
I spent all my time keeping you from doing wrong
Perry remembered all the times he fought Doof and foiled his plans.
You were my only nemesis
I'd foil your plans, but still I miss
The moments when we didn't get along
Perry fantasized himself and Doof on a beach running towards each other, as if about to hug.
When they were close, Perry landed a punch, knocking Doof to the ground.
So search your heart, please, Doctor D
And I am sure that you will see
That you were always meant to be
My only life-long enemy
Perry went down to his lair. He sadly set down his fedora.
But now you're doing battle
With a panda from Seattle
I'll miss the moments when we didn't get along
End "When We Didn't Get Along"
"Hey Linda?" Lawrence asked. "Can I have five dollars for the audio tour?"
"Sure," Linda replied as she handed her husband five bucks. "Amateurs."
"Mom!" came Candace's voice. "Phineas and Ferb are in the Gadgets Through the Ages exhibit, and they're doing something to that chair thingy, Ferb's using that hose that makes sparks, and you have to come with me right now! Please please please please!"
"Well, if it's that important to you," Linda relented.
Touched, Candace hugged Linda. "Really? I love you Mom! Now, they're this way! Hurry!"
Meanwhile, Ferb finished installing the bulb to the time machine.
"Ferb, you got the thing working yet?" Phineas asked.
Ferb made an, 'I don't know' gesture.
"Gotcha," Candace said as she ran to the boys. "You guys are so busted?"
However, the bulb flashed a bright light. When the light faded, all three siblings were gone.
"Candace, how am I supposed to keep up with you?" Linda asked as she entered the room. She didn't see anyone. "Candace? Boys?"
When Candace opened her eyes, she and the boys were in the middle of nowhere.
"Well, now it's working," Phineas smiled.
"What's working?" Candace asked angrily.
Candace looked around and saw a bunch of dinosaurs roaming around.
"Take me back, take me back!" Candace demanded.
"Alright," Phineas replied.
Before anyone could do anything, though, a tyrannosaurus rex stomped on the time machine. It then turned and faced the kids.
"This could be a problem," said Ferb.
"Whatever you do, keep your voices low, and no sudden movements," Phineas ordered.
Candace ignored that. She was so terrified of the T-rex, that she screamed and ran in the opposite direction. The dinosaur chased Candace, completely ignoring the boys.
"Wow, it worked," Phineas remarked. "Now let's save Candace." The two got on the scooter they brought with them. They got ready to move before Phineas realized, "We don't have helmets."
That's when some turtles came by.
Candace continued to run from the T-rex. She tripped and fell in some mud. She quickly got up and kept running.
Back at the museum, Lawrence just finished an audio tour. He noticed a certain fossil.
"I swear that wasn't there before," he admitted. He got a closer look at the fossil. It had an implant that looked just like Candace. "Hey, honey, you gotta see this!"
Phineas and Ferb rode across the mud, leaving a straight line in it.
"I'm telling you," said Lawrence. "It's the most peculiar thing I've ever seen. It looks just like Candace."
Linda looked at the fossil. It, in fact, didn't look like Candace.
"That's not nice, dear," she scolded.
Candace decided to hide in the brush.
She noticed a dinosaur that looked very similar to her, only it had a horn on its head. She screamed at the sight of it. The dinosaur screamed as well.
This alerted the T-rex to her location. Candace made a run for it.
That's when Phineas and Ferb showed up on their scooter, wearing turtles for helmets.
"Hey Candace," Phineas greeted. "Whatcha doin?"
"What does it look like?" Candace snapped. "I'm running for my life!"
"Hop on." Candace hopped on. "Hit it, Ferb."
Ferb sped up. Phineas quickly gave Candace a turtle to wear as a helmet.
"Why am I wearing a turtle?" Candace asked.
The three reached a cliff. They jumped off the scooter and grabbed some vines.
A brachiosaurus grabbed the vines and lifted the trio higher into the air.
"What a stroke of luck," Phineas remarked.
"And how is this better?" Candace asked.
"This one's a vegetarian."
"So it won't eat us?"
"No." He looked up at the dinosaur. "Excuse me, we're made of meat, ma'am!"
The brachiosaurus somehow understood that. She placed the trio down.
The three walked around.
"This place is nice," Phineas remarked.
"Uh, hello, we have to get out of here!" Candace reminded the boys. "That way we can get home, and more importantly, so I can bust you!"
Phineas noticed a certain footprint.
"Hey, this is the same footprint fossilized in the museum," he realized.
"And how will that get us out of here?" Candace asked.
Phineas sighed. He was out of patience. He didn't have time to explain this.
"Just watch and learn," he said, doing his best not to lash out.
Meanwhile, Isabella and her troop were looking around the museum. They came across a certain fossil. There was a text on it.
"Hey look, a message," said Isabella. "'Time Machine destroyed, stuck in 300 million BC. Please help! Phineas, Ferb, and Candace.' Our friends need help. Please turn to the time travel section of your Fireside Girls handbook." The troop was about to start reading when Isabella noticed something was off. "Hey, have you seen Perry?"
Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated
Peter sent Doof flying against the wall. A portrait fell off the wall and landed on Doof's face. Peter didn't stop, and punched a hole through the picture.
"Stop, you're ruining it!" Doof yelled. He looked at the picture. "I remember when this picture was taken. It was the happiest day of my life. It was the day I decided to get my picture taken, but it wasn't until I got outside the photo store that my life changed forever. I had a feeling that there was someone hiding behind the mailbox. I had a nemesis."
A trio of guys entered the apartment and started to play a song.
Play "My Nemesis"
Backups:
My neme neme, oh, my neme neme neme
Doof:
I used to sit alone doing evil all day
But now I think that someone's gonna get in my way
Yeah, there's someone in my life that doesn't want me to exist
Backups:
My neme neme, oh, my neme neme neme
Doof:
And I feel fine because I got a nemesis
Backups:
My neme neme, oh, my neme neme neme
Doof:
I hate him and he hates me
What a wonderful animosity
Besides his hat he wears no clothes
Now I have someone to oppose
Yes, I have a nemesis
Backups:
My neme neme, oh, my neme neme neme
End "My Nemesis"
Doof completely forgot the situation he was in.
His thoughts were interrupted when he heard the sound of something breaking. He turned to see Peter destroying the Freezeanator.
"What, you're disassembling my freezanator ray?" he reacted. "While I'm singing about my feelings? You're dead to me!"
Doof ran away crying.
Isabella and her troop just finished fixing the time machine.
"That should do it," said Isabella. "Let her rip."
They got on the machine and pulled the lever… only for a bunch of ties to be printed out.
Isabella rechecked the blueprint and realized their mistake. "It says tie machine. He left off the M."
"Tonight on 'Doctor Feelbetter, I want to be your nemesis again.' And now, Doctor Feelbetter."
Doof and Perry were in a reality show sitting in front of a live studio audience of evil scientists and their respective animal nemeses.
"You ever wonder what would happen if you lost your nemesis?" asked Doctor Feelbetter, the host of the show. "Well that's precisely what happened to our first guest, Perry the Platypus. Perry the Platypus, share with us your thoughts."
"I'm sorry," said Doof. "He doesn't talk."
"Oh, I see. And this communication issue is what led you to replace Perry the Platypus?"
"No. Peter the Panda doesn't talk either. He's a panda."
"So you have a problem because he's an animal. He doesn't talk."
"No. What kind of an evil scientist are you?"
"Right. Doc, what if I were to tell you that Peter the Panda was backstage right now?"
"What? Peter the Panda is here? Perry the Platypus, I had no idea."
Peter came on stage. He was instantly booed by the crowd.
"I can't believe I'm stuck here," Candace sulked. "I'll never get my driver's license, or wear my dream dress to prom, but most of all, I'll never see Jeremy again." She drew a heart in the mud, then she wrote her's and Jeremy's initials in it. She then turned to her brothers. "How long are we supposed to sit here?"
"I don't know," Phineas replied, doing his best to keep calm. "Ferb and I have decided to use this time as an opportunity to practice patience."
"Lovely. Well, I suppose things can't get any worse." It started to rain, messing up Candace's hair. She was unfazed. "Oh look, the world's first bad hair day." That's when they heard a noise. They turned around to see a T-rex right behind them. This worried Candace. "Phineas, where's that rescue party?"
"It just occurred to me I may have misspelled 'time machine' on the plans," Phineas realized.
"I hope that won't be an issue," said Ferb.
As if to answer his question, a time machine appeared right in front of them. Isabella and her troop were riding it.
"Apparently not," Phineas remarked.
"Hey guys, whatcha doin?" Isabella asked.
"We were waiting for you."
"We're saved!" Candace cheered as she and the boys got on.
"You know, there's an M in 'time machine'," Isabella chastised.
"Sorry about that," Phineas apologized. "Take it away, Ferb."
Ferb pulled the lever. Nothing happened. Candace noticed a plug.
"You mean to tell me you built a time machine that has to be plugged in?" she shouted. The T-rex roared. Candace ran out of patience. "Oh, put a sock in it!"
"Candace, no sudden movements!" Phineas warned.
"Why does it matter? We're doomed anyway! Where are we supposed to find electricity in dinosaur land?!"
Right as she said that, she was struck by lightning. That provided the electricity required to start the time machine.
The group found themselves back in the present. They all felt relieved knowing they were out of there.
"Boy, that was a close one," Candace remarked. "Lucky for them I was there or we'd still be trying to escape that…" That's when Candace realized the T-rex stowed away. She ran in the opposite direction. "T-rex!"
"Doctor Doofenshmirtz, tell Perry the Platypus how you feel," said Doctor Feelbetter.
"Perry the Platypus, I'm sorry I hurt you, when I wasn't trying to," Doof apologized. "If you give me another chance, I promise to hurt you in the right way, with cartoonish physical violence and elaborate traps constructed out of strange things I've purchased over the internet. What do you say?"
Perry shed a tear at Doof's statement. He tipped his hat, signifying he forgives Doof.
"Thank you Perry the Platypus. Now!" Doof pressed a button on his remote, trapping not only Perry, but all of the animals in the room. "I can't believe that worked! You know, Peter the Panda thought he had disassembled my Freezanator ray, but that was just a decoy. Bring in the real one, boys." A techie brought in the real Freezanator while Doof monologued. "You see, my plan was simple. Assemble all the best agents in one room, and then turn them all into statues for my giant chess board! Hit it!"
Meanwhile, Candace was continuing to run from the T-rex.
After a while, she found her parents.
"Mom, don't go in there!" she warned. "There's a live T-rex in there!"
"You and your imagination," Linda rolled her eyes.
Doof was preparing to fire his ray.
"Perry the Platypus, you don't mind if I say goodbye to Peter the Panda, do you?" he asked. "I just feel weird how everything happened." He then turned to Peter. "Peter the Panda, I just wanted to let you know that I feel…"
Before Doof could finish, Peter kicked Doof. Perry used the opportunity to lean his chair down. Once he managed to get on his feet, he dragged his chair to the Freezeanator.
A beam fired into the air, reflected off of a satellite, and hit the T-rex in the museum.
"Maybe we should see what this real dinosaur looks like," Lawrence said, playing along.
Linda and Lawrence entered the room and saw the frozen dinosaur.
"You're right, Candace," Linda admitted. "It is very life-like."
Perry used the chair to destroy Perry's remote. This released him and the other agents from their traps.
The other agents did quick work of the other scientists in the room.
Agent P
Phineas and Ferb found their parents and sister.
"There you are," said Phineas. "You know, history is fun. We really went back in time."
"I know what you mean, Phin," Lawrence said, completely oblivious to what really happened. "It really does feel that way, doesn't it?" That's when Perry showed up. "Oh, there you are, Perry."
With the family together again, they all headed home.
Candace was the only one that felt unsatisfied.
"Hey, Candace," a voice called. Candace turned around to see Jeremy. He was gesturing to a fossil with a heart and both their initials. "This fossil is my favorite in the museum."
Candace definitely needed that. She smiled and hugged Jeremy.
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