Play Phineas and Ferb Theme Song

The wind blows multiple calendar pages into the air, starting on June 3.

There's 104 days of Summer Vacation

Then School comes along just to end it

Phineas and Ferb sit under a tree in their backyard.

So the annual problem for our generation

Is finding a good way to spend it

Cue montage of the boys doing multiple activities.

Like maybe

First, the boys land on the moon. They jump out of the rocket and float forwards.

Second, Phineas climbs on top of Ferb. They try to fight a mummy.

Third, they climb up a certain French tower.

Building a rocket or fighting a mummy

Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower

Fourth, Ferb removed a tarp to show a weird unicorn-turtle hybrid. Phineas takes a picture of it.

Fifth, the boys force a monkey into the shower. Neither of them enjoy this one.

Discovering something that doesn't exist

Or giving a monkey a shower

Sixth, they surf on a large wave.

Seventh, they create tiny robots.

Eighth, they find Frankenstein's monster. The brain is missing from the head. It doesn't take them that long to find.

Ninth, they find a bird.

Tenth, they fly on a helicopter with a large paintbrush over the city. They covered the city in orange paint.

Eleventh, the boys work on a painting. The painting depicts a red-headed girl with a mustache.

Surfing tidal waves, creating nanobots, or locating Frankenstein's brain

Finding a dodo bird, painting a continent, or driving your sister insane

Turns out, this girl isn't actually a painting, but the boys' sister, Candace. She turns to Phineas angrily.

"Phineas!" she shouts.

The boys do multiple things, all the while their sister watches angrily.

Film a movie.

Build a giant robot dog.

Tamper with a car.

Ride a rollercoaster.

As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do before School starts this fall

Candace talks to a friend on the phone. She doesn't notice the boys carrying a live elephant into the backyard until she hears Phineas call out, "Come on, Perry!" That gets her attention.

Later, she's seen playing "Whack-a-Pest". The pests that pop out are her brothers and their pet platypus.

So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all

Afterwards, the boys dance around and play guitar as images of the infinite possibilities flash by.

So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all

When the boys are done, they pose. Their sister comes in.

"Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!" she shouts.

The boys stare at her for a second. They then brush it off and resume their poses.

End Intro

104 Days of Summer Vacation

Day 15

Mom's Birthday

Phineas woke up to the sound of singing.

"Ferb, do you hear that?" he asked, causing Ferb to bolt awake. "It sounds like… Candace singing, early in the morning."

The boys followed the sound to the music room. They saw Candace playing the bass.

"Mom, it's your birthday," she sang.

"It's Mom's birthday!" Phineas realized. "How can we forget? Where have all the days gone?"

Flashback

When they were on the rollercoaster, Phineas reminded Ferb, "We can't forget Mom's birthday."

When they were surfing in the backyard beach, Phineas reminded Ferb, "We can't forget Mom's birthday."

When they were carving Candace's head on Mount Rushmore, Phineas reminded Ferb, "We can't forget Mom's birthday."

When they were performing on stage, Phineas reminded Ferb, "We can't forget Mom's birthday."

When they were being chased by a T-rex, Phineas asked Ferb, "Is there something I'm supposed to remember?"

End of Flashback

"We should do something nice for Mom," said Phineas. "With Dad being out of town for business, and all." An idea popped into his head. "I have an idea."

Later, Candace entered Linda's room with a tray of eggs and bacon.

"Mom," she called. "Let me be the first to say…"

Then Phineas and Ferb swung the door open and crushed Candace.

"Happy birthday, Mom!" Phineas said. "We brought you some periodicals, and coffee just the way you like it, half-caff double-frappe mocha choco-latte mezho-expresso."

"Wow, you really outdid yourselves," Linda remarked.

"Au contraire, mon mère. I declare it's our mission to give you the best birthday ever, so relax, enjoy some reading, and no peeking until we come get you."

The boys left the room.

"Those boys are too much," Linda said to herself. "Mmm, I smell eggs and bacon."

She didn't notice Candace against the wall with eggs and bacon on her face.

Downstairs, Ferb was preparing breakfast while Phineas was making calls and emptying his piggybank.

"Thank you Mrs. Garcia-Shapiro," he said. "We appreciate you helping us out."

Phineas heard his vibrator go off.

He pushed a button to answer the new call. "Talk to me. Buford, my man."

The piggybank got plugged.

He turned to Ferb and whispered, "Needs roughage."

Ferb gave Phineas a few dollars. He inserted them to get the coins out.

He then went back to his call. "Thanks, Buford. Glad we can count on you."

Candace cleared her throat, getting the boys' attention.

"Hey Candace," Phineas greeted. "Wanna help Ferb man the omelet station."

"No, I'm doing my own thing," Candace replied.

"What is it?"

"It's a secret."

Candace walked away.

"Hey, where's Perry?" Phineas wondered.

Perry spun a picture of himself to open an entryway.

He entered his lair. Monogram was already waiting for him.

"Morning, Agent P," Monogram greeted. "17 minutes ago, our spy satellites located Doofenshmirtz. He's hiding in his mountaintop castle laboratory where he's purchased some suspicious items over the internet including a giant metal sphere and two animatronic wax bots. Those things give me the creeps, the way they're all robotic and waxy."

Perry converted his chair into a jetpack and flew off.

Perry

Candace was busy working on something.

"The boys may have won breakfast, but wait until Mom sees this homemade birthday card," she said to herself.

"Alright, Mom, almost there," Phineas said as he and Ferb led a blindfolded Linda to the living room. "Okay, you can look."

Linda removed the blindfold. Isabella, the Fireside Girls, Buford, Baljeet, Django, and their families were all gathered.

"Happy birthday!" they said together.

"What a beautiful breakfast," said Linda.

"Made with love," said Phineas.

"And sweat," Buford added.

"And by that, you mean hard work?" Linda asked.

"Uh, sure."

Candace showed up with the birthday card.

"Mom, this might not be a fantastic breakfast, but…" Candace was about to say.

"Ladies and gentlemen, Mom's birthday card!" Phineas interrupted as he and Ferb showed a big card.

Maybe big, but it's boring, Candace thought to herself.

The boys opened the card to reveal it was very detailed, with multiple different pop-ups and sound-effects.

"I can't believe you made this yourselves," said Linda.

Candace's eye twitched. She tore up her card and ate it up.

"Ah, The Unicorn Whisperer," Doof said as he dusted up a DVD case. "The feel-good movie of the year, and soon it will be gone!"

Perry leaped into the castle through a window.

"Oh no, it's Perry the Platypus!" Doof said in fake shock. "I fooled you, I'm not really scared!" Perry was genuinely shocked, but he kept his straight face. "I have a new security system!"

Doof pushed a button, opening a door to reveal wax robots of George Washington and Abraham Lincoln. They surrounded Perry and grabbed him by the arms and legs.

"Do you like them?" he said. "I got them very cheap from a wax museum that went bankrupt. I love it when dreams fail. As you know, I've been trying to take over the Tri-State Area for quite some time now, and I realized, this Tri-State Area is filled with things I detest." He gestured to a display of all those things. "Like blinking traffic arrows, ear hair, pelicans, musical instruments that start with B, you get the idea. It's a long list, I've been working on it for a while. Anyway, I realized I should build something that would make all those awful things disappear."

The animatronics carried Perry to the window, revealing Doof's new inator.

"Behold, Perry the Platypus, Shrink-spheria," Doof showcased. "I was going to call it the Shrinkinator, but I've done that whole 'inator' thing before. It's been done to death. Let me show you how it works." Doof went to the nearby computer. He typed in 'Pelican.' The pelican on display started to shrink. "And Shrinkspheria hones in on its molecular structure and then turns all the particles into sparticles, thereby shrinking it into a teeny-tiny spec so small I never have to see it again. So goodbye to you, Perry the Platypus. Enjoy your presidential suite."

Doof left the room, laughing maniacally.

Perry struggled to free himself, to no avail. He was genuinely surprised that Doof was able to come out of a trap that he'd actually have trouble freeing himself from.

"Glad you liked the card, Mom," said Phineas.

"It's a simple postmodern fusion of origami and pop-up," Ferb explained.

"Yeah, and just wait until you see your present. Stay right there."

The boys went to get the present.

"I hope the boys don't go overboard," said Linda. "All I'd really like is that dress from that cute little sundress shop."

"You mean the one with the polka-dots?" Candace asked.

Candace got on her bike and biked to the sundress shop.

"Cute little sundress, cute little sundress," she reminded herself over and over.

"Perry the Platypus, say goodbye to blinking detour signs, forever!" Doof shouted as he pushed the button. The nearby sign shrunk. "Yes, I'm an evil genius! Now I need to wait four minutes for it to recharge, which isn't so bad. I think I'll go for ear hair next."

Perry noticed a nearby candle chandelier and the rope holding it up. He was able to get a dart under his hat into his mouth. He blew the dart towards the rope.

The rope broke and the chandelier came down. The heat from the candles melted the animatronics.

Candace was biking home with the sundress.

Unbeknownst to her, a truck carrying live moths was driving somewhere, when a blinking traffic sign shrunk. The truck went straight ahead and fell into a chasm. The moths flew out of the truck and found the sundress.

Doof tried to shrink the ear hair. Nothing happened.

Doof turned and noticed Perry messing with the antenna. Doof tried to intervene, but Perry jumped and kicked him in the face.

Candace returned to the house to see Isabella showing off a yellow sundress on a stage clearly built by Phineas and Ferb.

Candace was shocked at first, but she brushed it off. "Well, they have the wrong sundress. It's okay, but I have this."

Candace showed off the dress, only to see moths in its place. She ran into the house before the moths could eat her clothes too.

"Candace, where'd you go?" Linda asked, having just heard her screaming.

Doof fell back onto the platform. He accidentally pushed one of the buttons. He looked and saw that it was instruments that start with B.

"Oh well, goodbye to musical instruments that start with B," he said.

Candace made it to the music room. She noticed all the instruments.

"Wait a minute, I can still give Mom the one thing the boys can't," she realized. "The gift of music, played by my friend, the bass." The bass shrunk. "Oh well, it's a good thing I have the banjo." The banjo shrunk as well. "It's a good thing I play the bassoon." Shrunk. "The bugle." Shrunk. "The bongos." Shrunk.

Five minutes later…

"It's a good thing I play the balalaika!" Candace cried as she grabbed the balalaika. It shrunk just like the rest. "The bagpipes!" Shrunk. "I should've manned the omelet station!"

Candace went outside to see everyone sitting in front of a large TV screen.

"Candace, would you like to join us?" Linda asked. "The boys put on a video."

Phineas handed Candace a remote. "Yeah. You can do the honors."

Candace sighed. She knew there was nothing else she could do. She pushed the power button.

The screen played a slideshow of Linda throughout her life.

Phineas got on stage and began speaking. "Happy birthday, Mom. From birth to young adult, from the eighties to the nineties, you enchant everyone you meet."

Perry tripped Doof, causing him to hit the antenna and switch it off.

That's when the Lincoln and Washington bots arrived, now fused together.

"A house divided cannot stand," said Lincoln.

"Yeah, what he said," said Washington.

"Oh, Perry the Platypus," said Doof. "You melted their wax, but you can never melt what's inside, pure evil!"

The robots jumped onto the machine, only for their metal weight to fall through it.

The machine exploded, sending Perry and Doof flying.

"I should've seen that coming," Doof said to himself. Perry opened a parachute to land safely, all the while leaving Doof to fall to his demise. "Curse you, Perry the Platypus!"

Agent P

Everyone continued to watch the slideshow.

"Isn't this wonderful, Candace?" Linda asked.

"Yeah," Candace said unenthusiastically.

"But a true testament to what a great mom you are, is that your daughter would take your time to write this song," Phineas said.

The screen changed to show a video of Candace playing the bass and singing.

Play "Mom"

Candace (on screen):

Mom, it's your birthday

Thanks for all the care and love you give

"Nice song, sis," Phineas complimented. Ferb gave a thumbs-up.

Not to mention the meals

And times I get kinda nervous

And forget to tell you how I feel

Phineas and Ferb led Candace onstage. Candace wasn't sure she was willing to do this.

Phineas and Ferb:

Shoo-be-doo, shoo-be-doo

The boys' support was all Candace needed.

Candace (live):

I'm a little high-strung

It's just because I'm young

Mom, I adore ya

And I'll do anything for ya

Although my brothers make me frantic

With every single crazy antic

And when I'm bouncing off the walls

You're the one who stays calm

Because you love me for who I am

I'll always love you, Mom

End "Mom"

Linda shed a small tear. She ran onstage and hugged Candace.

"What a beautiful song, honey," she said. "I only wish Dad could've heard it."

"I almost forgot," said Phineas. "We set up a satellite uplink with Dad."

Phineas led Linda to a smaller screen nearby.

"Hello, love," Lawrence said on screen. "Happy birthday."

"Hi honey," said Linda. "I miss you, and you missed the festivities. The boys threw me the greatest party, and Candace wrote me this really amazing song. Can you hear me?"

Candace noticed Perry right next to her. Usually, she'd be upset seeing him close to her, but here, she didn't make a big deal.

"Hey Perry," she smiled. "Where have you been? You missed all the fun."

Thanks for reading.