Here's another chapter, though I figured I'd mix it up slightly, since I wanted to get this out of my head.

A Maelstrom's Venture

Chapter 3

Love Bheits

Ünderland Skies

Right now the group were heading back to their home in the Jet, each one wearing a costume, due to entering a costume contest, though while they got 2nd place, Rusty was peeved at losing, with Dean obviously trying to point out that the Team Impossible dressing as the Fantastic Four was extremely hard to beat, which Naruto can agree to, along with their own costumes that they were wearing.

Where Rusty was dressed up as Obi-Wan Kenobi, Dean was awkwardly dressed as Princess Leia Slave costume (making Naruto wonder which side the boy plays for), While Hank was dressed as Luke (with Rusty being thankful that Naruto had managed to "make" Hank wear the costume, since Hank wanted to dress up as Batman), while Brock was dressed as Chewbacca (where Naruto had a little fun about that), all the while Naruto was dressed as Han Solo (being grateful that the wig was easy to wear).

Anyway, even though Dean did remark such a thing, Rusty, being the type of person the group knows, was still upset and jealous of Professor Impossible winning the contest, though what neither groups know was that Naruto had managed to "get" with Sally, Professor Impossible's wife, though when they've finished, Naruto was "somewhat" thankful that the place they were in was dark, considering Sally's power was to turn her skin invisible, meaning everyone could see her muscles under her skin, though it didn't really matter to Naruto since he didn't really care about looks, but he could tell the woman needed a quick "outlet" and Naruto was getting a little "stressed" with Rusty's grumbling and mumbling so, if anything, it was a good "stress relief" for the both of them.

Though due to both Naruto and Brock's costume being onpoint, both had won 1st place for authentic looking costumes, with Rusty pointing out that he even built a working blaster for Naruto, that actually looks like Han's DL-44 blaster, along with Chewie's Bowcaster as well for Brock, while grumbling and whining that no-one even pointed out the dangerous weapons he had built for them.

"Actually pops, you only gave me a toy lightsaber that doesn't even look close to Luke's lightsaber." Hank soon pointed out, while holding up the cheap toy.

"HA! If you think I'm gonna build AND give you a fully functioning and workable lightsaber, that could cut through anything and anyone, then you've got another thing coming!" Rusty soon pointed out, which made both Naruto and Brock stiffen at the thought of Hank wielding such a thing, making both father and son look at one another, making a silent vow to NEVER let Hank have such a weapon for as long as the boys live, even if they're clones of endless clones both Brock and Naruto knew the type of trouble the boys would get into with such a weapon.

But soon their focus was on the fact that they were getting close to Ünderland, with Brock wanting to go around the country, though Rusty just wanted to go through and not waste the jet's fuel, Brock and Naruto pointed out it'd be much safer going around, only for the jet to be dragged out of the sky, with everyone stressing out about crashing, while Naruto and Brock work on trying to level the plane and figure out a way out of Ünderland, though as the jet crashes they just managed to pass the border, only for the ejector to shoot off, making them parachute into Ünderland and get caught being the guards.

Ünderland Castle

The group were being marched at gunpoint towards the guad's leader, whom still had a grudge against Rusty, where Naruto hears Brock passing an arsenic pill to the man, with Brock making sure that Rusty would only take enough so that the boys could take a dose, but only when they needed to, with Naruto shrugging his shoulders "Meh, not like poison would work on me, what with my healing factor and everything."

"I'm really envious of you right now Naruto." Rusty simply states.

Though Naruto soon adds, "Doc, don't forget, just because I've got a healing factor doesn't mean I won't feel the pain from such a thing, the only difference is I've endured and fought enough that my pain receptors are nearly nonexistent, and that it would take a large amount of pain for me to actually feel it."

Hearing this, and not being a fan of pain, Rusty quickly "moves on" from that thought, deciding that maybe having a healing factor wasn't really "ideal" for him.

Yet once the group had reached Under Bhite, with him practically smashing the Venture robot to pieces, where afterwards the group were then taken to the Pantry, seeing as the castle doesn't have any holding cells, for whatever reason, where Under Bhite had singled out Dean, again for whatever reason.

Though as luck would have it, Naruto has planted listening devices on the group, just in case any of them were separated, while not telling Hank and Dean for obvious reasons, along with not telling Rusty considering he'd probably try and use it to listen in on women that he's "interested" in, so only Brock and Naruto know about the devices.

Where as the group was taken, with it sounding like Under Bhite was gonna eat Dean, with the madman pretty much inviting Dean as a dinner guest, "SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEECCCCCCHHHHHH!" Until they cringed at a sound from the device in their ears, where it turns out Under Bhite had dragged a chair and moved closer to Dean.

Once the group had made it to the pantry, both Brock and Naruto pulled a face, after finding out that Under Bhite was planning to marry Dean, "Um, dad, the idiot DOES know that Dean is a guy,right!?" Naruto quietly whispered to his father.

With Brock trying to figure out a way out of the Pantry, though manages to whisper back, "Ye~ah, I'm not sure he does, what with Dean dressed up as Slave Leia."

Soon both had looks on their faces that they try to keep hidden from the others, otherwise they'll probably expose Dean before they could rescue him, until a letter was pushed under their door, inviting them to the wedding, where Hank ended up thinking he had another twin sister, besides Dean, not realising the misunderstanding at all.

"Maybe it's best that he keeps thinking he has a twin sister, otherwise he'll expose Dean before we can even get the chance to rescue him." Naruto quietly whispers to the others, with Brock and Rusty nodding in agreement.

Where both Naruto and Brock have decided to hold off on using their "props" until they get a better handle on the situation, along with getting Dean back before Under Bhite finds out about the boy's gender.

Suddenly one of the large stone bricks was pushed into their "cell" showing someone who wanted to help them, though it turned out the so called "rebellion" were using some lame old pranks on Under Bhite, which was making Naruto cringe at the sight because he was practically a master at pranks, hell, when he was with his mother at one point he used a prank to not only distract but kill someone in order to escape and complete the mission, so seeing all of these lame jokes, it was just too painful for him to watch, even Brock can see the mental anguish in his son's eyes, but right now they needed to figure out how to get Dean back and get out of Underland.

Though the group then left the so called "Rebellion" to their own devices, since they needed to save Dean, they soon saw a group of guards, with Hank messing around, with both Brock and Naruto getting ready to fight, taking their "props" out ready for the guards.

"(PEW! PEW! PEW!)"

"I thought they were props!? URGH!"

With both of them taking out the whole lot, while leaving one alive for questioning, until Hank got his hands on the man and started asking dumb questions, where Naruto ushers the boy away, "Okay Hank, nice try but how about leaving this to me and Brock to handle, since we can-!" That is until Brock took over by grabbing the guys balls, causing the man to gasp in pain, "Yeah, that!"

Where Brock soon began squeezing, where Naruto quickly exclaims, "Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Dad! Come on Hakuna-his-tatas!" Since even he was feeling uncomfortable at such a thing.

Though, Brock soon stopped at finding something, where he soon states to the unfortunate man that he felt a lump, making all three feel really sorry for the guard, with both trying to give their condolences, where the guard soon pointed out where the wedding was being held, seeing as he doesn't really care anymore about anything, that is until Hank gave the poor guy a wedgie.

"""HANK!"""

With all three of them yelling at the boy for pulling such a stunt, "But I didn't get to do anything!" Naruto just grabs the back of Hank's outfit and drags him away.

"Look Hank, you never, NEVER, do something like that to a guy that just found out he's got a lump on his balls, okay, it's just completely stupid and extremely unethical, heck, WE'RE supposed to be the good guys, right, a moral code sort of thing, ya know, and doing that goes against it, now come on and let's go save Dean." Naruto then finished his lecture, making Hank realised he'd messed up.

Soon the group were running through the halls, though Brock, Naruto and Rusty ended up getting caught in a cage, which soon opened up to Under Bhite stating that the wedding was actually completed, only for the boys to reveal that Dean was a boy, where due to this, Under Bhite was banished, due to the whole "same sex marriage" was against the law in Ünderland, giving the rebellions enough ground to capture Under Bhite and banish him from the country.

It wasn't long before everything was pretty much settled and the Venture group were soon heading for home, wanting to put the whole Ünderland business behind them.

Though it turns out Under Bhite went to Malcolm aka The Monnark, to ask him if he could crash at his place for a while.

The End.

There you have it, two chapters in one night, talk about being on a roll. lol

But anyway, I wanted to write this out because I figured Naruto would be a perfect Han Solo, along with getting Hank to dress up as Luke, while talking Rusty into making working DL-44 blaster and Bowcaster from the movie, though making sure that those were the only weapons from the franchise, since I doubt they'd give working Lightsabers to the boys. lol

Anyway, I hope everyone enjoyed this chapter and that this inspires more Naruto/The Venture Bros. Crossovers, considering how undervalued the series is. lol

Once more, everyone's more than welcomed to adopt this, but if anyone wants to create some artwork for this, or any other ideas I have, I'm sorry to say that you would be better off waiting for someone to adopt then asking me, since after the adopter has posted their chapter, I plan to make an announcement explaining who has adopted and where to find it.

Also just to mention to the artist that wish to do any artwork for me, I don't have any social media accounts except my email account, not only that but I prefer to also keep my "Fanfiction life" and my private life separated, so unfortunately you will be wasting your time asking me.

I Do Not Own Naruto Or The Venture Bros.