Play Phineas and Ferb Theme Song

The wind blows multiple calendar pages into the air, starting on June 3.

There's 104 days of Summer Vacation

Then School comes along just to end it

Phineas and Ferb sit under a tree in their backyard.

So the annual problem for our generation

Is finding a good way to spend it

Cue montage of the boys doing multiple activities.

Like maybe

First, the boys land on the moon. They jump out of the rocket and float forwards.

Second, Phineas climbs on top of Ferb. They try to fight a mummy.

Third, they climb up a certain French tower.

Building a rocket or fighting a mummy

Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower

Fourth, Ferb removed a tarp to show a weird unicorn-turtle hybrid. Phineas takes a picture of it.

Fifth, the boys force a monkey into the shower. Neither of them enjoy this one.

Discovering something that doesn't exist

Or giving a monkey a shower

Sixth, they surf on a large wave.

Seventh, they create tiny robots.

Eighth, they find Frankenstein's monster. The brain is missing from the head. It doesn't take them that long to find.

Ninth, they find a bird.

Tenth, they fly on a helicopter with a large paintbrush over the city. They covered the city in orange paint.

Eleventh, the boys work on a painting. The painting depicts a red-headed girl with a mustache.

Surfing tidal waves, creating nanobots, or locating Frankenstein's brain

Finding a dodo bird, painting a continent, or driving your sister insane

Turns out, this girl isn't actually a painting, but the boys' sister, Candace. She turns to Phineas angrily.

"Phineas!" she shouts.

The boys do multiple things, all the while their sister watches angrily.

Film a movie.

Build a giant robot dog.

Tamper with a car.

Ride a rollercoaster.

As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do before School starts this fall

Candace talks to a friend on the phone. She doesn't notice the boys carrying a live elephant into the backyard until she hears Phineas call out, "Come on, Perry!" That gets her attention.

Later, she's seen playing "Whack-a-Pest". The pests that pop out are her brothers and their pet platypus.

So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all

Afterwards, the boys dance around and play guitar as images of the infinite possibilities flash by.

So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all

When the boys are done, they pose. Their sister comes in.

"Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!" she shouts.

The boys stare at her for a second. They then brush it off and resume their poses.

End Intro

104 Days of Summer Vacation

Day 10

Oil On Candace

The Flynn-Fletchers were visiting the Jefferson County Museum of Contemporary Art.

"Let's continue our tour," the tour guide said as she showed the family a painting of someone. "Over here, we have the work of the great environmental installation artist, Beppo Brown. He's famous for his monumental recreations of everyday objects."

The guide gestured to the nearby exhibits. They were exactly how the guide described them. Large recreations of normal objects.

Phineas looked around, amazed.

"Wow, this place is amazing," he remarked. He noticed a large toothbrush and floss. "Look at that giant toothbrush, and that giant dental floss. It's even been used." He then noticed a large baby near some large baby toys. "And look at that giant baby."

That's when a woman showed up and led the baby away. How she managed to make her baby that big was unknown.

Linda noticed a guy in the crowd that looked exactly like the guy in the painting.

"Hey, isn't that Beppo?" she asked.

Beppo was busy talking to some people in the crowd. "You're taking it too literally. It's the juxtaposition of the donuts and the mountains that…"

That's when a little boy approached Beppo. He was around Phineas and Ferb's age. He had messy brown hair. He wore a yellow shirt, orange shorts, and sandals.

"Hi Dad," the boy greeted.

Beppo kneeled down to the boy's eye level.

"Hi, Django," he said. "How are things going?"

"It's going great. Wanna hang out?"

"Sorry, bud, but I gotta answer a few questions and talk about my new project, but I promise I'll catch up as soon as I can. Have fun."

Django walked away sadly.

"Okay folks," said the tour guide. "Please take some time to look at Beppo's fabulous exhibit. Oh, and don't miss his newest addition, 'Donuts over the Mountain,' which can be seen from this viewing platform."

"Cool, let's check it out," Phineas said as he and Ferb headed to the observation deck.

"I'd like to see the giant mascara brush again," said Linda. "What about you, Candace?"

"Where's the giant exit sign?" Candace sighed. "I'd rather be at home with Perry."

"What do you suppose Perry does when we leave him at home?"

Perry sat on the couch eating a bag of chips. He was watching a sad romcom.

That's when Monogram hijacked the TV.

"Sorry to bother you on your day off, Agent P," he apologized.

Perry wasn't having it. After what happened the day before, he needed this break. He switched the channel back to his show.

Monogram just hijacked the TV again.

"Agent P, you gotta concentrate," he said. "It's Doofenshmirtz again. He's expecting a visit from his old evil science professor, Doctor Gevaarlijk. You must get there pronto. Those two together are a bad combination. Don't worry about your stories. We'll tape them for you."

Perry begrudgingly put on his hat and got off the couch.

Phineas and Ferb were on the observation deck observing the new exhibit.

"Wow, these exhibits are amazing," said Phineas.

"They are, aren't they?" came a voice.

The boys turned to see Django looking at a piece of paper, sadly.

"Whatcha got there?" Phineas asked.

"It's just something I made for my dad," Django replied, showing a picture of himself and his dad. "But it's nothing compared to what he makes."

Phineas looked at the picture and loved it. "Are you kidding? It's a great picture. Your dad would love this."

"But it's so small, and everything he makes is so big."

"Then why not make something bigger?"

"Where will we find a canvas big enough?"

Phineas gestured to the view. "Look out there, Django. Your father's display just happens to be right next to the Unpainted Desert. That gives me an idea. Ferb, we need some really big art supplies."

Django got his own idea. "We can use my dad's old exhibit."

Django led the boys to a room with large paint packets, paintbrushes, and more.

"He called it, 'Really Big Art Supplies,'" he explained.

Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated

The doorbell rang a bit earlier than expected. Doof went to answer it.

"Doctor Gevaarlijk already?" he wondered. He opened the door to reveal Perry. "Oh, it's you, Perry the Platypus. I don't have much time today. You see, my old evil science professor is visiting, and we've always had a strained relationship."

Doof pulled up a chair for Perry to sit on. He pushed a button on a remote to strap Perry to the chair.

"I think it's best expressed through song," Doof said. "Tell me what you think, but no pressure."

Play "Impress my Professor"

Doof grabbed a guitar and started to play.

Doof:

Back in class, Evil 101

I always had so much fun

Though the one who advised me

Openly despised me

Still, I always tried to be number one

Doof threw the guitar aside and started dancing.

Well, I wanted a mentor to share my world view

But I got a tormentor, I was hated, it's true

Now, I have one more chance, and it could mean my advancement

So there's only one thing I must do

Identical blonde ladies in pink dresses stepped into the spotlight and started dancing along to the song.

I must impress my professor

Backups:

He's got to make good

Doof:

I must impress my professor

Backups:

He's misunderstood

He needs validation for his evil creation

Doof (Backups):

Like any good evil scientist would

A stage appeared out of thin air.

I… must… (He… must)

Impress my professor (Impress his professor)

To be a success

Or I will still be a flunky (Or he will still be a flunky)

A diploma-less monkey

In the eyes of this person whose opinion may worsen

If my evil invention's not great

I must impress my professor

I must impress my professor

I must impress my professor before it's too late

End "Impress my Professor"

Perry moved his arms out of the restraint to applaud, then he put them back in.

"So now you know my plan," Doof said. He then noticed the backup dancers getting ready to leave. "Can you give me a second? I gotta go settle up with the dancers."

Doof quickly wrote a check for the dancers before approaching them. Doof handed his check to one of the dancers. She left without saying a word.

Phineas, Ferb, and Django were in the Unpainted Desert.

"So this is the Unpainted Desert," Django remarked.

"Not for long," Phineas replied.

Cue montage of the trio using large paintbrushes, hoses, and water balloons to cover the desert in paint.

Once they were done painting, the three stood to admire their work. It was a larger version of Django's picture.

"Thanks, guys," Django thanked. "I think I can show it to my dad now."

"It's not finished until you sign it," said Phineas.

"You're right. We should all sign it."

After a while of waiting, the doorbell finally rang.

"My professor is here!" Doof cheered. "And now, Perry the Platypus, you will tremble before the mighty Doctor Gevaarlijk."

A small blonde woman wearing a blue skirt, and a white lab coat entered the room.

"Hello, Heinz," she greeted. "My, you've gotten big. Of course you still have that slouch."

"Doctor Gevaarlijk, it's so good to see you," said Doof.

"Oh yeah, I've come all the way from Gimmelshtump for chit-chat. So, show me what you're doing."

"I'm sure you'll be most impressed with my latest evil inventions."

Doof led Gevaarlijk into another room. He showed a very busted-looking machine.

"This is my Deflatinator," he said.

"Did it work?" asked Gevaarlijk.

"Well, not really, but…" Doof showed another machine. "Here, we have the Drillinator."

"Did anyone get hurt with that?"

"No, just me."

"Did any of these actually work?"

"Ha, not really, but I have something more impressive over there." Doof showed a blender. "My brand new Blenderinator, spelling doom for even the toughest of apples." Doof inserted some apples and turned on the blender. "Bow down, Granny Smith!"

Gevaarlijk was running out of patience. "I'm sure if I was a pomaceous fruit, I would be trembling. Where is your Phone-inator? I need to call a Cab-inator."

"Wait, let me show you this."

Doof led Gevaarlijk back to the living room.

"Meet my very own nemesis," Doof introduced.

Gevaarlijk looked at Perry. He looked like any regular old platypus. It didn't help that he removed his hat.

"How can he be your nemesis?" she asked. "He doesn't even have a hat."

Doof had a hard time recognizing Perry without his hat. He tried to deny that this was another platypus. "No, no, I made that mistake a couple times too, but that's him, I swear."

Gevaarlijk pulled out Doof's letter. "In your letter, you said he's a 'suave semi-aquatic personification of unstoppable dynamic fury.'"

"He is. No, you've gotta see him in action. I'll let him go." Doof removed the strap. "Come on, Perry the Platypus. Thwart my plans. Let me have it. Thwart away."

Perry did nothing. This told Gevaarlijk what she needed to know. "Heinz, he's just a platypus. They don't do much, you know."

"Wait, he's about to do something. Wait for it." Perry chattered. This was enough to convince Doof. "I guess you're right. I could've sworn that was him."

"Heinz, this is just sad."

Desperate, Doof tried one last thing. He led her to the balcony. "Come on. This will blow your socks off."

Candace looked around for the boys.

"I know the boys must be around here somewhere," she told herself. She got on the observation deck. "This is a nice view. Well, time to see what all this donut stuff is about."

Candace looked through a telescope to see the large donuts on the mountain.

"Wow, that's actually pretty cool," she admitted. She then looked over to the right. "So this must be the unpainted desert." She noticed the large painting. "Wait a minute, that doesn't look unpainted to me!" She noticed Phineas and Ferb's signatures. "Phineas and Ferb! Busted!"

She ran to find Linda.

"Mom! Mom! Mom!" she called.

Meanwhile, Phineas, Ferb, and Django were looking for Beppo.

"Dad! Dad! Dad!" Django called.

"Doctor! Doctor! Doctor!" Doof called, only to realize that Gevaarlijk was right there. "Oh, sorry. Didn't mean to shout. To honor your visit, I will blow up the moon."

Now Gevaarlijk was intrigued. "Blow up the moon? That would mean…"

"Yes. No more stupid songs about moons."

"I do despise moon-related songs. Continue."

"It takes a lot of power, so I can only fire it once, but don't worry. I have it planned down to the last…" Doof accidentally leaned on the inator. It fired a beam and destroyed a nearby dam. Doof realized his mistake. "Whoops, no more songs about dams I guess?"

"But I love a good toe-tapping dam song."

Water from the dam flooded the area and headed towards the Unpainted Desert.

"Mom, you gotta see this!" Candace yelled.

"At least she's excited about art," Linda remarked.

"Dad, you gotta see this," Django told his dad.

Candace closed her eyes and gestured to where the painting should've been.

"I see it," said Linda. "Donuts over a mountain."

"No, the thing next to it," Candace said.

"Oh, I see. The natural beauty of the Unpainted Desert is like a work of art."

"Mom, there's nothing unnatural about…" Candace turned to the desert. Nothing was there except sand. "B-b-but."

That's when Phineas, Ferb, and Django showed up with Beppo.

"See, Dad?" Django asked.

He gestured to the desert, only to see that the painting was gone. He looked at his original painting sadly.

"Whatcha got there?" Beppo asked.

"I made this for you," Django replied. "But it's so small. It's not real art."

Beppo thought otherwise. "It's beautiful, son. You're a real artist. With your permission, there's a very special place I'd like to put this."

Beppo led Django and the boys to the giant fridge. He hung the portrait onto the fridge.

"Wow, there's no higher place of honor than a fridge," Phineas remarked.

"Especially if it's a giant fridge," Ferb added.

Doof felt really upset at himself for his failure.

"Oh, Doctor Gevaarlijk, today was supposed to be the day that I impressed you with the enormity of my evil schemes and finally earned your respect," he said.

"Oh, Heinz," Gevaarlijk assured. "Evil doesn't always have to be on a big scale. You can spread evil in the little things you do every day."

Doof almost cried. "You're right."

"But sadly you can't even do that. You're a total failure! You sicken me, Heinz Doofenshmirtz! Gevaarlijk out!"

Gevaarlijk left the apartment by jumping off the balcony.

"That could've gone better," Doof sighed. That's when Perry showed up. "Oh, there you are, Perry the Platypus. You saw that, huh? Yes, of course. You think I'm evil, right?"

Perry made a gesture that Doof translated to 'Yes.'

"Thank you, Perry the Platypus," Doof thanked.

A.N.

Now we've been properly introduced to the final member of the Phineas & Ferb Co., Django Brown.

I was originally planning to insert an OC to the group as a sixth member, and then pair that OC with Ferb. I changed my mind because the show did have the potential to have a sixth member, other than that douchebag, Irving, in the form of Django Brown. It sucks that they didn't do much with him.

To be clear, Irving is a decent character. Having a Phineas and Ferb fanboy that randomly shows up uninvited is a cool idea, but I also like the idea of a character like Django. Since I'm gonna give Django a bigger presence in the story, keeping Irving would just cramp it all up. As a result, I'm removing Irving from the story.

And yes, I'm pairing Django with Ferb. I much prefer Vanessa being with Monty, because they have strong chemistry and an amazing dynamic. Povenmire really screwed us over by revealing that Ferb and Vanessa are endgame. People say that Wendy is too old for Dipper, even though Ferb and Vanessa have a bigger age gap than theirs.

Anyway, that's all I have to say. Thanks for reading.