Play Phineas and Ferb Theme Song
The wind blows multiple calendar pages into the air, starting on June 3.
There's 104 days of Summer Vacation
Then School comes along just to end it
Phineas and Ferb sit under a tree in their backyard.
So the annual problem for our generation
Is finding a good way to spend it
Cue montage of the boys doing multiple activities.
Like maybe
First, the boys land on the moon. They jump out of the rocket and float forwards.
Second, Phineas climbs on top of Ferb. They try to fight a mummy.
Third, they climb up a certain French tower.
Building a rocket or fighting a mummy
Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Fourth, Ferb removed a tarp to show a weird unicorn-turtle hybrid. Phineas takes a picture of it.
Fifth, the boys force a monkey into the shower. Neither of them enjoy this one.
Discovering something that doesn't exist
Or giving a monkey a shower
Sixth, they surf on a large wave.
Seventh, they create tiny robots.
Eighth, they find Frankenstein's monster. The brain is missing from the head. It doesn't take them that long to find.
Ninth, they find a bird.
Tenth, they fly on a helicopter with a large paintbrush over the city. They covered the city in orange paint.
Eleventh, the boys work on a painting. The painting depicts a red-headed girl with a mustache.
Surfing tidal waves, creating nanobots, or locating Frankenstein's brain
Finding a dodo bird, painting a continent, or driving your sister insane
Turns out, this girl isn't actually a painting, but the boys' sister, Candace. She turns to Phineas angrily.
"Phineas!" she shouts.
The boys do multiple things, all the while their sister watches angrily.
Film a movie.
Build a giant robot dog.
Tamper with a car.
Ride a rollercoaster.
As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do before School starts this fall
Candace talks to a friend on the phone. She doesn't notice the boys carrying a live elephant into the backyard until she hears Phineas call out, "Come on, Perry!" That gets her attention.
Later, she's seen playing "Whack-a-Pest". The pests that pop out are her brothers and their pet platypus.
So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all
Afterwards, the boys dance around and play guitar as images of the infinite possibilities flash by.
So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all
When the boys are done, they pose. Their sister comes in.
"Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!" she shouts.
The boys stare at her for a second. They then brush it off and resume their poses.
End Intro
104 Days of Summer Vacation
Day 16
Jerk de Soleil
Baljeet was dropped off at the Flynn-Fletcher household.
"We are going to the circus, we are going to the circus," he sang to himself.
He entered the house to see Phineas, Ferb, Isabella, and Django eating breakfast while Buford was standing nearby, minding his own business.
"I am here and ready to go to the world famous Cirque de Lune!" Baljeet shouted excitedly.
"Have a seat," said Phineas. "We're going in a minute."
Baljeet sat down and continued singing, "We are going to the circus, we are going to the circus."
"Hold your horses, kids," Lawrence said as he showed a newspaper. "It says here that the lead of Cirque de Lune has a severe allergy. They're canceling today's performance."
"That's a bummer," said Isabella.
"If it's anything like Candace's parsnip allergy, I don't blame him for wanting to appear in public," said Linda.
"She gets blotchy, red, weird voice thingy," Phineas explained. "Not good."
"Well, honey, it looks like that frees you up to join me at the mall," Linda told Lawrence. "Our trio is recording our first album today, 'Live at the Squat and Stitch.'" She turned to the kids. "Cheer up, guys. I'm sure you'll have a fun day, anyway. Bye kids. Be good. Have fun."
Linda and Lawrence left the house.
Isabella looked at the newspaper. "It must be so good to be in the circus."
"Yeah," Phineas said sadly. An idea popped into his head. "Ferb, let's put on our own cirque. It'll be great. Ferb can set up the tent, I'll be the ringmaster…"
"We can sew up some arty costumes," Isabella added.
"For a trick, I can put my leg over my head," Django suggested. He tried to do just that, but he ended up falling off his chair. "Ow. I'll work on it."
"Even Perry can have an act," said Phineas. "The Amazing Perry."
"I have a mystical magical act I would like to perform," Baljeet said as he pretended to remove his thumb. "It's stupefying."
"I also have an act," said Buford. "It'll bring the house down."
"Ferb, get the tools," said Phineas.
Candace woke up next to a portrait of Jeremy.
"Good morning, Jeremy," she said to it. She then imitated Jeremy talking to her. "Good morning, gorgeous."
Candace then grabbed an image of herself and started making the two photos kiss each other. That's when she heard noises coming from outside.
"I'll be right back, Jeremy." she said as she went to the window. "What's going on?" She saw the tent being installed. "A circus?! Can't they give me a break for one day?"
Meanwhile, the gang were busy getting the tent ready. They already got their costumes put on.
"Looking great, Ferb," said Phineas. "Hey, have you seen Perry? I put on his costume."
Perry entered his lair through a hidden elevator. He then sat down and awaited instructions.
"Okay, Agent P," said Monogram. "Doctor Doofenshmirtz is buying biomechanical equipment and…" Monogram tried to contain his laughter at Perry in his ridiculous costume. "Elocution tapes. We don't know why."
Perry got tired and left.
"Where are you going, Agent P?" Monogram asked. "Don't go. I'm not laughing at you. I just heard a funny joke earlier this morning. Please, turn around so we can conclude our meeting." Perry turned around to see Monogram taking pictures of him. "Carl, what's your email? I want to send this to you."
Perry rolled his eyes and left to do his mission.
Perry
Buford entered the tent with a cart of supplies.
"Hey twerp," he said. "I brought props for my act."
"What exactly is your act?" asked Phineas.
Buford showed a small drawing to demonstrate his plan. "I fly into mud with a paper bag on my head. The peeps are gonna love it."
Phineas blinked as he thought about it. In the end, he decided to go with it. "Okay."
Candace went outside and saw the tent for herself.
"I'm not gonna call Mom this time," she said to herself. Then she heard the sound of an elephant. "I'm gonna call Mom."
Candace picked up her phone and called Linda.
"Candace, honey, I can't talk," came Linda's voice. "We're recording. Is it life or death?"
"Does a circus in the backyard count?" Candace asked.
"I don't have time for this. Gotta go. Bye."
Linda hung up. Candace groaned.
"Hey, Candace," a voice called.
Candace turned around to see none other than Jeremy.
"Hi, Jeremy," she smiled and blushed.
"My mom told me to bring over these homegrown veggies for your family," Jeremy explained. "You know, she and your mom are doing that jazz thing today."
"Thanks, Jeremy." Candace took the basket.
"So, circus, huh? Cool. I guess it's more of a 'cirque' than a 'circus.' Don't you think?"
Candace was too busy admiring Jeremy's beautiful face that she barely heard the question. "What?"
"Don't you think we should sit together and watch the show? If you want to."
"Yeah, yeah." Candace started coughing as her voice got a bit raspy. "Are there any wild parsnips in here?"
"I think that's all that's in there."
Candace crawled away. "Later."
"Yes, I ate your last nectarine," said a voice on a cassette. "You got a problem with that?"
"Yes, I…" Doof recited in a high voice. He cleared his throat and spoke in a lower voice. "Yes, I ate your last nectarine."
Before he could continue, the ceiling crumbled. Doof coughed out as much dust as he could before noticing Perry.
"Perry the Platypus?" he said. "Can't you at least use the front door?"
He gestured to the front door, which was completely covered in traps. Doof realized he was speaking in his high voice again.
He lowered his pitch. "I mean, yes I ate your last nectarine. You got a problem with that?" He returned to his normal voice. "Tough, huh? Well, not tough enough."
Doof pushed a button, releasing a net that caught Perry.
"You see, ever since I was a child, I had a squeaky voice, but not anymore," he explained. "Behold, the Voiceanator! It biochemically transforms normal air into doofilium, which will make everyone else's voices higher, making mine deeper by comparison. I was going to lower my own voice, but it seemed like too much trouble."
Doof got on his ship and flew out of his base. Sadly, the roof didn't open and he ended up breaking it.
Candace looked in the mirror. Her face was turning red.
"Of course, it had to be wild parsnips," she said to herself.
She checked her drawer for the allergy pills. She found the container.
"Aha! Quick, before my voice goes through the reaction!" she said as she opened the container. It was empty. "No!"
It was too late. Her voice had completely changed. She sounded like a middle-aged man with a frog in his throat.
"I can't have Jeremy seeing me like this," she said to herself.
She noticed a nearby paper bag. She cut some eye holes and a mouth hole then put on the bag like a mask. She then put on a gray hoodie.
She ran outside and ran past Jeremy.
"Excuse me," she said.
"It's good, bro," Jeremy replied.
Perry took off his hat and pulled the string inside. The edges of his hat spun like a buzzsaw. He used it to cut himself free from the net.
He then used his hat like a propeller to fly out of the building.
As he tried to catch up to Doof, he noticed the boys' circus tent down below.
"We're moments away from Ferb and the Amazing Perry!" came Phineas' voice.
Perry didn't like wearing that stupid costume, but he knew how much the performance meant to the boys, so he decided Doof could wait.
"Ferb, it's almost time," Phineas told Ferb. "Where's Perry?" Perry approached them, costume and everything. "Oh, there you are."
"And now, for my final trick!" Baljeet announced. "I will reattach my thumb. Feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme, come on, thumb, it's healing time."
Baljeet pretended to reattach his thumb. The crowd cheered.
"Let's hear it for Baljeet the Stupefying!" Phineas announced. "But now, prepare to be astounded when the semi-aquatic Perry, aided by Ferb, attempts to jump through that hoop into the shallow pond!"
Ferb dropped Perry onto the trampoline. He bounced through the hoop and into the pond.
The crowd went wild.
"Yeah, let's hear it for the semi-aquatic Perry!" said Phineas.
With his part of the show over, Perry snuck out of the tent. He reactivated his propeller hat and flew after Doofenshmirtz.
Candace made it to the mall and found Linda and her friends performing in front of a small audience. She got on stage and approached Linda.
"Mom!" she said.
"Candace, have you been near wild parsnips again?" Linda asked.
"Yes, but you gotta see what Phineas and Ferb are doing!"
"What is it now?"
Play "E-V-I-L B-O-Y-S"
Candace:
Those boys are always up to something
And it's bringing me to tears
'Cause just before you get home
It always magically disappears
The performers started to play music to accompany Candace's song.
Those boys are evil
But before you get home, they somehow always clean up the mess
"Testify, Candace, testify," said one performer, Vivian.
Those boys are evil
Let me spell it out for you, Mom
E-V-I-L B-O-Y-S
Linda got off the keyboard and started playing electric guitar.
They built a roller coaster
And a beach in the backyard
They even wrote a one-hit song
That tore up the boulevard
They took me back in time
When we went to that museum
They built fifty-foot treehouse robots
But still you didn't see them
Those boys are evil
Their crazy shenanigans cause me all kinds of distress
Those boys are evil
Sing it with me now
Candace and the Audience:
E-V-I-L B-O-Y-S
Candace:
I know you think they're saints
But Mom, I'm here to tell
Those B-O-Y-S, they're just E-V-I-L
Those boys are evil
They're making me feel like my head's in a hydraulic press
And that don't feel too good
Those boys are evil
Everybody
E-V-I-L B-O-Y-S
That's what I'm talking about
E-V-I-L B-O-Y-S
That's right, those boys are
Evil little boys
End "E-V-I-L B-O-Y-S"
The crowd cheered.
"Okay, Mom, you gonna come home with me?" asked Candace.
"Are you kidding, hon?" Linda replied. "That was amazing. Let's do another."
Perry flew onto Doof's ship.
"Perry the Platypus, you're too late!" Doof declared. He noticed Perry about to switch the device off. "Wait, don't touch that!"
Doof tried to block the switch. Perry tickled Doof's armpits. Doof retaliated by slapping Perry's hands.
"Hey, I got my costume all set," Buford told the boys. He was wearing a gray hoodie and a paper bag. "Be sure to introduce me as the Amazing Bag-O."
"You know, we've been thinking about your act, and we have some suggestions," said Phineas. Ferb showed a board depicting their suggestion. "Modify your torque and reverse the angle of trajectory."
"I still get to land in mud, right? I want the mud."
"Yeah, yeah."
That's when they heard a loud thud.
"Ow, ow, ow…" came Django's voice.
The boys went to investigate to see that Django was on the floor, his arms and legs twisted and disjointed.
Ferb approached Django and lifted him into his arms.
Django couldn't help but feel a warm, happy feeling. It was like all the pain in his arms faded away. His face blushed a tiny bit.
Ferb carried Django out of the room.
"Thank you Django the Human Pretzel!" said Phineas. "That's gotta hurt. And now, our next act will catapult through the heavens and land in a pit filled with the mysterious Aztec Mud of Doom."
Candace ran into the tent and looked for Jeremy. She noticed Jeremy sitting in the crowd. An empty seat was right next to him.
"He did save a spot for me," she smiled.
"Ladies and gentlemen, I give you The Amazing Bag-O!" Phineas announced as he and Ferb grabbed Candace and strapped her to the catapult.
Buford left the backstage to see what was happening.
"Hey, he's stealing my act!" he shouted.
"Guys, let go!" Candace demanded.
Ferb pulled the lever. The catapult launched Candace high into the air, right through the roof of the tent.
The audience gasped.
"He must've been lighter than we calculated," said Phineas.
"No, this is Buford's time to shine!" Buford said as he ran into the mud pit. "Hey everybody, over here!"
The crowd saw Buford and cheered for him.
"How'd he get down there?" Phineas wondered.
"Perhaps Buford truly is amazing," Ferb remarked.
Perry pushed Doof against the switch, breaking it.
A small tube landed in the circus tent, filling it with Doofilium.
"And now, ladies and gentlemen," Phineas said as his voice got higher. "I give you our entire cast in our grand finale, featuring The Amazing Perry!"
Perry heard Phineas and quickly flew down to meet up with everyone.
All the kids, including Django, despite his injury, stacked on top of each other. Phineas and Ferb were at the very top of the stack. Perry was right next to them.
The tent was filled with too much Doofilium. It flew high up, hitting Doof's ship.
"Curse you, Perry the Platypus!" Doof shouted in a high voice as his ship crashed.
Linda and Lawrence returned home right as everyone left.
"Mom, Dad, you missed our Cirque," said Phineas.
Linda looked at the boys' costumes. "Seems you had fun."
Perry did his chatter.
"Who wants to hear my CD?" asked Linda.
"I do!" Phineas declared.
The family went inside to listen to the CD.
Candace crawled back to the backyard. She laid on the ground, tired.
"At least I'm back to normal," she said in her normal voice.
"Hey, Candace," came Jeremy's voice. "My mom played some of their CD. Your singing is awesome. How'd you get your voice to sound like that?"
Candace got up. "Same as all the great blue singers, wild parsnips."
A.N.
So, this is the last chapter I'm posting of any summer vacation related story during my summer vacation. After today, I'm going back to school. It sucks that Phineas, Ferb, Dipper, and Mabel are gonna have a longer summer than me, but that's just reality for you.
Speaking of school, I'm starting my high school Junior Year. I've been told it's the most stressful of all the High School years, so expect updates to be slower from this point on.
Anyway, this was an episode I was looking forward to. It's the only other episode that features Django in canon (in a speaking role at least), there's a showcase of Perry caring about his owners as he ditches Doofenshmirtz to take part in the boys' performance, and we got another popular song, "E-V-I-L B-O-Y-S".
Here, we also get the first moment between Ferb and Django. I was originally planning to establish Django's crush on Ferb in the "Oil on Candace" chapter, but I scrapped that because I didn't know how to do it without it feeling out of place.
I did take the liberty of changing some of the "E-V-I-L B-O-Y-S" lyrics so I wouldn't end up referencing episodes that I adapted out of this story. This won't be the only time I do that.
Anyway, that's all I have to say. Thanks for reading.