Play Phineas and Ferb Theme Song

The wind blows multiple calendar pages into the air, starting on June 3.

There's 104 days of Summer Vacation

Then School comes along just to end it

Phineas and Ferb sit under a tree in their backyard.

So the annual problem for our generation

Is finding a good way to spend it

Cue montage of the boys doing multiple activities.

Like maybe

First, the boys land on the moon. They jump out of the rocket and float forwards.

Second, Phineas climbs on top of Ferb. They try to fight a mummy.

Third, they climb up a certain French tower.

Building a rocket or fighting a mummy

Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower

Fourth, Ferb removed a tarp to show a weird unicorn-turtle hybrid. Phineas takes a picture of it.

Fifth, the boys force a monkey into the shower. Neither of them enjoy this one.

Discovering something that doesn't exist

Or giving a monkey a shower

Sixth, they surf on a large wave.

Seventh, they create tiny robots.

Eighth, they find Frankenstein's monster. The brain is missing from the head. It doesn't take them that long to find.

Ninth, they find a bird.

Tenth, they fly on a helicopter with a large paintbrush over the city. They covered the city in orange paint.

Eleventh, the boys work on a painting. The painting depicts a red-headed girl with a mustache.

Surfing tidal waves, creating nanobots, or locating Frankenstein's brain

Finding a dodo bird, painting a continent, or driving your sister insane

Turns out, this girl isn't actually a painting, but the boys' sister, Candace. She turns to Phineas angrily.

"Phineas!" she shouts.

The boys do multiple things, all the while their sister watches angrily.

Film a movie.

Build a giant robot dog.

Tamper with a car.

Ride a rollercoaster.

As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do before School starts this fall

Candace talks to a friend on the phone. She doesn't notice the boys carrying a live elephant into the backyard until she hears Phineas call out, "Come on, Perry!" That gets her attention.

Later, she's seen playing "Whack-a-Pest". The pests that pop out are her brothers and their pet platypus.

So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all

Afterwards, the boys dance around and play guitar as images of the infinite possibilities flash by.

So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all

When the boys are done, they pose. Their sister comes in.

"Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!" she shouts.

The boys stare at her for a second. They then brush it off and resume their poses.

End Intro

104 Days of Summer Vacation

Day 21

Traffic Cam Caper

The Flynn-Fletchers were having dinner. They were having one of their normal family discussions.

"But Mom, Phineas and Ferb really built a giant escalator to the moon!" Candace yelled.

"Last I checked, the backyard was completely 'moon-elevator' free," Linda argued calmly.

"It's true," said Phineas. "Ferb really did the whole 'one giant step' thing. Check out this moon stuff we brought back."

Phineas showed some moon rocks while Ferb showed the American flag that was placed on the moon.

"You kids are so adorable," said Lawrence.

Candace groaned. "You don't believe it? I'm so over this."

"Oh, Candace, revel in your brothers' imagination," said Linda. "It makes life so much more fun."

"Pushing the boundaries of time and space can really make a guy tired," Phineas admitted as he and Ferb yawned.

"See? How fun is that?"

The kids headed upstairs to bed.

Lawrence looked through his mail.

"I got a traffic ticket from that camera they installed across the street," he said. "That blasted device picks up everything on the block 24 hours a day."

Candace was intrigued. She peaked downstairs to listen in.

"Doesn't it run out of tape?" Linda asked.

"No, it's on a compressed CD thingamabob," Lawrence replied. "It can store months of digital video."

Candace looked out the window. She saw the camera Lawrence was referring to.

"Gotcha," she smiled.

Perry was asleep in the boys' room.

His peace and quiet was interrupted when he heard his watch vibrate. He covered it so the boys wouldn't hear. He quickly jumped into a magician's hat.

He flew out of another magician's hat in his lair. A woman in a blue dress appeared and pointed at Perry like he was an act in a magic show.

Monogram and Carl watched from the screen and applauded.

"Excellent trick, Agent P," Monogram complimented before getting down to business. "Sorry to interrupt you at this late hour, but we're about to give you the most important mission of your career. Our computer indicates that a city security camera located near your hideout has recorded your comings and goings as a secret agent. It is crucial to the agency's security that you get those recordings and bring them back to HQ for special disposal."

Perry left the base and found the camera. He prepared to climb the lamppost and grab the disc.

He was interrupted when he noticed Candace leaving the house with a ladder in hand.

She set the ladder near the camera, and climbed it. She looked around to make sure no one was looking. Once she confirmed the coast was clear, she ejected the disc.

"I'm just borrowing this," she said.

Perry sighed in exhaustion.

Candace entered her room and turned on her laptop. She inserted the disc. The footage that played was everything she hoped for.

The elevator to the moon.

The backyard beach.

The roller rink.

And that was only the tip of the iceberg.

"Can it be?" she asked herself before noticing Perry right next to her. She was too excited to mind. "Perry, it's so beautiful!"

Phineas and Ferb entered the room.

"Candace, you okay?" Phineas asked. "Your muffled emotion woke us up. Whathca watchin?"

"Just a little summer mini-series called evidence!" Candace replied as she showed the footage.

"Wait, this isn't an attempt to bust us, is it?" Phineas asked, suspicious.

"No," Candace lied.

The boys gave Candace a glare signifying they didn't believe her. She knew she had to think of something. The first thing that came to mind was when the boys themselves tried to prove that the escalator to the moon was real.

"Well, think of it this way," she said. "You can prove to Mom and Dad that those moon rocks you collected were real. Mom would be so impressed knowing what you boys accomplished."

This was enough to convince the boys.

"Alright," said Phineas, though he still sounded a bit skeptical. "Let's show her then."

The boys left the room to find Linda. Candace stayed behind.

"Oh, Perry, Perry, Perry," she said, not noticing Perry getting closer and closer to the computer. "I will remember this night always. Just think, on this very computer are the deliciously incriminating images from the CD I borrowed that will finally bust my brothers."

Candace laughed a maniacal laugh. That's when Linda came in.

"Candace, what's this about?" she asked.

"Mom, I finally have…" Candace was about to say.

"Not this again. Can this wait until morning?" Linda headed to her room.

"How's seven o'clock sound?" Phineas asked.

"And you two, out!" Linda yelled.

Phineas and Ferb entered Candace's room.

"We're gonna pencil her in for 7:30," Phineas said.

"Nine!" Linda said.

"Okay, make that nine."

None of the kids noticed Perry sneak out the window.

Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated… after hours

Perry knocked on the door to Doof's apartment. After a while, Doof answered.

"Perry the Platypusss, one sec," he said as he removed teeth blockers from his mouth. "What? The pressures of an evil life. I need a grind guard. Wait, why are you here? I don't have an evil plan until tomorrow."

Perry ignored Doof and ran inside. Doof did not take kindly to that.

"Okay, come on in," he said, sarcastically.

Perry pushed a button on the wall. A door opened to reveal a ten-foot tall robot that looked like a normal human man in a suit.

"Hi, I'm Norm," it introduced itself.

"That's it?" Doof asked. "You just want to borrow Norm, my giant robot henchman? Fine, knock yourself out. I'm going back to bed. Just so you know, he's a little low on oil, oh, and I don't want to see one scratch on that machine."

Perry gave Doof a thumbs-up in assurance before climbing into Norm's chest cavity.

"Hey, Candace, Ferb wants to make a full presentation for Mom," Phineas said. "Can we borrow the CD?"

"No way, Phineas!" Candace replied. "There's no way I'm letting this baby out of my sight! This is the happiest moment of my life, and there's nothing you creeps can do to take it away from me!"

Right after she said that, a giant robot opened the roof and took the CD.

"Hello, children," it said. "I'll take that! My name is Norm!"

Norm stomped away from the house.

All three kids were dumbfounded.

"What was that?" Candace asked.

"I don't know," Phineas replied.

"Keep it down!" Linda yelled.

"So, you didn't make that?" Candace asked in a softer voice.

"No, but I want one," Phineas replied.

"But that thing ran off with the disk."

"Don't worry. We'll get it back."

"Wait, you'll willingly help me bust you?"

"Sure, as long as we get something out of it. Plus, battling a giant robot. How cool is that?"

"Excellent."

The kids got on their bikes and biked after the robot. Unfortunately for them, Norm had rocket boots.

Play "That's How The Animals Go"

Meanwhile, at the base of OWCA, the Organization With Cool Animals, Monogram was passing the time by playing guitar.

Monogram:

And the kitty goes

Agent K meowed.

And the owl goes

Agent O hooted.

And the doggy goes

Agent D barked.

And the turkey goes

There was no response.

"Sir, we lost Agent T last November," Carl said.

"Oh, right," Monogram cringed before continuing the song.

And that's how the animals go, go, go

And that's how the animals go

"Okay, everyone," he said. "One more time, with feeling."

Pause "That's How The Animals Go"

Perry just finished refueling Norm. That's when he noticed something in the distance.

He looked through his binoculars to see his owners riding after him on a rocket bike.

He quickly got back in the cockpit and continued driving. He realized too late that he forgot to replace the oil cap.

The rockets broke off. Perry had no choice but to walk Norm the rest of the way.

After a while, he reached a bridge. It started to open up.

Ferb jumped onto Norm and tried to grab him. Norm simply shook him off.

Unfortunately for Norm, the bridge opened too much. He slipped and fell. He hung onto the edges with his toes.

Phineas saw his chance. He got onto the legs and grabbed the CD while it was hanging out.

Sadly, Norm completely fell. Phineas managed to jump onto the bridge, but he was hanging on the edge. To make matters worse, there was oil on the edge, making it more slippery.

"Candace, help!" he shouted.

"I'm coming!" Candace shouted.

Candace noticed that both Phineas and the disc were hanging on the edge. She knew she couldn't save both. Given the choice, she knew which one she had to choose.

Phineas couldn't hold on much longer. He was about to fall.

Thankfully, Candace grabbed him at the last second.

"Candace, you saved me," Phineas smiled. "But, what about the disc?"

"You may be a pain, but you're still my brother," Candace replied as she hugged Phineas. "Besides, we still have the rocket for evidence."

When she turned back, though, the rocket launched into the air and exploded.

That's when Ferb showed up flying on a propeller pack. He had the disc in hand.

"Alright, Ferb!" Phineas and Candace cheered.

To their shock, Ferb just flew away without saying a word.

"Ferb, where are you going?" Phineas asked.

Right after he said that, Ferb slid onto the bridge, covered in oil.

"What did I miss?" he asked.

"That was weirder than the giant robot," Candace remarked.

The Ferb with the disc took off his costume to reveal none other than…

Perry

He made it to headquarters without a scratch. Monogram and Carl were waiting for him.

"Ah, Agent P," Monogram said. "I assume your mission was a complete success?"

Perry showed the disc. He handed it to Monogram.

Monogram put a glove on before picking up the disc. He handed it to Carl, who picked it up using clampers. He threw the disc in the trash can.

Perry glared at Monogram and Carl for their overdramatic act.

"Agent P, you saved this organization," said Monogram. "If there's anything we can do for you in return, don't hesitate."

Perry grinned.

The next morning, Lawrence received a letter in the mail.

"I can't believe it!" he shouted excitedly. "My video traffic ticket has been cleared! I guess there is someone looking out for me!"

Continue "That's How The Animals Go"

Back at OWCA, Monogram was continuing his song.

Monogram:

And the chicken goes

Agent C clucked.

And the dog goes

Agent D barked.

And the worm goes

Agent W remained silent.

"Outstanding, Agent W," Monogram said ironically. Agent C tried to eat Agent W. "Agent C, don't do that."

And the new guy goes

The newly appointed Agent N, better known as Norm, sat down with a small fedora on his head.

"I'm Norm," he said.

"You know, it's weird that he's not an animal," Monogram said. "We should fire him."

"Already on it, sir," Carl said as he took out a pen and paper.

And that's how the animals go, go, go

And that's how the animals go

End "That's How The Animals Go"

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