Play Phineas and Ferb Theme Song
The wind blows multiple calendar pages into the air, starting on June 3.
There's 104 days of Summer Vacation
Then School comes along just to end it
Phineas and Ferb sit under a tree in their backyard.
So the annual problem for our generation
Is finding a good way to spend it
Cue montage of the boys doing multiple activities.
Like maybe
First, the boys land on the moon. They jump out of the rocket and float forwards.
Second, Phineas climbs on top of Ferb. They try to fight a mummy.
Third, they climb up a certain French tower.
Building a rocket or fighting a mummy
Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Fourth, Ferb removed a tarp to show a weird unicorn-turtle hybrid. Phineas takes a picture of it.
Fifth, the boys force a monkey into the shower. Neither of them enjoy this one.
Discovering something that doesn't exist
Or giving a monkey a shower
Sixth, they surf on a large wave.
Seventh, they create tiny robots.
Eighth, they find Frankenstein's monster. The brain is missing from the head. It doesn't take them that long to find.
Ninth, they find a bird.
Tenth, they fly on a helicopter with a large paintbrush over the city. They covered the city in orange paint.
Eleventh, the boys work on a painting. The painting depicts a red-headed girl with a mustache.
Surfing tidal waves, creating nanobots, or locating Frankenstein's brain
Finding a dodo bird, painting a continent, or driving your sister insane
Turns out, this girl isn't actually a painting, but the boys' sister, Candace. She turns to Phineas angrily.
"Phineas!" she shouts.
The boys do multiple things, all the while their sister watches angrily.
Film a movie.
Build a giant robot dog.
Tamper with a car.
Ride a rollercoaster.
As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do before School starts this fall
Candace talks to a friend on the phone. She doesn't notice the boys carrying a live elephant into the backyard until she hears Phineas call out, "Come on, Perry!" That gets her attention.
Later, she's seen playing "Whack-a-Pest". The pests that pop out are her brothers and their pet platypus.
So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all
Afterwards, the boys dance around and play guitar as images of the infinite possibilities flash by.
So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all
When the boys are done, they pose. Their sister comes in.
"Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!" she shouts.
The boys stare at her for a second. They then brush it off and resume their poses.
End Intro
104 Days of Summer Vacation
Day 29
Chez Platypus
Phineas and Ferb woke up to the sound of a strange growl.
"Ferb, is that your stomach?" Phineas asked.
Ferb nodded.
"Yeah, I'm hungry too," Phineas admitted. "That trendy restaurant Mom and Dad took us to last night wasn't exactly satisfying."
Flashback
After the Paisley Sideburn Brothers concert, Linda and Lawrence thought it'd be a good idea to take the kids to a fancy restaurant.
They waited a long time for the food to arrive. It didn't even seem to be worth it.
"Dad, can I borrow your glasses?" Phineas asked semi-jokingly. "This entree is so small I can barely see it."
End of Flashback
"How hard is it to have a trendy restaurant that's fun to go to and has great food?" Phineas wondered. "That's it. Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today."
Candace was in her room getting dressed when her phone rang.
She answered. "Hey, Stace."
"Candace, are you sitting down?" came Stacy's voice. "I don't want you to have an aneurysm."
"Why would I have an aneurysm?"
"Because someone just DM'd me that someone else heard someone else overhear that Jeremy's gonna call you and ask you out tonight?"
Both of the girls squealed in excitement before Stacy got serious again.
"Candace, do you need medical attention?" she asked.
"Oh, I do," Candace replied. "I need attention from the doctor of love!"
"Paging Doctor Jeremy."
"Doctor, I got a fever."
"Well, let me take care of that, little lady."
The girls chuckled before Candace spoke again. "Wow, a special evening." She heard a beep. "It's him."
Candace answered excitedly. The voice that came out wasn't Jeremy. It was Linda.
"Honey, I'm just calling to remind you…" she said.
Candace hung up and went back to Stacy.
"It wasn't him," she said.
"Don't worry, he'll call," Stacy assured.
Ferb started building the restaurant while Phineas went over the blueprints.
"Hey Phineas, whatcha doin?" came a familiar voice.
Phineas turned around to see Isabella and the rest already there.
"We're building a restaurant," he replied. "Hey, you could be our hostess." He turned to the rest. "The Fireside Girls can bus tables, Baljeet can be our soda jerk…"
"I make a mean milkshake," Baljeet said.
"Ferb and Django can be our chefs…" Phineas continued.
Django blushed at the idea of working alongside Ferb.
"Hey, I can work the velvet rope," Buford suggested as he brought one out of his pocket. "I never leave home without it."
"Uh, where do you keep that?" Phineas asked.
"I'll never tell."
"So, what's your restaurant called?" Isabella asked.
"Chez Platypus," Phineas replied. "By the way, where's Perry?"
Perry was already in his lair. He sat down to await instructions.
Monogram seemed to be on the phone with someone.
"What?" he asked. "There's nothing available for tonight? Oh, never mind."
Monogram hung up before noticing Perry.
"Sorry, Agent P," he apologized. "It's date night tonight with the wife, and if I don't figure out something special soon, I'm royally in the doghouse."
Carl imitated a meow.
"Carl!" Monogram yelled before turning back to Perry. "Anyway, sources indicate Doctor Doofenshmirtz is up to his schemes again. I need you to get out there and put a stop to it. Good luck."
Perry left the lair.
Candace heard the phone ring. She knew it was Jeremy. She answered.
"Hello?" she asked.
"Candace?" came Jeremy's voice.
"It's Candace."
"I was wondering if you wanted to do something tonight, just the two of us."
Candace could only barely contain her excitement. "Sure, that'd be great."
"Great, so I'll pick you up later?"
"Bye." Candace hung up. "Yes."
Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated
Doof noticed Perry kick a hole in the door.
"Oh, Perry the Platypus," he said. "You must have noticed how I reinforced the locks but not the door." He opened the door to reveal that Perry was stuck. "Let's just get you out of there."
Doof tried to pull Perry free. It didn't work.
"You're really trapped in here," he remarked, before coming up with a lie. "Just like I planned, obviously. So, let me tell you about my evil scheme. I'm so tired of all these happy couples around me, romantic and laughing, mocking me with their happiness. Not anymore! My Deloveinator satellite will eliminate the feeling of love in the entire Tri-State Area!" Doof showed a remote. "All I have to do is push this button. It would be so easy to press it right now. It would be so simple, but I have a date tonight, and I would like to be optimistic, but if we don't hit it off, I'm definitely gonna ruin it for everyone else."
Doof left.
Perry came up with an idea.
Before he knew it, he was walking out of the elevator, while his foot was still trapped in the door.
Jeremy knocked on the front door. Candace answered.
"Hi," she greeted.
"Hi," Jeremy replied, blushing.
"I'm like, so looking forward to tonight. A special evening, just the two of us. So, what do you have planned?"
Candace stopped talking when she noticed Jeremy stop walking.
"Ta-da," he said, gesturing to the restaurant in the backyard. "Your brothers have opened the trendiest restaurant in town, and this is where I'm taking you."
"Great idea, Jeremy!" Candace said. "I practically own the place, so we don't have to worry about waiting in line! Come on!"
Candace grabbed Jeremy's hand and shoved her way to the front of the line. Buford was there guarding the door.
"Alright Buford, let us in," Candace demanded.
"Name?" Buford requested.
"It's me, Candace Flynn."
Buford looked through a list. "You're not on the list. You should've made a reservation an hour ago."
"I didn't know the restaurant existed until just now! I demand to be let in right now!"
Buford turned to an older couple walking in.
The man was around the same height as Candace. His head was more triangular-shaped than circular, his neck was facing forward instead of upward, and he had a pointy nose. He wore a black shirt under a white lab coat, as well as gray pants. Candace assumed he was a pharmacist judging by the lab coat.
The woman next to him had a more natural face. She had slightly long red hair. She wore a blue headband, blue earrings, and a blue shirt and skirt.
"Good evening, sir," Buford greeted.
"I forgot to make a reservation," the pharmacist said, offering Buford some money.
"It's all good," Buford said as he let the couple in.
"Did he just bribe you?" Candace asked.
"No, he just caught my attention in a monetary fashion. Now, back in line."
Doof and his date, Sheena, were led to a table by a little girl dressed in pink.
"Say, aren't you a little young to be a hostess?" Doof asked.
"Yes, yes I am," the girl replied.
Doof stared at the girl suspiciously, before grinning. "Well, nice to see they've gotten rid of child labor laws."
The girl walked away.
Doof turned to Sheena.
"So, I noticed in your online profile that you say you like tall men," he said. "Is that true?"
"That's right," Sheena replied. "And you're not very tall at all."
"Hey, I'm 6 foot 2, I slouch."
"My last date was 6 foot 9. Now, that's a good-looking man."
Doof couldn't take what he was hearing. He was about to push the button.
"Though, I'll be honest," Sheena continued. "I've never been able to resist a man in a lab coat."
Doof smiled. "Really? I'm wearing one right now."
"I'm usually extremely attracted to blonds, but there is something about your windblown style that gives me goosebumps."
"Really? I must say, it's quite a bit of work in the morning, but apparently worth it."
Perry made it to the restaurant. He was about to sneak up on Doof when he noticed Phineas. He quickly took off his hat and froze before he could be seen.
"Oh, there you are, Perry," Phineas said as he picked up Perry. "We gotta put you in your place of honor."
Phineas put Perry on a small platform. The platform rose up, allowing Perry to be seen by all the patrons.
Ferb flipped a pancake out of a frying pan. Django barely got it on a plate.
The two high-fived. Django blushed and put his hand in a bag.
Candace watched in confusion as Buford continued letting random patrons in, despite them not having reservations, yet he still wouldn't let her and Jeremy in.
Django tossed an egg into the air, then hit it with a spatula. Ferb caught the yolk in a bowl and tossed it in a grill.
"Hey, Ferb," came Phineas' voice. "We need a chicken special for Table 5."
Ferb tossed the chicken special into a tube.
The chicken landed on Table 5.
Buford let a giant floating baby head in, much to the bewilderment of Candace and Jeremy.
"I can't believe this!" Candace shouted. "You're gonna let strangers in, but not me? I'm the owners' sister! I'M SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING THE TIME OF MY LIFE!"
"Candace, I don't mind just spending time with you," Jeremy assured.
"Really?" Candace asked. Her happiness faded when she noticed Buford let in another stranger. "Ah, come on!"
"So, how do you feel about evil?" Doof asked.
"That's a weird question," Sheena replied.
"Is it?" Doof prepared to push the button again. "I'm just making conversation."
"But I love it. Look." Sheena showed her evil tattoo.
Doof got excited. "You have an evil tattoo? Look, I do too."
Doof showed his tattoo.
"I can't believe we have so much in common," Sheena remarked. "You know, I don't put 'evil' on my profile anymore because it attracts so many weirdos."
"You know, I'm starting to doubt there even are reservations," Candace said.
"Sure there are," Buford argued. "I have the list right here."
Buford picked up a piece of paper, but he had it facing himself. This made Candace suspicious.
"Let me see that," she demanded as she snatched the sheet.
She looked at the list, only to realize it was not a list. It was a note.
Let everyone in, except for Candace. - Phineas.
Candace tore up the paper out of anger.
"That's it, I'm calling Mom!" she yelled as she called Linda. "Mom, Phineas and Ferb built an expensive restaurant in the backyard, and they won't let me and Jeremy in!"
"Okay, honey," came Linda's voice. "We'll be home in a minute."
Candace groaned. She walked off.
"Jeremy, save our place in line," she said.
"But Candace…" Jeremy said, just to fall under deaf ears.
When no one was looking, Perry got back up and snuck behind Doof. Doof caught him.
"Perry the Platypus?" he reacted. "Looking for my remote?" Doof gave the remote to Perry. "Take it. I don't need it anymore. I'm in love."
Most of the patrons left the restaurant, having finished their meals.
That's when a blond man wearing a brown suit and blue tie approached Phineas and Ferb.
"Excuse me," he said. "I would like to buy your restaurant. I envision a chain of platypus-themed restaurants as far as the Tri-State Area can leave."
"You can have it," Phineas said. "Dinner service is over."
Perry destroyed the remote.
Doof's satellite fell out of orbit.
Candace saw Linda and Lawrence pull up.
"Mom, Dad, the boys have a restaurant in the yard and they're not letting me and Jeremy in!" she shouted. "You gotta put a stop to it! Come on!"
Candace ran back into the backyard. She saw the restaurant get carried away by a helicopter.
She sighed. "Whatever."
Jeremy turned to Isabella. "Excuse me, Miss. Do you have a table for two?"
"Right this way, sir," Isabella replied.
Candace and Jeremy were led to a table.
Phineas and Ferb handed the two some food.
Baljeet handed them some drinks.
Django played a violin to add to the atmosphere.
"You know Candace, I've had a lot of fun in your backyard," Jeremy admitted. "But this is the best time yet."
Linda and Lawrence finally arrived.
"How adorable," Linda said. "Candace, you want me to put a stop to this?"
"No, no, no, no!" Candace yelled. "Keep moving! Nothing to see here!" She turned back to Jeremy. "Now, where were we?"
Play "Evil Love"
Doof and Sheena walked down the streets of Danville. Doof played a ukulele.
Doof:
Love was once a crazy dream
Now it's my new evil scheme
Sheena:
And now I'm happy as can be
Both:
It's the age-old story
How an evil boy meets an evil girl
We got a love strong enough to rule the whole wide world
Sheena popped an Earth-shaped balloon a boy was holding, making him cry.
We both maniacally laugh at all the same stuff
I found my other half
Yes, I got an evil half
The two fantasized sending a robot army to invade the city.
Doof:
When the robot armies march
Sheena:
To the beating of our hearts
I'm as happy as can be
They then fantasized feeding Perry to alligators at the zoo.
Both:
It's the age-old story
How an evil boy meets an evil girl
We got a love strong enough to rule the whole wide world
They threw a water balloon onto a nearby boy.
We both maniacally laugh at all the same stuff
You can't foil a plan that's built upon evil love
End "Evil Love"
Doof and Sheena walked onto a dock.
"I have never been so happy in my entire life," Doof said.
"Oh, Heinz…" Sheena was about to say.
The satellite fell onto the dock and struck Sheena.
"I feel nothing," she finished as she walked away.
"But, but, but…" Doof stuttered.
Thanks for reading.