Play Phineas and Ferb Theme Song
The wind blows multiple calendar pages into the air, starting on June 3.
There's 104 days of Summer Vacation
Then School comes along just to end it
Phineas and Ferb sit under a tree in their backyard.
So the annual problem for our generation
Is finding a good way to spend it
Cue montage of the boys doing multiple activities.
Like maybe
First, the boys land on the moon. They jump out of the rocket and float forwards.
Second, Phineas climbs on top of Ferb. They try to fight a mummy.
Third, they climb up a certain French tower.
Building a rocket or fighting a mummy
Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Fourth, Ferb removed a tarp to show a weird unicorn-turtle hybrid. Phineas takes a picture of it.
Fifth, the boys force a monkey into the shower. Neither of them enjoy this one.
Discovering something that doesn't exist
Or giving a monkey a shower
Sixth, they surf on a large wave.
Seventh, they create tiny robots.
Eighth, they find Frankenstein's monster. The brain is missing from the head. It doesn't take them that long to find.
Ninth, they find a bird.
Tenth, they fly on a helicopter with a large paintbrush over the city. They covered the city in orange paint.
Eleventh, the boys work on a painting. The painting depicts a red-headed girl with a mustache.
Surfing tidal waves, creating nanobots, or locating Frankenstein's brain
Finding a dodo bird, painting a continent, or driving your sister insane
Turns out, this girl isn't actually a painting, but the boys' sister, Candace. She turns to Phineas angrily.
"Phineas!" she shouts.
The boys do multiple things, all the while their sister watches angrily.
Film a movie.
Build a giant robot dog.
Tamper with a car.
Ride a rollercoaster.
As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do before School starts this fall
Candace talks to a friend on the phone. She doesn't notice the boys carrying a live elephant into the backyard until she hears Phineas call out, "Come on, Perry!" That gets her attention.
Later, she's seen playing "Whack-a-Pest". The pests that pop out are her brothers and their pet platypus.
So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all
Afterwards, the boys dance around and play guitar as images of the infinite possibilities flash by.
So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all
When the boys are done, they pose. Their sister comes in.
"Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!" she shouts.
The boys stare at her for a second. They then brush it off and resume their poses.
End Intro
104 Days of Summer Vacation
Day 30
Vanessassary Roughness
Doof and Vanessa were riding on Doof's electric scooter.
"Dad, I need a car," Vanessa said. "I can't keep riding on the back of your scooter everytime I go some place. It's totally embarrassing."
When the two stopped at a red light, a biker around Vanessa's age stopped next to them on his own scooter.
"How would you take a ride on a real bike?" he offered Vanessa.
"She's sixteen," Doof said as he zapped the boy with his laser, causing him to disappear. "You know, ever since I installed the Away-Inator on my helmet, driving is fun again."
Meanwhile, Stacy and the Flynn-Fletchers were on their way to the store.
"Hey Ferb, check it out," Phineas said. "The Super-Duper Mega Store has a large supply of everything in the Tri-State Area. I know what we're gonna do today."
"I'm gonna buy Jeremy a gift," said Candace. "It's the anniversary of the very first time Jeremy and I went to Slushy Burger. He spilled a cheese dog on me and mustard got all over the place. He was so sweet."
"Tough one," Stacy remarked. "I don't think they make a card for that."
Not wanting to listen to the conversation, Ferb turned to the window. Next to the car, he saw the same girl he ran into at the blueprint store.
Everything around him faded as he admired the girl's pretty face.
"So, Mom," Phineas said, snapping Ferb back to reality. "What are you gonna get at the store?"
"I need a twenty-five-pound tub of mayonnaise, and eighty pounds of potatoes to make potato salad for the bridge club," Linda replied.
"Wow, that's a lot of potato salad."
Linda parked the car once she found a spot. "Remember to meet me back at the car in three hours."
The gang entered the store.
"Wow, think of it, Ferb," Phineas said. "52,637,000 square acres of unbridled consumerism all under one roof."
Ferb whistled.
Linda carried Perry to the pet-sitters' area.
Doof and Vanessa made it to the super store.
"If you want a car, you're gonna have to prove to me that you can do things by yourself," Doof said.
"How can I do that when I'm always on the back of your scooter?" Vanessa asked.
"It's a conundrum, isn't it?"
One of the dogs in the pet zone dropped a bone. Monogram's face appeared on it.
"Agent P, down here," he whispered, getting Perry's attention. "It's the new dog bone communicator. Pretty clever, huh?"
"I thought of it," came Carl's voice.
"Anyway, we learned that Doctor Doofenshmirtz is shopping for parts to build another one of his outlandish devices. Put a tail on him."
Perry snuck out of the pet zone.
That's when he noticed his owners nearby. He quickly grabbed some Platypus-sized clothes, entered a dressing room, and put on the clothes.
"So I have to find a way to prove to you I'm responsible," Vanessa said. "There must be an easier way to earn a car."
"You know what people say about taking the easy way," said Doof.
"What do they say?"
"I'd tell you, but that would be taking the easy way." Doof noticed something in front of them. "Oh, look. Pizzazium Infinionite."
"What's that?"
Doof found an old projector and placed it on an old movie screen.
"You may know Hydrogen," said the voice on screen. "You may know Boron, but of all the elements on the periodic table, none is more fascinating and less abundant than Pizzazium Infinionite. It was first discovered by fortune hunters in the year 1894. No one is sure what it does, but look to the future for hover vehicles powered by Pizzazium Infinionite in the world of tomorrow."
"Where did you get that?" asked Vanessa.
"It's gone!" Doof shouted, ignoring Vanessa's question. He gestured to the case where the Pizzazium Infinionite used to be. "Someone took the last one!"
Nearby, Buford and Baljeet were walking down the store with Pizzazium Infinionite.
"What luck," Baljeet said. "With this Pizzazium Infinionite, that science prize is as good as mine."
"Why am I here again?" Buford asked.
"Because as a person of superior intellect, I require an angry wall of meat to protect my science project."
"Angry wall of meat, huh? Yeah, I can do that."
"Great, now I have to scour the whole store for the Pizzazium Infinionite and probably snatch it from some random shopper…" Doof rambled.
"Wait, Dad, I can do this for you," Vanessa interrupted. "I can go find this thing and prove that I can do things on my own, then I can get my own car, right?"
"Are you sure…"
"I can do it. I'm me."
"I don't know…"
"I'm not hearing a no."
"I'm not saying a yes." Doof handed Vanessa a device. "Here, take this. It'll help."
"How am I gonna find the one perfect gift in this humongous store?" Candace wondered as she and Stacy wandered around the blimp section.
"Doesn't Jeremy like camping?" Stacy asked.
"Yeah."
"So maybe a pocket knife, or a fishing lure, or a compound bow. Take that apple on kid's head."
"He said he needs a lantern."
"Yeah, that's good."
"And then I will start my own foundation to…" Baljeet explained before he noticed Buford wasn't paying attention. "Are you even listening?"
"What?" Buford asked. "I'm hungry."
Buford accidentally dropped the Pizzazium Infinionite.
"I really have to rethink having you as my wall of meat," Baljeet said.
Candace and Stacy looked around the lantern section for a good lantern. None of them seemed to work.
"I don't wanna get him any old lantern," Candace said.
"You can't expect the perfect gift to just drop out of the sky," Stacy said.
Right as she said that, a lantern fell out of the sky and into Candace's hands.
"It's perfect," she said. "It's all futuristic, and cool, and it dropped out of the sky."
"I guess I stand corrected," said Stacy.
"When Jeremy looks into its bright glow, he'll think of me…" Candace stopped when she saw the lantern was gone, and a weird box was in its place. "Hey, what's this?"
A clown popped out of the box, scaring the girls.
Perry tried to run off with the Pizzazium Infinionite. He hit a nearby shopping cart, causing the element to fly out of his hand.
"Hey, you gotta watch where you're going!" Doof shouted before noticing Perry in his outfit. "Say, you look fabulous. Have I seen you before?"
Perry did his chatter before running off.
"No need to get huffy," Doof said. "You ran into me."
Phineas and Ferb were sitting on some electrical recliners.
Phineas had the recliner on.
"You know, Ferb," he said. "I think I know what I wanna do every day."
Ferb noticed the girl from earlier about to pick up the Pizzazium Infinionite. Nearby, Buford and Baljeet were racing on a shopping cart.
Ferb quickly pushed the girl out of the way.
"Watch where you're going!" she shouted at the boys before noticing her device was broken. "Great, now this is broken, they got the element, and…" The girl sighed before turning to Ferb. "Thanks for your help, but I can do this on my own."
"That lantern was the perfect gift," Candace complained before noticing Buford and Baljeet riding by with the lantern. "Buford and Baljeet? How did they get it?"
The cart crashed. The lantern rolled away.
Play "I'm Me"
Vanessa saw the Pizzazium Infinionite roll into a stockroom. She entered the room to see it was a lot bigger than she expected.
She wasn't gonna let that stop her, though. She ran deeper into the store.
Vanessa:
I can do it, I can run
I can hunt you down
You can try, but you can't stop me
'Cause I'm gaining ground
I'm light on my feet
And I'm quick to the punch
I had a heavy breakfast
But a real light lunch
Vanessa saw the Pizzazium Infinionite being carried by a claw. She quickly grabbed onto the element and tried to grab it.
I'm a raging bonfire, a cherry bomb
I'm me.
The boy from earlier pulled a lever to make the claw release the element.
Unfortunately, the element was grabbed by a nearby hook.
I'm rough-and-tumble
I'm the one to beat
I'm a fresh coat of blacktop
Burnin' at your feet
I've got a poisonous sting
When I rain I pour
I'm the best of the best
I'm the soup du jour
The Pizzazium Infinionite landed on a high crate.
The boy managed to cut a rope holding a heavy crate in the air. The crate hit a seesaw Vanessa was standing on. It launched her into the air.
Vanessa managed to grab the element, but the crate opened. She fell to the ground.
The boy caught her, and used an umbrella to protect her from the falling canisters.
I'm smooth as glass, and sharp as a tack
I'm me.
I'm the last and best stick of gum in the pack
I'm me.
The two found the Pizzazium Infinionite being moved on a conveyor belt.
I'm a strong woman, fast-talking, big-bad-dog walking,
High falutin', drum-beatin', foot stompin', corn-poppin',
Speeding locomotive that just won't stop
I'm a hot apple pie with a cherry on top
I'm a crowd pleasin', head spinnin',
Winnin' in the ninth inning,
Whip-lashing, record-smashin',
Black-tie party crashing
Cyclone of fun, I'm an army of one
I'm strawberry sprinkles on a hot cross bun
The Pizzazium Infinionite ended up deep behind a shelf. Vanessa struggled to reach for it.
Ferb was able to use a tape measure to grab the element.
I've got you beat by a nose at the finish line
I'm a semi truck trailer with a scent of pine
I'm the cold hard walls of a prison cell
I'm a winter trip to the Wisconsin Dells
I'm a blood-red rose with a string of thorns
I'm me
I'm a heart-shaped locket on a cold steel chain
I'm me
I'm a big haymaker in a title fight.
I'm a cute black kitten with a nasty bite.
I'm an action double-feature on a Friday night
Vanessa finally had the Pizzazium Infinionite. She tried to get away with it.
Unfortunately, a tiny man grabbed the element. He tried to escape with it by jumping over giant boxes. He ended up falling into one of them. The element flew away.
Vanessa managed to catch it before it could hit the ground.
I'm me
I'm me
I'm me
I'm me
I'm me
End "I'm Me"
Right as Vanessa was about to return to Doof, she felt someone grab the Pizzazium Infinionite.
Vanessa ran after the little man. He tripped and dropped the element.
It fell into a vent.
Vanessa followed the Pizzazium Infinionite into a ball pit.
"I hope nobody sees me in here," she said to herself.
That's when she noticed the boy from earlier sucking the balls into a vacuum.
Vanessa went under the ball pit to search for the element.
"Ferb, honey, aren't you a little old to be in the ball pit?" came a voice.
"Yes, yes I am," the boy replied.
Vanessa climbed out.
"Your name is Ferb?" she asked.
"Yes, it's short for…" Ferb was about to reply before he heard a thud. He realized the Pizzazium Infinionite got caught. "Oh, here it is."
Vanessa took the element and left.
"Thanks, Ferb," she said. "See you around."
Doof noticed a lawn mower that activates at the push of a button. He pushed the button to see if it would work. It did.
Buford and Baljeet grabbed the Pizzazium Infinionite.
Candace and Stacy rollerskated after them.
Someone snatched the element from Baljeet.
"Hey!" he said.
Doof looked at a 3d art.
"I don't really understand these things," he said. That's when a little man flew through the paper. "Oh, there it is."
Candace and Vanessa found the lantern on the bottom of the escalator. They tried to skate down it. That was a bad idea.
To make matters worse, Buford and Baljeet slid down the escalator on a shopping cart.
The four of them crashed. They were sent flying into the card aisle.
Stacy noticed one of the cards.
"Check it out," she said. "They do make a card for a spilled cheese dog with mustard."
Vanessa used a rope to lower herself to the bottom floor and get the Pizzazium Infinionite.
That's when the rope got caught on a lawn mower. Vanessa tried to free herself, but the rope was too tight.
Thankfully, Ferb came to the rescue. He skimmed through a multi-purpose tool until he found a small pair of scissors to cut the rope.
He then switched to the screwdriver part and used it to unscrew the bottom of the lawn mower.
"Well, Ferb, you certainly know how to show a girl a good time," Vanessa remarked. "I gotta get this to my dad immediately."
Ferb put the Pizzazium Infinionite in a nearby tennis ball launcher, and launched it towards the check-out area.
Doof found the element rolling by. He quickly grabbed it.
"I got it, I got it!" he cheered.
He unknowingly moved the Pizzazium Infinionite too close to the RFID reader. An alarm went off.
A couple of security guards surrounded Doof.
"Excuse me, sir," said one. "You know you have to pay for this, right?"
"I was going to pay," Doof assured.
"Tell that to the judge."
"Don't worry. We can straighten this out. Vanessa!" The guards grabbed Doof and carried him away. "Wait! I don't even have anyone to curse!"
"Well, time to find out where they dragged Dad off to," said Vanessa. "Guess that car will have to wait." She turned towards Ferb. "Thanks for the help, Ferb."
Vanessa kissed Ferb on the forehead before walking away.
Ferb's eyes widened as he blushed brightly.
Phineas arrived, shaking back and forth at a fast pace.
"Did I miss something?" he asked.
Ferb touched Phineas' nose, causing him to stop.
Thanks for reading.